Schedule Saturday 12th April 2014

The T-Boy Show

With only one place left and a second applicant, T-Boy just has to pass an entrance exam to get into sixth form college. What could go wrong?

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the time-travelling sitcom.

All About The McKenzies

Grandad attempts a dance but has a fall for the worst and hurts his back. Delia meets her arch-enemy Patricia and shares her ambitions with the family.

Sooty

A broken wand forces Sooty to halt his magic show. With Sweep stuck in the sawing-in-half box and Richard transformed into a chicken, Sooty must put things right if he's going to impress Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Shaun The Sheep

A leak in the barn forces the flock to relocate to the pig sty for the night. However, the selfish pigs don't want to share.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Yes Minister

The Minister gets into a spot of hot water when discussing a landmark scheme between Government and industry taking place in the Midlands - the Solihull Project - on a radio talk show. It soon becomes apparent that not all is running as it should, and rather distasteful steps must be taken to smooth the issue.

Ever Decreasing Circles

Martin is busy organising the lives of all his neighbours blissfully unaware of the approach of a man who will disturb his little empire forever. While his friends embrace the newcomer, Martin concerns himself with organising a protest against a lorry driver who insists on parking in the Close.

Jonathan Creek

A high profile judge is killed despite his round-the-clock police protection. Could Maddy's gothic "pub of death" investigation hold the vital key?

Ever Decreasing Circles

When Martin is ousted by Paul as Chairman of almost all of his committees, Ann is hopeful of a renewed social life. Unfortunately her optimism is somewhat misplaced...

Just A Minute

Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Graham Norton, Sue Perkins, and Phill Jupitus.

My Phone Genie

Gene helps Jaz revive the school plants she's forgotten to water over the holidays... turning the house into a living jungle!

Roy

When Roy's class decides to do a modern theatrical version of Sleeping Beauty, Roy manages to secure the role of the Prince.

Keeping Up Appearances

Plans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.

The News Quiz

Satirical review of the week's news, chaired by guest host Susan Calman. Regular panellist Jeremy Hardy is joined by Andrew Maxwell, Tom Wrigglesworth and Holly Walsh.

Jeeves And Wooster

Bertie manages to get on the wrong side of everyone - again - when he attempts to offer the same solution to the differing woes of Gussie Fink Nottle, Aunt Dahlia, and Tuppy Glossop.

Siadwel

Siadwel gets an unusual part in the school nativity play and repeatedly fails to be in the school photograph.

Albert And Me

Single dad Bryan Archer struggles to work as well as bringing up his baby son, Albert.

Jeeves And Wooster

As the fall-out from Bertie's advice reaches London, he is irked to learn that his presence to fix the mess is not requested. Naturally, he heads straight back to Brinkley, and attempts to clear up the confusions of amour. Might a fire bell do the trick?

Mr Bean

Mr Bean goes deep into the countryside in search of the perfect wildlife photograph.

The Navy Lark

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

Mr Bean

Bean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive!

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Carry On Spying

Four trainee spies are put on the trail of the subversive organisation STENCH as they try to track down the secret Formula X.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Trigger Happy TV

A selection of three episodes of the hidden camera show.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

My Phone Genie

Gene helps Jaz revive the school plants she's forgotten to water over the holidays... turning the house into a living jungle!

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Tim FitzHigham: The Gambler

Tim FitzHigham recreates Sir John Throckmorton's 1811 attempt to have a coat made from scratch, going from the sheep's back to his own back in a single day.

Dani's Castle

When an Australian billionaire offers Rich a pile of cash to move the castle to Sydney, he's sorely tempted.

Keeping Up Appearances

Plans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.

One Foot In The Grave

After Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Will the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe and Everything (to which the answer is forty-two) be discovered?

Will our heroes be able to control their newly stolen spaceship and the enormous fleet of black battle cruisers that is following them?

Will all end happily or in the certain death that has threatened them so persistently?

Only Fools And Horses

After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.

2's Comedy

Ken Bruce toasts Radio 2's 40th birthday with Punchline, The News Huddlines, Hinge and Bracket, The Grumbleweeds, An Actor's Life for Me and the winner of the 2's Comedy webvote of 2007.

Only Fools And Horses

Del's swooping in on the deal of a life time - it could keep them all in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... The trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare!

The Thin Blue Line

It's the tenth anniversary of Inspector Fowler and Sergeant Dawkins's relationship. She thinks he has got her a present but actually he is preparing to celebrate the Queen's Official Birthday. CID, meanwhile, are investing in computers.

The T-Boy Show

With only one place left and a second applicant, T-Boy just has to pass an entrance exam to get into sixth form college. What could go wrong?

QI

A selection of extended episodes from Series F & I of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.

A League Of Their Own

Comedian Lee Mack fills in for Flintoff, before appearances from footie star Frank Lampard and presenter Gabby Logan.

Smack The Pony

Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.

Doc Martin

Martin meets Portwenn's new midwife, Molly, who will be looking after Louisa. Martin is dismissive of her profession, and the two of them do not hit it off.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Following the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!

Rhod Gilbert Live: The Man With The Flaming Battenberg Tattoo

A TV broadcast of Rhod Gilbert's 2012 stand-up DVD.

Spaced

Daisy decides that they should have a housewarming (anything to avoid tidying up or work). However, despite her aspirations of a party full of writers, artists and other media types, she is only able to find the paperboy. Tim, Mike, Daisy, Twist and Brian all feel old when they compare themselves to Amber. Brian discovers a big secret about the couple.

Desmond's

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of one of Channel 4's most successful sitcoms.

Miranda

After an impromptu 'date' is planned with long-term crush Gary Preston, Miranda decides to take a trip to the new 'bespoke' clothing store, Transformers, to pick an outfit guaranteed to stop people calling her sir to her face.

Alex Zane's Funny Rotten Scoundrels

Alex Zane introduces the very best of new stand-up at London's Century Club. Featuring Doc Brown, Ellie Taylor and Paul Sweeney.

Sweat The Small Stuff

Joining Grimmy are team captains Rochelle Humes from the Saturdays and Melvin Odoom. The panel is completed by the star of The Call Centre, Nev Wilshire, and top stand-up comedians Katherine Ryan and Ed Gamble.

The Catherine Tate Show

A selection of episodes from the second series of the BBC One sketch show.

Bottom

Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.

Saturday Night Fry

Episode 4: Stephen Fry hosts humorous banter and sketches, with Hugh Laurie, Jim Broadbent, Emma Thompson and Phyllida Law.

Celebrity Juice

Guests this time are Made in Chelsea star Ollie Locke, singer John Newman, Emmerdale hunk Matthew Wolfenden and Boyzone singer Keith Duffy.

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live

Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.

All About The McKenzies

Grandad attempts a dance but has a fall for the worst and hurts his back. Delia meets her arch-enemy Patricia and shares her ambitions with the family.

Sir Henry At Rawlinson End

Episode 4, The Hatching: Surreal saga of a dynasty delicately balanced on the edge of sanity.

The Young Ones

A party is arranged, but naturally Neil has no one to invite. Rick's keen to get things off just right, but is at risking of killing the mood. Then the pubs start to close.

Tina C's State Of The Union Tour

Episode 3, Eastern Europe: Country singer and global activist Tina C finds herself in one of the most recent states to join the EU, but isn't sure which one.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Alan is joined by Britain's Got Talent judges David Walliams, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon. Jennifer Saunders chats about the her autobiography Bonkers: My Life in Laughs. Noel Edmonds drops by for a chat. The Vamps perform their latest single Last Night.

Crackanory

Twisted tales read by Harry Enfield and Sarah Solemani. An office worker takes on a high-street coffee chain and a downtrodden librarian gains access to a CIA military drone!

The Mark Steel Solution

Another radical proposal - as the comedian calls for people to be re-housed at random.

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel shows runs into extra time with a special featuring never-before-seen footage.

The League Of Gentlemen

It seems that Mike and Cheryl may have made a mistake in allowing Geoff to be their best man.

The Masterson Inheritance

The French Revolution is in full swing and the fate of the Masterson family is inextricably linked with that of a tumble dryer.

The Plank

Near-silent comedy written and directed by Eric Sykes about two bungling workmen trying desperately to transport a wooden plank.

Live At The Apollo

Kevin Bridges introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.

QI

With Ronni Ancona, Dave Gorman and Lee Mack.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the long-running BBC Three sitcom.

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Will the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe and Everything (to which the answer is forty-two) be discovered?

Will our heroes be able to control their newly stolen spaceship and the enormous fleet of black battle cruisers that is following them?

Will all end happily or in the certain death that has threatened them so persistently?

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Alex Jones, Josh Widdicombe, Katherine Ryan and Spencer Matthews are the guests taking part the show this week.

Extras

Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.

Up The Chastity Belt

Film in which Frankie Howerd joins the Crusades to save his master and bring King Richard back to take his rightful place on the throne of England.

QI

With Hugh Dennis, Jo Brand and Phill Jupitus.

Extras

Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.

Rich Hall: Hell No I Ain't Happy

Stand-up and music from American comedian Rich Hall, including songs from his country and western singer alter-ego Otis Lee Crenshaw.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.

Sweat The Small Stuff

Joining Grimmy are team captains Rochelle Humes from the Saturdays and Melvin Odoom. The panel is completed by the star of The Call Centre, Nev Wilshire, and top stand-up comedians Katherine Ryan and Ed Gamble.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Kathy Burke and Josh Widdicombe. Countdown's Susie Dent is in with assistance from Dara O Briain.

Bottom

Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.

Fake Reaction

Guests facing electric shock pole dancing and various animal-related distractions are Geordie Shore's Charlotte Crosby, Radio 1 DJ Gemma Cairney, comedian Ivo Graham and larger-than-life dancer Louie Spence.

Crackanory

Twisted tales read by Harry Enfield and Sarah Solemani. An office worker takes on a high-street coffee chain and a downtrodden librarian gains access to a CIA military drone!

Steve Coogan: Stand Up Down Under

Cameras follow Steve Coogan on his 2009 live tour of Australia and New Zealand.

The Young Ones

A party is arranged, but naturally Neil has no one to invite. Rick's keen to get things off just right, but is at risking of killing the mood. Then the pubs start to close.

Youngers

It's GCSE results day and friends Yemi and Jay nervously make their way to school to find out what the future holds.

Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask

More from the ingenious panel show hosted by Alexander Armstrong. Devising - as well as answering - the questions here are Clive Anderson, Sue Perkins and Daniel Sloss.

The League Of Gentlemen

It seems that Mike and Cheryl may have made a mistake in allowing Geoff to be their best man.

Youngers

Jay and Yemi enter the world of Boxes nightclub, determined to win Mic Star.

Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask

Jimmy Carr, Robert Webb and Andrew Maxwell are the guests for the fifth episode of the show in which panellists devise - and answer - the questions.

Grouchy Young Men

Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.

Grouchy Young Men

Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.

Kerry

Comedy sketch show pilot starring Kerry Howard.

Tim FitzHigham: The Gambler

Tim FitzHigham recreates a 'gamble Anglaise' from 1811, attempting to get a cheeseboard to travel a distance of four-and-a-half miles in under 100 throws.