Schedule Thursday 12th December 2013
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 8 - BathSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Man About The House
Series 4, Episode 4 - Never Give Your Real NameLarry's philandering looks set to cause him real trouble when one of his girlfriends fears she's pregnant. Unfortunately for Robin, he never gives out his real name...
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Bookcases
Episode 2, Gone for a Burton: 1855 - Primus's latest publishing coup is an explorer, but he seems to have lost his way.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things Aren't Simple Any MoreAfter Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.
The Secret World
Series 4, Episode 2Sean Connery, Griff Rhys Jones, Pam Ayres, Kirsty Young and Peter Sallis all have one thing in common. They enjoy nothing more than coming together every week or so for a bit of bare knuckle fighting.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 13 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him in the form of pigeons. But surely a massive drop in the pigeon population in Trafalgar Square cannot go unnoticed?
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Guru Of SurbitonTwo students spend a week at the Good household, helping Tom and Barbara with the chores and observing their way of life. Guy and Ruth soon decide to establish a self-sufficiency commune, of which Tom will be patriarch. He is less keen, but they're insistent. At least at first...
Take It From Here
Frank Muir and Denis Norden's classic comedy, with the debut of the Glums family with Pa, Ron and Eth.
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 12 - Girltastic, Part 1A journalist from a major teen magazine comes to visit to see if Sadie is good enough to be Tweenager of the Year.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Black HandAce detectives Secret Sooty and Agent Bone take on their arch enemy the Black Hand. Can they stop his dastardly plans, or will his exploding beans get the better of them? Guest starring Joe Pasquale.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Christmas Special - A Musical Passing For A Miserable MuscroftIn a seasonal special marking the return to the show of Kathy Staff and Norman Wisdom, Billy Ingleton restores a fairground organ.
Hazelbeach
Series 1, Episode 3Ronnie organises a trip to the races, and Nick makes a startling discovery about the true nature of friendship.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 10 - Sooty Of The Seven SeasSooty and Sweep want to be pirates and, with a lick of paint and a new mast, the SS Sooty is soon ready to sail. But can they defeat the fearsome pirate of the lake?
HR
Series 2, Episode 1 - GassingSam is battling retirement blues with a part-time job working for the Saviours, manning telephone lines to help those in distress. His first client of the day is of course Peter, in distress about their faulty boiler.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Christmas Special - CrumsCompo, Clegg and Seymour, dressed as Father Christmasses, can't understand why they are so unsuccessful collecting for the church social. Then, a chance sighting of a fourth Father Christmas provides a clue...
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things Aren't Simple Any MoreAfter Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 13 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him in the form of pigeons. But surely a massive drop in the pigeon population in Trafalgar Square cannot go unnoticed?
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 11 - BridezillaLove is in the air at Hotel Trubble. Dolly is sure Mr Trubble is going to propose, and has entered the Wedding of the Year competition. Can the staff put on a spectacular wedding and win the massive cash prize?
Carry On Teacher
A group of school children try to stop their mild-mannered headmaster leaving.
Take It From Here
Frank Muir and Denis Norden's classic comedy, with the debut of the Glums family with Pa, Ron and Eth.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 3 - Monster In A BoxHaggis is depressed and no one knows why. A therapist says he needs a father figure so Nick reluctantly steps into the role. But when Nick starts to enjoy his time with his new monster son, Eddie and the other monsters start to get jealous.
Keeping Up Appearances
1994 Christmas SpecialHyacinth is plagued by problems in this special extended episode. While busy planning a new kitchen she is told that there is someone else in father's bed. Then she learns that Richard has gone down with a fungal infection.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 12 - Now That's MagicDigby and Hacker are forced by editor Max to take part in a local fun run but how will they win the race if they cannot reach the starting line?
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 39 - Voice Over ManThe street is plagued by the arrival of an escaped voice from a satellite computer.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 8 - You Pays Yer MoneyA by-election in Chigwell causes tension about who to vote for between Tracey, Sharon and Dorien. Sharon wants Darryl's vote after Tracey paid his poll tax, but he wants the full £350 for the pleasure, leading Sharon to take drastic action.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 40 - Puppet KingCouncillor Cowdrey uses a puppet to get the townsfolk on his side - but the puppet develops a plan of its own!
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Christmas Special - EngagementAlice is concerned. She and Hugo mightn't have been romantically linked for long, but she's known him for 26 years and they've still never kissed - is she so unattractive? When the inevitable eventually happens, David is far from pleased, and Hugo has an important decision to make.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 17 - Party AnimalsThe farmer throws a fancy-dress house party for his birthday. When Bitzer loses all the invitations, however, Shaun saves the day again. Disguised in their own ingenious costumes, the sheep stand in as the guests and have a good old knees-up. But can they fool the farmer into believing he is surrounded by his friends?
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of three Christmas specials of Britain's longest running sitcom.
Barbara
Series 3, Episode 5 - WeekendAfter a long and difficult week and work, both Ted and Barbara come to the conclusion that it's time to retire. Linda and Martin are visiting friends for the weekend, leaving Baby George in the care of Phil and Jean...
Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 4 - Mrs. Slocombe, Senior PersonMrs. Slocombe is appointed temporary floor manager while Mr. Rumbold recovers from food poisoning, and no one is happy about it.
Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 5 - PepeAfter a day trip to Tangiers, Amy agrees to carry a parcel back to Spain. On reflection, she feels there may be illegal substances in the parcel but trying to get rid of it proves difficult.
Dani's Castle
Series 2, Episode 9 - Two Few CooksRich unveils his latest business idea to keep the castle running: opening a high-class bistro, with the talents of chef Gabe.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 13 - Ribbing The BonkMimi, Gruber, Bertorelli and the Colonel are held at the Communist Resistance's secret headquarters - René escapes with message of their ransom: 1 million francs. General Von Klinkerhoffen, however, is not keen to pay.
Man About The House
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Tender TrapChrissy's nephew is to be Christened, and so Robin joins her on a trip to Sussex to visit her parents for the happy occasion. Much to his amusement and Chrissy's frustration, her mother seems intent on arranging their engagement! Mr Roper is more concerned with selling tickets to a concert.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 24Acrobatic troupe the Berrito Brothers show off their weight-lifting skills, intrepid explorer Rapids Johnson goes in search of the furry-footed fishing bear, wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper gets sheep and goats mixed up and gardener Will Barrow finds all sorts of animals hiding in his wheelbarrow.
Bookcases
Episode 2, Gone for a Burton: 1855 - Primus's latest publishing coup is an explorer, but he seems to have lost his way.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Affair Of The Hollow LadyNew locks on the front and back doors threaten Victor's chances of seeing the European Cup quarter-final when they keep jamming, and a widow from the local greengrocer's has designs on Victor that are more animal than vegetable.
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 4 - The Plays Wot Ernie WroteGOLD's tribute to the beloved double act here recalls their big-screen outings, their thespian guests, and Ernie's 'great' plays.
Oneira
Episode 4 - The Thing With Two CappuccinosWhen she forgets to pay for a coffee, Oneira is chased by multiplying android coffee bar staff.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 3 - Rearranging The DustVictor and Margaret visit a solicitor to sort out some legal matters. But a long, non-eventful wait then brings more misery.
The Secret World
Series 4, Episode 3This week Mary Berry from Bake Off has to deal with a baking-related dispute between Ray Winstone and Bob Hoskins. Olympic director Danny Boyle is tasked with rescuing a cat from a tree, and James Naughtie seeks counselling from poet Roger McGough.
One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - StarboundA tramp takes up residence in the Meldrews' garden shed. Patrick is shocked when his new boss announces that she has recently hired Victor as her gardener, and Nick Swainey's mother claims she's being abducted by aliens every night.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 8 - You Pays Yer MoneyA by-election in Chigwell causes tension about who to vote for between Tracey, Sharon and Dorien. Sharon wants Darryl's vote after Tracey paid his poll tax, but he wants the full £350 for the pleasure, leading Sharon to take drastic action.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 13 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him in the form of pigeons. But surely a massive drop in the pigeon population in Trafalgar Square cannot go unnoticed?
Take It From Here
Frank Muir and Denis Norden's classic comedy, with the debut of the Glums family with Pa, Ron and Eth.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 4 - Incredible Journey Of Norman CleggHoward won't reclaim his picnic accessory from Clegg until Pearl is out of sight.
God Save The Queens
Episode 1A look at the fabulous men who hid from the glare of the spotlight, including Kenneth Williams, Liberace and Danny La Rue.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Christmas Special - Thicker Than WaterWhen Rodney opens the door to a stranger at the flat he soon learns from Grandad that it's his long lost father, Reg. As Del returns home from the pub, his anger is abated when Reg tells them he is ill and it may be hereditary. The subsequent blood test results threaten to split the brothers up.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 10Hyacinth wants to share her hostessing techniques and has placed an advertisement in the local newspaper promoting her high quality services.
Porridge
Christmas Special - The Desperate HoursHauled in front of the governor after being caught with illicit Christmas booze, Fletcher and Godber become embroiled in Urwin's escape bid as he holds Mr Barrowclough and the governor's secretary hostage.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 2, Episode 4The Young Doctor is not entirely honest at Pelageya's funeral. An explosion later rocks the hospital and the Feldsher informs everyone that the Bolsheviks have returned.
The British Comedy Awards
Episode 2 - British Comedy Awards 2013Jonathan Ross hosts The British Comedy Awards, live from London. Nominees include Miranda Hart, James Corden and Jo Brand.
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 5 - GodfellasWhile Fidelma joins the church choir, Martin's confirmation service leads to an epiphany: he wants to become to an altar boy. Has he got what it takes?
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 2, Documentary - Behind The ScenesSky Arts goes behind the scenes during the filming of the acclaimed comedy-drama, as Daniel Radcliffe and Jon Hamm discuss their on-set experiences.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 6Julie is in a right pickle when the new area manager and an old friend calls in a favour. Elsewhere, Kieran gets some stick for his 'beard'.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Christmas Special - Harry Enfield's Yule Log ChumsSpecial Christmas edition of the comedy sketch series. Includes a spoof on the film Titanic, and the Toddlers wreaking havoc in a supermarket.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 7 - Fockin Mokky BokkaThe noisy neighbours downstairs are driving Donna and Gaz to despair. In a serious turn of events, Jonny at last gets a job. His new supervisor, Julie, is a hormonal hag from hell. Then when his boss tries to blackmail him into sexual intercourse it's back to the small ads in Jobs North West for Jonny.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Winter Specials, Highlights Special - The Best Of The Sarah Millican Television Programme Vol. 2Sarah Millican presents another compilation of series one, two and three of her TV Programme. This week's compilation includes interviews with Simon Callow, Mel C, Noel Edmonds, Hugh Bonneville, Matthew Morrison and Sarah as the star of Casualty and Geordie Shore.
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
Him & Her
Him & Her: The Wedding, Episode 4 - The SpeechesLaura and Paul try to hold it together during the speeches. But things are only made worse when Steve gets up to deliver his.
The Secret World
Series 4, Episode 2Sean Connery, Griff Rhys Jones, Pam Ayres, Kirsty Young and Peter Sallis all have one thing in common. They enjoy nothing more than coming together every week or so for a bit of bare knuckle fighting.
Celebrity Juice
Series 4, Christmas SpecialKeith, Fearne, Holly and Rufus are joined by Westlife band members Kian Egan and Mark Feehily, plus award-winning comedian Russell Kane for a festive special of the panel show.
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Christmas SpecialFearne Cotton goes up against Holly Willoughby - but for the first time ever, there will be three teams, as the beautiful Kelly Brook returns as a guest team captain.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
ElvenQuest
Series 2, Episode 3Vidar and the Questers arrive at the Citadel of Gondola to defend it from the hordes of the evil Lord Darkness. But plans soon go awry when Sam discovers Vidar's love potion.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 8 - Jammy DodgersAfter making him wait for a month, Louise finally agrees to have sex with David, or rather, lets him, "enter the sacred passage del passion." She is horrified to find that David is an unstoppable sex machine.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 5, Episode 9 - Tom Daley, Jack Dee, Olivia Coleman, Brian Cox, Ellie GouldingJonathan welcomes Olympic diving hero, Tom Daley, who revealed on Monday he was in a relationship with a man. He also chats to comedian Jack Dee; star of Broadchurch and Rev, Olivia Colman and Britain's coolest scientist, Professor Brian Cox. There's also music from Ellie Goulding.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 4 - Dirty ThirtyIt's Tom's thirtieth birthday, and he's beyond horrified when his parents appear at the front door. They've brought their caravan but even so he's not keen to have the pair hanging around.
Paddy McGuinness Live
Patrick McGuinness performs a live show at Manchester's MEN.
Sarah Millican's Support Group
Series 2, Episode 2Sarah and her team try to help a woman addicted to plastic surgery, and a son who is having problems with his dad.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 11, Episode 15 - Lady Gaga, John Bishop, Heston BlumenthalThis week's guests include Lady Gaga, who tells Alan all about her new album Artpop and gives an exclusive performance of Do What You Want. Also John Bishop, who talks about his Supersonic 2014 tour, and top chef Heston Blumenthal.
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 3 - Tentacles Of DoomWhen a nearby relic has its importance upgraded by the church, a group of bishops pay visit to the island.
The British Comedy Awards
Episode 3 - British Comedy Awards Live Lock-InLauren Laverne and her new co-host Angelos Epithemiou bring all the backstage antics and after-show surprises from this year's British Comedy Awards.
Crackanory
Series 1, Episode 5 - Becoming Zoe & My Former SelfAmusing stories for adults, read by Richard Hammond and Jessica Hynes. A postman reads his crush's mail to learn what makes her tick and a woman meets her eight-year-old self.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Christmas Special - We'll Always Have MajorcaThe girls are given the chance to spend Christmas in the sun when Darryl's rock star friend offers the use of his villa.
Rubbish
Series 1, Episode 2 - WhistleblowerEpisode 2, Whistleblower: Is local government officer Martin to blame for the notorious Dalek of Death compost bins?
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle TheftThe arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.
The Boat That Rocked
Richard Curtis comedy about an illegal radio station broadcasting from the North Sea in the '60s.
Oneira
Episode 4 - The Thing With Two CappuccinosWhen she forgets to pay for a coffee, Oneira is chased by multiplying android coffee bar staff.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Fresh Meat
Series 3, Episode 6The housemates get radical as they participate in a university sit-in which Oregon has organised to demonstrate against the forced deportation of a hot Tunisian guy.
Him & Her
Him & Her: The Wedding, Episode 4 - The SpeechesLaura and Paul try to hold it together during the speeches. But things are only made worse when Steve gets up to deliver his.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Christmas Special - Harry Enfield's Yule Log ChumsSpecial Christmas edition of the comedy sketch series. Includes a spoof on the film Titanic, and the Toddlers wreaking havoc in a supermarket.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 2, Episode 4The Young Doctor is not entirely honest at Pelageya's funeral. An explosion later rocks the hospital and the Feldsher informs everyone that the Bolsheviks have returned.
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 5After spending several months exploring the British love of water, Jo Brand performs a one-off comedy set reflecting on her experiences of Britain's lakes, rivers and seas.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 2, Episode 5James and Barnaby take a trip to Scotland to convince the Scottish people and first minister Alex Salmond that independence from the UK is a bad idea.
Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 5 - PepeAfter a day trip to Tangiers, Amy agrees to carry a parcel back to Spain. On reflection, she feels there may be illegal substances in the parcel but trying to get rid of it proves difficult.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 2, Documentary - Behind The ScenesSky Arts goes behind the scenes during the filming of the acclaimed comedy-drama, as Daniel Radcliffe and Jon Hamm discuss their on-set experiences.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 4 - Dirty ThirtyIt's Tom's thirtieth birthday, and he's beyond horrified when his parents appear at the front door. They've brought their caravan but even so he's not keen to have the pair hanging around.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 8 - You Pays Yer MoneyA by-election in Chigwell causes tension about who to vote for between Tracey, Sharon and Dorien. Sharon wants Darryl's vote after Tracey paid his poll tax, but he wants the full £350 for the pleasure, leading Sharon to take drastic action.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 7 - Fockin Mokky BokkaThe noisy neighbours downstairs are driving Donna and Gaz to despair. In a serious turn of events, Jonny at last gets a job. His new supervisor, Julie, is a hormonal hag from hell. Then when his boss tries to blackmail him into sexual intercourse it's back to the small ads in Jobs North West for Jonny.
Misfits
Series 5, Episode 8After discovering their community service is over, the gang begin to contemplate life after orange jumpsuits...
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 5Financial salvation for the city vicar seems to come in the form of a city slicker.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
Hazelbeach
Series 1, Episode 3Ronnie organises a trip to the races, and Nick makes a startling discovery about the true nature of friendship.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 8 - Jammy DodgersAfter making him wait for a month, Louise finally agrees to have sex with David, or rather, lets him, "enter the sacred passage del passion." She is horrified to find that David is an unstoppable sex machine.
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 6Nigel finally has the chance to prove he'd be a better priest than his boss. The Archdeacon also has lofty ambitions for career advancement.
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 2, Highlights SpecialGrimmy looks back at some of the best bits from the series.
HR
Series 2, Episode 1 - GassingSam is battling retirement blues with a part-time job working for the Saviours, manning telephone lines to help those in distress. His first client of the day is of course Peter, in distress about their faulty boiler.
Rex The Runt
Series 2, Episode 6 - Private WendyWendy joins the army out of boredom, with the others trying to follow suit. Rex and Bad Bob fail while Vince is made a general... and accidentally declares war on France. Guest starring Phill Jupitus.
Backchat
Series 1, Episode 4Join Jack Whitehall and his real father Michael as they co-host the chat show with a twist. Guests on the sofa are Bear Grylls, Rylan Clark and Louie Spence.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Christmas Special - We'll Always Have MajorcaThe girls are given the chance to spend Christmas in the sun when Darryl's rock star friend offers the use of his villa.
Him & Her
Him & Her: The Wedding, Episode 4 - The SpeechesLaura and Paul try to hold it together during the speeches. But things are only made worse when Steve gets up to deliver his.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Carpool
Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 8 - You Pays Yer MoneyA by-election in Chigwell causes tension about who to vote for between Tracey, Sharon and Dorien. Sharon wants Darryl's vote after Tracey paid his poll tax, but he wants the full £350 for the pleasure, leading Sharon to take drastic action.
Bookcases
Episode 2, Gone for a Burton: 1855 - Primus's latest publishing coup is an explorer, but he seems to have lost his way.