Schedule Monday 17th March 2014
6:10am
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Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 6 - Small ChangeLike all young people Matthew is desperate for money, but his father refuses to support him in his chosen career as a guitarist. Instead he insists that he visits the job centre...
6:20am
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Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 7Diana gets involved - with only good intentions - in Basil and Betty's love life, with potentially disastrous results. Meanwhile, Harvey's keen that Bayview plays its part in a nationwide 'Glamorous Grannies' search with a top prize.
6:50am
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 1Following the death of her husband, Audrey fforbes-Hamilton discovers that their large country estate is almost bankrupt, and is told that she has no option other than to sell up.
7am
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What Ho, Jeeves!
What Ho! Jeeves: Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves, Episode 2 - Upstairs, Downstairs And Bumps In The NightBertie tries to play peacemaker when he arrives at Totleigh Towers.
7:25am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 4 - Live Now, PAYE LaterAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
7:30am
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 8 - Driving Me CrazyIt's a testing time for Michael and Patricia when she decides to take a holiday without him. And Desmond is encouraged to take his driving test again, with disastrous consequences.
7:30am
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Just A Minute
Series 68, Episode 5Fi Glover, Gyles Brandreth, Tony Hawks and Paul Merton compete to speak without hesitation, repetition or deviation on a variety of subjects.
8am
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Listen To Les
Episode 1: Les Dawson presents a duck appeal, Cissie and Ada talk mothers, plus a piano sing-along.
8:05am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 5 - Otherwise EngagedWhen Denise recognises René as her long-lost childhood sweetheart, she sets him free - after beginning arrangements for their wedding. Meanwhile, Helga continues to try to work her way into Gruber's confidence.
8:30am
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The Navy Lark
Series 9, Episode 20 - Troutbridge In QuarantineClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
8:40am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 6 - A Marriage Of InconvenienceAs René's wedding approaches, Edith grows increasingly wistful for their past together. Unknown to René, she plots with Michelle - for the good of the Resistance, naturally - to take Denise's place at the altar.
9am
(repeat)
Chain Reaction
Series 5, Episode 1 - Robert Llewellyn interviews Dave GormanThe new series of the tag-team interview show kicks off with Robert Llewellyn interviewing Dave Gorman.
9:15am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9:30am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
Episode 2: More impressions from the award-winning team, including The Glastonbury Archers and a blue rinse rampage.
9:55am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 11 - Let's Get Away From It AllGary's life is on the move in both time zones as Yvonne sets her heart on a new flat and Phoebe wants to leave The Royal Oak. Both have surprises in store for the weary traveller...
10am
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Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 2The legendary troupe reflects on Monty Python's Flying Circus, revealing how the group's failures turned to success and how the hit series influenced comedians to come.
10:15am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 21 - Some HolidayWhen Sooty and the gang win a luxury holiday, none of them can wait to get packing. But with Sweep trying to mend the broken china, and Richard stuck on the phone, will they ever get away?
10:35am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Return Of The Speckled BandVictor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.
11:15am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 7Diana gets involved - with only good intentions - in Basil and Betty's love life, with potentially disastrous results. Meanwhile, Harvey's keen that Bayview plays its part in a nationwide 'Glamorous Grannies' search with a top prize.
11:55am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The ClockClegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.
12pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 68, Episode 5Fi Glover, Gyles Brandreth, Tony Hawks and Paul Merton compete to speak without hesitation, repetition or deviation on a variety of subjects.
12pm
(repeat)
Listen To Les
Episode 1: Les Dawson presents a duck appeal, Cissie and Ada talk mothers, plus a piano sing-along.
12:25pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 26 - Chicken & EggThe Bottom Knocker Street kids join forces to hide a giant chicken and egg without using a single egg pun. Eggciting or what?
12:30pm
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The Navy Lark
Series 9, Episode 20 - Troutbridge In QuarantineClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
12:35pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen A Peruvian Wart?Nora Batty is pursued by a renowned ladies' man.
12:40pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Childrens' comedy series about four kids who dream of turning a nearby patch of waste ground into a city farm.
12:50pm
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Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 5 - Hair TodayDani is looking forward to a day watching horror movies with Sam and Jack, but Sam has been dumped by her new boyfriend, Josh, and decides to cure herself of a broken heart. Meanwhile, things get hairy when Max and Ben discover that Ben is a werewolf.
1:15pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 1Following the death of her husband, Audrey fforbes-Hamilton discovers that their large country estate is almost bankrupt, and is told that she has no option other than to sell up.
1:50pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 4 - Live Now, PAYE LaterAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
2pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 1 - Trouble And StrifeWith money in short supply, Sharon's new job is vital, although Tracey wonders whether the price is too high. Meanwhile Dorien is planning a party in her flat.
2:30pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 5 - Otherwise EngagedWhen Denise recognises René as her long-lost childhood sweetheart, she sets him free - after beginning arrangements for their wedding. Meanwhile, Helga continues to try to work her way into Gruber's confidence.
2:40pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Essex PatientTracey's enthusiasm for the cleaning business is not shared by Sharon, who is feeling distinctly under the weather.
3:05pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 6 - A Marriage Of InconvenienceAs René's wedding approaches, Edith grows increasingly wistful for their past together. Unknown to René, she plots with Michelle - for the good of the Resistance, naturally - to take Denise's place at the altar.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 1 - Some Adventures Of The Inventor Of The Mother StitchWhen Hobbo discovers that the newly divorced Morton is lonely and depressed, what else should a former milkman and undercover spy do but find him a good friend.
3:20pm
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 22 - Wacky WashingSooty and the gang are running Mr Slater's laundrette! But when Sweep confuses red paint with washing powder, he's left in a bit of a spin. Will the football kit be clean in time for the match?
3:35pm
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Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 1 - King MitchellWhen school bully Tyson smashes the lavatory walls with Mitchell's woodworking project, bizarre things start happening.
3:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4pm
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
4pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Looney TicEveryone is settling down for a relaxed night on the farm, when Bitzer begins to act very strangely - he just can't sit still. When his peculiar behaviour starts spreading around the flock, Shaun decides he must find out what is causing it.
4:05pm
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Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Way We WereIt's Henry's wedding anniversary, but seven years after his divorce there is nothing to celebrate and he goes to the club as normal. While he is out, Matthew welcomes a special guest into his father's home.
4:15pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 7 - The Pop StarMr. Spooner's singing talents attract the ears of a record producer, who decides to give him his big break. Much to Spooner's chagrin, the rest of the staff want in on the action too.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 11 - Let's Get Away From It AllGary's life is on the move in both time zones as Yvonne sets her heart on a new flat and Phoebe wants to leave The Royal Oak. Both have surprises in store for the weary traveller...
4:40pm
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Second Thoughts
Series 3, Episode 4 - Double BookedFaith takes Bill to a grand hotel to celebrate the night they became lovers.
4:45pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Almighty BangWhen Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...
5pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Return Of The Speckled BandVictor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.
5pm
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 11 - CleverGene grants Jaz a wish to show how smart she can be, but he makes her super-smart at everything - which brings its own problems!
5pm
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Old Dog And The Partridge
Episode 3: Nicola is on the verge of romance, while pub customer Andy faces being found out.
5:15pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 3 - Wedding Bells Part 1A family wedding brings everyone to the South of France, but Caroline misses out on all the fun.
5:25pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 34 - War Of The WaspsThe wasps want jam and they do not care what they have to do to get it!
5:30pm
(repeat)
What Ho, Jeeves!
What Ho! Jeeves: Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves, Episode 2 - Upstairs, Downstairs And Bumps In The NightBertie tries to play peacemaker when he arrives at Totleigh Towers.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The ClockClegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 30 - Mummy DearestCouncillor Cowdrey's mother comes to visit and Cowdrey is desperate to impress her, but someone is keen to expose his dastardly past.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen A Peruvian Wart?Nora Batty is pursued by a renowned ladies' man.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 68, Episode 6Sheila Hancock, Richard Herring, Paul Merton and Josie Lawrence compete to talk on a variety of subjects for 60 seconds.
7pm
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Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 1 - From Stage To ScreenA tribute to the much-loved double act, featuring never-before-seen clips of their early TV shows and a rare interview with Eric Morecambe's wife, Joan.
7pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Essex PatientTracey's enthusiasm for the cleaning business is not shared by Sharon, who is feeling distinctly under the weather.
7pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 4 - Sgt - Save My Boy!Pike gets caught in the barbed wire on Walmington's beach, so it is up to Mainwaring and Wilson to cross a minefield in order to save him before the tide comes in.
7pm
(repeat)
Listen To Les
Episode 1: Les Dawson presents a duck appeal, Cissie and Ada talk mothers, plus a piano sing-along.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Navy Lark
Series 9, Episode 20 - Troutbridge In QuarantineClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 1 - Some Adventures Of The Inventor Of The Mother StitchWhen Hobbo discovers that the newly divorced Morton is lonely and depressed, what else should a former milkman and undercover spy do but find him a good friend.
8pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
8pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 11 - Tobi's Arsenal BirthdayDad promises to take Tobi to the Arsenal game for his birthday. When he realises how expensive tickets are, he goes to extraordinary lengths to find cheaper ones and get Tobi to the game!
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:20pm
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Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 6Love is in the air at Bayview. Harvey steps up his efforts to woo Jane by becoming ordained, whilst Tom is relentless in his pursuit of Diana's fair hand, even taking driving lessons.
8:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
9pm
(repeat)
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Selection of highlights from classic sketch show The Two Ronnies, hosted by the eponymous duo with brand new music segments.
9pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mother RedcapA high profile judge is killed despite his round-the-clock police protection. Could Maddy's gothic "pub of death" investigation hold the vital key?
9pm
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God Save The Queens
Episode 1A look at the fabulous men who hid from the glare of the spotlight, including Kenneth Williams, Liberace and Danny La Rue.
9pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 8David Mitchell is joined by Lorraine Kelly and Dara O'Briain, while Lee Mack is teamed with Barry Cryer and Sue Perkins.
9pm30 min
Moone Boy
Series 2, Episode 5 - Stags And HensFidelma and Dessie's big day is just a week away and wedding fever has gripped the Moone household.
9:40pm55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 9Guest host Charlotte Church and guest panellists Miles Jupp and Richard Osman join Ian and Paul.
10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 3 - Chain GangWhen offered the deal of the century by a new acquaintance, Del puts together a consortium to help purchase a suitcase full of gold chains. Predictably, the plan goes catastrophically wrong.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 9 - Stot Or PronkJanet's having a hard time remembering things now she's pregnant. Louise wants to stimulate their brains in the pub quiz. Kelly comperes the quiz and spends the evening making lewd comments about Gaz and Janet sleeping together. Janet's waters break.
10pm
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Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - MuggingMark gets mugged on his way back from work by two teenagers, who steal his beloved Blackberry. And when Sophie comes on strong to him, he can't get aroused because he's pre-occupied by the muggers. He's a man obsessed.
10pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 68, Episode 5Fi Glover, Gyles Brandreth, Tony Hawks and Paul Merton compete to speak without hesitation, repetition or deviation on a variety of subjects.
10pm50 min
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 5Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Jo Brand, Ronan Keating, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and James Acaster.
10pm
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Stella
Series 3, Episode 8Ben is suspended from school. Luke, meanwhile, is let go by the police but can't escape the suspicions of those around him.
10pm60 min
My Mad Fat Diary
Series 2, Episode 5 - Chapter 5: Inappropriate AdultRae is desperate to be treated like an adult so she's staying out late and pushing the boundaries at home. But when she starts to hang out with a group of older lads that Chloe has befriended, things turn nasty and Rae wonders whether adulthood is really all it's cracked up to be. Meanwhile, things are moving on with Liam; can they really just stay friends?
10:30pm
(repeat)
Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - SectioningMerry, an eccentric old friend from university, is back on the scene, and things are looking up for Jeremy when she offers him the chance to manage a pub she owns.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Chain Reaction
Series 5, Episode 1 - Robert Llewellyn interviews Dave GormanThe new series of the tag-team interview show kicks off with Robert Llewellyn interviewing Dave Gorman.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 10 - Who's The Daddy?Donna and Gaz try to make each other jealous by talking about imaginary new partners. Donna ends up upsetting Gaz when she says he was crap in bed.
10:35pm45 min
The Michael McIntyre Chat Show
Episode 2 - David Jason, Jeremy Clarkson, Abbey ClancyMichael is joined by Sir David Jason, who talks about the return of Only Fools And Horses. He's also joined by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson and reigning Strictly Come Dancing champion Abbey Clancy.
10:35pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
11pm
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Threesome
Series 1, Episode 3The threesome attend their first antenatal class, and Alice and Richie experience serious doubts about their suitability as future parents.
11pm45 min version
The News Quiz
Series 83, Episode 5Satirical review of the week's news. Sandi Toksvig is joined by Jeremy Hardy, Miles Jupp, Holly Walsh and Hugo Rifkind for a discussion on topics including NHS pay and a badger crash.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 6 - In Bed With DorothyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
11:20pm45 min version
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 3 - Sean Lock, Romesh Ranganathan, Marcus BrigstockeSean Lock introduces Romesh Ranganathan and Marcus Brigstocke.
11:35pm60 min version (repeat)
11:40pm
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Father Ted
A series of episodes from Craggy Island.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Musical EveningDougal hosts a soiree featuring Mrs Naughtie performing her Dance of the Seven Voles.
11:50pm45 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 3 - Sean Lock, Romesh Ranganathan, Marcus BrigstockeSean Lock introduces Romesh Ranganathan and Marcus Brigstocke.
11:50pm45 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 3 - Sean Lock, Romesh Ranganathan, Marcus BrigstockeSean Lock introduces Romesh Ranganathan and Marcus Brigstocke.
11:55pm
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Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 5Some good news for Melanie hurts Ken. Meanwhile, Phil and Nige own up to an error, Eddie and Joan are all dressed up for their anniversary and Jean's Maltesers are missing. Joe keeps a secret, is Duffy in for a taste of his own medicine?
Midnight
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Essex PatientTracey's enthusiasm for the cleaning business is not shared by Sharon, who is feeling distinctly under the weather.
Midnight
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Midnight50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 4Sarah Millican, Chris Ramsey, Patsy Kensit and adventurer Bear Grylls, assist in identifying the week's hottest topics.
12:05am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 5Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Jo Brand, Ronan Keating, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and James Acaster.
12:20am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 9 - Stot Or PronkJanet's having a hard time remembering things now she's pregnant. Louise wants to stimulate their brains in the pub quiz. Kelly comperes the quiz and spends the evening making lewd comments about Gaz and Janet sleeping together. Janet's waters break.
12:35am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 4 - Iso TankWith Bubble now surprisingly efficient at the office, Edina feels surplus to her own life. Forbidden by Safron from attending her sixth form's open day, she decides that adopting a Romanian baby would be a good idea...
12:35am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 9Guest host Charlotte Church and guest panellists Miles Jupp and Richard Osman join Ian and Paul.
12:50am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 5Charlie Brooker, Jedward, Lorraine Kelly and Micky Flanagan thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics.
12:50am
(repeat)
The Walshes
Episode 1 - Doctor BurgerAfter weeks of putting off the inevitable, Ciara finally agrees to bring her new boyfriend, the quiet, self-effacing Graham, back to meet the family...
1am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 10 - Who's The Daddy?Donna and Gaz try to make each other jealous by talking about imaginary new partners. Donna ends up upsetting Gaz when she says he was crap in bed.
1:10am
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 6 - In Bed With DorothyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
1:35am
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 8David Mitchell is joined by Lorraine Kelly and Dara O'Briain, while Lee Mack is teamed with Barry Cryer and Sue Perkins.
1:40am
(repeat)
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 5Some good news for Melanie hurts Ken. Meanwhile, Phil and Nige own up to an error, Eddie and Joan are all dressed up for their anniversary and Jean's Maltesers are missing. Joe keeps a secret, is Duffy in for a taste of his own medicine?
1:45am
(repeat)
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 3The threesome attend their first antenatal class, and Alice and Richie experience serious doubts about their suitability as future parents.
2am
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
2am
(repeat)
Chain Reaction
Series 5, Episode 1 - Robert Llewellyn interviews Dave GormanThe new series of the tag-team interview show kicks off with Robert Llewellyn interviewing Dave Gorman.
2:10am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 4 - Iso TankWith Bubble now surprisingly efficient at the office, Edina feels surplus to her own life. Forbidden by Safron from attending her sixth form's open day, she decides that adopting a Romanian baby would be a good idea...
2:10am45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
2:30am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
Episode 2: More impressions from the award-winning team, including The Glastonbury Archers and a blue rinse rampage.
2:35am
(repeat)
Going Native
A mock documentary pilot created by and starring Mona Yousefi as three different foreign women.
3:15am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
5am
(repeat)
Old Dog And The Partridge
Episode 3: Nicola is on the verge of romance, while pub customer Andy faces being found out.
5:30am
(repeat)
What Ho, Jeeves!
What Ho! Jeeves: Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves, Episode 2 - Upstairs, Downstairs And Bumps In The NightBertie tries to play peacemaker when he arrives at Totleigh Towers.