Schedule for 21st March 2014 (full list)

6:10am (repeat)

Home To Roost

Series 2, Episode 3 - Plastic Dreamworld

Matthew finds an easy way to make £10, by opening a new bank account. But how long can he withstand the myriad temptations of cash dispensing machines and credit cards?

6:15am (repeat)

Waiting For God

Series 3, Episode 1

After a rather unique funeral service, Bayview welcomes a somewhat younger resident than is usual for a bit of R-n-R: overworked local vicar Dennis. Tom has a grand plan to have him counsel Marion.

6:45am (repeat)

To The Manor Born

Series 1, Episode 5

The summer ball for the local hunt is coming up, but with the change in ownership at Grantleigh, there's some confusion over who should arrange the event of the season.

7am (repeat)

Chambers

Series 2, Episode 1 - Only The Lonely

John Fuller-Carp uses his masculine charms on a lady judge, and Ruth decides to adopt a baby.

7:15am (repeat)

Steptoe And Son

Series 8, Episode 1 - Back In Fashion

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

7:30am (repeat)

Desmond's

Series 3, Episode 12 - Too Young

Desmond is having trouble sleeping and is advised to take up exercise. At first scornful, his tracksuited contemporary Bert shames him into fitness after beating him easily in a race for the bus.

7:30am (repeat)

Listen Against

Series 3, Episode 2

BBC Three leaks and Gaby Roslin tunnels to the centre of the earth for Children in Need.

7:55am (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!. Image shows from L to R: Edith Melba Artois (Carmen Silvera), René François Artois (Gorden Kaye), Yvette Carte-Blanche (Vicki Michelle). Copyright: BBC

Mimi, Gruber, Bertorelli and the Colonel are held at the Communist Resistance's secret headquarters - René escapes with message of their ransom: 1 million francs. General Von Klinkerhoffen, however, is not keen to pay.

8am (repeat)

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.6, The Colour Problem: Albert and Harold argue over buying a TV or a car.

8:30am (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 5, Episode 14 - The Reluctant Millionaires

When Mimi appears in the square with news that the General freed everyone from the Communists, René and co. are delighted that they will not need to pay the ransom - but upon learning who the stolen money actually belongs to, they are soon desperately trying to get rid...

8:30am (repeat)

The Betty Witherspoon Show

Episode 4: Kenneth Williams and Ted Ray take on Romeo and Juliet.

8:50am (repeat)

Horrible Histories

Series 4, Special - Sport Special

Multi-award-winning comedy sketch show Horrible Histories returns with a special sports-themed episode, packed full of fascinating facts about some of the top sporting moments from the past.

9am (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

9am (repeat)

Coming Alive

Episode 6, Dance On: Ex-convict Terry comes to a realisation after Sandra's troublesome ex-husband appears.

9:30am (repeat)

Trevor's World Of Sport

Series 1, Episode 3 - Samantha

Sports agent Trevor Heslop has to grapple with a Buddhist and a specially-trained bear.

9:40am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 4, Episode 4 - And Mother Came Too

Ron needs Gary's help in court after he is arrested. In 1942, Phoebe reveals her husband has been killed in action - leaving her free to marry Gary.

10:15am (repeat)

Sooty

Series 2, Episode 25 - Panto Palaver

When the actors for Mr Slater's pantomime don't turn up, Sooty, Sweep and Soo perform instead. Will The Wicked Bunny have Little Blue Riding Hood for his supper, or can Sooty the woodcutter come to her rescue?

10:20am (repeat)

One Foot In The Grave

Series 2, Episode 4 - Who Will Buy?

Unexpected visitors drop in and mistakenly believe Victor has killed an elderly blind man. A charity concert gives Victor the chance to use his ventriloquist's dummy.

11am (repeat)

Waiting For God

Series 3, Episode 1

After a rather unique funeral service, Bayview welcomes a somewhat younger resident than is usual for a bit of R-n-R: overworked local vicar Dennis. Tom has a grand plan to have him counsel Marion.

11:30am
30 min

The Architects

Series 1, Episode 2 - Fracking Hell

Potentially lucrative contracts involving nuclear power plants, military drone manufacturers and a fracking company leave Matt and his principles on the point of meltdown.

11:40am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 26, Episode 10 - Little Orphan Howard

Clegg convinces the gullible Howard that he was left on a doorstep as a baby.

12pm (repeat)

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.6, The Colour Problem: Albert and Harold argue over buying a TV or a car.

12:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 27, Episode 1 - Follow That Bottle

The gang return in pursuit of a bottle with a message inside.

12:25pm (repeat)

Bottom Knocker Street

Episode 1 - Councillor Cowdairy

An attempt to repair the chimes of the old ice cream van leads to a visit from a dairy person from another dimension. Councillor Cowdrey sees an opportunity for world domination - or at least his very own chain of cheese shops.

12:30pm (repeat)

The Betty Witherspoon Show

Episode 4: Kenneth Williams and Ted Ray take on Romeo and Juliet.

12:40pm (repeat)

Bottom Knocker Street

Episode 2 - He Came From Outer Space

A dull and routine day is interrupted by the arrival of an alien on a mission - to collect a mug of water to fuel his planet's life support system.

12:50pm (repeat)

Dani's House

Series 2, Sport Relief Special - Sport Relief Special - Marathon Man

When ever-unfit Jack enters a fun run for Sport Relief, Dani and Sam are convinced he will never make it round the course and so offer to sponsor him for ridiculous amounts of money.

1pm (repeat)

To The Manor Born

Series 1, Episode 5

The summer ball for the local hunt is coming up, but with the change in ownership at Grantleigh, there's some confusion over who should arrange the event of the season.

1:40pm (repeat)

Steptoe And Son

Series 8, Episode 1 - Back In Fashion

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

2pm (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 8, Episode 5 - Can't Judge A Book

Sharon is told to lose weight by the doctor and Dorien changes her image.

2:20pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 5, Episode 13 - Ribbing The Bonk

Mimi, Gruber, Bertorelli and the Colonel are held at the Communist Resistance's secret headquarters - René escapes with message of their ransom: 1 million francs. General Von Klinkerhoffen, however, is not keen to pay.

2:40pm (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 8, Episode 6 - Money

Tracey faces a dilemma after Garth receives a windfall.

2:55pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 5, Episode 14 - The Reluctant Millionaires

When Mimi appears in the square with news that the General freed everyone from the Communists, René and co. are delighted that they will not need to pay the ransom - but upon learning who the stolen money actually belongs to, they are soon desperately trying to get rid...

3:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 30, Episode 5 - Nobody Messes With Tony The Throat

Howard is deeply concerned when Pearl starts going out every day with Nelly, and she will not say where.

3:20pm (repeat)

Sooty

Series 2, Episode 1 - Fitness Funatic

Richard is determined to get into shape at the new health spa. The only problem is that no one has warned him that Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge! Is Sweep's swirling jacuzzi about to leave Richard in a spin? Amy Childs of TOWIE and Celebrity Big Brother fame is the guest star.

3:30pm (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

3:35pm (repeat)

Strange Hill High

Series 1, Episode 5 - Big Mouth Strikes Again

Becky makes an unexpected enemy of the Tooth Fairy when she begins selling healthy food to fellow pupils.

4pm (repeat)

Monarch Of The Glen

Series 2, Episode 8

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

4pm (repeat)

Shaun The Sheep

Series 4, Episode 15 - Wildlife Watch

A film crew arrives to record a rare bird nesting at Mossybottom Farm. The Farmer is delighted by all the attention, but when a cameraman films the flock enjoying a game of cricket, drastic action is needed.

4:10pm (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 4, Episode 4 - And Mother Came Too

Ron needs Gary's help in court after he is arrested. In 1942, Phoebe reveals her husband has been killed in action - leaving her free to marry Gary.

4:15pm (repeat)

Home To Roost

Series 2, Episode 4 - Acting Out

Henry is stunned to find Matthew wearing make-up, and even more stunned when he finds out that Matthew now wants to become an actor.

4:15pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 7, Episode 9 - Soup And Sausage

The airmen are now stuck in the sewers directly beneath the town square. It'd be quite simple to free them if only the hinges on the access grate weren't rusted solid. As usual, there's a crackpot plan in place - this time involving an ancient ice cream van.

4:45pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 7, Episode 10 - René Of The Gypsies

With ice cream banned throughout Nouvion, Michelle's next attempt to rescue the airmen involves holding a gypsy fair in the town square. Unfortunately, a black cat throws a spanner in the works, and the resistance are forced to hold the event themselves.

4:50pm (repeat)

One Foot In The Grave

Series 2, Episode 4 - Who Will Buy?

Unexpected visitors drop in and mistakenly believe Victor has killed an elderly blind man. A charity concert gives Victor the chance to use his ventriloquist's dummy.

4:50pm (repeat)

Second Thoughts

Series 3, Episode 8 - Labour of Love

Bill is coping well with his redundancy - until Faith tries to be sympathetic.

5pm (repeat)

Beachcomber... By The Way

Series 3, Episode 6

The adventures of the characters from JB Morton's column.

5:15pm
30 min

The Dog Ate My Homework

Series 1, Episode 9

The super-student team captains are joined by Britain's Got Talent winner and presenter Ashleigh Butler, Susan Calman from School of Silence, Friday Download presenter Cel Spellman and comedian Chris Martin.

5:20pm (repeat)

The Upper Hand

Series 2, Episode 7 - Playing To Win

Caroline reckons it is Charlie's fault when Tom overdoes things for a gymnastics competition.

5:25pm (repeat)

Bottom Knocker Street

Episode 3 - Magpie Thief

A spate of magpie disappearances leads the kids to test their investigative skills.

5:30pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 26, Episode 10 - Little Orphan Howard

Clegg convinces the gullible Howard that he was left on a doorstep as a baby.

5:30pm (repeat)

Chambers

Series 2, Episode 1 - Only The Lonely

John Fuller-Carp uses his masculine charms on a lady judge, and Ruth decides to adopt a baby.

5:40pm (repeat)

Bottom Knocker Street

Episode 4 - The Raffle

The kids come up with a plan to raise one hundred million pounds for their city farm.

6:10pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 27, Episode 1 - Follow That Bottle

The gang return in pursuit of a bottle with a message inside.

6:30pm
30 min

Siadwel

Series 1, Episode 1

Siadwell meets school bully Gary Price and is adopted by a family of monkeys.

6:30pm
30 min

The News Quiz

Series 83, Special - Sport Relief special

Sandi Toksvig is joined in this special Sport Relief episode by Jeremy Hardy, David Mitchell, Elis James and Mark Steel. Kathy Clugston reads the news, and the show features a Olympic gold medal winner in a stunt which has been described as 'probably too visual for the radio'.

6:50pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 6, Episode 6 - Little Problems

Rodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?

7pm (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 8, Episode 6 - Money

Tracey faces a dilemma after Garth receives a windfall.

7pm

Sport Relief 2014

The sports-based charity fundraising spin-off from Comic Relief takes over the BBC. Various comedians will be popping up during the coverage, including David Walliams and Jack Whitehall acting as presenters. Meanwhile, John Bishop takes on a sport challenge.

Scroll down the schedule for further details on the comedy show related specials.

To find out more and donate visit SportRelief.com

7pm (repeat)

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.6, The Colour Problem: Albert and Harold argue over buying a TV or a car.

7:30pm (repeat)

The Betty Witherspoon Show

Episode 4: Kenneth Williams and Ted Ray take on Romeo and Juliet.

8pm (repeat)

Bring Me Morecambe And Wise

Episode 2 - The Guest Stars

This second part looks at some of the duo's most memorable guests.

9pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

The Final Specials, Christmas Special - If They Could See Us Now.....!

The Trotters now live the high life but with the American Stock Market about to crash, how will they keep their money? Having lost all and having to live back in their Peckham flat Del decides to enter a new TV Game Show "The Goldrush" to try and win some money back.

9pm (repeat)

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

9pm (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 6, Episode 5 - Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson, Micky Flanagan

With Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson and Micky Flanagan.

9pm (repeat)

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

9pm
60 min

Edge Of Heaven

Episode 5

Still reeling with the knowledge that Carly is now dating his boss Maartie, Alfie decides to take on the egotistical South African in the Margate fun run. Keen to make amends with Michelle, Alfie asks her to help him train for the race. But Michelle thinks Alfie has other motives.

9pm
60 min

Stella

Series 3, Episode 9

Proud parents Luke and Zoe get the ball rolling on their wedding plans.

9:30pm (repeat)

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

9:40pm
11 min

Only Fools And Horses

Sport Relief Special

Del and Rodney are desperately trying to flog some David Beckham-branded designer mens' underwear down at the market. Unfortunately, David's not being much help.

10pm

W1A. Ian Fletcher (Hugh Bonneville). Copyright: BBC

Sport Relief 2014 - W1A

Amongst this half hour of Sport Relief is a special from W1A. Back on our screens after the award-winning Twenty Twelve, Hugh Bonneville's Ian Fletcher talks about his new role as head of BBC values.

There is also a special behind-the-scenes look at the making of the new Only Fools and Horses sketch.

10pm (repeat)

Not Going Out

Series 5, Episode 5 - Examination

Lucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he wasn't expecting.

10pm (repeat)

Listen Against

Series 3, Episode 2

BBC Three leaks and Gaby Roslin tunnels to the centre of the earth for Children in Need.

10pm
45 min

The Last Leg

Series 3, Episode 8

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Frank Skinner to take a look back at the highlights from the 2014 Winter Paralympic Games.

10pm
60 min

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Series 1, Episode 7

With Terry Wogan, Jimmy Carr and Carol Vorderman.

10:30pm

Mock The Week. Image shows from L to R: Hugh Dennis, Andy Murray. Copyright: Angst Productions

Sport Relief 2014 - Mock The Week

In this section of the fundraising show, Wimbledon champion Andy Murray joins the stars of Mock The Week for a special episode.

Plus, Jack Whitehall takes on his biggest challenge; and some football managers have a go at telling jokes.

10:30pm (repeat)

Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive

Series 4, Episode 3

Armando Iannucci offers a heady mix of topical comedy, chat and outrageous fibs. With the 'super panel team' of David Mitchell, Phill Jupitus and Dara O'Briain ('super panel team' as all three are TV panel show hosts/captains).

10:35pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

The Final Specials, Christmas Special - Strangers On The Shore

With the family fortune squandered, Del and Rodney set off for France to attend a memorial service in memory of Uncle Albert's old shipmates from the war. On the way back the Trotters pick up some rather unexpected cargo!

10:40pm (repeat)

Not Going Out

Series 5, Episode 6 - Drunk

After Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.

10:50pm (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Series 17, Episode 5

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Jo Brand, Ronan Keating, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and James Acaster.

11pm (repeat)

Blue Jam

Series 1, Episode 4

The Doctor performs some odd activity over the phone, a man is shocked to discover what mechanics have down to his car, and Michael Alexander St John reads out the Dance Chart.

11pm (repeat)

Moone Boy

Series 2, Episode 5 - Stags And Hens

Fidelma and Dessie's big day is just a week away and wedding fever has gripped the Moone household.

11:20pm (repeat)

Mock The Week

Series 2, Episode 5

Gina Yashere joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again. Meanwhile Rory Bremner has the help of Andy Parsons and Greg Proops.

12:05am (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 1

Jimmy Carr Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rhod Gilbert and Kevin Bridges. Josie Long is in Dictionary Corner.

12:10am (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 8, Episode 6 - Money

Tracey faces a dilemma after Garth receives a windfall.

12:30am (repeat)

Pramface

Series 3, Episode 4 - Ignore The Monkey

Laura confronts Jamie's new girlfriend, but discovers Isabel is no pushover. Meanwhile, Danielle is in a dilemma about dating her tutor, and Beth enlists Mike's help to rebuff a female admirer.

1am (repeat)

Not Going Out

Series 5, Episode 5 - Examination

Lucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he wasn't expecting.

1am (repeat)

Impractical Jokers

Series 2, Episode 4

The jokers have to follow hugely embarrassing instructions when they take over a cinema snack bar; conduct a bizarre cheese survey; attempt to give away free tickets to absurd made-up theatre shows; and can only move around a supermarket when touching other customers.

1:10am (repeat)

Image shows from L to R: Emun Elliott, Amy Huberman, Stephen Wight

Threesome

Series 1, Episode 5

It's Richie's birthday and new boyfriend Dave has special plans. The trouble is that Alice has her own (more special) plans... as does their unborn baby.

1:40am (repeat)

Not Going Out

Series 5, Episode 6 - Drunk

After Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.

2am (repeat)

Monarch Of The Glen

Series 2, Episode 8

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

2am (repeat)

Coming Alive

Episode 6, Dance On: Ex-convict Terry comes to a realisation after Sandra's troublesome ex-husband appears.

2:05am (repeat)

The Last Leg

Series 3, Episode 8

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Frank Skinner to take a look back at the highlights from the 2014 Winter Paralympic Games.

2:10am (repeat)

Absolutely Fabulous

Series 1, Episode 5 - Magazine

Patsy actually has to go into her office. At a rare meeting, she's told she has to give two members of the public a makeover and appear on morning television with them. After an argument with the chosen plebs, Saffron and Eddy's mother are drawn in.

2:15am (repeat)

Mock The Week

Series 2, Episode 5

Gina Yashere joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again. Meanwhile Rory Bremner has the help of Andy Parsons and Greg Proops.

2:15am (repeat)

The Midnight Beast

Series 1, Episode 4 - Hey Ladies

The Midnight Beast are at crisis point... Dru has become hypnotised by his war video games and Ash is being led around by the lump in his pants, leaving Stef to keep the band together.

2:30am (repeat)