Schedule Thursday 27th February 2014
6am
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French Fields
Series 2, Episode 6 - Double Or QuitWilliam finally appears to have made friends with Monsieur Dax - by beating him in a boules match and getting riotously drunk! However, the auction on the house is fast approaching, and Hester worries their budget is not large enough.
6:05am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 2Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...
6:35am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 2, Episode 8The last episode in the series featured more of Kilroy's introductions, a criminal horse on Emmerdale and cramp on The Bill.
7am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Nicked KnockwurstWhen the Communist Resistance hold Herr Flick's sausage ransom, a plan is concocted for René to buy it from them. Of course, they'd all be better off going in disguise...
7am
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7:30am
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Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 1 - Best Man Speeches and WeddingsJason and his team examine the pitfalls of making best man speeches and give advice on how to make a wedding memorable.
7:45am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
8am
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 4 - Keep Young And BeautifulIt is proposed that older members of the Home Guard should join the ARP while younger members of the ARP join the Home Guard. It looks like most of Mainwaring's men could be in the firing line.
8:25am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 8 - Nice Work If You Can Get ItGary's new career as a 1940s entertainer is taking off, as is his trade in wartime 78s. But can he take the strain of two opening nights in two different eras?
8:30am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
8:30am
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Take It From Here
Eth dithers over her wedding dress in The Glums.
9am
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Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Fete Worse Than DeathThe duo's plan for a model village son et lumiere display goes awry.
9:05am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 9Having lost out in a floral display competition, Hyacinth sets her sights on a new car and soon has Richard on a Rolls-Royce test drive.
9:30am
(repeat)
Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue
Series 1, Episode 6 - CrisesThe sofa-bound presenters tackle crises and reveal the popularity of sex.
9:40am30 min
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 2, Episode 4 - Dance CrazeJohnny and Inel decide to try and come up with a viral dance craze. Akai comes into the studio to give them some tips and ends up giving Johnny an electric shock.
9:50am
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Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 2Facing yet another boring day at Bayview, Tom and Diana take advantage of the sports car her neice has left there whilst on holiday, and tear up the south coast from Bournemouth to Brighton.
10:05am
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Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 9 - Witch WorldDani and Jimmy each defend their branch of the family tree when a misunderstanding with local busy-body Mrs Crankett digs up an old witch legend of Bogmoor.
10:15am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?
10:25am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 9 - Sadly, Madly, BradleyClegg and Truly attempt to amuse Billy, who is burdened by his humourless brother-in-law.
11:05am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 10 - It All Began With A Volvo HeadlampA heartbroken Kevin asks for help in finding a lonely spot to be alone.
11:05am
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All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 12 - ChipsRoy comes to visit, and Charlie embarks on a catering venture in hope of making some money.
11:45am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 2Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...
12pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 4 - Keep Young And BeautifulIt is proposed that older members of the Home Guard should join the ARP while younger members of the ARP join the Home Guard. It looks like most of Mainwaring's men could be in the firing line.
12:25pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
12:25pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 42 - Wizard's BeardBilly finds a beard on the floor after the wizards have run by on their annual marathon.
12:30pm
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Take It From Here
Eth dithers over her wedding dress in The Glums.
12:40pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 48 - King CowdreyCouncillor Cowdrey's too good to be true brother arrives in town. It appears he is now a king.
1pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
1:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the sitcom starring Lesley Joseph, Pauline Quirke] and Linda Robson.
1:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hole In OneIn the middle of the worst, wettest winter in memory, all the brothers have to flog is sun-tan lotion. Things are looking grim until Uncle Albert falls down the cellar hatch at the Nag's Head: a big compensation package could set them up nicely. Unfortunately, Del's unaware of Albert's past...
2:15pm45 min
Pixie Juice
Comic Radio 4 play about sight, insight and magic.
2:25pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 2, Episode 8The last episode in the series featured more of Kilroy's introductions, a criminal horse on Emmerdale and cramp on The Bill.
2:55pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Nicked KnockwurstWhen the Communist Resistance hold Herr Flick's sausage ransom, a plan is concocted for René to buy it from them. Of course, they'd all be better off going in disguise...
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 8 - Must Be A Good DancerSmiler's non-dancing policy comes between him and the woman of his dreams.
3:20pm
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 10 - The Fancy Dress PartyWhen Sooty's magic powder falls in the costume box, the gang end up with real super powers. Can they save the fancy dress competition, or will the evil Barrie Bonkers bring it to a sticky end? Guest starring Shaun Williamson.
3:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
3:50pm7 min
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 19 - Phoney FarmerThe Farmer is off on holiday, confident he's left the farm in safe hands. However, the animals quickly learn his replacement is only interested in looking after himself. Dismayed and hungry, they decide he has to go.
4:20pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 8 - Nice Work If You Can Get ItGary's new career as a 1940s entertainer is taking off, as is his trade in wartime 78s. But can he take the strain of two opening nights in two different eras?
4:20pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 9, Episode 1 - The Sweet Smell Of SuccessMrs. Slocombe wants to hawk her homemade perfume during store hours, but first she must convince Management that her perfume will be a success.
4:25pm
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French Fields
Series 3, Episode 1 - French With TearsA visit from Emma and Peter is made rather awkward as the pair are not speaking, and Hester's fiscal irresponsibility comes back to haunt the Fields when cheques begin to bounce.
4:45pm
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Please Sir!
Movie spin-off from the popular TV sitcom, in which teacher Bernard Hedges takes troublesome class 5C to a holiday camp.
4:50pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 23 - An Enigma VariationWhen the paintings are hidden inside a hollowed-out statue that is then requisitioned by the General, it falls on René and co to infiltrate one of Klinkerhoffen's parties and snatch them back.
4:55pm
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Second Thoughts
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Rhythm of StrifeFaith is unhappy when Bill sells his old flat to Liza, and Bill is equally upset to be called Mr Greyshott - Faith's former married name.
5pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 9Having lost out in a floral display competition, Hyacinth sets her sights on a new car and soon has Richard on a Rolls-Royce test drive.
5pm30 min
Roy
Series 3, Episode 6 - Super Size RoyRoy creates havoc when he uses a class project to sell advertising space in his cartoon thought bubbles. Roy gets all the ads mixed up in his head, resulting in a toe-nail burger that chases his class and teachers through the school. How can Roy convince his class to chip in and help him get out of this pickle?
5pm
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Capital Gains
Series 2, Episode 4 - Political CapitalAt last Julius Hutch has the answer, but is it too late? If a desperate mission succeeds, Julius can make his first speech in Parliament.
5:25pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Old Girl NetworkAn old schoolfriend of Caroline's invites herself to stay during an upcoming reunion, and promptly takes a shine to Charlie.
5:25pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 45 - One With The NightA thief is on the loose. The Dark Shadow appears from nowhere to track him down - but could it be they are one and the same person?
5:30pm
(repeat)
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 9 - Sadly, Madly, BradleyClegg and Truly attempt to amuse Billy, who is burdened by his humourless brother-in-law.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Childrens' comedy series about four kids who dream of turning a nearby patch of waste ground into a city farm.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 10 - It All Began With A Volvo HeadlampA heartbroken Kevin asks for help in finding a lonely spot to be alone.
6:30pm30 min
Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 2 - Asking Out and First DatesJason looks at how to successfully ask someone out and the traps to be avoided when going on a first date.
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 4 - It's Only Rock And RollRodney's joined a band (on drums), and really believes that they could be the next big thing. Del's not so convinced, but, spying an opportunity to make a few bob, offers to act as their manager. Their first gig doesn't go well at all, but which one of the brothers will be proved right?
7pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 10 - Business Is BusinessSharon decides that she wants to sell the café and set up a new swimming pool business with Tracey. Dorien wants her to accept a mystery buyer found by her husband, but Chris wants her to sell to someone in the Greek community...
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 4 - Keep Young And BeautifulIt is proposed that older members of the Home Guard should join the ARP while younger members of the ARP join the Home Guard. It looks like most of Mainwaring's men could be in the firing line.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Eth dithers over her wedding dress in The Glums.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sleeping Dogs LieWhen Boycie and Marlene fly off on holiday, Del and Rodney assume the mantle of dog-sitters. Rodney's convinced that Albert's brought his run of bad luck to the flat when 'little' Dukey appears comatose; what'll Marlene say if they've killed her beloved dog?
7:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 8 - Must Be A Good DancerSmiler's non-dancing policy comes between him and the woman of his dreams.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8pm
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 3Martin is put in a difficult situation at his own dinner party. He has to use all his powers of discretion in order to tell Paul that his wife has arrived. Not only did no one know he was married but he's sat in his living room with another girl.
8:20pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
8:20pm
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Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 7Harvey's on the verge of a complete nervous breakdown, convinced he's losing his hair. Diana, meanwhile, is on the warpath after discovering that an art class has been cut by the local council.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the sitcom starring and co-written by Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9pm30 min
Nixon's The One
Episode 5 - TVNixon's obsession with the power of the media comes to light as he speaks to special counsel Charles Colson.
9:30pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Camping TripWill decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.
10pm
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10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Special - Jubilee Special8 Out Of 10 Cats is all pomp and ceremony as it celebrates the Queen's Diamond Jubilee in its own inimitable style. With guests Jennie Bond, Miles Jupp, Chris Kamara and Sarah Millican.
10pm
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Mock The Week Looks Back At...
Episode 3 - EducationHighlights include some of the many voices of Micky Flanagan, teaching insight from Greg Davies and one of Hugh Dennis's greatest Prince Philip newsreels.
10pm55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 5Damian Lewis hosts, with guest panellists Nigel Farage MEP and Harry Shearer.
10pm30 min
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 1Nick regrets showing off to his new number 2, Towerblock. Simon and Bird come to blows over a special book belonging to the Lt Colonel.
10pm
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Jason Cook's School Of Hard Knocks
Episode 1 - Best Man Speeches and WeddingsJason and his team examine the pitfalls of making best man speeches and give advice on how to make a wedding memorable.
10pm30 min
Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 9Guests facing painful Lego shoes, a bull cocktail and ice cold karaoke are Big Brother winners Josie Gibson and Rylan Clark, Emmerdale actress Natalie Anderson and comedian Matt Richardson.
10pm30 min
The Midnight Beast
Series 2, Episode 6 - Quiz Night BeastJust as The Midnight Beast are finally settled into their new jobs at the Bingo Hall, owner Sylvia declares that she can't pay the rent.
10:20pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
10:30pm
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Creme De La Crime
Series 1, Episode 5 - Heist SocietyMichael Feydeau and David Pershore recall some 1960s cunning villainy.
10:30pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 6 - Reynholm vs ReynholmDouglas finds marriage agrees with him - for all of two weeks. He's then in court - defending himself - with the help of Jen, Roy, Moss and others.
10:45pm
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The Consultants
Episode 4: The team wonder why so many men went to 'mow a meadow'.
10:45pm
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Edge Of Heaven
Episode 1Margate lad Alfie gets an unwelcome surprise at the altar. Turns out fiancé Carly's had second thoughts, brought about by a randy snog on her hen night. Single for the first time since he was sixteen, Alfie's life is about to change forever - unless he can win Carly back...
10:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 2Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by American comic Hannibal Buress, The Voice reject Sam Buttery, actor Stephen Mangan and Canada's Katherine Ryan.
10:55pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 2Mark Watson joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Jo Caulfield joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
11pm
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Brian Gulliver's Travels
Series 1, Episode 6 - JampoaThis week Brian recounts his travels in the country of Jampoa, where the currency is fame and schmoozing is an art form.
11pm
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Rubbish
Series 2, Episode 3 - RantEpisode 2.3, Rant: Local government worker Martin attempts a sponsored walk and upsets some Bronte fans.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 3Featuring appearances from actor and comedian Johnny Vegas, Sky Sports presenter Charlotte Jackson and former Spurs manager Harry Redknapp, no doubt looking forward to a bit of father-son time with Jamie.
11:30pm
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 12 - Job SecurityTonight Henning Wehn is joined by Simon Munnery, Maeve Higgins, Phil Nichol and Boothby Graffoe, with interviews from Stewart Lee.
11:30pm
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Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Schoolgirl Vicky Pollard visits the doctor, Father Peter officiates at a funeral and Marjorie Dawes visits her mother in hospital.
11:35pm60 min version (repeat)
12:15am
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Brian Pern
The Life Of Rock With Brian Pern, Episode 3 - Part Three: Death Of RockBrian looks at drugs, scandal and the death of rock.
12:20am
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the sitcom starring and co-written by Ruth Jones and James Corden.
12:30am
(repeat)
Nixon's The One
Episode 5 - TVNixon's obsession with the power of the media comes to light as he speaks to special counsel Charles Colson.
12:30am60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 1 - Jason Manford and Michael McIntyreNorthern funny man Jason Manford acts as host, and the comedy sensation of 2009, Michael McIntyre, is his very special guest.
12:30am
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Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 1Nick regrets showing off to his new number 2, Towerblock. Simon and Bird come to blows over a special book belonging to the Lt Colonel.
12:35am
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The Likely Lads
Bob discovers that Terry is co-habiting with a Finnish beauty called Christina.
12:40am
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PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 3 - The SleepymanWhilst a blast from Janine's past forces Christopher into a very uncomfortable position, and Jerwayne feels the wrath of his ex-girlfriend, Lance tries to take full advantage of PhoneShop Sutton's newfound fame.
1:10am
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PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 4 - WhatheatherWhen Christopher comes into some money, cash-strapped Lance can't believe his good luck - things must be on the up. They aren't, and Lance is forced into aiding and abetting Jez's latest charity scam. Meanwhile Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to use their sales techniques as tools of seduction.
1:30am45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 5Damian Lewis hosts, with guest panellists Nigel Farage MEP and Harry Shearer.
2am
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Live At The Electric
Series 3, Episode 7Two Episodes of Mash spot a familiar looking face in the crowd; Marcel Lucont delivers another tale of coming of age en France; and Sharonetti and Elanio scheme up a sticky end for Daveutio in The Only Way Is Shakespeare.
2am
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Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Fete Worse Than DeathThe duo's plan for a model village son et lumiere display goes awry.
2:15am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 2Mark Watson joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Jo Caulfield joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
2:25am
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 3Martin is put in a difficult situation at his own dinner party. He has to use all his powers of discretion in order to tell Paul that his wife has arrived. Not only did no one know he was married but he's sat in his living room with another girl.
2:30am
(repeat)
Rev.
Series 1, Episode 6After a terrible review of one of his sermons on a Christian website, Adam has a crisis of faith.
2:30am
(repeat)
Live At The Electric
Series 3, Episode 8Russell Kane encounters trouble in paradise; the prime minister finds himself distracted from a world crisis in WitTank: The Situation Room; and backstage crew members Totally Tom finally end up front of stage.
2:30am
(repeat)
Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue
Series 1, Episode 6 - CrisesThe sofa-bound presenters tackle crises and reveal the popularity of sex.
2:30am
(repeat)
My Mad Fat Diary
Series 2, Episode 2 - Chapter 2: RadarThe long hot summer is over and Rae is starting her first year at Sixth Form College.
2:40am
(repeat)
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 12 - Job SecurityTonight Henning Wehn is joined by Simon Munnery, Maeve Higgins, Phil Nichol and Boothby Graffoe, with interviews from Stewart Lee.
3am
(repeat)
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
3:20am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 6 - Reynholm vs ReynholmDouglas finds marriage agrees with him - for all of two weeks. He's then in court - defending himself - with the help of Jen, Roy, Moss and others.
3:30am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:35am
(repeat)
Carpool
Episode 1 - Jason Manford & Rufus HoundJason Manford and Argumental's Rufus Hound climb into the passenger seat of Robert Llewellyn's car for a grilling.
5am
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Capital Gains
Series 2, Episode 4 - Political CapitalAt last Julius Hutch has the answer, but is it too late? If a desperate mission succeeds, Julius can make his first speech in Parliament.
5:30am
(repeat)