Schedule Friday 14th March 2014
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 6Marion's taken on Sam's beauty shop franchise and feeling the pressure of his hard business acumen. Diana, meanwhile, is hospitalised with a severe pelvic fracture after a fall at the home, but she'll be damned if she's going to miss her neice's wedding.
Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 5 - Dating HenryThere is wine in the cooler and candlesticks on the table, and Henry has shave and changed. It takes Matthew a little while to realise his father has a date, but he's shocked when he discovers just who it is.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 7After being pushed around at work, Martin finds he has to stand up for himself at last. What will the repercussions be if even in his dreams he comes off second best?
Smelling Of Roses
Series 2, Episode 6 - Party PartyRosie and the team are asked to launch a new political party for people over 60. Sadly, its leader doesn't quite get to launch his manifesto.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Waiting GameWhile Desmond and Shirley get ready for a plush evening out at the Hilton, Gloria plans to take advantage of her parents' absence to help Louise carry out a pregnancy test.
Listen Against
Series 3, Episode 1Jeremy Paxman finally breaks and goes rogue, Today gets remade as a US sitcom, and listeners' thoughts on The Food Programme giving recipes for cooking a flump and spit roasting a Clanger.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Dinner With The GeneralRené is sent back to Gruber's bedroom, in the guise of a fireman and accompanied by LeClerc, tasked with blowing open the safe. Unfortunately for him, it seems that everyone else is at the chateau too...
Meet The Adebanjos
A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 4.5, The Three Feathers: Harold reckons a commode will make him rich.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Dreaded Circular SawIn the confusion of the chateau 'fire', René and LeClerc - now in full German uniform - are captured by the Communist Resistance and held captive in an old sawmill. Meanwhile, the Colonel is distraught to learn that the original Fallen Madonna and van Gogh have gone missing.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
The Betty Witherspoon Show
Episode 3: Kenneth Williams and Ted Ray make merry at the court of Henry VIII.
Coming Alive
Episode 5, Hostage To Fortune: A troubled community centre visitor puts ex-convict Terry in danger.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Trevor's World Of Sport
Series 1, Episode 2 - EthicsTrevor has to turn his advisory talents towards his teenage son who has become friends with a 'bad lad'.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 10 - The Yanks Are ComingGary manages to overcome his jealousy enough to get Jeep parts for Ron, but his shopping trip is interrupted by an outbreak of racial tension.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 20 - Record BreakersSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to break a world record for judge Boris McSquirter, will Sooty's giant brick tower win the day, or will Sweep become the tallest dog in the world? Guest starring Richard Arnold.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 6Marion's taken on Sam's beauty shop franchise and feeling the pressure of his hard business acumen. Diana, meanwhile, is hospitalised with a severe pelvic fracture after a fall at the home, but she'll be damned if she's going to miss her neice's wedding.
The Architects
Series 1, Episode 1 - What's The Point?With Sir Lucien's signature brutal style hopelessly out of fashion, he seeks to overcome his creative block in the spas of Baden-Baden. Unfortunately for Tim, he needs someone to share the experience with.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 10 - Yours Truly - If You're Not CarefulA strange woman is in town trying to find Truly.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 4.5, The Three Feathers: Harold reckons a commode will make him rich.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 1 - The Swan Man Of IlkleyBack for more mayhem, the boys help Lenny from the factory to sail a swan boat.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 37 - Fennella Fenn The ComedienneThe nation's most famous comedienne is booked to present her annual TV show from Bottom Knocker Street. Councillor Cowdrey thinks that anyone can be funny.
Meet The Adebanjos
A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.
The Betty Witherspoon Show
Episode 3: Kenneth Williams and Ted Ray make merry at the court of Henry VIII.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 31 - Big Trouble In Little CowdreyCouncillor Cowdrey's internal nastiness escapes from his body in the shape of a small boy.
Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 4 - We Should Be HeroesDani receives sacks full of fanmail at McHurties Hospital that she has to reply to. When she hears that her greatest fan, Olivia, is coming for dinner, she decides to live up to the role of celebrity. Meanwhile Max and Ben dress up as superheroes and when this does not have any effect decide to become supervillains instead.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 7After being pushed around at work, Martin finds he has to stand up for himself at last. What will the repercussions be if even in his dreams he comes off second best?
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 9 - Never The TwainWith Tracey refusing to visit him, Darryl's sinking into depression and contemplating suicide. Meanwhile, Dorien's tabloid gossip doesn't quite go to plan, Sharon's search for a man has hit the buffers, and Garth is moving - to France!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Dinner With The GeneralRené is sent back to Gruber's bedroom, in the guise of a fireman and accompanied by LeClerc, tasked with blowing open the safe. Unfortunately for him, it seems that everyone else is at the chateau too...
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 10 - Three's CompanyWith Sharon still desperate to become pregnant, Tracey's announcement that she has a bun in the oven comes as quite a blow: back in Chigwell, Dorien's been given her marching orders and Geraldine knows everything.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Dreaded Circular SawIn the confusion of the chateau 'fire', René and LeClerc - now in full German uniform - are captured by the Communist Resistance and held captive in an old sawmill. Meanwhile, the Colonel is distraught to learn that the original Fallen Madonna and van Gogh have gone missing.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 11 - Get Out Of That, ThenA heavily-chained Lenny is convinced he has a future in showbusiness as an escapologist, but his sidekick Cliff isn't so enthusiastic.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 21 - Some HolidayWhen Sooty and the gang win a luxury holiday, none of them can wait to get packing. But with Sweep trying to mend the broken china, and Richard stuck on the phone, will they ever get away?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 3Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 10 - The SpiderBitzer decides to pamper himself with a relaxing bath while the Farmer is away from the farm. However, his plans are rudely disturbed by a persistent intruder. Will Shaun be able to out-smart the tenacious bug?
Just A Minute
Junior Just A Minute, Episode 5: Nicholas Parsons and team captains Josie Lawrence and Jenny Éclair are joined by two young contestants each day to play the popular Radio 4 game Just a Minute.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 10 - The Yanks Are ComingGary manages to overcome his jealousy enough to get Jeep parts for Ron, but his shopping trip is interrupted by an outbreak of racial tension.
Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 6 - Small ChangeLike all young people Matthew is desperate for money, but his father refuses to support him in his chosen career as a guitarist. Instead he insists that he visits the job centre...
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 6 - Friends And NeighboursRaising travel costs are causing consternation amongst the staff. Mr. Grace offers them use of his private apartment on the top floor. However, the staff soon discover that they get on far better as colleagues than as flatmates!
Second Thoughts
Series 3, Episode 3 - Vice PrincipleBill disrupts Faith's routine when he decides to work on a top secret project at home.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 1 - A Quiet HoneymoonThe newly married LeClercs are shot down, and swiftly arrested by the Colonel. With Von Klinkerhoffen hospitalised, Flockenstuffen's making his presence felt at the chateau.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 8The super-student team captains are joined by Waterloo Road students Kirstie Steele and Shane O'Meara, as well as comedians Bec Hill and Romesh Ranganathan.
Beachcomber... By The Way
Series 3, Episode 5In a hirsute edition, we present The Case of the False Beard.
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 2 - When Worlds CollideCaroline gets more than she bargained for when she offers to host Charlie's monthly poker game.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 26 - Chicken & EggThe Bottom Knocker Street kids join forces to hide a giant chicken and egg without using a single egg pun. Eggciting or what?
Smelling Of Roses
Series 2, Episode 6 - Party PartyRosie and the team are asked to launch a new political party for people over 60. Sadly, its leader doesn't quite get to launch his manifesto.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 10 - Yours Truly - If You're Not CarefulA strange woman is in town trying to find Truly.
Bottom Knocker Street
Childrens' comedy series about four kids who dream of turning a nearby patch of waste ground into a city farm.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 1 - The Swan Man Of IlkleyBack for more mayhem, the boys help Lenny from the factory to sail a swan boat.
The News Quiz
Series 83, Episode 5Satirical review of the week's news. Sandi Toksvig is joined by Jeremy Hardy, Miles Jupp, Holly Walsh and Hugo Rifkind for a discussion on topics including NHS pay and a badger crash.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXDThere is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 10 - Three's CompanyWith Sharon still desperate to become pregnant, Tracey's announcement that she has a bun in the oven comes as quite a blow: back in Chigwell, Dorien's been given her marching orders and Geraldine knows everything.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 4.5, The Three Feathers: Harold reckons a commode will make him rich.
The Betty Witherspoon Show
Episode 3: Kenneth Williams and Ted Ray make merry at the court of Henry VIII.
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 1 - From Stage To ScreenA tribute to the much-loved double act, featuring never-before-seen clips of their early TV shows and a rare interview with Eric Morecambe's wife, Joan.
Room 101
Series 3, Episode 8 - Steve Jones, Sue Perkins, Bruno TonioliTV presenter Steve Jones, comedian and Great British Bake Off co-presenter Sue Perkins and Strictly Come Dancing judge Bruno Tonioli try to abolish bowling, mime artists and catalogues into Room 101.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
Jonathan Creek
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Curse Of The Bronze LampA wealthy kidnap victim appears to pull off a mind-boggling act of teleportation to alert the police to her whereabouts.
Edge Of Heaven
Episode 4After walking out on Michelle last week, Alfie wants to make it up her - that is until he begins to think Carly wants him back. Confused about his future, Alfie turns to his dad Snowy - who's just arrived out of the blue - for some much needed relationship advice.
Stella
Series 3, Episode 8Ben is suspended from school. Luke, meanwhile, is let go by the police but can't escape the suspicions of those around him.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 3 - CampingIn a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.
Listen Against
Series 3, Episode 1Jeremy Paxman finally breaks and goes rogue, Today gets remade as a US sitcom, and listeners' thoughts on The Food Programme giving recipes for cooking a flump and spit roasting a Clanger.
The Last Leg
Series 3, Episode 7Topical comedy show with Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. Jennifer Saunders joins the trio in the studio.
Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive
Series 4, Episode 2Armando Iannucci offers a heady mix of topical comedy, chat and outrageous fibs. With special guests Dave Gorman, Simon Evans and Will Smith.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 4 - RunningTo impress Lucy, Lee starts training for a 10 kilometre Fun Run only to injure himself immediately. In an effort to hide the injury from Lucy, he gets himself a secret sports massage, but this just leads to more trouble.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 4The teams are joined by guests Mel Giedroyc, Johnny Vegas, Aisling Bea and Kym Marsh.
Blue Jam
Series 1, Episode 3There is an unusual pay rise method, Chris Morris talks about a crime reconstruction, and some parents are not that concerned about their missing child.
Moone Boy
Series 2, Episode 4 - Handball DuelLike all young lads in the early 90s, Martin wants a Sega Mega Drive... but Liam is having none of it: not only is this whole computer thing just a fad, work is slow and money is tight.
Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 1Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle are joined by Jo Brand for the third time, whilst Rory Bremner has Andy Parsons and John Oliver on his team.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 5 - DrunkFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 2Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Charles Dance, Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie and Gok Wan.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 10 - Three's CompanyWith Sharon still desperate to become pregnant, Tracey's announcement that she has a bun in the oven comes as quite a blow: back in Chigwell, Dorien's been given her marching orders and Geraldine knows everything.
Pramface
Series 3, Episode 3 - Proper Little FamilyLaura pushes Jamie over the edge when she admits she doesn't want to move in with him. Meanwhile, Mike finds himself in trouble when he falls for a gangster's daughter, and Sandra takes on the caravan site snob.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 3 - CampingIn a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.
The Midnight Beast
Series 1, Episode 3 - HardcareWhen the Beast's manager Chevy finally gets them a gig on a TV show, the boys are hit by a crisis of confidence after bumping into a mouthy hardcore band who are also appearing.
Tim Minchin: Live
A two hour TV broadcast of Australian musical comedian Tim Minchin's stage show at London's Bloomsbury Theatre in 2008.
Impractical Jokers
Series 2, Episode 3The jokers pose as opticians who offer very unusual eye tests; compete to fall asleep on complete strangers for as long as they can; pitch ludicrous inventions to focus groups; and give away '50 per cent off' vouchers for the most embarrassing products ever.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 4 - RunningTo impress Lucy, Lee starts training for a 10 kilometre Fun Run only to injure himself immediately. In an effort to hide the injury from Lucy, he gets himself a secret sports massage, but this just leads to more trouble.
Lee Kern's Celebrity Bedlam
Episode 6 - The End Of The WorldIn the final episode of the hugely ambitious series, Lee Kerns turns his attention to the end of the world and ponders whether it coincides with the age of celebrity.
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 1Alice turns 30 and has a drug-addled threesome with her boyfriend and their gay friend. When she discovers she's pregnant it's a decision whether to keep it or not.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 3Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Coming Alive
Episode 5, Hostage To Fortune: A troubled community centre visitor puts ex-convict Terry in danger.
The Last Leg
Series 3, Episode 7Topical comedy show with Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. Jennifer Saunders joins the trio in the studio.
Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 1Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle are joined by Jo Brand for the third time, whilst Rory Bremner has Andy Parsons and John Oliver on his team.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 5 - DrunkFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Trevor's World Of Sport
Series 1, Episode 2 - EthicsTrevor has to turn his advisory talents towards his teenage son who has become friends with a 'bad lad'.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 4The teams are joined by guests Mel Giedroyc, Johnny Vegas, Aisling Bea and Kym Marsh.
Pramface
Series 3, Episode 3 - Proper Little FamilyLaura pushes Jamie over the edge when she admits she doesn't want to move in with him. Meanwhile, Mike finds himself in trouble when he falls for a gangster's daughter, and Sandra takes on the caravan site snob.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 3Nick needs some peace and quiet so he can focus on building a forensic profile of the Taliban bomber, but his team are constantly annoying him.
Carpool
Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.
Beachcomber... By The Way
Series 3, Episode 5In a hirsute edition, we present The Case of the False Beard.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 2, Episode 6 - Party PartyRosie and the team are asked to launch a new political party for people over 60. Sadly, its leader doesn't quite get to launch his manifesto.