Schedule for 16th October 2013 (full list)

6am (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 4, Episode 3 - Fortuosity

Upon Bill's ripping up of a chain letter, the Porter clan's luck appears to disappear with instantaneous effect. Hopefully Ben will be safe on his "adventure day" out!

6:10am (repeat)

George & Mildred. Image shows from L to R: Mildred Roper (Yootha Joyce), George Roper (Brian Murphy). Copyright: Thames Television

As if Mildred wasn't already sick enough of having to just 'make do and mend', the marital bed promptly gives way after a good few decades' service. Unfortunately, George is on a Higher Purchase blacklist.

6:30am (repeat)

Sykes

Series 5, Episode 7 - Squatters

Sitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.

7am (repeat)

The Secret Life Of Rosewood Avenue

Episode 5, Mrs Garland's Good Deeds: Hapless vicar Timothy Carswell steps in when the over-70s keep fit club gets out of hand.

7:10am (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 4, Episode 4 - Curiosity Killed The Cat

Bill's bedridden with flu, and as Ben trapses the streets of Chiswick in chase of Snowdrop, the Grimes' latest pet, the builders continue their slow progress in the kitchen. Or so her loving family keep insisting. As for Rona, well...

7:30am (repeat)

The Stanley Baxter Playhouse

Series 4, Episode 1 - The Porter's Story

A comic retelling of events at Dunsinane Castle. Stanley Baxter plays Macbeth's porter.

7:45am (repeat)

Horrible Histories

Series 3, Episode 7

Robert Walpole struggles to talk to England's German King; the Roman Emperors channel the King of Pop in their musical argument; and more...

7:50am (repeat)

Sykes

Series 5, Episode 8 - Bath

Sitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.

8am (repeat)

Hancock's Half Hour

Series 4, Episode 15 - The Old School Reunion

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

8:30am (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

8:30am (repeat)

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Series 7, Episode 9

Professor Prune is incarcerated, and Bill Oddie rhapsodises the flowers in the garden.

8:55am (repeat)

Sooty

Series 1, Episode 15 - The Children's Party

It's the grand opening of Slater's Children's Club and Sooty, Sweep and Soo are helping Richard organise a party.

9am (repeat)

Know Your Place

Episode 1, Lift Off: Jobsworth caretaker Ramsay Potts' love of rules sparks catastrophe for an MP in a lift.

9:10am (repeat)

The Green Green Grass

Series 4, Episode 2 - Home Brew

While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

9:10am (repeat)

Sooty

Series 1, Episode 16 - Down The Drain

There's no water at the Park! The gang's shower has stopped working, and Richard is covered in mud. It is down to plumbers Sooty and Sweep to put things right in time for the opening of the new picnic area - but not everybody will stay dry!

9:30am (repeat)

In The End

Episode 4

George is working towards finding the killer, and finds he also has to deny rumours of his retirement.

9:50am (repeat)

The Good Life

Series 1, Episode 4 - Pig's Lib

There are two new additions to the Good family: Pinky and Perky the pigs. Margo does not share Tom and Barbara's enthusiasm and the pigs are sent away. Having made Margo feel guilty, Tom is allowed to retrieve them from certain death...

10:30am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 29, Episode 7 - In Which Romance Isn't Dead - Just Incompetent

Barry has a lonely neighbour on his hands and takes it upon himself to find him a girlfriend. But who, and how?

11:10am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 29, Episode 8 - The Mischievous Tinkle In Howard's Eyes

Howard discovers there are better ways than the mobile phone to contact other nature-lovers - and quite openly, too.

11:30am (repeat)

Hard To Tell

Series 1, Episode 1

A bike accident lands Tom Sheffield in A&E... leading to a pizza with Ellen... and her dad.

11:50am (repeat)

Open All Hours

Series 4, Episode 5 - Happy Birthday Arkwright

What does Arkwright want for his birthday? Certainly not a visit from the man from the Good Shop Guide.

12pm (repeat)

Hancock's Half Hour

Series 4, Episode 15 - The Old School Reunion

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

12:30pm (repeat)

Yes, Prime Minister

Series 2, Episode 5 - Power To The People

Frustrated by the continued obstacle of local councils to central government policy, not to mention their unwieldynature and lack of democratic accountability, Hacker finds himself welcoming radical reform proposals from a leading professor. Neither Sir Humphrey, nor a troublesome militant socialist feminist council leader, however, are keen on the plans.

12:30pm (repeat)

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Series 7, Episode 9

Professor Prune is incarcerated, and Bill Oddie rhapsodises the flowers in the garden.

12:35pm (repeat)

Dani's House

Series 2, Episode 10 - Secret Millionaire

Thanks to a mix-up, Dani and Sam come to believe that Jack is a secret millionaire.

1:05pm (repeat)

Scoop

Series 1, Episode 7 - Don't Read All About It

Digby resorts to desperate measures when Hacker destroys a famous author's new book.

1:10pm (repeat)

The Green Green Grass

Series 4, Episode 3 - Calendar Boys

Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.

1:10pm (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 4, Episode 9 - Time And Tides

Sharon and Tracey help out Dorien because women "of a certain age" need careful handling.

1:50pm (repeat)

The Good Life

Series 1, Episode 5 - The Thing In The Cellar

As the Goods are removed from the electricity grid, Tom builds a generator to turn the waste from their animals into electricity. However, when it's finally called into use, the generator packs up, and Tom grovels to Jerry for use of his freezer.

1:50pm (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 3, Episode 1 - The Secret Diary Of David Porter

Whilst cleaning David's room, Bill stumbles upon his secret diary. She begins to read and reminisce about a particularly odd day when Rona's brother turned up, and her own aunt started causing trouble.

2pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

2:15pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

2:30pm (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

2:30pm (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 3, Episode 2 - When The Children Are Asleep

When Bill sees a couple of people acting strangely in the street, she soon has them pegged as burglars. With Mr and Mrs Grimes from next door away on holiday and police on the doorstep, a peculiar night of alarms, silent phone calls and broken glass begins.

2:45pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

3:05pm (repeat)

Jeeves And Wooster

Series 3, Episode 3

As a friend completes work on a new musical, Bertie takes the opportunity to join the production on a tour across the United States. However, a letter from Aunt Agatha warning Wooster of family friend Cyril Bassington-Bassington's "theatrical proclivities" is not delivered, dropping Bertie right in it.

3:15pm (repeat)

Are You Being Served?

Series 2, Episode 3 - The Think Tank

The staff are forced to brainstorm ideas to help combat sagging sales on their floor. Holding a fashion show comes to mind.

3:15pm (repeat)

Shaun The Sheep

Series 2, Episode 32 - Operation Pidsley

While the farmer is away on a night out, the sheep sneak into the farmhouse for a party. But when Pidsley snaps a photograph of the fun and games, Shaun and Bitzer need to catch the malicious moggy before he can show the incriminating evidence to the farmer.

3:45pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 1, Episode 7 - The Dance Of Hitler Youth

The Colonel organises a party in the café, purportedly to celebrate the burning of the Reichstag, but in fact just to get Flick out of his apartment whilst it is broken into.

4:15pm (repeat)

The Upper Hand

Series 3, Episode 12 - Business And Pleasure

Laura pressures Charlie to help Caroline's business.

4:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 29, Episode 9 - Of Passion And Pizza

Mervyn is deeply in love with 'Her' at the pizza take-away, but he lacks the courage to tell her. Unfortunately for him, he makes the terrible mistake of letting Entwistle and Alvin bring them together.

4:50pm (repeat)

Second Thoughts

Series 3, Episode 8 - Labour of Love

Bill is coping well with his redundancy - until Faith tries to be sympathetic.

5pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten Years

Clegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.

5pm (repeat)

Bottom Knocker Street

Episode 23 - Beware The Tachetarians

It all gets a bit hairy when moustache-shaped aliens start attaching themselves to the townsfolk.

5pm
30 min

All At Sea

Series 1, Episode 4 - Alien

Charlie comes up with an out of this world plan to make his homework easier with some extra-terrestrial help. But when an unusual guest arrives at the B and B Charlie starts to wonder whether asking aliens for help was really such a good idea...

5pm (repeat)

What Ho, Jeeves!

Series 1, Episode 1 - Jeeves Exerts The Old Cerebellum

Bingo Little is keen on waitress Mabel - can Bertie's valet help?

5:15pm (repeat)

Bottom Knocker Street

Episode 24 - Till A Tronic

As Meena's new till develops a mind of its own, it is not a good time to be a food critic.

5:20pm (repeat)

Gigglebiz

CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.

5:20pm (repeat)

George & Mildred

Series 3, Episode 3 - I Believe In Yesterday

Mildred's mother pays a visit, bringing a letter from an old US serviceman friend. He's back in England and wants to meet up.

5:30pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

5:30pm (repeat)

The Secret Life Of Rosewood Avenue

Episode 5, Mrs Garland's Good Deeds: Hapless vicar Timothy Carswell steps in when the over-70s keep fit club gets out of hand.

6:20pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of three episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.

6:20pm (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 4, Episode 9 - Time And Tides

Sharon and Tracey help out Dorien because women "of a certain age" need careful handling.

6:30pm (repeat)

Bridget Christie Minds The Gap

Series 1, Episode 2

Bridget considers women and their day-to-day relationships with each other.

7pm (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 4, Episode 10 - Sisters Are Doing It...

There's trouble for Tracey when her new as a secretary exposes her to sexual harassment from her boss.

7pm (repeat)

Hancock's Half Hour

Series 4, Episode 15 - The Old School Reunion

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

7:30pm (repeat)

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Series 7, Episode 9

Professor Prune is incarcerated, and Bill Oddie rhapsodises the flowers in the garden.

7:40pm (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 3, Episode 1 - The Secret Diary Of David Porter

Whilst cleaning David's room, Bill stumbles upon his secret diary. She begins to read and reminisce about a particularly odd day when Rona's brother turned up, and her own aunt started causing trouble.

8:20pm (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 3, Episode 2 - When The Children Are Asleep

When Bill sees a couple of people acting strangely in the street, she soon has them pegged as burglars. With Mr and Mrs Grimes from next door away on holiday and police on the doorstep, a peculiar night of alarms, silent phone calls and broken glass begins.

9pm
60 min

Mount Pleasant

Series 3, Episode 6

Dan's bad behaviour lands him in the dog house and leaves Lisa kipping on Denise's sofa. Can the neighbourhood's favourite couple overcome such a huge fallout?

9pm
60 min version (repeat)

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

9:40pm (repeat)

Blackadder

A selection of episodes from the first and third series of the historic comic saga. Repeated again as of 01.40.

10pm (repeat)

Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!

Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.

10pm (repeat)

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Series 3, Episode 9 - Dump

Janet has decided that the most important thing about getting married is the presents, so she makes a wedding list.

10pm (repeat)

Mock The Week

Series 6, Episode 10

With Ed Byrne and Stewart Francis.

10pm
30 min

Staying In With Greg & Russell

Episode 4

Jack Whitehall drops in to see the boys, plus Katy B performs an exclusive track from her new album and joins the boys for a chat.

10pm (repeat)

Arthur Smith's Balham Bash

Series 3, Episode 1

With Katie Melua, Roisin Conaty, Alun Cochrane and Nick Helm.

10pm (repeat)

A League Of Their Own

Series 7, Episode 8

Alan Shearer, Jason Manford, The Saturdays' Frankie Sandford and her footballer boyfriend Wayne Bridge get involved in the sports fun.

10:30pm (repeat)

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

10:30pm (repeat)

The Shuttleworths

Radio Shuttleworth 2, Episode 2

John is hoping that Richard Whiteley will host a special Shuttleworth edition of Countdown with wife Mary acting as Carol Vorderman - but only after he has helped with the washing up.

10:35pm
30 min

Father Figure

Episode 5 - I Do Believe

Tom attempts to go back to basics and force some good old-fashioned fun on the family.

10:40pm (repeat)

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Series 3, Episode 10 - Schluballybub

Janet thinks that she has fallen out of love with Jonny. Gaz and Donna have a serious row, too.

10:40pm (repeat)

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Series 1, Episode 5 - I Like Eggs

Here Dave looks at the footprint we leave behind when surfing the web.

11pm (repeat)

Gates

Episode 4

Chloe gets proactive to help the local Big Issue seller and suggests a sponsored sleep out to raise money for the homeless. Despite her admirable zeal, there's a lack of goodwill among the parents when it comes to spending a night in the elements!

11pm
15 min

Before They Were Famous

Series 2, Episode 1

The spoof documentary that sheds light on the often surprising jobs done by the world's best-known writers.

11pm (repeat)

Revolting People

Series 3, Episode 4 - Over The Rainbow

Ezekiel Spriggs is trying to sell insurance, and Mary meets a jar of talking pickles in a parody of The Wizard of Oz.

11:05pm (repeat)

Father Figure

Episode 5 - I Do Believe

Tom attempts to go back to basics and force some good old-fashioned fun on the family.

11:05pm
40 min version (repeat)

Room 101

Series 1, Episode 7 - Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne, David O'Doherty

This week Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne and David O'Doherty try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include fake tension in TV shows, flags and confusing loo signs.

11:15pm (repeat)

It Is Rocket Science!

Series 2, Episode 3 - Women In Space

Helen Keen rails against the tyranny of misogyny and the tinfoil bikini as she tells inspiring true stories of the first women who made it into space - and also slightly depressing true stories of the women who didn't.

11:25pm (repeat)

Father Figure

Episode 5 - I Do Believe

Tom attempts to go back to basics and force some good old-fashioned fun on the family.

11:30pm (repeat)

Love Matters

Episode 6 - Kitten Chic

Teen romance comedy following Kitten, a 17-year old determind to snag her dream man, Jake. Unfortunately for Kitten, he's gay.

11:30pm (repeat)

Down The Line

Series 4, Episode 4

Spoof phone-in show starring Rhys Thomas as Gary Bellamy. With Amelia Bullmore, Simon Day, Felix Dexter, Charlie Higson, Lucy Montgomery and Paul Whitehouse as the Great British Public.

11:35pm (repeat)

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

11:35pm
40 min version (repeat)

Room 101

Series 1, Episode 7 - Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne, David O'Doherty

This week Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne and David O'Doherty try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include fake tension in TV shows, flags and confusing loo signs.

11:40pm
60 min version (repeat)

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Have I Got News For You

Series 38, Episode 1

With guest host Martin Clunes and panellists Charlie Brooker and Arlene Phillips.

11:55pm
40 min version (repeat)

Room 101

Series 1, Episode 7 - Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne, David O'Doherty

This week Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne and David O'Doherty try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include fake tension in TV shows, flags and confusing loo signs.

Midnight (repeat)

Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!

Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.

12:20am (repeat)

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Series 3, Episode 9 - Dump

Janet has decided that the most important thing about getting married is the presents, so she makes a wedding list.

12:20am
60 min version (repeat)

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

12:30am (repeat)

Staying In With Greg & Russell

Episode 4

Jack Whitehall drops in to see the boys, plus Katy B performs an exclusive track from her new album and joins the boys for a chat.

12:35am (repeat)

The Comic Strip Presents...

Series 3, Episode 4 - The Yob

An illegal psychic teleportation experiment goes horribly wrong, and pretentious promo director Patrick gets his genes mixed with those of a football hooligan. Slowly, he begins to change - taking on some undeniably yobbish tendencies.

1am (repeat)