Schedule Saturday 12th October 2013
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Series 3, Episode 5 - Beam Me Up, ScottyBen's on-and-off rivalry with another local plumber, Jake 'the Klingon', reaches new heights. Back at home, Bill and Rona have a fierce local health inspector to contend with.
Barbara
Series 3, Episode 8 - NeighboursChristmas is fast approaching and Ted and Barbara have new next door neighbours. At the Ponds', Linda is none-too-pleased at the amount of overtime Martin's been doing recently. Neil, meanwhile, is boring...
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 3 - LodgersSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 9 - HeartachesIt is Gary and Phoebe's wedding day. Will Gary make it on time? Will he be there at all?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScrumpingThose pesky pigs have taken all the apples, and wont let the sheep have one - they didn't count on Shaun!
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 11 - April FoolishnessIt's the April Fools Tea Party, and Richard is determined not to be crowned The Biggest Fool for the second year running. All he has to do is deliver a car to Mr Slater's friend. But with Sooty behind the wheel, will his plans backfire?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 10 - Careless Talk...Gary is rapidly running out of money, and Ron has lost the will to print it.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 23 - Beware The TachetariansIt all gets a bit hairy when moustache-shaped aliens start attaching themselves to the townsfolk.
Two Way Stretch
Prisoner Dodger Lane plans a heist that will involve slipping out of incarceration to steal some diamonds.
Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 3Martin is put in a difficult situation at his own dinner party. He has to use all his powers of discretion in order to tell Paul that his wife has arrived. Not only did no one know he was married but he's sat in his living room with another girl.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 4With Ann in hospital, Martin has to cope on his own. He decides to spring clean the house and stubbornly refuses the help of his friends - with disastrous results...
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 3 - A Short Introduction To Cooper's RulesJust as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Fighting Talk
Series 11, Episode 7Christian O'Connell hosts. With Heptathlete Commonwealth Champion Louise Hazel, sports commentator John Rawling, comedian Neil Delamere and Canadian broadcaster Greg Brady.
All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArtistAn artist comes to stay at the B&B, giving Charlie a creative idea on how to make some extra money.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 4 - Is Jeremy Quite Safe?A retired jewel thief regales Marina and Davenport with fanciful stories of his past exploits in the South of France. When Aunty Wainwright finds an old safe without a key, who better to open it?
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 7Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Diplomatic IncidentWhen the former PM dies unexpectedly of a heart attack, a state funeral is announced. Unfortunately that means a chance for the French to cause a diplomatic incident to use as a bargaining tool for important upcoming Channel Tunnel negotiatoins - never knowingly reasonable!
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Now Show
Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present a mix of stand-up, sketches and songs in this popular topical comedy show for Radio 4.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Housekeeper CaperArkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 8Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
What's The Story?
A topical panel show for BBC Radio Wales recorded in front of a live audience. Two teams jostle and joust with the week's news.
Doc Martin
Series 1, Episode 5 - Of All The Harbours In All The TownsAn old flame of Joan's sails back into her life and whisks her off her feet. But John Slater is seriously ill with a life-threatening heart condition.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 6Bertie's resolve to marry Bobbie is thrown into disarray after a midnight mishap and speech at a girls' school - meanwhile, back in London, Bingo has fallen in love with a waitress and insists on using the Wooster intellect to win his uncle over to the idea. The less said of Tuppy Glossop's latest romantic entanglements, the better!
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Boots, Boots, BootsMainwaring becomes obsessed with the state of the platoon's feet. His demanding marches soon forces the members of the platoon to try and stop him.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 1Wooster heads to Manhattan, with Jeeves ever reliably in tow. Having bumped into Tuppy - himself on a business trip - on the boat over, Bertie soon finds himself managing not only the lovesick Glossop, but also the teetotal drip son of one of his aunt's friends.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 13 - End Of An EraIt's Bob and Thelma's big day, and he's on tranquilisers.
4 O'Clock Club
A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's sitcom starring Doc Brown.
My Phone Genie
Episode 11 - CleverGene grants Jaz a wish to show how smart she can be, but he makes her super-smart at everything - which brings its own problems!
The Good Life
A selection of episodes from the first series of self-sufficient sitcom.
Horrid Henry: The Movie
Kids' comedy film featuring a host of British comedy stars. Horrid Henry finds himself doing things he never ever thought he'd do, and then some.
Dani's House
Series 4, Highlights Special - Sayonara SamWhen Sam has cold feet about leaving her friends to join the NASA training programme, Dani and Jack must show her that she would be crazy not to follow her dream. Besides, however far away Sam is, they will always be her mates.
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 2The band are joined by Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee guest Nick Helm, and explore the relationship between man and dog and dinosaurs and puns.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Sickness & WealthDel is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.
Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the sitcom starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph.
Fool Britannia
Series 2, Episode 2A dancing dog act doesn't exactly go to plan at the Ageas Bowl; the Asbo Vicar causes havoc at The Cornbury Festival; and Dom dresses as a talking Doner Kebab to fool the residents of Wandsworth.
Count Arthur Strong
Series 1, Episode 5 - Doctor TwoA dog bite leads to an eventful visit to a hospital for Arthur and Michael. Arthur discovers an exciting new stage in his career, to Michael's considerable surprise.
Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 2 - Angel HairA pop star's marriage is threatened by a ransom note - but how can the kidnapping be filmed before the victim is captured?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 6Alan Johnson MP acts as host as Ian Hislop and Paul Merton continue to satirise the events of week. With guest panellists Miles Jupp and Graham Linehan.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 8Alan Shearer, Jason Manford, The Saturdays' Frankie Sandford and her footballer boyfriend Wayne Bridge get involved in the sports fun.
The Ginge, The Geordie And The Geek
Episode 2This time the seagulls take revenge on a motorist, a fishmonger has a surprising new girlfriend and a four-legged policeman gets a promotion.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Bullet Is Not For FiringThe platoon get into a spot of bother after firing at a German plane during an air raid. Displeased at the spending of precious bullets, Mainwaring organises a court of inquiry into the situation.
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 2Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests Richard Hammond, Carol Vorderman, Paul Foot and Matt Forde.
Mount Pleasant
Series 3, Episode 5It's the morning after the night before as Dan and Tanya face the repercussions of their misguided hotel shenanigans.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 2Lou and Andy are in the countryside, and Judy of the Women's Institute projectile vomits over a visiting MP when she discovers the vol-au-vents were made to a recipe by Ainsley Harriott.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 11, Episode 7 - Nicole Scherzinger, Johnny Knoxville, Gok WanAlan is joined by X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger, US actor and Jackass star Johnny Knoxville and Gok Wan, who tells Alan all about his new book. Music is from One Republic, who perform their latest single Counting Stars.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 3, Episode 3This time Sarah's talking about US drama, musical and gardening shows with Homeland's David Harewood, Glee star Matthew Morrison and top horticulturalist Diarmuid Gavin.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation
Series 2, Episode 3 - How To Be A Leader Of MenJeremy Hardy presents a humorous lecture on the subject of leadership.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 5, Episode 1 - Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, Cilla Black, James ArthurThe Jonathan Ross Show returns with exclusive chats with Hollywood superstars Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock and national treasure Cilla Black. Plus, X Factor 2012 winner James Arthur appears with an exclusive performance of the first single from his new album.
The Catherine Tate Show
Popular sketch show starring Catherine Tate as a range of characters, including a rude nan and a talkative teenager.
Saturday Night Fry
Episode 3: Stephen Fry serves up more witty banter and sketches with Hugh Laurie, Jim Broadbent and Julia Hills.
Was It Something I Said?
Episode 1David Mitchell, Micky Flanagan and Richard Ayoade are joined by panellists Jimmy Carr and Charlie Higson. The guest narrator is Homeland star David Harewood.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Prince, Not An Estate AgentDave casts a wry eye over the role of family in modern life.
London Irish
Episode 3It's Halloween and there's a party to get to. But Bronagh's on medication so can't drink; Packy and Conor have been mugged; and tedious cousin Sean is in London after a marital incident.
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 7This week's guests are EastEnders sisters Samantha Womack and Rita Simons; Professor Green; ITV Breakfast's Kate Garraway; and Benidorm actor Jake Canuso.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Christmas Special - SailingMiserable at the prospect of her first Christmas without Darryl, Tracey is over the moon when two cruise tickets arrive. That is until Garth calls to say he won't be home. She refuses to go at all, but Sharon and Dorien have a devious plan.
Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 1 - Getting A GripOverdue bills lead to the electricity being cut off. Garth has been fighting in school and the central heating is leaking. Roll on two useless plumbers, a pair of female plumbers who botch it up and one who couldn't give a firm time arriving just as the house begins to flood.
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 2Lou and Andy are in the countryside, and Judy of the Women's Institute projectile vomits over a visiting MP when she discovers the vol-au-vents were made to a recipe by Ainsley Harriott.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 6Alan Johnson MP acts as host as Ian Hislop and Paul Merton continue to satirise the events of week. With guest panellists Miles Jupp and Graham Linehan.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 6 - FundraiserWhen Abbey Grove falls into financial ruin, can Alfie come up with a plan to save the school?
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
Some Girls
Series 2, Episode 2After falling out with the group after an eventful party, Holli has to find a new set of friends. Saz and Amber both like the same boy and Viva is distressed about being forced to give up a precious toy.
Staying In With Greg & Russell
Episode 3It's Ladies' Night, so joining the boys are Kimberley Walsh, Ana Matronic and Stacey Solomon. Plus Warwick Davis tells us all about his new role and chart sensation Conor Maynard drops by for a performance.
Kerry
Comedy sketch show pilot starring Kerry Howard.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 2 - Sweet Smell Of SuccessMoney is running out and Tracey is getting desperate. Darryl's Jaguar is repossessed when Tracey advertises it through Computer Car. Only problem is, Darryl confesses that he has hidden £25,000 in the spare tyre. Luckily Dorien accidentally saves the day.
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 2The band are joined by Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee guest Nick Helm, and explore the relationship between man and dog and dinosaurs and puns.