Schedule Thursday 6th March 2014
French Fields
Series 3, Episode 5 - Darling DaughtersHester's attempt to discipline Marie-Christine ends up involving the whole village when Monsieur Dax starts pulling strings. Meanwhile, Emma and Philip are planning a move to London.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 1Sensing Ann's tension, Paul helps Martin to let go of all the minutiae in his life by giving him and Ann a spot of therapy. The new Martin starts letting his friends down!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Great Un-EscapeWhilst the inhabitants of the nearby POW camp have been busy tunneling out, Fairfax and Carstairs are desperate to tunnel in. Helped by René, Edith and the rest of the resistance, they break through just as the tunnel is discovered by the Colonel and Captain; soon all are trapped inside the camp!
The Alan Davies Show
Episode 6 - Shipping and TruckingAlan goes on a date with an X-rated actress, while Peruvian Flu strikes at the Murray's newspaper offices.
Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 2 - Asking Out and First DatesJason looks at how to successfully ask someone out and the traps to be avoided when going on a first date.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 5 - Absent FriendsMainwaring is shocked to find that, in his absence, most of the platoon have not turned up for parade and are instead playing darts with the ARP Wardens. Things get worse when Mainwaring is called to help with the arrest of a member of the IRA.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 4 - It's A Sin To Tell A LieGary's best friend and printer Ron is having marriage problems and it seems that his latest batch of 40s currency won't pass the quality threshold. Or could there be another time-traveller on Gary's patch?
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Take It From Here
Pa Glum warns Ron about feeling jealous.
One Man's Meat
Comedy pilot starring and written by Ronnie Barker. A man is forced to go on a crash starvation diet by his wife.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Cavalier AttitudeAway from their model village, the duo tackle a civil war recreation.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 7Diana's developing and inspecting the photos from her helicopter trip with Tom. Meanwhile, local politician Mr Ferguson is hoping to secure the block wrinkly vote in the upcoming elections, and Geoffrey's planning a move that's a little too close for Tom's comfort.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 9 - The Second Husband And The ShowgirlsTruly learns that his former wife's new husband is coming to town.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 14 - Cow CapersRichard has high hopes of a promotion when he's asked to help out on a local farm. But when Sooty, Sweep and Soo go along to assist, they land him right in it. Guest starring Stu Francis.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 10 - All Of A FlorrieTruly finds out out what it's like when a flirtation from the past turns up with amorous intentions.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 1Sensing Ann's tension, Paul helps Martin to let go of all the minutiae in his life by giving him and Ann a spot of therapy. The new Martin starts letting his friends down!
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 5 - Absent FriendsMainwaring is shocked to find that, in his absence, most of the platoon have not turned up for parade and are instead playing darts with the ARP Wardens. Things get worse when Mainwaring is called to help with the arrest of a member of the IRA.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Victory For DemocracyFacing growing pressure from the White House, Jim hears word of potential trouble on the small Indian Ocean island of St. George's. With the Foreign Office unwilling to even reveal to the Foreign Secretary what exactly is going on, Hacker's left in a quandry.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 38 - History HomeworkThe kids learn at first hand about Christopher Columbus.
Take It From Here
Pa Glum warns Ron about feeling jealous.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 21 - The Treasure MapA treasure map creates excitement for the kids in Bottom Knocker Street.
Dani's House
Series 3, Episode 11 - ValentineDani is upset that she has no date for Valentine's Day, but Max is making loads of money delivering flowers and candy to love-struck clients via Ben dressed up as a cherub.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Longest NightWhile out shopping at Top-Buys, the Trotters are taken to the supermarket manager's office believing that they have won a prize. Instead, they are held hostage when an armed robbery goes wrong.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 4 - Tea For ThreeWhen a pretty niece of Trigger's arrives in the Nag's Head, Del and Rodney indulge in a little sibling rivalry in an effort to win her fair hand. One of them, however, ends up doing a spot of unscheduled hang-gliding.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 2 - Nearest And DearestWith Chris and Darryl due for release Sharon's patience with Dorien is running out. Dorien offers to take her out for the day leading to Sharon pretending her friend has died to get out of it. A stag night out causes Tracey to worry about Garth turning to crime.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Final CurtainBoycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 3 - CheersDarryl and Chris are finally released; whilst Chris is immediately run over, Darryl is left unamused by the changes in Sharon's life. And after a night out with the boys, she's distraught to find a massive wadge of cash in his pocket...
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Great Un-EscapeWhilst the inhabitants of the nearby POW camp have been busy tunneling out, Fairfax and Carstairs are desperate to tunnel in. Helped by René, Edith and the rest of the resistance, they break through just as the tunnel is discovered by the Colonel and Captain; soon all are trapped inside the camp!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 5 - All That Glitters Is Not ElvisWhen Alvin and Entwistle see Lance trying to convince his wife that Elvis is still alive, they feel a duty to help the King make an appearance.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 15 - The Rainy DayWith heavy rain closing the park and leaks in the caravan roof, Richard's spirits are certainly dampened. Can expert plumbers Sooty and Sweep solve the problem or is everybody in for a super soaking?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 4 - The GenieShaun dreams of a life in the fast-lane. When Shirley lands upon something that could make his wish come true he can't believe his luck. The only obstacle that stands in his way is the rest of the flock.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 2 - Déjà VuThe Pearces are back in Spain, but Amy has a feeling of déjà vu and she's suspicious!
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 1, Episode 5Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Are You Being Served?
Series 9, Episode 6 - Lost And FoundTiddles goes missing and the staff try to comfort a distraught Mrs. Slocombe. Unfortunately she misinterprets Mr. Humphries's gestures for something a bit more romantic...
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 4 - It's A Sin To Tell A LieGary's best friend and printer Ron is having marriage problems and it seems that his latest batch of 40s currency won't pass the quality threshold. Or could there be another time-traveller on Gary's patch?
French Fields
Series 3, Episode 6 - Hail And FarewellWilliam's made redundant as the recession begins to bite. Emma's pregnancy is also nearing full term, and Hester insists on a trip to London. Then they receive some worrying news on the phone from Chantal...
Diddy Movies
Series 2, Episode 3 - 2 Dimensions - A Rockumentary And Invasion2 Dimensions - A rockumentary charts the rise, fall and rise again of boy band 2 Dimensions. Also featuring Invasion! in which two different alien races invade Earth on the same day! They are set three challenges to see which race is worthy to rule over the planet.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Nouvion OarsAs the airmen continue to attempt their escape under an upturned bathtub, the river estuary suddenly becomes incredibly crowded.
Second Thoughts
Series 2, Episode 9 - Recipe for DisasterWhen Faith's old friends come to dinner, Bill flings himself into creating a culinary masterpiece.
One Man's Meat
Comedy pilot starring and written by Ronnie Barker. A man is forced to go on a crash starvation diet by his wife.
Roy
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Roy TrapRoy hears his parents arguing and worries that they may be separating. What he doesn't realise is that they are acting in a local play, directed by Mr Hammond. Roy has to intervene when he thinks Mr Hammond is falling in love with his mother.
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 9 - Welcome HomeCaroline's husband Michael turns up, expecting to resume his role as leader of the household and alpha-male, despite Caroline's intentions of divorce. Charlie soon finds himself in new employment.
The Ladykillers
Classic Ealing comedy starring Alec Guinness and Peter Sellers. A gang of robbers meet their match in a little old lady.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 39 - Voice Over ManThe street is plagued by the arrival of an escaped voice from a satellite computer.
The Alan Davies Show
Episode 6 - Shipping and TruckingAlan goes on a date with an X-rated actress, while Peruvian Flu strikes at the Murray's newspaper offices.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 9 - The Second Husband And The ShowgirlsTruly learns that his former wife's new husband is coming to town.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 22 - Election DayCouncillor Cowdrey is prepared to promise anything to be re-elected, with only Gobby the post box standing in his way.
Terry Pratchett's Night Watch
Episode 4Reliving the glorious revolution of his youth, Commander Sam Vimes also has to protect his younger self from arch-enemy Carcer.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 10 - All Of A FlorrieTruly finds out out what it's like when a flirtation from the past turns up with amorous intentions.
Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 3 - Dumping and ProposalsJason examines the difficulty of dumping someone and the perils of proposals.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 5 - Video NastyRodney has been commissioned to make a film by the Local Community Arts Centre. Unfortunately, Del and Mickey Pearce take over, and the expensive equipment is soon covering weddings and all sorts - and then there's the cast and sponsor list for his production...
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 3 - CheersDarryl and Chris are finally released; whilst Chris is immediately run over, Darryl is left unamused by the changes in Sharon's life. And after a night out with the boys, she's distraught to find a massive wadge of cash in his pocket...
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 5 - Absent FriendsMainwaring is shocked to find that, in his absence, most of the platoon have not turned up for parade and are instead playing darts with the ARP Wardens. Things get worse when Mainwaring is called to help with the arrest of a member of the IRA.
The Perfect Morecambe & Wise
Episode 1In this compilation, Eric and Ernie go back to 1963, John Thaw sends the pair on a dangerous mission, Vanessa Redgrave dances a mean fandango and Des O'Connor gets his own back.
Take It From Here
Pa Glum warns Ron about feeling jealous.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 5 - All That Glitters Is Not ElvisWhen Alvin and Entwistle see Lance trying to convince his wife that Elvis is still alive, they feel a duty to help the King make an appearance.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 4With Ann in hospital, Martin has to cope on his own. He decides to spring clean the house and stubbornly refuses the help of his friends - with disastrous results...
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Touch Of ClassIn his endless strive to improve the quality of Fawlty Towers, Basil places an advert in a high-society magazine, and soon has a Lord Melbury checking in - but all is not quite as it seems.
Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 1When Tom's hospitalised, Marion and Harvey are convinced he's on the way out. Unfortunately for them he's only had a relatively minor procedure. However, Diana talks Geoffrey into leaving his wife. Maybe once and for all?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 10, Episode 8 - You Can't Always Get What You WantWith a verdict due from Dorien's court case, Sharon and Tracey have a scary vision of the future. Are the birds destined to part?
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 1The five surviving Pythons reunite to reflect on their award-winning series and the ground-breaking films which changed the face of comedy forever.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Fashion ShowIt's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 7 - Homeless And HornyGaz can't get an erection. He's worried but won't tell Donna. She tells him she's a meeting with her fanciable personal tutor. Jonny realises he hasn't enough money to buy a drink. Louise cuts Janet's cigarette break short - literally!
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 2Jimmy, Sean and new team captain Jon Richardson are joined by Patsy Palmer, Jack Whitehall, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Joe Wilkinson.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 8Alun Cochrane is the guest Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile Russell Howard and Andy Parsons get Ed Byrne.
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 2When an unwelcome blast from Nick's past arrives, it throws him off his game, and has a dangerous effect on the rest of the team.
Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 2 - Asking Out and First DatesJason looks at how to successfully ask someone out and the traps to be avoided when going on a first date.
Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 10Guests facing fish snogging, bottom kneading, mouse trap jewellery and a foul-tasting century egg are Lawson's Ryan Fletcher, McFly's Dougie Poynter, comedian Mae Martin and former Sugababe Mutya Buena.
Fresh Meat
Series 3, Episode 1JP - now landlord - sets about luring freshers by infiltrating a university society. Josie, meanwhile, is now at Southampton and Kingsley in particular seems to miss her presence. Vod and Oregon are somewhat divided by a visitor.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Newsjack
Series 10, Episode 1Romesh Ranganathan hosts his first episode, as the topics include the debate over Scottish Independence, the results of the Oscars, and the troubles in Ukraine.
Edge Of Heaven
Episode 2After ditching Alfie at the altar, blonde bombshell Carly is back from her husband-free honeymoon with a brand new beau in tow.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 8 - Filthy BrunchingDonna brunches with her tutor Philip. Gaz, driven mad with jealousy, interrupts their meal. Meanwhile Louise makes a bad start at her new job by tinkering with Jonny's personal file.
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 3, Episode 1Brains v brawn! Clever clogs comic Dara O Briain returns with Marcus du Sautoy, Kevin Bridges and Peter Serafinowicz to subtract the tedium from maths and add multiples of fun.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 4Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan.
The Bleak Old Shop Of Stuff
Episode 2Stricken with grief at the apparent death of his wife, Jedrington begins to question the morality of his business empire until on Easter Eve he is visited by three terrifying ghostly rabbits who drive him over the edge of despair.
So Wrong It's Right
Series 2, Episode 1Charlie Brooker hosts the comedy panel show that celebrates glorious failure, with a team of three top comedians competing to supply the best 'wrong' answers and stories. With Rufus Hound, Holly Walsh and Mark Watson.
Rubbish
Series 2, Episode 4 - SurveillanceEpisode 2.4, Surveillance: Martin gets caught by his own CCTV and tannoy system for shaming litter offenders.
A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Out-takes - Unseen Vol 2The smash-hit sports panel shows runs into extra time with a special featuring never-before-seen footage.
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 2Olivier Laurence applies for the part of Macbeth; Dennis Waterman visits his agent for dinner; Ralph Burnett runs into his Lottery-winning neighbour.
Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 5 - Witchsmeller PursuivantA witchfinder is in the district around the castle after a spate of plague infections. Edmund is identified as the head witch, and immediately placed on trial...
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Terry Pratchett's Night Watch
Episode 4Reliving the glorious revolution of his youth, Commander Sam Vimes also has to protect his younger self from arch-enemy Carcer.
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 7 - Homeless And HornyGaz can't get an erection. He's worried but won't tell Donna. She tells him she's a meeting with her fanciable personal tutor. Jonny realises he hasn't enough money to buy a drink. Louise cuts Janet's cigarette break short - literally!
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 2When an unwelcome blast from Nick's past arrives, it throws him off his game, and has a dangerous effect on the rest of the team.
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 5 - Come Dine With WeAs a 'Personality Greeter' is added to the staff roster, and a busking saxophonist vies for Janine's affections, Ashley realises a lifelong ambition; while Jerwayne finds that race can still be a barrier to love.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 8 - Filthy BrunchingDonna brunches with her tutor Philip. Gaz, driven mad with jealousy, interrupts their meal. Meanwhile Louise makes a bad start at her new job by tinkering with Jonny's personal file.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 6Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Kevin Bridges and James Corden. Peter Serafinowicz is in the Countdown Corner.
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 6 - Revenge Of The RazzFeeling sidelined and unloved, Christopher is offered a new sales job by headhunter Dean Bisk, while Ashley and Jerwayne find themselves drafted into Razz Prince's Elite Selling Krew. Is this the end for PhoneShop Sutton as we know it?
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 8Alun Cochrane is the guest Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile Russell Howard and Andy Parsons get Ed Byrne.
The Bleak Old Shop Of Stuff
Episode 2Stricken with grief at the apparent death of his wife, Jedrington begins to question the morality of his business empire until on Easter Eve he is visited by three terrifying ghostly rabbits who drive him over the edge of despair.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 1, Episode 5Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Impractical Jokers
Series 2, Episode 2The jokers become the world's worst receptionists; lurk in a park trying to trade ridiculous secrets with passing strangers; give boardroom presentations that will cause them severe embarrassment; and visit the supermarket to try and hide as many pencils as they can on unsuspecting shoppers.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Cavalier AttitudeAway from their model village, the duo tackle a civil war recreation.
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 1The fast-talking comedy panel game returns with Sean Lock in the chair and new team captains Robert Webb and Seann Walsh. Seann's joined by Russell Kane and Robert by Jimmy Carr.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 4With Ann in hospital, Martin has to cope on his own. He decides to spring clean the house and stubbornly refuses the help of his friends - with disastrous results...
My Mad Fat Diary
Series 2, Episode 3 - Chapter 3: GirlsAfter dumping Finn, Rae feels lonely in college and struggles to make friends. When the chance comes to be a part of the cool gang, she has to decide how far she'll go to fit in. Meanwhile, Archie is firmly back in the closet, which infuriates Rae - can she really be friends with someone so fake?
Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 5 - Witchsmeller PursuivantA witchfinder is in the district around the castle after a spate of plague infections. Edmund is identified as the head witch, and immediately placed on trial...
Pramface
Series 3, Episode 2 - Tinker, Tiger, LobsterLaura is finding it hard to live with her dad, especially when he starts dating a girl her age. Jamie gets a job as a painter/decorator but is horrified when he realises it's not his DIY skills the boss is interested in. Meanwhile Keith and Sandra discover it's hard to get rid of frozen lobsters.
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 2Chris Ramsey and Jack Whitehall join Robert Webb, Seann Walsh and Sean Lock. Play along online via the Dave website.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Fresh Meat
Series 3, Episode 1JP - now landlord - sets about luring freshers by infiltrating a university society. Josie, meanwhile, is now at Southampton and Kingsley in particular seems to miss her presence. Vod and Oregon are somewhat divided by a visitor.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 1The five surviving Pythons reunite to reflect on their award-winning series and the ground-breaking films which changed the face of comedy forever.
The Alan Davies Show
Episode 6 - Shipping and TruckingAlan goes on a date with an X-rated actress, while Peruvian Flu strikes at the Murray's newspaper offices.