Schedule Thursday 5th December 2013
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 6 - We Shall Not Be MovedWhilst Mildred is away for the weekend, Mr. Roper intends to evict Robin, Chrissy and Jo and turn their flat into 6 separate "self-contained living units".
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 1 - Home MoviesSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 7Freddie has been arrested for running off with his dust cart after getting the sack, and Grandad has been taken to hospital after wandering off on his own.
Bookcases
Episode 1, Bronte Country: London 1853, and a firm of religious publishers is transformed by an actress and her son.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
The Secret World
Series 4, Episode 1William Hague finds he has nothing to do but look at the terrible things that are happening in the world and 'tut'.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Dawn Of ManVictor's hobby of fishing leads to an encounter with humanity at its most primitive. Patrick's gay brother, Nigel, comes to visit and Victor is asked to give a speech to the WI.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 12 - Mum's ArmyMainwaring decides to invite more women to help the Home Guard. One of these women, Mrs Gray, catches his eye. Could this be the path to love?
Take It From Here
Fun afloat, aboard aircraft carrier HMS Indefatigable.
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 3 - LodgersSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 7 - PartyliciousSadie's thinks she is too old to have a birthday organised by her dad, so she tries to help Kit and Dede organise her own surprise party.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 24 - Disco Disco!Richard is looking forward to Mr Slater's disco, but - Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge. With no sound system and a broken smoke machine, Sooty has to call in some old friends to save the day. With special guest stars B*Witched.
Hazelbeach
Series 1, Episode 2Nick goes in search of his long-lost mother while Ronnie tries to sell heart-rate monitors to Monty Python fans.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 5 - The FarmRichard is making donuts to sell in the park but he has run out of eggs. Perhaps the local farmer and his chickens can help? Sooty and the gang take a trip in the campervan to find out - but leave Richard in a rather messy situation!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - Small Tune On A Penny WassailChristmas arrives and the trio visit a friend in hospital, before opening their presents.
Sneakiepeeks
Episode 6 - Two Of Our Spies are MissingWhen Bill meets up with Ian Swaine, the organization's most effective, but least sane, assassin, it's up to Sharla and Mark to find them.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Christmas Special - Welcome To EarthCompo, Clegg and Foggy never ever thought there would be a man on the moon in their lifetime, so why should they close their eyes to other extra-terrestrial possibilities?
HighLites
HighLites: Split Ends, Episode 4With the wedding just two days away Harriet, the vicar, pops in for a trim. It looks as if she and Bev have very different ideas about the service.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 12 - Mum's ArmyMainwaring decides to invite more women to help the Home Guard. One of these women, Mrs Gray, catches his eye. Could this be the path to love?
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 6 - Fangs For The MemoriesLenny is convinced vampires are real and that there is one staying at Hotel Trubble. To make matters worse, Mrs P has fallen in love with him. Dolly has yet another scheme to try to improve business.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
Carry On, Constable
Classic comedy with Sid James making his debut. A group of novices are drafted in to cover at a police station that's been hit by flu.
Take It From Here
Fun afloat, aboard aircraft carrier HMS Indefatigable.
Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 11 - Swap FeverWhen Eddie tells the monsters about swapping teeny pets - free toys that come in cereal packets - Fiend becomes addicted, determined to build the biggest collection of teeny pets ever. Meanwhile, it gives Kate and Nick the idea to swap roles - leading to even more chaos in the household.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Thing In The CellarAs the Goods are removed from the electricity grid, Tom builds a generator to turn the waste from their animals into electricity. However, when it's finally called into use, the generator packs up, and Tom grovels to Jerry for use of his freezer.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 7 - Always The BridesmaidDigby and Hacker help a blushing bride make her wedding cake.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 37 - Fennella Fenn The ComedienneThe nation's most famous comedienne is booked to present her annual TV show from Bottom Knocker Street. Councillor Cowdrey thinks that anyone can be funny.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Dawn Of ManVictor's hobby of fishing leads to an encounter with humanity at its most primitive. Patrick's gay brother, Nigel, comes to visit and Victor is asked to give a speech to the WI.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 38 - History HomeworkThe kids learn at first hand about Christopher Columbus.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 2 - Sweet Smell Of SuccessMoney is running out and Tracey is getting desperate. Darryl's Jaguar is repossessed when Tracey advertises it through Computer Car. Only problem is, Darryl confesses that he has hidden £25,000 in the spare tyre. Luckily Dorien accidentally saves the day.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Christmas SpecialPlans to hold a pageant don't go quite as Hyacinth anticipated. Could this be remotely connected to the fact that she is organising it?
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 21 - AbracadabraShaun retrieves the Farmer's discarded magic set and puts on a magic show, but inadvertently makes members of the flock disappear.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of three Christmas specials from Britain's longest running sitcom.
Barbara
Series 2, Episode 10 - SheepMartin is determined to produce more 'serious' reports after finding out what people think about him. Meanwhile, Ted is suffering from the most crippling nightmares, and Phil's back keeps on locking in the most unfortunate positions!
Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 7 - Hasta La VistaThe heat has finally taken it's toll on David when he and Linda decide they're going to live together.
Dani's Castle
Series 2, Episode 7 - Location, Location, LocationDani's opportunity at a big Hollywood role with a castle location offers opportunities for Rich and Bogmoor - but is he seems too eager to be bothered with reading the script or small print...
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 5It may be half-time, but the quiz continues to provide a high quotient of belly laughs. Boxer Amir Khan joins the Reds, while comedian Jack Whitehall is picked for the Blues.
Carry On Abroad
The Carry On regulars embark on a package holiday to a Spanish resort. The revellers find that the Palace Hotel hardly lives up to its name.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 19Accident-prone DIY enthusiast DIY Dan tries to build a spice rack, newsreader Arthur Sleep gets his chair stolen and goes home early, location reporter Gail Force interviews some big fans and so-called antiques 'expert' Ann Teak destroys a valuable dinner table and plates.
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 7 - Three Of A KindWhen Robin is hospitalised to have his tonsils removed, Chrissy takes on two of his friends in a spot of poker. The trouble is, she has no idea how to play...
Bookcases
Episode 1, Bronte Country: London 1853, and a firm of religious publishers is transformed by an actress and her son.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Broken ReflectionVictor's brother, Alfred, pays a visit from New Zealand. Pippa and Patrick ask the Meldrews to take care of their plants while they're away on holiday.
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 2 - The Guest StarsThis second part looks at some of the duo's most memorable guests.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Beast In The CageVictor and Margaret go on a trip to Whipsnade Zoo, but their outing turns into a nightmare when they unexpectedly become imprisoned like the animals.
The Secret World
Series 4, Episode 2Sean Connery, Griff Rhys Jones, Pam Ayres, Kirsty Young and Peter Sallis all have one thing in common. They enjoy nothing more than coming together every week or so for a bit of bare knuckle fighting.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Special - From Here To PaternityJed, Elgin and Bryan are convinced a mythical creature is stalking Winterdown Farm.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 2 - Sweet Smell Of SuccessMoney is running out and Tracey is getting desperate. Darryl's Jaguar is repossessed when Tracey advertises it through Computer Car. Only problem is, Darryl confesses that he has hidden £25,000 in the spare tyre. Luckily Dorien accidentally saves the day.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 1Jack Dee hosts the satirical panel game, with guest panellists Caroline Wyatt and Jon Richardson.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 12 - Mum's ArmyMainwaring decides to invite more women to help the Home Guard. One of these women, Mrs Gray, catches his eye. Could this be the path to love?
Take It From Here
Fun afloat, aboard aircraft carrier HMS Indefatigable.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.
HighLites
Comedy drama following the world's worst hairdressers, Bev and her assistant, Shirley.
Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 7 - Do Not DisturbMartin seeks out Louisa to talk about his new surgeon's job in London, but they are interrupted by Bert, who wants to plan a baby shower for Louisa.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Man In The Long Black CoatSeven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 4Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.
Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live
TV edit of the 2010 stand-up show Lockipedia Live, starring Sean Lock.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 2, Episode 3Pelageya is taken critically ill but the Young Doctor is too infatuated with Natasha to care. Meanwhile, the Older Doctor begins writing an opera.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 5 - ExaminationLucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he wasn't expecting.
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Dark Side Of The MooneUncle Danny arrives just in time for Martin's birds-and-the-bees talk with Mum and Dad. Sean seeks solace with other imaginary friends when Martin upsets him.
Porridge
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Way OutFletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Christmas Special - Mammy's AssIt's Christmas and all across Ireland Mothers are looking forward to their loved ones returning home. With son Trevor coming back from the missions abroad for the first time in four years, Agnes Brown is determined to make this Christmas a truly special celebration, with her whole family present at last.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 5Kieran isn't his usual cheeky chappy self after spotting Katie flirting with a shop fitter. Plus, Julie tries to help Gavin move on.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 3 - Will's BirthdayIt's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 6 - DrunkAfter Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Christmas Special - Harry Enfield And Christmas ChumsHarry Enfield presents a new festive special with his regular repertoire of characters, including Kevin the teenager and the Scousers. Plus Frank and George saying 'No!' to the Spice Girls and the disapproving new mother-in-law.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Winter Specials, Highlights Special - The Best Of The Sarah Millican Television Programme Vol. 1Sarah Millican presents a compilation of series one, two and three of her TV Programme. This week's compilation includes interviews with David Harewood, Kirstie Allsopp, Michael Palin, and a rather ghostly encounter with Paul Hollywood.
Him & Her
Him & Her: The Wedding, Episode 3 - The CeremonyIt's the moment Laura's been waiting for - her wedding. We watch the ceremony in real time as Laura deals with a shocking revelation.
The Secret World
Series 4, Episode 1William Hague finds he has nothing to do but look at the terrible things that are happening in the world and 'tut'.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 5John Oliver returns to the programme on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile David Mitchell and Jo Brand are on Rory Bremner's team this time.
ElvenQuest
Series 2, Episode 2The Questers continue their search for the Sword of Asnagar but when the Chosen One is sent to a spa to lose weight, they all fall under the spell of the evil sorcerer Dietica.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 5, Episode 8 - Joanna Lumley, Chris Tarrant, Keith Lemon, Olly MursJonathan interviews actress Joanna Lumley, presenter Chris Tarrant, character Keith Lemon and singer Olly Murs.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mo Mo And PigsyDonna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz.
French And Saunders
Long-running popular sketch show starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
Set List: Stand-Up Without A Net
Episode 1Frank Skinner, Richard Herring and American comic TJ Miller take the challenge. With no time to prepare, will they have sides splitting or crumble under the pressure as they step up to the London mic?
Crackanory
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Translator & Road To HellSharon Horgan and Charlie Higson read darkly comic tales. A translator changes the world order at a political summit and a young female motorist breaks down on Walpurgis Night.
Sarah Millican's Support Group
Series 2, Episode 1This week the team tackle two problems: 'My partner is too controlling - a fight for the television remote' and 'I'm a non-drinker with no friends - should I just buy a cat?'
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 11 - Camp v Cool SpecialTeam captains Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby are joined by DJ Greg James and pop star Katy B as they battle it out to prove who knows the most about the latest showbiz gossip.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Christmas Special - Falling In Love AgainChris has got himself into debt with the McCarthy family, Sharon wins a dating show and chooses a trip to Berlin as her prize so that she can collect a valuable car that Chris owns to settle the debt. Dorien gets a nasty surprise and Tracey falls for a mechanic.
Rubbish
Series 1, Episode 1 - DiversityEpisode 1, Diversity: Local government officer Martin Christmas wants inner peace, but is feeling held back.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 1Jack Dee hosts the satirical panel game, with guest panellists Caroline Wyatt and Jon Richardson.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 2, Episode 3Pelageya is taken critically ill but the Young Doctor is too infatuated with Natasha to care. Meanwhile, the Older Doctor begins writing an opera.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience
Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.
Him & Her
Him & Her: The Wedding, Episode 3 - The CeremonyIt's the moment Laura's been waiting for - her wedding. We watch the ceremony in real time as Laura deals with a shocking revelation.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Christmas Special - Harry Enfield And Christmas ChumsHarry Enfield presents a new festive special with his regular repertoire of characters, including Kevin the teenager and the Scousers. Plus Frank and George saying 'No!' to the Spice Girls and the disapproving new mother-in-law.
Fresh Meat
Series 3, Episode 5Vod announces that her mum is coming to stay and, when she arrives, she is not what anybody expected.
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 5 - BananaeMass immigration from Thrace puts the boys into contact with a sexy Thracian lodger Irina and a dazzling yellow exotic fruit, the Banana. Meanwhile, Marcus has an unfortunate encounter with an elderly war veteran.
Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 7 - Hasta La VistaThe heat has finally taken it's toll on David when he and Linda decide they're going to live together.
Backchat
Series 1, Episode 3Jack and Michael meet The Apprentice's Nick Hewer and UK grime sensation Lethal Bizzle.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 6 - SaturnaliaIt's the festival of Saturnalia and the celebration on the stroke of midnight is the perfect opportunity for Marcus to make a move on Cynthia. But will his efforts be in vain?
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 2, Episode 4James and Barnaby are intent on convincing the emergency services that privatisation is the way to go, and meet Eric Pickles to show him their plans to make some extra cash.
French And Saunders
Long-running popular sketch show starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 5 - ExaminationLucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he wasn't expecting.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mo Mo And PigsyDonna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz.
Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom starring Lesley Joseph, Pauline Quirke and Linda Robson.
Hazelbeach
Series 1, Episode 2Nick goes in search of his long-lost mother while Ronnie tries to sell heart-rate monitors to Monty Python fans.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 6 - DrunkAfter Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.
Rev.
Series 1, Episode 5Adam makes friends with a man who's keen to get married at St Saviour's. The pair share pints in the local pub and even go jogging together... but the bromance comes to a crashing halt.
Misfits
Series 5, Episode 7The superheroes have to confront their first super-villain, an old friend battling to keep his own power under control.
Sneakiepeeks
Episode 6 - Two Of Our Spies are MissingWhen Bill meets up with Ian Swaine, the organization's most effective, but least sane, assassin, it's up to Sharla and Mark to find them.
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 5John Oliver returns to the programme on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile David Mitchell and Jo Brand are on Rory Bremner's team this time.
Rex The Runt
Series 2, Episode 6 - Private WendyWendy joins the army out of boredom, with the others trying to follow suit. Rex and Bad Bob fail while Vince is made a general... and accidentally declares war on France. Guest starring Phill Jupitus.
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 2, Episode 8On the panel this week are 2011 X Factor winners and pop superstars Little Mix, DJ and reality TV heart-throb Mark Wright, top stand-up comedian Seann Walsh and The Revolution Will Be Televised star Jolyon Rubinstein.
Him & Her
Him & Her: The Wedding, Episode 3 - The CeremonyIt's the moment Laura's been waiting for - her wedding. We watch the ceremony in real time as Laura deals with a shocking revelation.
Bookcases
Episode 1, Bronte Country: London 1853, and a firm of religious publishers is transformed by an actress and her son.