Schedule for 17th February 2014 (full list)

6am (repeat)

French Fields

Series 1, Episode 4 - Où Est La Plumber De Ma Tante?

The Fields get off to a slightly raw start in their new French home when Hester wakes up particularly early and discovers that there's no running water. William, meanwhile, experiences a rather rude clash between English and French work cultures.

6am (repeat)

Tommy Cooper

Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.

6:15am (repeat)

Ever Decreasing Circles

Series 2, Episode 1

When Martin invites old Mrs Beardsmore round for tea, Ann is horrified to see him return with a minibus full of her friends from the old people's home. He's determined to give the entire group a good day - preferably without Paul's help.

6:45am (repeat)

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Series 1, Episode 6

Harry goes to Television Centre with plans to steal the clips of EastEnders that the TV Burp team have been denied so far. Plus, Harry notes the lack of effort that's gone into the Christmas decorations at Sun Hill Police Station.

7am (repeat)

Carpool

Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.

7am (repeat)

One Foot In The Grave

Episode 2 - Timeless Time

Victor's insomnia keeps wife Margaret awake. Adapted from TV.

7:10am (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's Colonel

Angered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.

7:30am (repeat)

Just A Minute

Series 68, Episode 1

Gyles Brandreth, Tony Hawks, Fi Glover and Paul Merton try to talk for 60 seconds on subjects including why geese fly in a v formation and listening to Radio 4.

7:50am (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

8am (repeat)

Round The Horne

Episode 4.13: Five Go Mad in Ancient Rome, plus Kenneth Horne discovers Julian and Sandy are multi-lingual.

8:30am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 1, Episode 6 - In The Mood

Yvonne delivers an ultimatum to Gary, but Ron makes him an offer he can't refuse. Will he return to 1940, and if he does, will he ever come back to the 1990s?

8:30am (repeat)

Timmy Time

Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

8:30am (repeat)

The Navy Lark

Series 9, Episode 16 - Cuthbert Joins The Navy

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

9am (repeat)

Bleak Expectations

Series 2, Episode 3 - A Recovery All Made Miserable

Young Pip is nursed back to health by the Reverend Fecund and his hideously ugly daughter Ripley.

9:10am (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Series 5, Episode 1

Hyacinth gets more than she bargained for on a senior citizens' daytrip to the seaside.

9:30am (repeat)

When The Dog Dies

Series 1, Episode 4 - Portrait Of The Artist As An Old Man

Sandy's daughter Ellie is an artist but he's never liked her work. The trouble is that she never sells anything - until Sandy buys a canvas anonymously.

9:50am (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 7, Episode 6 - The Italian Job

An exchange student from Italy causes ructions in the Porter household. Bill's just about at the end of her teather, but there could be more at stake than she realises.

10:05am (repeat)

Dani's Castle

Series 1, Episode 1 - The Castle

Dani inherits a castle in Ireland from a long-lost aunt, but gets more than she bargained for when she arrives.

10:30am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 22, Episode 3 - The Missing Bus Of Mrs Avery

The ladies hire a minibus to take them on a picnic, which becomes more a mystery tour.

11:05am (repeat)

All At Sea

Series 1, Episode 4 - Alien

Charlie comes up with an out of this world plan to make his homework easier with some extra-terrestrial help. But when an unusual guest arrives at the B and B Charlie starts to wonder whether asking aliens for help was really such a good idea...

11:10am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 22, Episode 4 - Hey, Big Vendor

Wesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.

11:30am
30 min

In And Out Of The Kitchen

Series 3, Episode 3 - The After-Dinner

Damien's mother comes to stay unexpectedly and soon sets about reordering the house, thereby forcing Damien to seek respite away by taking on an after-dinner speaking engagement.

11:50am (repeat)

Ever Decreasing Circles

Series 2, Episode 1

When Martin invites old Mrs Beardsmore round for tea, Ann is horrified to see him return with a minibus full of her friends from the old people's home. He's determined to give the entire group a good day - preferably without Paul's help.

12pm (repeat)

Round The Horne

Episode 4.13: Five Go Mad in Ancient Rome, plus Kenneth Horne discovers Julian and Sandy are multi-lingual.

12:30pm (repeat)

dinnerladies

Series 2, Episode 1 - Catering

It's Friday 9th April 1999, the date to conceive a 'millennium baby'. Whilst Tony attempts to humour a rather dim-witted work-experience girl, Bren's main concern is having workmen in to paint the canteen without closing for the duration.

12:30pm (repeat)

The Navy Lark

Series 9, Episode 16 - Cuthbert Joins The Navy

Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.

1pm (repeat)

Bottom Knocker Street

A selection of episodes of the surreal children's comedy starring Phill Jupitus.

1:10pm (repeat)

The Green Green Grass

Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow Talk

Boycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.

1:50pm (repeat)

The Green Green Grass

Series 1, Episode 6 - Sex And The Country

Marlene discovers the farmhands concocting a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and manages to sneak a dose into husband Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make-up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girlfriend - until it transpires she's also his teacher.

2pm (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 5, Episode 12 - All Gone Pear Shaped

Sharon is still in love with her boyfriend, Colin, and she plucks up the courage to tell her husband. However, she refrains from telling him that Colin is a policeman.

2:15pm
45 min

When The Laughter Stops

Comedy drama about two UK-based comedians returning to Africa. Stars real-life stand-ups Daliso Chaponda and Ava Vidal.

2:30pm (repeat)

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Series 1, Episode 6

Harry goes to Television Centre with plans to steal the clips of EastEnders that the TV Burp team have been denied so far. Plus, Harry notes the lack of effort that's gone into the Christmas decorations at Sun Hill Police Station.

2:40pm (repeat)

Jam & Jerusalem

A comedy drama about the members of a Women's Guild in a small West Country village called Clatterford.

3pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's Colonel

Angered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.

3:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 27, Christmas Special - A Tale Of Two Sweaters

Howard finds himself in deep water when he is given jumpers from both Pearl and Marina for Christmas.

3:40pm (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

3:50pm
7 min

Shaun The Sheep

Series 4, Episode 11 - The Looney Tic

Everyone is settling down for a relaxed night on the farm, when Bitzer begins to act very strangely - he just can't sit still. When his peculiar behaviour starts spreading around the flock, Shaun decides he must find out what is causing it.

4:15pm (repeat)

French Fields

Series 1, Episode 5 - Who's Been Eating My Porridge?

Still none-too-keen on the idea of William returning for lunch each day, Hester's determined to send him to the office with sandwiches. Meanwhile, back at the house, Madame Remoleux is proving worse than useless, but Hester's determined to serve up a proper English meal for a dinner party.

4:20pm (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 1, Episode 6 - In The Mood

Yvonne delivers an ultimatum to Gary, but Ron makes him an offer he can't refuse. Will he return to 1940, and if he does, will he ever come back to the 1990s?

4:50pm (repeat)

Second Thoughts

Series 1, Episode 3 - Night of Moves

Bill and Faith plan to spend their first night of passion under Faith's roof.

5pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Series 5, Episode 1

Hyacinth gets more than she bargained for on a senior citizens' daytrip to the seaside.

5pm (repeat)

My Phone Genie

Episode 7 - Cheat

When Jaz wishes for help with her school project Gene downloads a cheat application for her which makes Jaz cheat at everything.

5pm (repeat)

At Home With Hinge And Bracket

Episode 5

Theatre star Evelyn Laye joins the ladies for songs and conversation.

5:20pm (repeat)

George & Mildred

Series 5, Episode 3 - The Last Straw

Following her latest social failing, Mildred considers emigrating to Australia. Jeffrey is only too delighted to put aside his lamp-post campaign and help out in the process, but is George as keen, and will Australia want them?

5:25pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

5:30pm (repeat)

One Foot In The Grave

Episode 2 - Timeless Time

Victor's insomnia keeps wife Margaret awake. Adapted from TV.

5:40pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 22, Episode 3 - The Missing Bus Of Mrs Avery

The ladies hire a minibus to take them on a picnic, which becomes more a mystery tour.

6:20pm (repeat)