Schedule Wednesday 11th December 2013
6:10am
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Man About The House
Series 4, Episode 3 - All In The GameRoper is convinced the upstairs flat is riddled with woodworm, so Jo, Robin and Chrissy have to stay out overnight whilst Jerry and his workmate Tom begin fumigation. Larry's hoping to strike lucky with a new girl, so with nowhere else to go the trio are forced to camp down with Mr and Mrs Roper.
6:10am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 7 - SquattersSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
6:40am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7am
(repeat)
The Mausoleum Club
Tales From The Mausoleum Club, Episode 1 - The Inaudible Man1903: a murky autumn day. The Honourable Clarence Green enters the lobby of what turns out to be one of the strangest clubs in London.
7:15am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
7:30am
(repeat)
What Does The K Stand For?
Stephen K Amos delves back into his South London childhood in this radio sitcom.
8am
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Male SuffragettesAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:20am
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just My BillTom and Barbara are left in financial trouble as they struggle to sell their surplus fruit and vegetables just as the rates need to be paid. A last-gasp search down the back of a sofa means the payment is met on time - leaving the Goods with a single penny to their name.
8:30am
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 8, Episode 4Tales of the circus, and Radio Prune's director speaks out.
8:40am
(repeat)
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 8 - PompomtasticSadie thinks she has made it when Whitney invites her to a cheerleaders party - so she dumps Kit and Dede for the airheads, only to find out it is a cruel trick.
8:50am
(repeat)
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 2 - The New BuildingIt is the ceremonial grand opening of Mr Slater's new toilet block, but chaos looms when it becomes apparent that builders Sooty and Sweep have forgotten to install the vital component - a toilet! Can they get it fitted in time, or will Richard's career end up round the bend?
9am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Christmas Special - Potts In Pole PositionIn avoiding his wife, Potts's training for a South Pole expedition in Yorkshire becomes invaluable.
9am
(repeat)
Winston
Winston Back Home, Episode 1 - So This Is What Happiness Is All AboutThe old rogue and Nancy's idyllic return proves to be short-lived.
9:05am
(repeat)
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Sports DayIt's the annual sports day and Sooty and Sweep are competing for the cup - but who will win the day?
9:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Christmas Special - There Goes The GroomRonnie is put off the idea of marriage by Truly's stories of matrimonial disasters.
11am
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
11am
(repeat)
Sailor Beware
1950s farce starring Peggy Mount as a formidable mother who scares her daughter's naval fiancé.
11:30am
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
11:30am30 min
Believe It!
Series 2, Episode 1 - VictorRichard Wilson charts the extraordinary effect Victor Meldrew has had on his life and recounts what happened when the character was finally killed off. It's all true. Or is it?
12pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Guru Of SurbitonTwo students spend a week at the Good household, helping Tom and Barbara with the chores and observing their way of life. Guy and Ruth soon decide to establish a self-sufficiency commune, of which Tom will be patriarch. He is less keen, but they're insistent. At least at first...
12pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Male SuffragettesAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:10pm
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 10 - Trubble BillionaireHotel Trubble has a mould problem, and will be closed down unless the staff can raise the money to get it fixed. An eccentric guest arrives at the hotel who could save the day, but Mrs P must go on a date with him first.
12:30pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 8, Episode 4Tales of the circus, and Radio Prune's director speaks out.
12:35pm
(repeat)
Doctor At Large
Dirk Bogarde stars as Dr Simon Sparrow, the medical practitioner. Sparrow decides to branch out from St Swithin's Hospital.
12:35pm
(repeat)
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 2 - Monster SmartEddie is panicking about the arrival of his school report, and tries to stop the post with the help of the monsters. But they are too busy being educated by Kate and Nick, who are desperate to prove who is the brainier parent.
12:40pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Wisdom Of The WitchThe Meldrews have a tarot reading that prophesies disaster for Victor. Patrick and Pippa sell their home, but a house clearance crew are mistaken for their removal men. Patrick and Victor get snowed in at an old house with a jealous boyfriend and a huge spider.
1:05pm
(repeat)
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 11 - Digby's DilemmaDigby falls in love with the devious woman who runs the local dating agency. Can Hacker stop Digby from making an even bigger fool of himself?
1:10pm
(repeat)
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
1:50pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 7 - Brief EncounterDorien becomes concerned about their financial situation when Marcus is reluctant to move. Chris is aiming to become the new prison drugs runner and Sharon starts an affair with financial adviser Don when she helps him after he is mugged at Chigwell station.
2pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 1, Episode 5 - The HolidayHarold announces his intention to go on holiday abroad, alone, next year - but Albert wants them to go back to Bognor together as usual.
3pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
3:10pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 16 - Everything Must GoEverything must go when the farmer sets up a stall by the side of the road and leaves Bitzer in charge. The lazy sheepdog soon tires of his role and gives Shaun the job. He proves to be a much better salesman than Bitzer and the flock are only too happy to get stuck in, selling pretty much all the farmer's worldly possessions.
3:30pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
4pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Christmas Special - A Musical Passing For A Miserable MuscroftIn a seasonal special marking the return to the show of Kathy Staff and Norman Wisdom, Billy Ingleton restores a fairground organ.
4:15pm
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Barbara
Series 3, Episode 4 - CrimeA mini-crimewave has hit the Liversidge household; stolen milk, newspapers, and even complaints from the burglars. Meanwhile, with Linda away Martin is left to attempt to feed himself, Jean is tempted to cheat on Phil - and the opening of a nightclub proves too much temptation for Neil.
4:30pm
(repeat)
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2012, Episode 1 - Joanna Lumley's Little CrackerNineteen-year-old Joanna Lumley is still finding her feet in the competitive world of modelling.
4:30pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 3 - The ApartmentSince her flat's been over-run by squatters and no one else will put her up, Mr. Grace allows Mrs. Slocombe to set up home in a vacant department on the top floor of the store. However, transport problems soon force the rest of the staff to beg her for a place for the night!
4:40pm
(repeat)
Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 4 - El AstroFrazer Hines is staying in the hotel and there's great excitement among the British guests.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Christmas Special - CrumsCompo, Clegg and Seymour, dressed as Father Christmasses, can't understand why they are so unsuccessful collecting for the church social. Then, a chance sighting of a fourth Father Christmas provides a clue...
4:45pm
(repeat)
The Cow That Almost Missed Christmas
A one-off animated version of the Nativity tale for CBeebies. It retells the story of Jesus's birth from the point of view of a female cow.
5pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 39 - Voice Over ManThe street is plagued by the arrival of an escaped voice from a satellite computer.
5pm30 min
All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 12 - ChipsRoy comes to visit, and Charlie embarks on a catering venture in hope of making some money.
5pm
(repeat)
No Commitments
Episode 14.1, Age Difference: Can Charlotte make it as a model? And why isn't Victoria happier about Emily's pregnancy?
5:05pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 12 - Who's For The Vatican?All hell is breaking loose in Nouvion: the captured Generals are free, Von Klinkerhoffen is sending Gruber and Colonel Von Strohm to the Russian front, and René is sent to collect the paintings before helping them escape to South America!
5:15pm
(repeat)
Man About The House
Series 4, Episode 4 - Never Give Your Real NameLarry's philandering looks set to cause him real trouble when one of his girlfriends fears she's pregnant. Unfortunately for Robin, he never gives out his real name...
5:15pm
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 40 - Puppet KingCouncillor Cowdrey uses a puppet to get the townsfolk on his side - but the puppet develops a plan of its own!
5:15pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:15pm15 min
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 23Pantomime dame Nana Knickerbocker thinks she's in the panto Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, newsreader Arthur Sleep has some fun with his studio chair and Will Singalot annoys Robin Hood with his singing when he tries to impress Maid Marion with his archery skills.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Mausoleum Club
Tales From The Mausoleum Club, Episode 1 - The Inaudible Man1903: a murky autumn day. The Honourable Clarence Green enters the lobby of what turns out to be one of the strangest clubs in London.
5:40pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 6 - Secret Of The Seven SorcerersVictor's conjuring hobbyists group meets at his and Margaret's house, but they run into serious trouble when a trick goes horribly wrong. On the up side, he at least has a new job to look forward to - as a lollipop man.
6pm
(repeat)
The Two Ronnies Spectacle
Episode 3 - Songs & SerialsMore classic Ronnies, this time looking at the songs and serials that became a much-loved staple of their shows.
6pm
(repeat)
Oneira
Episode 3 - A String Of TimeOneira ends up in the Texan Desert with a dead American comic and a 13th-century Friar.
6:20pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 1 - Only A StoryMrs Warboys has temporarily moved in with the Meldrews after rain flooded her basement flat. Victor is doing battle with the local newspaper, which keeps mixing up the names printed alongside reader contributions.
6:30pm30 min
What Does The K Stand For?
Series 1, Episode 3 - First LoveYoung Stephen falls in love, discovers something about himself and breaks his first heart.
7pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
1994 Christmas SpecialHyacinth is plagued by problems in this special extended episode. While busy planning a new kitchen she is told that there is someone else in father's bed. Then she learns that Richard has gone down with a fungal infection.
7pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 7 - Brief EncounterDorien becomes concerned about their financial situation when Marcus is reluctant to move. Chris is aiming to become the new prison drugs runner and Sharon starts an affair with financial adviser Don when she helps him after he is mugged at Chigwell station.
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Male SuffragettesAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:30pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 8, Episode 4Tales of the circus, and Radio Prune's director speaks out.
7:40pm
(repeat)
8:10pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Christmas SpecialIt's Boxing Day in the Brockman household and Santa has paid a visit, along with some burglars...
8:20pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 9Having lost out in a floral display competition, Hyacinth sets her sights on a new car and soon has Richard on a Rolls-Royce test drive.
9pm
(repeat)
Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Problem At Gallows Gate (Part 1)When Jonathan's badger watch becomes a murder watch, the intrigue is only just beginning. For the man seen strangling a young woman had plunged to his death just weeks earlier...
9pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 4 - Keith BarretJack Dee invites Rob Brydon's alter ego Keith Barret on to the stage.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:05pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Christmas Special - EngagementAlice is concerned. She and Hugo mightn't have been romantically linked for long, but she's known him for 26 years and they've still never kissed - is she so unattractive? When the inevitable eventually happens, David is far from pleased, and Hugo has an important decision to make.
10pm
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The Golden Egg CupThere's a new buzz in the Royle family household as it is a special time for Jim and Barbara and a celebration (including Twiglets and scotch eggs) is planned.
10pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 2 - Ardal O'HanlonDeadpan host Jack Dee introduces a stand-up routine from Ardal O'Hanlon, who muses on everything from air travel to feng shui. Dee also invites the audience to send him text messages and airs his views on female soldiers.
10pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 5 - HospikalJonny goes round to plead with Janet's Dad, who's still refusing to have anything to do with the wedding. Mid-grovel, Jonny is shocked to find that Flo is in the house, alone with Mr Smith.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
10pm30 min
Crackanory
Series 1, Episode 5 - Becoming Zoe & My Former SelfAmusing stories for adults, read by Richard Hammond and Jessica Hynes. A postman reads his crush's mail to learn what makes her tick and a woman meets her eight-year-old self.
10pm30 min
Backchat
Series 1, Episode 4Join Jack Whitehall and his real father Michael as they co-host the chat show with a twist. Guests on the sofa are Bear Grylls, Rylan Clark and Louie Spence.
10pm
(repeat)
What Does The K Stand For?
Stephen K Amos delves back into his South London childhood in this radio sitcom.
10pm60 min
Misfits
Series 5, Episode 8After discovering their community service is over, the gang begin to contemplate life after orange jumpsuits...
10:30pm
(repeat)
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 2, Episode 3Pelageya is taken critically ill but the Young Doctor is too infatuated with Natasha to care. Meanwhile, the Older Doctor begins writing an opera.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Act Your Age
Series 3, Episode 4Holly Walsh is joined by Tom Deacon, Rufus Hound teams up with Henning Wehn and Ted Robbins is paired with Billy Pearce.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Set List: Stand-Up Without A Net
Episode 2This week's comics are Robin Williams, Eddie Pepitone and Brit stand-up Matt Kirshen.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 6 - Dresses Dresses DressesThe girls are in a frenzy when Janet's Dad gives her some cash to spend on a wedding dress. They abandon their blokes for a day of girly shopping.
10:45pm
(repeat)
Jon Richardson: Funny Magnet
TV broadcast of Jon Richardson's first stand-up DVD, released in 2012.
11pm15 min
Political Animals
Series 2, Episode 2 - BarneyBarney reveals how his owner, George W. Bush, broke his heart by being unfaithful with a man called Tony Blair.
11pm
(repeat)
Pick Ups
Series 2, Episode 6 - Heroes and VillainsIt's decision time - will Simon De Vere call time on Irwell Cars, and will Dave choose Milan over Lower Broughton Working Men's Club?
11:10pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Christmas SpecialBob Mortimer hosts this Christmassy edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are Spice Girl Melanie C, DJ Fresh, actor Russell Tovey and comedian Joey Page.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Bird Island
Series 1, Episode 2Ben and Graham are short on food supplies and can't radio main base. Tensions rise as they are forced to survive on porridge.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Fist Of Fun
Episode 5More hit comedy, this week from the University of Greenwich. Starring Richard Herring and Stewart Lee. Dale Winton and Peter Baynham join them.
11:50pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
11:50pm60 min version (repeat)
11:50pm30 min
I'm Spazticus
Series 2, Highlights Special - The Best Of I'm SpazticusA selection of highlights from I'm Spazticus Series 2, the hidden camera sketch show starring a cast of disabled perfoermers.
Midnight
(repeat)
Oneira
Episode 3 - A String Of TimeOneira ends up in the Texan Desert with a dead American comic and a 13th-century Friar.
12:20am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
1986 Specials, Episode 1 - ConsuelaA man brings his pretty new wife back to his ancestral home but she soon runs into trouble with the housekeeper, who seems to resent her.
12:20am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 5 - HospikalJonny goes round to plead with Janet's Dad, who's still refusing to have anything to do with the wedding. Mid-grovel, Jonny is shocked to find that Flo is in the house, alone with Mr Smith.
12:30am
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 2 - Ardal O'HanlonDeadpan host Jack Dee introduces a stand-up routine from Ardal O'Hanlon, who muses on everything from air travel to feng shui. Dee also invites the audience to send him text messages and airs his views on female soldiers.
12:30am
(repeat)
Backchat
Series 1, Episode 4Join Jack Whitehall and his real father Michael as they co-host the chat show with a twist. Guests on the sofa are Bear Grylls, Rylan Clark and Louie Spence.
12:50am
(repeat)
Crackanory
Series 1, Episode 5 - Becoming Zoe & My Former SelfAmusing stories for adults, read by Richard Hammond and Jessica Hynes. A postman reads his crush's mail to learn what makes her tick and a woman meets her eight-year-old self.
12:55am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 6 - Dresses Dresses DressesThe girls are in a frenzy when Janet's Dad gives her some cash to spend on a wedding dress. They abandon their blokes for a day of girly shopping.
1am
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The Golden Egg CupThere's a new buzz in the Royle family household as it is a special time for Jim and Barbara and a celebration (including Twiglets and scotch eggs) is planned.
2am
(repeat)
2am
(repeat)
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
2am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Christmas SpecialBob Mortimer hosts this Christmassy edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are Spice Girl Melanie C, DJ Fresh, actor Russell Tovey and comedian Joey Page.
2am
(repeat)
Winston
Winston Back Home, Episode 1 - So This Is What Happiness Is All AboutThe old rogue and Nancy's idyllic return proves to be short-lived.
2:30am
(repeat)
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 4There's a brilliant new teacher at the church school - problem is, he's an atheist.
3am
(repeat)
Backchat
Series 1, Episode 4Join Jack Whitehall and his real father Michael as they co-host the chat show with a twist. Guests on the sofa are Bear Grylls, Rylan Clark and Louie Spence.
3:20am
(repeat)
Carpool
Episode 4 - Ross Noble & Stephen K AmosRoss Noble gets a lift to Westfield, and Robert Llewellyn drives Stephen K Amos to a house in Wimbledon.
3:30am
(repeat)
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
3:55am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
4:25am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 7 - Brief EncounterDorien becomes concerned about their financial situation when Marcus is reluctant to move. Chris is aiming to become the new prison drugs runner and Sharon starts an affair with financial adviser Don when she helps him after he is mugged at Chigwell station.
5am
(repeat)
No Commitments
Episode 14.1, Age Difference: Can Charlotte make it as a model? And why isn't Victoria happier about Emily's pregnancy?
5:30am
(repeat)
The Mausoleum Club
Tales From The Mausoleum Club, Episode 1 - The Inaudible Man1903: a murky autumn day. The Honourable Clarence Green enters the lobby of what turns out to be one of the strangest clubs in London.