Schedule Thursday 13th March 2014
6am
(repeat)
Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 4 - SuspectA string of petty criminality is sweeping the neighbourhood, and suspicion falls upon Matthew. From swapped and vandalised house signs to petty theft in the shopping arcade, it seems the young Mr Willows has some explaining to do.
6:10am
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Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 5After an uncharacteristically blunt interjection from Tom, Jane transforms herself into a 'beauty queen' in order to attract Harvey's attention. Meanwhile, Sarah arrives with news that she is engaged to be married to entrepreneur Sam Parry.
6:40am
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 6Ann receives her latest Open University examination grades, and they're not good. When Hilda sees Ann climbing the fence into Paul's back-garden, she believes them to be having an affair. Martin has to be told.
7am
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 1, Episode 1 - DeteriorationPam Ayres brings us her own poetry and sketches, with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead. She looks at deterioration; of eyesight, figure and memory, the list goes on!
7:15am
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Star Is BornAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
7:30am
(repeat)
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 6 - Vanity MerchantsGloria and Louise have a great new idea - they are going to start a men's beauty business. Shirley is dubious, but Desmond agrees.
7:30am
(repeat)
Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 3 - Dumping and ProposalsJason examines the difficulty of dumping someone and the perils of proposals.
7:55am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 1 - Desperate Doings In The DungeonCaptain Bertorelli moves into Café René's spare room, and in on Madame Edith. Meanwhile, Michelle has Mimi and Yvette raid the Colonel's quarters for photographic film, and René...well, he has to help rescue Herr Flick...
8am
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 6 - Round And Round Went The Great Big WheelThe platoon are called upon to help work at a camp that is testing a new weapon - a huge wheel. While at first their work is not so glamorous, they soon find themselves trying to stop the weapon when it goes haywire.
8:30am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Camera In The PotatoAfter Gruber rescues René from the dungeon, Michelle equips him with a camera disguised as a potato and sends the unwilling café owner straight back to the chateau in search of the safe containing the plans to invade England. Whose bedroom does fate dictate it's hidden in...?
8:30am
(repeat)
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
8:30am
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Pa Glum reflects on the value of money.
9am
(repeat)
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 1, Episode 4 - Police, Camera, AmphibianRobin's dream comes true as two crimes are committed on his doorstep.
9:05am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9:45am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 9 - Someone To Watch Over MeHaving missed the interview which Yvonne set up for him, Gary has to pretend to be ill. Back in 1942, Phoebe really is ill but will 1990s medicine work in the past?
10:15am
(repeat)
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 19 - It's A Dog's LifeIt's Mr. Slater's annual dog show, and Sooty is determined that Sweep will win the grand prize. But will he be brave enough to attempt the Doggie Assault Course? Guest starring The Krankies.
10:25am
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 4 - I'll Retire To BedlamVictor and Margaret are trapped in their garden shed by a swarm of bees. Later, a trip to the eye clinic gives Victor a chance to moan about the NHS. While he's out, Margaret agrees to look after her niece's two children for a day.
11:05am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 5After an uncharacteristically blunt interjection from Tom, Jane transforms herself into a 'beauty queen' in order to attract Harvey's attention. Meanwhile, Sarah arrives with news that she is engaged to be married to entrepreneur Sam Parry.
11:45am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 8 - Things To Do When Your Wife Runs Off With A Turkish WaiterThe man Barry and Glenda once exchanged addresses with turns up.
12pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 6 - Round And Round Went The Great Big WheelThe platoon are called upon to help work at a camp that is testing a new weapon - a huge wheel. While at first their work is not so glamorous, they soon find themselves trying to stop the weapon when it goes haywire.
12:25pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 9 - Beware Of Laughing At Nora's HatsNora reveals long-standing feud with a woman who once made fun of her.
12:25pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 27 - World Of VegA high rating TV show offers a trillion pound prize for growing a large vegetable.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Pa Glum reflects on the value of money.
12:40pm
(repeat)
12:50pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 3 - The NaturalWhen Jack is cast in a small role on McHurties Hospital, both he and Dani are embarrassed to find that they are supposed to have an on-screen kiss. Max and Ben explore a new glam rock sound for their band and end up with a smoking guitar.
1:05pm
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 6Ann receives her latest Open University examination grades, and they're not good. When Hilda sees Ann climbing the fence into Paul's back-garden, she believes them to be having an affair. Martin has to be told.
1:45pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Star Is BornAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
2pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 8 - Are You Being Served?Sharon's feeling broody, and on the look out for a man to make her pregnant. Meanwhile, Dorien's incensed that her holiday romance wasn't as it appeared: but she's determined to make it work for her.
2:25pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 1 - Desperate Doings In The DungeonCaptain Bertorelli moves into Café René's spare room, and in on Madame Edith. Meanwhile, Michelle has Mimi and Yvette raid the Colonel's quarters for photographic film, and René...well, he has to help rescue Herr Flick...
2:40pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 9 - Never The TwainWith Tracey refusing to visit him, Darryl's sinking into depression and contemplating suicide. Meanwhile, Dorien's tabloid gossip doesn't quite go to plan, Sharon's search for a man has hit the buffers, and Garth is moving - to France!
3pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Camera In The PotatoAfter Gruber rescues René from the dungeon, Michelle equips him with a camera disguised as a potato and sends the unwilling café owner straight back to the chateau in search of the safe containing the plans to invade England. Whose bedroom does fate dictate it's hidden in...?
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten YearsClegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 20 - Record BreakersSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to break a world record for judge Boris McSquirter, will Sooty's giant brick tower win the day, or will Sweep become the tallest dog in the world? Guest starring Richard Arnold.
3:35pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4pm
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 2Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
4pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 9 - Prize PossessionThe Farmer can't believe his luck - he has a winning ticket! He just needs to keep it safe until morning and there's only one dog for the job. Unfortunately, Bitzer is a hopeless guard dog. Can he rescue the winning ticket, or has he lost the Farmer's fortune?
4:15pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 9 - Someone To Watch Over MeHaving missed the interview which Yvonne set up for him, Gary has to pretend to be ill. Back in 1942, Phoebe really is ill but will 1990s medicine work in the past?
4:15pm
(repeat)
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Night ClubWhen Mr. Grace gives the staff permission to use the shop floor for a business after hours, they decide to establish a classy night club. Before they can open, they opt to film an advert to be shown in the local cinema.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 5 - Dating HenryThere is wine in the cooler and candlesticks on the table, and Henry has shave and changed. It takes Matthew a little while to realise his father has a date, but he's shocked when he discovers just who it is.
4:45pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 8 - Rising To The OccasionWith the Colonel, Flick and Von Smallhousen held by the Communist Resistance, Gruber calls in Von Flockenstuffen to have General Von Klinkerhoffen sectioned. Back in the town, Michelle's plan to have the airmen escape by balloon goes awry when helium cannisters deploy too early...
4:55pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 4 - I'll Retire To BedlamVictor and Margaret are trapped in their garden shed by a swarm of bees. Later, a trip to the eye clinic gives Victor a chance to moan about the NHS. While he's out, Margaret agrees to look after her niece's two children for a day.
4:55pm
(repeat)
Second Thoughts
Series 3, Episode 2 - Youth and ConsequencesFaith realises that mid-life crises do not happen only to other people.
5pm30 min
Roy
Series 3, Episode 8 - Mocking Is CatchingRoy must learn to acquire true forgiveness from his friends when he begins mocking them whilst playing the Jester during the school's Shakespeare Day.
5:20pm
(repeat)
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 1 - Common EntranceJo has her heart set on a scholarship to elite boarding school St. Hilda's, and with a few strings pulled by Caroline she's sure to get in. Charlie, however, is nowhere near as enthusiastic.
5:25pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 37 - Fennella Fenn The ComedienneThe nation's most famous comedienne is booked to present her annual TV show from Bottom Knocker Street. Councillor Cowdrey thinks that anyone can be funny.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 1, Episode 1 - DeteriorationPam Ayres brings us her own poetry and sketches, with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead. She looks at deterioration; of eyesight, figure and memory, the list goes on!
5:35pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 8 - Things To Do When Your Wife Runs Off With A Turkish WaiterThe man Barry and Glenda once exchanged addresses with turns up.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 31 - Big Trouble In Little CowdreyCouncillor Cowdrey's internal nastiness escapes from his body in the shape of a small boy.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 9 - Beware Of Laughing At Nora's HatsNora reveals long-standing feud with a woman who once made fun of her.
6:30pm30 min
Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 4 - Job Interviews and Office PoliticsJason holds forth on the best ways to pass a job interview and to negotiate office politics.
6:55pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 1 - Yuppy LoveDel has gone all high-powered and trendy in an attempt to adopt a yuppy image. Rodney is unimpressed as his attention is focused on getting his computer diploma at night school.
7pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 9 - Never The TwainWith Tracey refusing to visit him, Darryl's sinking into depression and contemplating suicide. Meanwhile, Dorien's tabloid gossip doesn't quite go to plan, Sharon's search for a man has hit the buffers, and Garth is moving - to France!
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 6 - Round And Round Went The Great Big WheelThe platoon are called upon to help work at a camp that is testing a new weapon - a huge wheel. While at first their work is not so glamorous, they soon find themselves trying to stop the weapon when it goes haywire.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Pa Glum reflects on the value of money.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten YearsClegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.
8pm
(repeat)
You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 1 - First EncountersLauren's worst fears are realised when her family meets her older boyfriend Ed for the first time. Ed's ex-wife causes mischief.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8pm
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 5Martin is determined to be Snooker champion and when the local tournament favourite moves away he believes the title is his. But Paul enters and is odds-on to win it - or perhaps not after Ann has a quiet word with him.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 5Marion's hysterical with lust for Fat Boy Higgins, flatly refusing to accept that he was in fact Geoffrey. At Bayview, Diana's rushed to hospital after collapsing at Tom's shock proposal of marriage, and Jane's pursuing her newfound desire to become a bride of Christ.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
9pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
9:20pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
9:30pm
(repeat)
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 2The legendary troupe reflects on Monty Python's Flying Circus, revealing how the group's failures turned to success and how the hit series influenced comedians to come.
9:30pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Gig And The GirlfriendSimon is chasing a fit girl in the year below, so to impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil tag along and pretty much ruin Simon's chances, but thankfully the bouncers are nice enough.
10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXDThere is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.
10pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 7 - CrabIt's the morning of Janet and Jonny's wedding but unfortunately the bride and groom are nowhere to be seen. Donna worries that Janet has done a runner. She decides that in order to find them her only option is to call the man she despises... Gaz.
10pm
(repeat)
Doll & Em
Series 1, Episode 4On set, Em's anxiety about her performance grows when she's distracted by a co-star.
10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 6Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
10pm
(repeat)
10pm30 min
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 3Nick needs some peace and quiet so he can focus on building a forensic profile of the Taliban bomber, but his team are constantly annoying him.
10pm
(repeat)
Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 3 - Dumping and ProposalsJason examines the difficulty of dumping someone and the perils of proposals.
10pm30 min
The Walshes
Episode 1 - Doctor BurgerAfter weeks of putting off the inevitable, Ciara finally agrees to bring her new boyfriend, the quiet, self-effacing Graham, back to meet the family...
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Episode 1Joining the panel in the first episode of the new series are acid-tongued Dancing On Ice judge Jason Gardiner, pop princess Pixie Lott and former boy band members Lee Ryan and Kian Egan.
10pm
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 3, Episode 2As Vod struggles to get rid of her holiday romance, Kingsley finds himself dating both Heather and Josie, and JP attempts to 'poach' a girl from Howard.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
10:30pm30 min
Newsjack
Series 10, Episode 2This week's sketches include an advert for Shameless Claims, Stephen Fry annoying Kiefer Sutherland in the new series of 24, and a broadcast from Mars.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 8 - FatGaz is unable to get over losing Donna, and has been consoling himself by constant eating... and he's put on 15 stone! He's mortified when he bumps into Donna and she can't believe the size of him.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 3, Episode 2Dara O Briain and learned friend Marcus du Sautoy teach guests Lee Mack and Miles Jupp a lesson or two in the engaging numbers show. The gang fence with pirate-themed posers.
10:45pm
(repeat)
Edge Of Heaven
Episode 3Keen to keep their kiss under wraps for fear of hurting Carly, Alfie and Michelle go their separate ways. But Carly's got more important things on her mind - she's started online dating and she's having a blast! So why should Alfie and Michelle stop themselves from taking the plunge too?
10:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 8Reginald D Hunter, Rachel Riley, Josh Widdicombe and Gemma Collins are the guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week.
11pm
(repeat)
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 2Mitch and Richie use drugs as a force for good and put up all the flatpack furniture in the nursery while high as a kite.
11pm
(repeat)
So Wrong It's Right
Series 2, Episode 2Charlie Brooker hosts the panel show that sees comics Frank Skinner, Isy Suttie and Jon Richardson compete to supply the best wrong answers.
11pm
(repeat)
Rubbish
Series 2, Episode 5 - CouplesEpisode 2.5, Couples: Recycling officer Martin has turned into some kind of agony aunt and he is less than happy about it.
11:10pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 3Hypnotist Kenny Craig visits a car boot sale; St, John's Ambulance volunteer April May faces a tribunal; and ropey transvestite Emily Howard has a drink in his local.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
11:50pm
(repeat)
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 4The excitement never stops in The Grapes, with the drawing of the football card. The Police are keeping busy, with drug raids, helicopter rides and free electric on the agenda.
Midnight
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
12:05am
(repeat)
Rising Damp
Film adaptation of the popular ITV sitcom. Middle-aged Rigsby plays landlord to college tutor Ruth Jones, medical student Philip and art student John.
12:20am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 7 - CrabIt's the morning of Janet and Jonny's wedding but unfortunately the bride and groom are nowhere to be seen. Donna worries that Janet has done a runner. She decides that in order to find them her only option is to call the man she despises... Gaz.
12:30am
(repeat)
You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 1 - First EncountersLauren's worst fears are realised when her family meets her older boyfriend Ed for the first time. Ed's ex-wife causes mischief.
12:30am
(repeat)
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 3Nick needs some peace and quiet so he can focus on building a forensic profile of the Taliban bomber, but his team are constantly annoying him.
12:40am
(repeat)
PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 1 - Baking BadThings are looking up for Lance: he's found something very naughty in the shed, and, after years of waiting, he's been admitted to the private member's club of his dreams. Now all he needs to do is make it to the end of the day without anything going wrong. Oh...
1am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 8 - FatGaz is unable to get over losing Donna, and has been consoling himself by constant eating... and he's put on 15 stone! He's mortified when he bumps into Donna and she can't believe the size of him.
1:10am
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
1:10am
(repeat)
PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 2 - Nick Nack PaddywhackAshley's in the doghouse with Jerwayne after causing a girl-drought of epic proportions. Can Jerwayne get the interest of the Zara girls once again, or has Ashley wrecked their chances on the high street for good?
1:35am
(repeat)
1:40am
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
1:45am
(repeat)
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 1Alice turns 30 and has a drug-addled threesome with her boyfriend and their gay friend. When she discovers she's pregnant it's a decision whether to keep it or not.
1:55am
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 5Martin is determined to be Snooker champion and when the local tournament favourite moves away he believes the title is his. But Paul enters and is odds-on to win it - or perhaps not after Ann has a quiet word with him.
2am
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 2, Episode 2Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
2am
(repeat)
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 1, Episode 4 - Police, Camera, AmphibianRobin's dream comes true as two crimes are committed on his doorstep.
2:10am
(repeat)
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 4The excitement never stops in The Grapes, with the drawing of the football card. The Police are keeping busy, with drug raids, helicopter rides and free electric on the agenda.
2:10am
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 3Daniel Sloss and Andrew Maxwell take part in the fast-talking panel show. Hosted by Sean Lock, with Robert Webb and Seann Walsh.
2:20am
(repeat)
My Mad Fat Diary
Series 2, Episode 4 - Chapter 4: FridayAs Rae grows closer to Liam, his new girlfriend Amy starts getting suspicious and threatens to beat Rae up if she doesn't back off her man. Meanwhile, Archie is struggling to cope after Rae outed him to Lois. When Lois threatens to tell the entire college the truth, Archie has to decide if he can finally face his fears and come out.
2:25am
(repeat)
The Walshes
Episode 1 - Doctor BurgerAfter weeks of putting off the inevitable, Ciara finally agrees to bring her new boyfriend, the quiet, self-effacing Graham, back to meet the family...
2:40am
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 4Jimmy Carr and Miles Jupp debate various topics, with the help of Sean Lock, Seann Walsh and Robert Webb.
3am
(repeat)
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
3:10am
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 3, Episode 2As Vod struggles to get rid of her holiday romance, Kingsley finds himself dating both Heather and Josie, and JP attempts to 'poach' a girl from Howard.
3:40am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
3:45am
(repeat)
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 2The legendary troupe reflects on Monty Python's Flying Circus, revealing how the group's failures turned to success and how the hit series influenced comedians to come.
3:50am
(repeat)
Carpool
Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.
5:30am
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 1, Episode 1 - DeteriorationPam Ayres brings us her own poetry and sketches, with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead. She looks at deterioration; of eyesight, figure and memory, the list goes on!