Schedule Tuesday 8th April 2014
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 1 - Bridge Of SighsA voice from the past sets Henry thinking of his lost youth - can Matthew help?
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Economy DriveFired up by the press, Hacker decides to impose cuts on the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey is appalled and sets out to stop him, calling on some old service tricks to manipulate Jim's stance...
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 5 - The Puckled WranglerThe appearance of an extremely rare butterfly attracts the interest of collector and madman Major Lector. Can the kids protect the Puckled Wrangler?
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 4With the discovery of a rare bird on the Grantleigh estate, the locals swing into action in order to protect the species from meddling twitchers. Audrey's less keen to help, but can she be persuaded?
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 6 - The Great DepressedoCouncillor Cowdrey wants a magician for his birthday party. Can Gobby the post box be coaxed out of retirement?
Snap
Series 2, Episode 4Molly doesn't care who her ex-husband Doug dates - but she still wants all the details.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
Down The Line
Series 4, Episode 3Spoof phone-in show starring Rhys Thomas as Gary Bellamy. With Amelia Bullmore, Simon Day, Felix Dexter, Charlie Higson, Lucy Montgomery and Paul Whitehouse as the Great British Public.
The Goon Show
Series 7, Episode 4 - The MacReekie Rising Of '74Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back. With George Chisholm standing in for Spike Milligan.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 7 - Crabtree's Podgeon PistThe General threatens to blow up Nouvion if the airmen are not returned to his custody. Meanwhile, Michelle has another crackpot scheme to send them home, and refuses to waiver.
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 2, Episode 4 - ShopliftersCan shady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel save a struggling department store from closure?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 8 - Rising To The OccasionWith the Colonel, Flick and Von Smallhousen held by the Communist Resistance, Gruber calls in Von Flockenstuffen to have General Von Klinkerhoffen sectioned. Back in the town, Michelle's plan to have the airmen escape by balloon goes awry when helium cannisters deploy too early...
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 2 - 99 Cool Things To Do With A Time MachineIt's the first day of Exams Week and Mitchell is late. He sees the clock and has an idea. If he sets it back 10 minutes, nobody can claim he's late.
The News Quiz
Series 83, Episode 8Sandi Toksvig is joined by regular panellist Jeremy Hardy and guest panellists Romesh Ranganathan, Katy Brand and Kevin Day. Susan Rae reads the news.
Yonderland
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Chosen MumMarried mum-of-two Debbie Maddox finds herself transported into a fantasy world.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 2The super-student team captains are joined by children's favourites Sam and Mark, DNN's Victoria Cook and comedian Paul McCaffrey.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 5 - Pennies From HeavenWith a financial crisis looming, Gary has to do what he promised he would never do - interfere with history. But history bites back.
Yonderland
Series 1, Episode 2 - Wizard BradleyDebbie sets off to find the missing scroll, but needs the help of a wayward wizard who has lost his Mojo...
Trigger Happy TV
Series 1, Episode 6Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 5 - The TrialVictor is on jury service and ends up waiting around at home all day to be called up for a case...
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 6 - Birthday BoyWhat can you get the man who has nothing? - a surprise birthday party is a start and Bob goes out of his way to get Terry in place in the pub and all his friends back home with Thelma.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 1 - In The WildMr Bean goes deep into the countryside in search of the perfect wildlife photograph.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 2 - Missing TeddyBean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive!
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Economy DriveFired up by the press, Hacker decides to impose cuts on the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey is appalled and sets out to stop him, calling on some old service tricks to manipulate Jim's stance...
All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 2 - VaseIt's Charlie's mum's birthday and she's especially pleased with the special vase that dad has bought her as a present...
My Phone Genie
Episode 15 - Jaz PlasticGene loses Jaz when a wish backfires and he must work out what she wished for and where she has ended up.
Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Lucky SocksHank finds himself forced to try out for the Yellow House softball team.
The Goon Show
Series 7, Episode 4 - The MacReekie Rising Of '74Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back. With George Chisholm standing in for Spike Milligan.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 4 - Is Jeremy Quite Safe?A retired jewel thief regales Marina and Davenport with fanciful stories of his past exploits in the South of France. When Aunty Wainwright finds an old safe without a key, who better to open it?
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 7 - StupiterSonia has to make an audition tape to enter a competition to be a children's TV presenter. Straightforward? Not in Bottom Knocker Street!
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 2, Episode 4 - ShopliftersCan shady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel save a struggling department store from closure?
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 8 - HippoResidents are being trampled by a rampaging hippo. Who can save the day? Stan wasn't always a postman!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 5 - All That Glitters Is Not ElvisWhen Alvin and Entwistle see Lance trying to convince his wife that Elvis is still alive, they feel a duty to help the King make an appearance.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 4With the discovery of a rare bird on the Grantleigh estate, the locals swing into action in order to protect the species from meddling twitchers. Audrey's less keen to help, but can she be persuaded?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 2 - Sweet Smell Of SuccessMoney is running out and Tracey is getting desperate. Darryl's Jaguar is repossessed when Tracey advertises it through Computer Car. Only problem is, Darryl confesses that he has hidden £25,000 in the spare tyre. Luckily Dorien accidentally saves the day.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 2An encounter with a trainee nun leaves Jacko in fear of the dole. Will he gain salvation or has his luck finally run out?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 7 - Crabtree's Podgeon PistThe General threatens to blow up Nouvion if the airmen are not returned to his custody. Meanwhile, Michelle has another crackpot scheme to send them home, and refuses to waiver.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 15 - The SnapshotThe Farmer wants a family photo and instructs Bitzer to gather all the animals together. Getting them all to stand still at the same time is more than they can manage and Shaun discovers he's cut out of the shot. Bitzer can't bear to have his friend left out so the pair set out to find a solution.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 8 - Rising To The OccasionWith the Colonel, Flick and Von Smallhousen held by the Communist Resistance, Gruber calls in Von Flockenstuffen to have General Von Klinkerhoffen sectioned. Back in the town, Michelle's plan to have the airmen escape by balloon goes awry when helium cannisters deploy too early...
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 5 - No ParkingMr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 5 - Pennies From HeavenWith a financial crisis looming, Gary has to do what he promised he would never do - interfere with history. But history bites back.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bean's BountyA local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 2 - Front RunnerHenry suggests that Matthew might find a holiday job to eke out his meagre grant. But then Matthew turns up at his office.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 5 - The TrialVictor is on jury service and ends up waiting around at home all day to be called up for a case...
Faith In The Future
Series 1, Episode 5 - Odd JobFaith's boss Gareth applies for the post of college principal.
Trigger Happy TV
Series 1, Episode 6Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Week I Became A GeniusMiss Adolf has prepared a week of punctuation catch-up classes and Hank is incredibly bored. A bit of crafty ego-playing by Mr Rock soon has things taking an inspirational turn!
Second Thoughts
Episode 3, Night Moves: Bill and Faith's romantic plans are thwarted by Bert the dog.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 4 - Is Jeremy Quite Safe?A retired jewel thief regales Marina and Davenport with fanciful stories of his past exploits in the South of France. When Aunty Wainwright finds an old safe without a key, who better to open it?
All About The McKenzies
Episode 1 - It's Hard To Say I Love YouSamuell accepts that his ex-girlfriend has moved on, and goes speed-dating with the 'assistance' of best friend, Ian.
Snap
Series 2, Episode 4Molly doesn't care who her ex-husband Doug dates - but she still wants all the details.
The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Entrance ExamWith only one place left and a second applicant, T-Boy just has to pass an entrance exam to get into sixth form college. What could go wrong?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 5 - All That Glitters Is Not ElvisWhen Alvin and Entwistle see Lance trying to convince his wife that Elvis is still alive, they feel a duty to help the King make an appearance.
Down The Line
Series 4, Episode 4Spoof phone-in show starring Rhys Thomas as Gary Bellamy. With Amelia Bullmore, Simon Day, Felix Dexter, Charlie Higson, Lucy Montgomery and Paul Whitehouse as the Great British Public.
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - The American DreamDel persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...
Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 2An encounter with a trainee nun leaves Jacko in fear of the dole. Will he gain salvation or has his luck finally run out?
The Goon Show
Series 7, Episode 4 - The MacReekie Rising Of '74Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back. With George Chisholm standing in for Spike Milligan.
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 2, Episode 4 - ShopliftersCan shady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel save a struggling department store from closure?
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 5 - MisunderstandingsJean and Lionel bump into Jean's sister-in-law and get asked to stay with her in the country for the weekend. Jean insists on saying they've only known each other a few months, but the fib soon catches up with them.
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Selection of highlights from classic sketch show The Two Ronnies, hosted by the eponymous duo with brand new music segments.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 9Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan join host Jimmy Carr along with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to review the talking points of 2012.
Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 1Everybody's back at the Solanas for more sun, sangria and swinging - including Madge's new boyfriend Mel, Didsbury's answer to Julio Iglesias.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - The InterviewMark decides that Jeremy needs a job, because he is behind with his rent, so he gets him a job application for JLB Finance. Mark then goes to work to carry on his flirtation with Sophie via post-it notes cartoons.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 2Instead of escaping from the resort, Martin and Kate find themselves babysitting Telle's baby, Coolio. Mel abandons the idea of having a go at 'Wuthering Heights' at the karaoke night, and asks a question that shocks everyone especially Madge.
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 2 - GatheringsDaisy decides that they should have a housewarming (anything to avoid tidying up or work). However, despite her aspirations of a party full of writers, artists and other media types, she is only able to find the paperboy. Tim, Mike, Daisy, Twist and Brian all feel old when they compare themselves to Amber. Brian discovers a big secret about the couple.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 2More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - Oh To Be In EnglandDel and Rodney arrive in Miami and things start to go wrong immediately. Nothing too dramatic, though, until Del is mistaken for a local mafia godfather and his henchmen want him as a decoy!
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 3 - Flan VanJanet is mugged and decides she wants to become a police community support officer to protect others from the same fate.
Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 11 - Go With The FloMatthew's forceful sister Florence arrives from Africa to fetch him home. For good. Matthew is less than thrilled.
Alex Zane's Funny Rotten Scoundrels
Episode 2Alex Zane introduces the very best of new stand-up at London's Century Club. Featuring Doc Brown, Ellie Taylor and Paul Sweeney.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 3, Episode 5Sarah welcomes money saving expert Martin Lewis, history man Dan Cruickshank, Made in Chelsea's Gabriella Ellis and vocal coach Samantha Mesagno.
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 3, Episode 6Throw away those tedious textbooks and join Dara for another light-hearted masterclass in maths. Guests Susan Calman and Andrew Maxwell will try to outdo our clever clogs host.
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 1Joining Grimmy are team captains Rochelle Humes from the Saturdays and Melvin Odoom. The panel is completed by the star of The Call Centre, Nev Wilshire, and top stand-up comedians Katherine Ryan and Ed Gamble.
Down The Line
Series 4, Episode 3Spoof phone-in show starring Rhys Thomas as Gary Bellamy. With Amelia Bullmore, Simon Day, Felix Dexter, Charlie Higson, Lucy Montgomery and Paul Whitehouse as the Great British Public.
Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Episode 4Keith, Fearne and Holly return for more topical celebrity jokes and games. Guests this time are Joe Swash, X Factor winner Sam Bailey, TV presenter Alex Brooker and diving hero Tom Daley.
So Wrong It's Right
Series 1, Episode 2Lee Mack, Josie Long and Tom Basden discuss their worst experiences on public transport and the wrongest ideas for high concept restaurants.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 1Chaired by Jennifer Saunders, Ian and Paul return to pick over the week's news. The guests are Sadiq Khan and Richard Osman.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 4 - Ello ElloJanet begins her job as a police community support officer and is keen to earn Gaz's respect by making her first arrest.
Facejacker
Series 1, Episode 1Terry Tibbs uses his selling techniques to flog exercise equipment to the unsuspecting crew of Price-Drop TV; Brian Badonde visits an art gallery; there's technical problems at a drive-thru restaurant; and Augustus Kwembe tries to elicit bank account details via hypnotism.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 5Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison look back at the Wimbledon final and ahead at the final preparations for the London Olympics, with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Miles Jupp and Milton Jones.
Shedtown
Series 3, Episode 2Washed up by a storm, and life, the Shedists clamber onto a pier. In the middle of the sea. Lights flashing, wheels spinning. Connected to nothing. There, with its lunatic rides and its candyfloss stalls, they have found a new place. One that might finally deliver them not from temptation, but save them from starvation. A salty salvation.
Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better
Series 2, Episode 5 - DiligenceMark Watson continues to look at the virtues, with the stand-up this week on the topic of 'diligence'. Tim Key and Tom Basden pay great attention to detail in their poems and songs.
A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 8The sixth series bows out with guest appearances from Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany, comedian Lee Mack and actress Billie Piper.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 1Chaired by Jennifer Saunders, Ian and Paul return to pick over the week's news. The guests are Sadiq Khan and Richard Osman.
Facejacker
Series 1, Episode 2Augustus Kwembe tries a parking scam; Terry Tibbs takes part in a Come Dine With Me episode; Dr Ali prepares for some cosmetic surgery operations; director Donald Donaldson auditions a dog; and Brian Badonde visits an art class.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 12, Episode 2 - Chatty Man Grand National SpecialAhead of tomorrow's Grand National, Alan Carr presents a special episode of his celeb-fuelled show, with Frankie Dettori among his guests, and the draw for Channel 4's Celebrity Twitter Sweepstake. Joining in the fun are US pop star Enrique Iglesias, who chats and performs I'm a Freak from his latest album; Will.I.Am, who chats about this year's grand final of The Voice; and Welsh actress Ruth Jones, who talks about her hit TV show Stella.
The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Entrance ExamWith only one place left and a second applicant, T-Boy just has to pass an entrance exam to get into sixth form college. What could go wrong?
The Shuttleworths
Series 3, Episode 3 - Radio ShuttleworthJohn starts a new station for Sheffield, but can he count on Mary and Ken?
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 1Chaired by Jennifer Saunders, Ian and Paul return to pick over the week's news. The guests are Sadiq Khan and Richard Osman.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 1 - BurglingMark rediscovers single life after his disastrous wedding to Sophie, and he and Jeremy become victims of crime.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 7The IT Crowd star Richard Ayoade hosts the pop quiz. Ed Sheeran, Caroline Flack, Matthew Crosby and Noisettes singer Shingai Shoniwa also join the team for some pop-quiz antics.
All The World's A Globe
Episode 3: From Troy to Rome, the National Theatre of Brent presents their definitive history of Earth.
All About The McKenzies
Episode 2 - Winston SmithGrandad attempts a dance but has a fall for the worst and hurts his back. Delia meets her arch-enemy Patricia and shares her ambitions with the family.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 6 - FloodIt's raining cats and dogs - literally. Unfortunately, there's no food in the house and whilst trying to busy themselves, none of the housemates notice London flooding around them...
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 2 - Spin WarMark and Sophie return to work after their non-existent honeymoon and Mark tries to deflect the inevitable bad PR attached to a jilter. Meanwhile, Jeremy and Super Hans's band play their first gig.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 3 - Flan VanJanet is mugged and decides she wants to become a police community support officer to protect others from the same fate.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Alex Zane's Funny Rotten Scoundrels
Episode 2Alex Zane introduces the very best of new stand-up at London's Century Club. Featuring Doc Brown, Ellie Taylor and Paul Sweeney.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 7On the show this week, Sean is joined by Vernon Kay and Henning Wehn, whilst celebrity chef Lorraine Pascale and Johnny Vegas are on Jon's team.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 2 - Fish FarmAfter a night of drink and drugs in a mosh pit, Patsy talks Eddy into seducing the gardener Saffy has hired. Not only is he young and attractive, but Pats recognises him as the heir to a gentrified family.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 4 - Ello ElloJanet begins her job as a police community support officer and is keen to earn Gaz's respect by making her first arrest.
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 1Joining Grimmy are team captains Rochelle Humes from the Saturdays and Melvin Odoom. The panel is completed by the star of The Call Centre, Nev Wilshire, and top stand-up comedians Katherine Ryan and Ed Gamble.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 5Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison look back at the Wimbledon final and ahead at the final preparations for the London Olympics, with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Miles Jupp and Milton Jones.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 5Nana's round again, and Antony's planning a trip to London. Jim's none-too complimentary about his dreams, but Denise has had enough of their father's harsh comments.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 6 - FloodIt's raining cats and dogs - literally. Unfortunately, there's no food in the house and whilst trying to busy themselves, none of the housemates notice London flooding around them...
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 3, Episode 6Throw away those tedious textbooks and join Dara for another light-hearted masterclass in maths. Guests Susan Calman and Andrew Maxwell will try to outdo our clever clogs host.
The News Quiz
Series 83, Episode 8Sandi Toksvig is joined by regular panellist Jeremy Hardy and guest panellists Romesh Ranganathan, Katy Brand and Kevin Day. Susan Rae reads the news.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 2 - Fish FarmAfter a night of drink and drugs in a mosh pit, Patsy talks Eddy into seducing the gardener Saffy has hired. Not only is he young and attractive, but Pats recognises him as the heir to a gentrified family.
The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Entrance ExamWith only one place left and a second applicant, T-Boy just has to pass an entrance exam to get into sixth form college. What could go wrong?
Bamboo
Sitcom pilot about two posh idiots who try to set up their own nightclub.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 7The IT Crowd star Richard Ayoade hosts the pop quiz. Ed Sheeran, Caroline Flack, Matthew Crosby and Noisettes singer Shingai Shoniwa also join the team for some pop-quiz antics.
Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Shooting PartyHamish and Dougal assist the Laird in summoning up the heavy armaments for an afternoon's shooting on the moors.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Second Thoughts
Episode 3, Night Moves: Bill and Faith's romantic plans are thwarted by Bert the dog.
Snap
Series 2, Episode 4Molly doesn't care who her ex-husband Doug dates - but she still wants all the details.