Schedule Thursday 3rd April 2014
6am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 1, Episode 3Harry and The Life Laundry presenter Dawna Walter declutter the set of ITV reality show Mr Right. Plus, Rik Waller bursts like a balloon.
6am
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Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 5 - High SpiritsMatthew goes ghost hunting - in the spare room. Henry is sceptical until Matthew takes him to an allegedly-haunted railway station.
6:25am
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Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 10After her health scare, Diana's unknowingly reinvigorated her drive for meanness. That should make for an interesting sequence of events, as Sarah arrives and announces she intends to give birth there at Bayview!
6:55am
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.
7am
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Ayres On The Air
Series 1, Episode 4 - ChildrenAre all the tears and tantrums worth it? Pam Ayres thinks so, and dedicates her sketch show to children.
7:30am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hay FeverMarlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when bull Rocky fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam.
7:30am
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Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 6 - Pregnancy and In-LawsJason looks at the trials and tribulations of finding out your partner is pregnant, and the perils and preoccupations that go into meeting your in-laws for the first time.
8am
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 9 - Things That Go Bump In The NightThe van runs out of petrol in the middle of a huge storm, so the platoon have to take shelter in a large, dark and gloomy house.
8:10am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Nouvion OarsAs the airmen continue to attempt their escape under an upturned bathtub, the river estuary suddenly becomes incredibly crowded.
8:30am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
8:30am
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Take It From Here
Eth is shocked by Ron's honeymoon plans.
8:50am
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As Time Goes By
Series 9, Highlights Special - You Must Remember This....Hour-long special edition. Alone in the house, Jean and Lionel recall memorable events during their life together.
9am
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Educated Evans
Episode 3: Can the 1920s tipster help a friend in trouble and acquire valuable information along the way?
9:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 2 - London PridePhoebe finds living in the West End difficult, though Noel Coward does his best to help. Yvonne puts Gary on the guest list for a Downing Street party.
10am
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
10:10am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 2 - Descent Into The MaelstromMargaret collapses with exhaustion and Victor's attempts at nursing her back to health only make things worse. But her spirits pick up swiftly when Andrea Temple, the who used to live next door as a child, comes back to visit her old neighbours with her new baby.
10:15am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?
10:45am15 min
Soloparentpals.com
Series 5, Episode 4 - Rosie Loves TimTom's ex-wife Ginny turns up on the doorstep, but there are only two days to go until the wedding.
10:50am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cold FeetWith his impending marriage approaching, Bob is having doubts. All his friends seem to be getting divorced and his relationship with Thelma has been up-and-down. Deep down he knows she is the right girl for him but Terry is hardly giving him the encouragement he craves.
11:15am
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The Lavender Hill Mob
An Ealing Studios comedy classic, The Lavender Hill Mob stars Alec Guinness & Stanley Holloway attempting to carry out the perfect crime.
11:30am
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Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 10After her health scare, Diana's unknowingly reinvigorated her drive for meanness. That should make for an interesting sequence of events, as Sarah arrives and announces she intends to give birth there at Bayview!
12pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 9 - Things That Go Bump In The NightThe van runs out of petrol in the middle of a huge storm, so the platoon have to take shelter in a large, dark and gloomy house.
12:10pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 7 - The Crowcroft ChallengeHoward sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfinq crow outfit.
12:30pm
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Take It From Here
Eth is shocked by Ron's honeymoon plans.
12:50pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 7 - The Crowcroft ChallengeHoward sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfinq crow outfit.
12:50pm
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Dani's House
Series 5, Episode 4 - Two Week WobbliesConcerned that Dani will bail out on tonight's gig and go out with Alex instead, Jack and Ruby convince the happy couple both to play it cool. But have they gone too far? Meanwhile, Maisy and Megaboyd have to assemble a multi-gym... with no instructions.
1:30pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.
2pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 5 - CheatTracey's frustrations get worse when her GP refuses her anti depressants. Dorien takes a shine to Tracey's accountant while Sharon starts selling dodgy Rolling Stones merchandise. When a fraud officer questions her, Sharon recognises her as a customer who did a runner at a Chinese restaurant.
2:10pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hay FeverMarlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when bull Rocky fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam.
2:40pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 6 - SubstituteSharon is refusing to see Chris and considers divorce. Tracey is smitten with Dorien's hunky celebrity lodger and is furious when she receives a letter written by Darryl to another woman, though it isn't as it seems.
2:50pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Nouvion OarsAs the airmen continue to attempt their escape under an upturned bathtub, the river estuary suddenly becomes incredibly crowded.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 4 - Howard And The Great OutdoorsHobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back.
3:20pm
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 10 - The Fancy Dress PartyWhen Sooty's magic powder falls in the costume box, the gang end up with real super powers. Can they save the fancy dress competition, or will the evil Barrie Bonkers bring it to a sticky end? Guest starring Shaun Williamson.
3:30pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 9, Highlights Special - You Must Remember This....Hour-long special edition. Alone in the house, Jean and Lionel recall memorable events during their life together.
3:30pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 2 - London PridePhoebe finds living in the West End difficult, though Noel Coward does his best to help. Yvonne puts Gary on the guest list for a Downing Street party.
3:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 12 - FossilsBitzer has a map and a nose for hidden treasure - especially when it's a bone. This time he has unearthed more than he can chew. Shaun and the Flock get stuck in to help discover what he has found. It's beyond everyone's wildest dreams.
4pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 9Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
4:15pm
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Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Real ThingWhy is Matthew tingling in the morning? Henry offers advice in matters of love - but not surprisingly it doesn't really help.
4:50pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 2 - Descent Into The MaelstromMargaret collapses with exhaustion and Victor's attempts at nursing her back to health only make things worse. But her spirits pick up swiftly when Andrea Temple, the who used to live next door as a child, comes back to visit her old neighbours with her new baby.
4:50pm
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Faith In The Future
Series 1, Episode 2 - Naked AmbitionFaith agonises over an invitation to dine with womanising boss Gareth Brown, and hard-up Hannah makes the most of her assets by accepting a new lob as a nude model.
4:55pm
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Doctor At Large
Dirk Bogarde stars as Dr Simon Sparrow, the medical practitioner. Sparrow decides to branch out from St Swithin's Hospital.
5pm
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
5pm30 min
Roy
Series 3, Episode 11 - I'm A Big Roy NowDeco challenges Roy to a dance-off competition in an arcade in the seaside town of Bray.
5:20pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 3, Episode 4 - Older Than SpringtimeCaroline feels her age when she goes after the advertising account of a trendy fashion designer.
5:30pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 7 - The Crowcroft ChallengeHoward sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfinq crow outfit.
5:30pm
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Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Heskey RoleAfter a date with work-mate Nicole, pushover and resident nice guy Theo ends up driving her across London for a hook-up with someone else. The Brothers are determined that he learn to deal with such girls.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 1, Episode 4 - ChildrenAre all the tears and tantrums worth it? Pam Ayres thinks so, and dedicates her sketch show to children.
6:10pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 7 - The Crowcroft ChallengeHoward sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfinq crow outfit.
6:30pm
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Cabin Pressure
Series 4, Episode 1 - TimbuktuHooray hooray, it's Birling Day once more, where the crew traditionally swap their dignity for cash! But where have all the camels gone? And why is Arthur reading a book?
6:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 5 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My UncleUncle Albert has been mugged and Del is determined to bring the perpetrators to justice. But is Uncle Albert telling all he knows...?
7pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 6 - SubstituteSharon is refusing to see Chris and considers divorce. Tracey is smitten with Dorien's hunky celebrity lodger and is furious when she receives a letter written by Darryl to another woman, though it isn't as it seems.
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 9 - Things That Go Bump In The NightThe van runs out of petrol in the middle of a huge storm, so the platoon have to take shelter in a large, dark and gloomy house.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Eth is shocked by Ron's honeymoon plans.
7:40pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 3 - Visiting RockyAfter a trip on a rowing lake that leaves him feeling rather old and rather embarrassed, Lionel takes Jean to Hampshire to meet his father - who has a surprise announcement to make.
7:45pm
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Soloparentpals.com
Series 5, Episode 4 - Rosie Loves TimTom's ex-wife Ginny turns up on the doorstep, but there are only two days to go until the wedding.
8pm
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You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 4 - The FuneralA lecherous mourner and a bitter widow make Ed and Lauren's first funeral together tricky. Elsewhere, Debs adds spice to her love life.
8pm
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Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Heskey RoleAfter a date with work-mate Nicole, pushover and resident nice guy Theo ends up driving her across London for a hook-up with someone else. The Brothers are determined that he learn to deal with such girls.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 4 - Howard And The Great OutdoorsHobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back.
8:30pm
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Twenty Twelve
Series 1, Episode 1With time ticking inexorably downwards, the marketing team come up with a major public event to mark the '1000 days to go' milestone.
8:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
9pm
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Walking The Dogs
Touching comedy drama based on the events of an intruder breaking into the Queen's bedroom. Stars Emma Thompson as the monarch.
9pm
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
9pm60 min
Alexander Armstrong's Real Ripping Yarns
Alexander Armstrong explores the literature that inspired Michael Palin and Terry Jones's classic comedy anthology series, Ripping Yarns.
9:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 7The Brockman family have a very restless night. Will anyone get any sleep? And what on earth are those dreadful noises coming from next door? And why is there a policeman at their front door?
9:30pm
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Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 5The Pythons look back at the making of arguably the greatest comedy film ever, Monty Python's Life Of Brian, and the controversy it caused.
9:30pm
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Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 1 - Warring FactionsMark's inappropriate hand placing leave him in a bad position with the object of his desire, Sophie.
9:30pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 5 - Will Is Home AloneWill's mum is away for a weekend with old schoolfriend Fergus. Will is left home alone and the other boys take full advantage of the situation.
10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 7 - African Death FaceWhen Donna goes to London to get her dream job, Janet and Gaz are left alone together. After a night of Lambrini and candles they wake up and realise they've had sex again. Donna learns the art of bluff during her interview. Louise starts having contractions.
10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 7On the show this week, Sean is joined by Vernon Kay and Henning Wehn, whilst celebrity chef Lorraine Pascale and Johnny Vegas are on Jon's team.
10pm
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 8 - Susu AgainPorkpie is bitten by the lovebug when an old flame from the West Indies turns up at the shop.
10pm
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Mock The Week Looks Back At...
Episode 5 - Law And OrderHighlights include Al Murray as the 'Voice of the Silent Majority', Dara O Briain losing control and Micky Flanagan's Traveller Curse.
10pm
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10pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm
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Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 6 - Pregnancy and In-LawsJason looks at the trials and tribulations of finding out your partner is pregnant, and the perils and preoccupations that go into meeting your in-laws for the first time.
10pm
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Ripping Yarns
Tomkinson's Schooldays. This episode celebrates the role that pointless violence in public schools has made to our glorious nation.
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Episode 4Keith, Fearne and Holly return for more topical celebrity jokes and games. Guests this time are Joe Swash, X Factor winner Sam Bailey, TV presenter Alex Brooker and diving hero Tom Daley.
10pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Haunting Of Bill CrouseMoss goes to extraordinary lengths to help Jen escape the unwanted attention of potential suitor Bill Crouse. Meanwhile, Roy is busy trying to escape the attentions of an admirer of his own...
10:20pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
10:30pm30 min
Newsjack
Series 10, Episode 5The week's stories cobbled together in a scrapbook sketch show. Presented by Romesh Ranganathan, with Lewis Macleod, Morgana Robinson and Pippa Evans.
10:30pm30 min
Some People With Jokes
Series 2, Episode 2 - Some Irish People With JokesIt's not just Irish eyes that are smiling when some of the Emerald Isle's finest exports tell their favourite jokes. Forget about the gift of the gab, this lot have got the gift of the gag.
10:35pm
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Edge Of Heaven
Episode 6After his "moment of madness" with Carly last week, can Alfie come clean with Michelle without wrecking their relationship? Donkey suggests he stay silent but Alfie is convinced the only way he and Michelle can move forward as a couple is by telling the truth and hoping she forgives him.
10:35pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 6 - Aunt Irma VisitsJen explains that she is subject to very powerful mood swings around a certain time every month.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 8 - BorryWith Donna about to go to London, the secret of Janet and Gaz's relationship comes out. Then Donna reveals she's got a secret of her own. Louise finally has her baby, enthusiastically assisted by Munch.
10:40pm
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Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 3, Episode 5Mathematics minus all the boring bits. Guests Josh Widdicombe and Peter Serafinowicz hope to have the winning formula as they join Dara outdoors for some al fresco arithmetic.
10:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Highlights Special - Best BitsHilarious highlights from the latest series, hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. With guests Jack Dee, Jedward, Sarah Millican, Amy Childs, Micky Flanagan, Jack Whitehall, Charlie Brooker and Gok Wan.
11pm
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Threesome
Series 2, Episode 7 - I Don'tAlice and Mitch have finally decided to get married. There's only one problem...
11pm
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Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Heskey RoleAfter a date with work-mate Nicole, pushover and resident nice guy Theo ends up driving her across London for a hook-up with someone else. The Brothers are determined that he learn to deal with such girls.
11pm
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So Wrong It's Right
Series 2, Episode 5Charlie's joined by comedians Frank Skinner and Josie Long, and Harry Hill's TV Burp writer Daniel Maier.
11pm
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The Nick Revell Show
Episode 2: The struggling writer paints his flat to impress Caroline, but his geraniums hate it.
11:10pm
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11:30pm
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Think The Unthinkable
Series 2, Episode 2 - Blue HerringRyan and the team get involved in media technology at World United Associated Media Corp - and Owen gets involved in Sophie's love life.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
11:50pm
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The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 3 - BoringThe housemates are bored, so head off to the pub. If only they really opened their eyes and looked around, they might find something interesting going on...
12:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 7 - African Death FaceWhen Donna goes to London to get her dream job, Janet and Gaz are left alone together. After a night of Lambrini and candles they wake up and realise they've had sex again. Donna learns the art of bluff during her interview. Louise starts having contractions.
12:35am
(repeat)
You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 4 - The FuneralA lecherous mourner and a bitter widow make Ed and Lauren's first funeral together tricky. Elsewhere, Debs adds spice to her love life.
1am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 8 - BorryWith Donna about to go to London, the secret of Janet and Gaz's relationship comes out. Then Donna reveals she's got a secret of her own. Louise finally has her baby, enthusiastically assisted by Munch.
1:10am
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
1:15am
(repeat)
Walking The Dogs
Touching comedy drama based on the events of an intruder breaking into the Queen's bedroom. Stars Emma Thompson as the monarch.
1:40am
(repeat)
1:40am
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Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 1Jo attempts synchronised diving and invites Sean Lock to join her in a very muddy race.
1:40am
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Some People With Jokes
Series 2, Episode 2 - Some Irish People With JokesIt's not just Irish eyes that are smiling when some of the Emerald Isle's finest exports tell their favourite jokes. Forget about the gift of the gab, this lot have got the gift of the gag.
1:45am
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My Mad Fat Diary
Series 2, Episode 7 - Chapter 7: GlueRae finds herself in a dark place without the gang and her mum for support. She's alienated everyone and now a crisis with Chloe leaves her feeling helpless. It's down to Rae to save the day but is she really strong enough?
2am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 9Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
2am
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Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Heskey RoleAfter a date with work-mate Nicole, pushover and resident nice guy Theo ends up driving her across London for a hook-up with someone else. The Brothers are determined that he learn to deal with such girls.
2am
(repeat)
Educated Evans
Episode 3: Can the 1920s tipster help a friend in trouble and acquire valuable information along the way?
2:10am
(repeat)
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 3 - BoringThe housemates are bored, so head off to the pub. If only they really opened their eyes and looked around, they might find something interesting going on...
2:15am
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Threesome
Series 2, Episode 7 - I Don'tAlice and Mitch have finally decided to get married. There's only one problem...
2:30am
(repeat)
2:40am
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Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
2:40am
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Fresh Meat
Series 3, Episode 5Vod announces that her mum is coming to stay and, when she arrives, she is not what anybody expected.
3:40am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
4:15am
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Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 5The Pythons look back at the making of arguably the greatest comedy film ever, Monty Python's Life Of Brian, and the controversy it caused.
5:30am
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 1, Episode 4 - ChildrenAre all the tears and tantrums worth it? Pam Ayres thinks so, and dedicates her sketch show to children.