Schedule Thursday 10th April 2014
6am
(repeat)
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 3 - The BoyfriendHenry has high hopes for his daughter Julie. So when she brings round boyfriend Robin, he's keen to see how he measures up.
6:15am
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Writing On The WallJim's latest drive to slim down the Civil Service has won favour with both the PM and Cabinet colleagues, but Sir Humphrey is bitterly opposed to the plans. However, the pair are forced to put the disagreement aside when it becomes apparent that they could both be adversely affected.
6:45am
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 6Richard faces a coup in the boardroom. Alarmed at the prospect of another new owner at Grantleigh, Audrey steps in to lend a hand.
6:45am
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 40 - Puppet KingCouncillor Cowdrey uses a puppet to get the townsfolk on his side - but the puppet develops a plan of its own!
7am
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 10 - Elvis DetectorThe kids build a metal detector that develops a tendency to detect anything but metal.
7:15am
(repeat)
Sorry!
Series 1, Episode 2 - ButtonsTim's stuck playing the rear end of a pantomime horse, whilst his friend, director Zac, asks him to entertain one of his girlfriends, Vanessa, for the evening.
7:30am
(repeat)
Cabin Pressure
Series 4, Episode 1 - TimbuktuHooray hooray, it's Birling Day once more, where the crew traditionally swap their dignity for cash! But where have all the camels gone? And why is Arthur reading a book?
7:55am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 3 - Fleeing MonksAs Michelle prepares to send the airmen back to England whilst disguised as Monks, René is attempting to get out of receiving a collaboration medal from the General - an honour for which the Resistance, communists AND townspeople would have him executed!
8am
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 10 - My British BuddyThe Americans have joined the war (finally) and some of them are coming to Walmington. It is decided to celebrate their arrival with a darts match in one of the local pubs. The plan does not go well.
8:30am
(repeat)
Take It From Here
A Glums family feud sparks the fire brigade's arrival.
8:35am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 4 - Up The Crick Without A PiddleRené and Edith arrive safely in England and are shocked to see a familiar face. Freshly honoured by Churchill, they take a look around London before Edith is heads back to Nouvion - and a major cock-up sends René reluctantly with her...
8:50am
(repeat)
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 4 - SnoozicalBecky dreams of starring in the Strange Hill musical production of Scary Poppins, but regresses into fear-filled dreams after being informed she's a terrible singer. Can she defeat The Grackle?
9am
(repeat)
Educated Evans
Episode 4, A Matched Pair: Can the 1920s tipster avoid police plans and see off a new 'educated' rival?
9am
(repeat)
Yonderland
Series 1, Episode 3 - ReformationDebbie learns that, sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy when she and Elf bump into the Monks of Old John.
9:15am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 7 - ... But We Think You Have To GoAlone in wartime France, Gary has to deal with a nasty Nazi, a friendly resistance fighter, and the fact that his double has plans to take his place in London.
9:15am
(repeat)
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 4The super-student team captains are joined by MI High spy Oyiza Momoh, Let's Dance for Comic Relief winner Charlie Baker and comedians Katie Mulgrew and Paul McCaffrey.
9:30am
(repeat)
Yonderland
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Ultimate PrizeExcitement bubbles as the residents of Yonderland prepare for Ye Grand Tournament, the equivalent of the Olympics for the realm's knights.
9:55am
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 1 - Only A StoryMrs Warboys has temporarily moved in with the Meldrews after rain flooded her basement flat. Victor is doing battle with the local newspaper, which keeps mixing up the names printed alongside reader contributions.
10am
(repeat)
Trigger Happy TV
Series 2, Episode 2Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
10:35am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 8 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?Bob believes that Terry needs to broaden his horizons and meet new friends.
10:55am
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 3 - Artful BeanMr Bean gets a real bug for painting. Then several bugs ... and flies and slugs and mice.
11:10am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 4 - The FlyMr Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room, and searches for ever more outlandish weapons.
11:15am
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Writing On The WallJim's latest drive to slim down the Civil Service has won favour with both the PM and Cabinet colleagues, but Sir Humphrey is bitterly opposed to the plans. However, the pair are forced to put the disagreement aside when it becomes apparent that they could both be adversely affected.
11:30am
(repeat)
All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 4 - AlienCharlie comes up with an out of this world plan to make his homework easier with some extra-terrestrial help. But when an unusual guest arrives at the B and B Charlie starts to wonder whether asking aliens for help was really such a good idea...
11:55am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 7 - In Which Romance Isn't Dead - Just IncompetentBarry has a lonely neighbour on his hands and takes it upon himself to find him a girlfriend. But who, and how?
11:55am
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 16 - Unfriend MeJaz wants her teacher to be more approachable so Gene creates a new social network for her.
11:55am
(repeat)
Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 4 - Battle Of The GoblinsHank finds himself in trouble when he accidentally breaks his and Frankie's science project.
12pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 10 - My British BuddyThe Americans have joined the war (finally) and some of them are coming to Walmington. It is decided to celebrate their arrival with a darts match in one of the local pubs. The plan does not go well.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 49 - Street Of DreamsA popular quiz show comes to Bottom Knocker Street. Can a quiz show make all of your dreams come true?
12:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
A Glums family feud sparks the fire brigade's arrival.
12:35pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 8 - The Mischievous Tinkle In Howard's EyesHoward discovers there are better ways than the mobile phone to contact other nature-lovers - and quite openly, too.
12:35pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 14 - Psssst!!Spies descend upon Bottom Knocker Street to find the secret recipe for Giancarlo Minello's ice cream.
1:15pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 6Richard faces a coup in the boardroom. Alarmed at the prospect of another new owner at Grantleigh, Audrey steps in to lend a hand.
1:55pm
(repeat)
Sorry!
Series 1, Episode 2 - ButtonsTim's stuck playing the rear end of a pantomime horse, whilst his friend, director Zac, asks him to entertain one of his girlfriends, Vanessa, for the evening.
2pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 5 - Keep Off The GrassThe sisters face a moral dilemma. They have seen someone they know involved in a crime, but can they grass him up? Tracey says yes, Sharon says no, but they both change their minds after speaking to Darryl and Chris. Dorien thinks there is only one option.
2:35pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 3 - Fleeing MonksAs Michelle prepares to send the airmen back to England whilst disguised as Monks, René is attempting to get out of receiving a collaboration medal from the General - an honour for which the Resistance, communists AND townspeople would have him executed!
2:40pm
(repeat)
Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 4As Lesley discovers Jacko's identity, she offers Lionel an ultimatum. Meanwhile, Jacko's duties as an uncle get in the way of his dating schedule. Who will come out on top?
3pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 17 - The Hang GliderThe Farmer has a thrilling new hobby - however it's not as easy as it looks! When the Farmer gets stuck in a tree Bitzer comes to his rescue, leaving Shaun and the Flock to get to grips with the airborne contraption.
3:15pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 4 - Up The Crick Without A PiddleRené and Edith arrive safely in England and are shocked to see a familiar face. Freshly honoured by Churchill, they take a look around London before Edith is heads back to Nouvion - and a major cock-up sends René reluctantly with her...
3:20pm
(repeat)
3:55pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 7 - ... But We Think You Have To GoAlone in wartime France, Gary has to deal with a nasty Nazi, a friendly resistance fighter, and the fact that his double has plans to take his place in London.
4pm
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 3Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
4pm
(repeat)
4:15pm
(repeat)
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 4 - Thought For The DayMatthew welcomes Henry's decision to take in a lodger - until he discovers that the new arrival is a curate.
4:15pm
(repeat)
4:35pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 1 - Only A StoryMrs Warboys has temporarily moved in with the Meldrews after rain flooded her basement flat. Victor is doing battle with the local newspaper, which keeps mixing up the names printed alongside reader contributions.
4:50pm
(repeat)
Faith In The Future
Series 1, Episode 7 - A Moving MomentFaith breathes a huge sigh of relief as daughter Hannah finally moves out to live with a new boyfriend.
5pm
(repeat)
Trigger Happy TV
Series 2, Episode 2Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
5pm30 min
Roy
Series 3, Episode 12 - Roy's First KissWhen Roy's class decides to do a modern theatrical version of Sleeping Beauty, Roy manages to secure the role of the Prince.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 7 - In Which Romance Isn't Dead - Just IncompetentBarry has a lonely neighbour on his hands and takes it upon himself to find him a girlfriend. But who, and how?
5:20pm
(repeat)
The Upper Hand
Series 3, Episode 9 - The Whiz KidCharlie is jealous of the time Caroline is spending with her new director.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 2 - DomesticsTheo's still hung up on Nicole, whilst an awkward encounter with a former date leaves Junior questioning his choices. Dorian, however, looks set to miss out on meeting with a girl who's long had a thing for him.
5:55pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 8 - The Mischievous Tinkle In Howard's EyesHoward discovers there are better ways than the mobile phone to contact other nature-lovers - and quite openly, too.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Cabin Pressure
Series 4, Episode 2 - UskertyCarolyn and Martin get into an argument, and Douglas and Arthur get to play with an airport.
6:35pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Mother Nature's SonRodney's talk of environmental pollution brings him a strange ally when Del becomes a friend of the Earth. Of course, he's got a scam going and it involves a joint venture with the Water Board - but they are a silent partner!
7pm
(repeat)
Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 4As Lesley discovers Jacko's identity, she offers Lionel an ultimatum. Meanwhile, Jacko's duties as an uncle get in the way of his dating schedule. Who will come out on top?
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 10 - My British BuddyThe Americans have joined the war (finally) and some of them are coming to Walmington. It is decided to celebrate their arrival with a darts match in one of the local pubs. The plan does not go well.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
A Glums family feud sparks the fire brigade's arrival.
7:40pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Book SigningIt's the day of Lionel's book launch, and Alistair has a new publicity stunt prepared in case sales start flagging. Jean, meanwhile, is busy trying to push as many sales as she can.
8pm
(repeat)
You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Legend Of Old McCreadyA ghost from Lauren's past unexpectedly rises to ruin Clive and Ed's snooker night.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:20pm
(repeat)
8:40pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 1The Brockman family have some tough decisions to make about work, video games and who to take to a family funeral. The vicar probably wishes none of them had ever come.
9pm
(repeat)
Lee Nelson Live
TV broadcast of Lee Nelson's first live stand-up DVD.
9pm
(repeat)
Steve Coogan: Stand Up Down Under
Episode 1Cameras follow Steve Coogan on his 2009 live tour of Australia and New Zealand.
9pm
(repeat)
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
9:20pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 2Mum has enough of the boys' attitude to housework so sets out on a campaign to civilise them. Karen battles with chuggers and buying shoes, while Dad goes to war with a domestic appliance.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 6In the final episode, the Pythons play at the Hollywood Bowl, make Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, mourn the death of Graham Chapman, and go their separate ways.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - The InterviewMark decides that Jeremy needs a job, because he is behind with his rent, so he gets him a job application for JLB Finance. Mark then goes to work to carry on his flirtation with Sophie via post-it notes cartoons.
9:30pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Camping TripWill decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.
10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Fatal ExtractionDel has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.
10pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 7 - You DecideGaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 7Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison take a look at this week's burning issues. The guests are Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey. Josh Widdicombe sits in for an ill Andy Parsons.
10pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 3 - Dara O Briain, Greg Davies, Stewart FrancisMock The Week host Dara O Briain brings the house down, before introducing sets from Inbetweeners star Greg Davies and Canadian one-liner specialist Stewart Francis.
10pm
(repeat)
Cabin Pressure
Series 4, Episode 1 - TimbuktuHooray hooray, it's Birling Day once more, where the crew traditionally swap their dignity for cash! But where have all the camels gone? And why is Arthur reading a book?
10pm
(repeat)
Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Episode 5Guests this time are Made in Chelsea star Ollie Locke, singer John Newman, Emmerdale hunk Matthew Wolfenden and Boyzone singer Keith Duffy.
10pm
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 3Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Kathy Burke and Josh Widdicombe. Countdown's Susie Dent is in with assistance from Dara O Briain.
10pm
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Work OutingWhen the dashing Philip from the sixth floor pops in to ask Jen to the theatre, she accepts right away. But, to her annoyance, so do Moss and Roy.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
10:30pm30 min
Newsjack
Series 10, Episode 6The week's stories cobbled together in a scrapbook sketch show. Presented by Romesh Ranganathan, with Lewis Macleod, Pippa Evans and Alice Levine.
10:30pm30 min
Some People With Jokes
Series 2, Episode 3 - Some Funeral Directors With JokesFuneral directors from around the UK resurrect their favourite jokes. This lot are usually deadly serious, but this show sees them preparing a special eulogy to laughter in a veritable casketful of corkers with no corpsing guaranteed.
10:35pm
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 2 - Return Of The Golden ChildMoss uncovers an internet site that takes people's personal details and calculates when they will die.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Documentary - The Love TriangleAs the nation decides the outcome of Gaz's love life, this documentary delves into the history of the long-running and rocky romances between Gaz, Donna and Janet.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 3, Episode 6Throw away those tedious textbooks and join Dara for another light-hearted masterclass in maths. Guests Susan Calman and Andrew Maxwell will try to outdo our clever clogs host.
11pm
(repeat)
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 2 - DomesticsTheo's still hung up on Nicole, whilst an awkward encounter with a former date leaves Junior questioning his choices. Dorian, however, looks set to miss out on meeting with a girl who's long had a thing for him.
11pm
(repeat)
So Wrong It's Right
Series 2, Episode 6Comics Lee Mack, Sarah Millican and writer Graham Linehan battle to supply the finest wrong answers.
11pm
(repeat)
The Nick Revell Show
Episode 3: The writer's mate Craig proves a headache, while Vince the geranium encounters a bee.
11pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 1The sports panel show is back. James Corden, Jamie Redknapp and Freddie Flintoff are joined by LFC captain Steven Gerrard, John Bishop, Jack Whitehall and Georgie Thompson.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Think The Unthinkable
Series 2, Episode 3 - Barrington ComprehensiveUnthinkable Solutions offer to help St. Vitus Comprehensive in the rough area of Barrington. Before long the pupils are eating from Burger Baron and signed up to some dodgy drug trials in an attempt to make the school some cash.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
11:50pm
(repeat)
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 2 - CashNo one has any money, so - under Mike's instruction - Vyvyan begins stealing and chopping up everyone's possessions for firewood. When Vyvyan claims to be pregnant, Neil is forced to get a job, and joins the police!
12:20am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 5 - Keep Off The GrassThe sisters face a moral dilemma. They have seen someone they know involved in a crime, but can they grass him up? Tracey says yes, Sharon says no, but they both change their minds after speaking to Darryl and Chris. Dorien thinks there is only one option.
12:20am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 7 - You DecideGaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.
12:35am
(repeat)
Facejacker
Series 1, Episode 1Terry Tibbs uses his selling techniques to flog exercise equipment to the unsuspecting crew of Price-Drop TV; Brian Badonde visits an art gallery; there's technical problems at a drive-thru restaurant; and Augustus Kwembe tries to elicit bank account details via hypnotism.
12:40am
(repeat)
You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Legend Of Old McCreadyA ghost from Lauren's past unexpectedly rises to ruin Clive and Ed's snooker night.
1am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Documentary - The Love TriangleAs the nation decides the outcome of Gaz's love life, this documentary delves into the history of the long-running and rocky romances between Gaz, Donna and Janet.
1:05am
(repeat)
Facejacker
Series 1, Episode 2Augustus Kwembe tries a parking scam; Terry Tibbs takes part in a Come Dine With Me episode; Dr Ali prepares for some cosmetic surgery operations; director Donald Donaldson auditions a dog; and Brian Badonde visits an art class.
1:20am
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 1The Brockman family have some tough decisions to make about work, video games and who to take to a family funeral. The vicar probably wishes none of them had ever come.
1:30am
(repeat)
Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 1The guests are Helen Flanagan, Marlon Davis, former Westlife member Brian McFadden and his wife, model and DJ Vogue Williams.
1:35am
(repeat)
Some People With Jokes
Series 2, Episode 3 - Some Funeral Directors With JokesFuneral directors from around the UK resurrect their favourite jokes. This lot are usually deadly serious, but this show sees them preparing a special eulogy to laughter in a veritable casketful of corkers with no corpsing guaranteed.
1:40am
(repeat)
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 2Jo Brand asks Bill Bailey to help her assess the trendy new craze of wild swimming, and also tackles the Olympic white water canoe slalom course.
1:45am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Work OutingWhen the dashing Philip from the sixth floor pops in to ask Jen to the theatre, she accepts right away. But, to her annoyance, so do Moss and Roy.
1:50am
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 2Mum has enough of the boys' attitude to housework so sets out on a campaign to civilise them. Karen battles with chuggers and buying shoes, while Dad goes to war with a domestic appliance.
2am
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 3Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
2am
(repeat)
Educated Evans
Episode 4, A Matched Pair: Can the 1920s tipster avoid police plans and see off a new 'educated' rival?
2:15am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 2 - Return Of The Golden ChildMoss uncovers an internet site that takes people's personal details and calculates when they will die.
2:20am
(repeat)
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 2 - CashNo one has any money, so - under Mike's instruction - Vyvyan begins stealing and chopping up everyone's possessions for firewood. When Vyvyan claims to be pregnant, Neil is forced to get a job, and joins the police!
2:30am
(repeat)
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 2 - DomesticsTheo's still hung up on Nicole, whilst an awkward encounter with a former date leaves Junior questioning his choices. Dorian, however, looks set to miss out on meeting with a girl who's long had a thing for him.
2:30am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 7Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison take a look at this week's burning issues. The guests are Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey. Josh Widdicombe sits in for an ill Andy Parsons.
2:30am
(repeat)
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 1Joining Grimmy are team captains Rochelle Humes from the Saturdays and Melvin Odoom. The panel is completed by the star of The Call Centre, Nev Wilshire, and top stand-up comedians Katherine Ryan and Ed Gamble.
2:40am
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 3, Episode 6The housemates get radical as they participate in a university sit-in which Oregon has organised to demonstrate against the forced deportation of a hot Tunisian guy.
3:30am
(repeat)
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 6In the final episode, the Pythons play at the Hollywood Bowl, make Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, mourn the death of Graham Chapman, and go their separate ways.
3:35am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.