Schedule Friday 7th March 2014

Waiting For God

After a spate of deaths and health scares at the home, Tom decides to take up counselling to help those around him. At the same time, he takes the opportunity to conduct a survey to predict who'll die first!

French Fields

William's made redundant as the recession begins to bite. Emma's pregnancy is also nearing full term, and Hester insists on a trip to London. Then they receive some worrying news on the phone from Chantal...

Ever Decreasing Circles

Paul has announced he is leaving the close to begin a new beauty business and Martin is happy. But a visit to a independent hardware store run by its elderly owner soon changes the situation.

Smelling Of Roses

Rosie and her team are asked to organise a food fair by the formidable Lord Pickton.

'Allo 'Allo!

It is 1941 and René, Edith, the Colonel, the Captain, Maria and Yvette are still stuck inside Normandy's Stalag Luft IV. Eventually Hans is flung over the fence, but escape methods must be found for the others - not to mention the genuine POWs, if possible!

Kerry's List

In this fourth episode, Kerry's List involves changing sheets, buying a kids book on where babies come from, getting her roots done, learn to knit, not drifting off, reading a classic and dusting the plants.

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.4, A Box in Town: Albert hinders Harold's romantic endeavours.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary feels on top of the world - the two loves of his life are happy and contented and his new shop is doing well - but, in his case, pride comes before several falls.

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

The Betty Witherspoon Show

Episode 2: Ted Ray, Kenneth Williams and Miriam Margolyes with quick-fire sketches and a rollicking trip to Rasputin's Russia.

I'll Fly You For A Quid

Comedy pilot starring Ronnie Barker. A Welsh family mad on gambling try to find a winning betting slip.

Coming Alive

Episode 4, Plumbing the Depths: Ex-convict Terry is challenged to bring neighbourhood talent to the community centre.

Trevor's World Of Sport

Trevor battles against Sammy's 'casual' discussions with the press, potentially damaging the career of an already poor footballer.

Waiting For God

After a spate of deaths and health scares at the home, Tom decides to take up counselling to help those around him. At the same time, he takes the opportunity to conduct a survey to predict who'll die first!

Sooty

With heavy rain closing the park and leaks in the caravan roof, Richard's spirits are certainly dampened. Can expert plumbers Sooty and Sweep solve the problem or is everybody in for a super soaking?

Last Of The Summer Wine

Barry's competition prize proves a problem - for everyone who helps to get rid of it.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The annual parade to celebrate a famous battle takes place. What could possibly go wrong?

Ever Decreasing Circles

Paul has announced he is leaving the close to begin a new beauty business and Martin is happy. But a visit to a independent hardware store run by its elderly owner soon changes the situation.

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.4, A Box in Town: Albert hinders Harold's romantic endeavours.

Fawlty Towers

In his endless strive to improve the quality of Fawlty Towers, Basil places an advert in a high-society magazine, and soon has a Lord Melbury checking in - but all is not quite as it seems.

Bottom Knocker Street

The street is plagued by the arrival of an escaped voice from a satellite computer.

The Betty Witherspoon Show

Episode 2: Ted Ray, Kenneth Williams and Miriam Margolyes with quick-fire sketches and a rollicking trip to Rasputin's Russia.

Bottom Knocker Street

Councillor Cowdrey is prepared to promise anything to be re-elected, with only Gobby the post box standing in his way.

Dani's House

Against all odds, Dani gets a part in a big action movie and can take one friend with her to the exotic location. Sam and Jack vie to see who can be Dani's most indispensible friend - but manage to turn her into a selfish and vain wannabe who neither of them end up wanting to be with.

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney has been commissioned to make a film by the Local Community Arts Centre. Unfortunately, Del and Mickey Pearce take over, and the expensive equipment is soon covering weddings and all sorts - and then there's the cast and sponsor list for his production...

Only Fools And Horses

Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?

Birds Of A Feather

Darryl and Chris are finally released; whilst Chris is immediately run over, Darryl is left unamused by the changes in Sharon's life. And after a night out with the boys, she's distraught to find a massive wadge of cash in his pocket...

The Green Green Grass

Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

Birds Of A Feather

After discovering his wife's most recent affair, Marcus throws Dorien out and begins divorce proceedings. She's desperate to get hold of the evidence and enlists Sharon and Tracey's help - at least that way she might get a decent settlement. But there are far more surprises in store...

'Allo 'Allo!

It is 1941 and René, Edith, the Colonel, the Captain, Maria and Yvette are still stuck inside Normandy's Stalag Luft IV. Eventually Hans is flung over the fence, but escape methods must be found for the others - not to mention the genuine POWs, if possible!

Heavens Above!

1963 film starring Peter Sellers as a socially progressive vicar who is appointed by mistake to a wealthy parish.

Last Of The Summer Wine

When a worldly-wise old acquaintance of Alvin's makes an appearance, she proves to be just the woman to make Howard's life more complicated.

Sooty

Sooty bets Richard and Sweep that they can't spend the night in a haunted house. But in a bedroom full of creaking armour, hairy spiders and spooky paintings, will they be brave enough to stay?

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer is very excited by his new purchase. He calls on Bitzer to set up his new TV while he readies himself to watch life in 3D. To his surprise, it's more 3D than he could ever have imagined.

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

Monarch Of The Glen

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

Just A Minute

Junior Just A Minute, Episode 4: Nicholas Parsons and team captains Josie Lawrence and Jenny Éclair are joined by two young contestants each day to play the popular Radio 4 game Just a Minute.

Home To Roost

Henry Willows was divorced seven years ago when his wife took up with another man, and apart from the daily visits of his cleaning lady he has grown used to living alone. The sudden arrival of 17-year-old Matthew, one of his three long-estranged children, disturbs the quiet, orderly running of the home.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary feels on top of the world - the two loves of his life are happy and contented and his new shop is doing well - but, in his case, pride comes before several falls.

Are You Being Served?

Mrs. Slocombe is forced to retire from sales because of her age. She plots to stay at Grace Bros. in any capacity possible, while the rest of the staff plot to do-in her successor.

Second Thoughts

Richard and Liza's affair causes chaos in the office.

'Allo 'Allo!

The British Airmen have been arrested, and Michelle fears that they could reveal Nighthawk's identity under interrogation, so orders a daring rescue plan to take place in the dead of night.

I'll Fly You For A Quid

Comedy pilot starring Ronnie Barker. A Welsh family mad on gambling try to find a winning betting slip.

Beachcomber... By The Way

Life, according to Beachcomber.

The Upper Hand

Michael and Caroline's relationship reaches an inevitable conclusion. Charlie's position is far less obvious.

Bottom Knocker Street

A scrap metal dealer has his eyes set on Mister Moo Moo, and the kids have 24 hours to come up with a plan to save their beloved ice cream van.

Smelling Of Roses

Rosie and her team are asked to organise a food fair by the formidable Lord Pickton.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Barry's competition prize proves a problem - for everyone who helps to get rid of it.

Bottom Knocker Street

Councillor Cowdrey is attracted by a reward offered for stopping the national brain drain.

Terry Pratchett's Night Watch

Commander Sam Vimes has little time left to undo the harm done by his arch-enemy Carcer before coming back to his present.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The annual parade to celebrate a famous battle takes place. What could possibly go wrong?

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney meets an upper-crust young lady selling paintings down the market and they instantly hit it off. However, when Del finds out that she's Lady Victoria of Malebury, whose father is a cousin of the Queen, he begins to plot the couple's wedding.

Birds Of A Feather

After discovering his wife's most recent affair, Marcus throws Dorien out and begins divorce proceedings. She's desperate to get hold of the evidence and enlists Sharon and Tracey's help - at least that way she might get a decent settlement. But there are far more surprises in store...

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.4, A Box in Town: Albert hinders Harold's romantic endeavours.

The Betty Witherspoon Show

Episode 2: Ted Ray, Kenneth Williams and Miriam Margolyes with quick-fire sketches and a rollicking trip to Rasputin's Russia.

Fawlty Towers

A group of guests arriving at the hotel in preparation for a nearby wedding raise Basil's anger levels when he mistakes them for swingers and sex addicts.

The Royle Family

A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom writtena nd co-starring Caroline Aherne and Craig Cash.

Live At The Apollo

Deadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

QI

With Phill Jupitus, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe.

Not Going Out

When Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can't beat them he should join them.

Kerry's List

In this fourth episode, Kerry's List involves changing sheets, buying a kids book on where babies come from, getting her roots done, learn to knit, not drifting off, reading a classic and dusting the plants.

Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive

Recorded at the Pleasance Theatre at the Edinburgh Festival. The Olympics, bad names for restaurants and lads' mags were amongst the topics on discussion.

With Robin Ince, Lucy Porter and Matt Kirshen.

Not Going Out

Lee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Jack Dee, musician Example, Jerry Springer and Roisin Conaty.

The Bleak Old Shop Of Stuff

Reduced to poverty and gin addiction Jedrington is at his lowest ebb, until his loyal and true servant Servegood restores him to sobriety by the gentle application of a massive cudgel.

Blue Jam

There is an issue with genitals, Chris Morris talks about conceptual art and we witness some terrible acupuncture.

Moone Boy

Back in the summer, Martin and Padraic started building a raft. They planned to sail down the river into town, buy ice cream and frolic in the water. But now it's October and the raft still isn't quite finished. So instead, they'll make it a Halloween ghost ship.

Live At The Apollo

BAFTA-nominated actor and comedian Rob Brydon hosts. The special guests are funny lady Sarah Millican and Ireland's very own Jason Byrne.

Blackadder

It is St. Juniper's Day and the King strips Edmund of his title and duties in Edinburgh; fleeing the castle in rage, The Black Adder sets about creating the most fearsome band of Knights ever known in order to take the throne and rule the Kingdom.

Terry Pratchett's Night Watch

Commander Sam Vimes has little time left to undo the harm done by his arch-enemy Carcer before coming back to his present.

Brüno

Prank comedy film starring Sacha Baron Cohen as a disgraced gay Austrian fashion journalist seeking fame and fortune in the US of A.

Birds Of A Feather

Darryl and Chris are finally released; whilst Chris is immediately run over, Darryl is left unamused by the changes in Sharon's life. And after a night out with the boys, she's distraught to find a massive wadge of cash in his pocket...

Dave's One Night Stand

Britain's funniest Milton, Milton Jones, performs from his hometown of Richmond. Joining him is Jason Cook, James Acaster and Chris Stokes.

The Royle Family

A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom writtena nd co-starring Caroline Aherne and Craig Cash.

Pramface

Laura is finding it hard to live with her dad, especially when he starts dating a girl her age. Jamie gets a job as a painter/decorator but is horrified when he realises it's not his DIY skills the boss is interested in. Meanwhile Keith and Sandra discover it's hard to get rid of frozen lobsters.

Not Going Out

When Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can't beat them he should join them.

Not Going Out

Lee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?

The Bleak Old Shop Of Stuff

Reduced to poverty and gin addiction Jedrington is at his lowest ebb, until his loyal and true servant Servegood restores him to sobriety by the gentle application of a massive cudgel.

Monarch Of The Glen

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

Coming Alive

Episode 4, Plumbing the Depths: Ex-convict Terry is challenged to bring neighbourhood talent to the community centre.

The Last Leg

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker take on some of the finest Paralympian athletes at a game of Wheelchair Curling. With studio guest Richard Ayoade.

Duty Free

The Pearces are back in Spain, but Amy has a feeling of déjà vu and she's suspicious!

The Midnight Beast

Stef stays up all night editing a rubbish animated video for their new track Booty Call. Meanwhile, Dru miraculously gets a maintenance cheque from his long-estranged dad.

Paddy McGuinness Live

Patrick McGuinness performs a live show at Manchester's MEN.

Blackadder

It is St. Juniper's Day and the King strips Edmund of his title and duties in Edinburgh; fleeing the castle in rage, The Black Adder sets about creating the most fearsome band of Knights ever known in order to take the throne and rule the Kingdom.

Trevor's World Of Sport

Trevor battles against Sammy's 'casual' discussions with the press, potentially damaging the career of an already poor footballer.

Lee Kern's Celebrity Bedlam

In the penultimate episode, Kern looks at the topic of fame. Have celebrity egos got too big? How desperate are celebrities for fame?

Impractical Jokers

The jokers become the world's worst receptionists; lurk in a park trying to trade ridiculous secrets with passing strangers; give boardroom presentations that will cause them severe embarrassment; and visit the supermarket to try and hide as many pencils as they can on unsuspecting shoppers.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Jack Dee, musician Example, Jerry Springer and Roisin Conaty.

The Ricky Gervais Show

In this show, topics include Karl's thoughts on the importance of historic artefacts and how his book will be viewed in the future. Plus, the meaning of popular wartime expressions and what life must be like for a soldier's spouse.

Bluestone 42

When an unwelcome blast from Nick's past arrives, it throws him off his game, and has a dangerous effect on the rest of the team.

Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee

A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.

Beachcomber... By The Way

Life, according to Beachcomber.

Smelling Of Roses

Rosie and her team are asked to organise a food fair by the formidable Lord Pickton.