Schedule Thursday 10th October 2013
2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 3 - Badger's BendBen appears to have become addicted to Ninja Badger, and Bill challenges him to stay off the game for the weekend. Meanwhile, Rona's got a guilt-tripping convent school reunion to get through, and David's come home with a new pet goldfish.
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Unkindest Cut Of AllMildred's even snobbier sister, Ethel, and her husband visit the Ropers for dinner. Unfortunately, George has forgotten to pay the electricity bill...
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Unkindest Cut Of AllMildred's even snobbier sister, Ethel, and her husband visit the Ropers for dinner. Unfortunately, George has forgotten to pay the electricity bill...
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 1 - Home MoviesSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 4 - Women On The Verge Of A Nervous BreakdownWith the phone out and a big job on the horizon, Bill's increasingly stressed about how she and Rona will cope. Dreams of hearing strange voices, and surprise appearances from Tina, don't help...
The Galton And Simpson Playhouse
Episode 1 - Clicquot Et FilsA firm of undertakers in 1920s France has fallen on hard times, usurped by its more modern rivals. What it needs is a really sumptuous funeral - an old-fashioned, publicity-gathering blockbuster.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 5, Episode 5 - Turn Around Dave EyesDave embraces internet dating and gets close to someone passing themselves off as 80s rock goddess Bonnie Tyler. Meanwhile, Ramesh has a wobble about his Meat Loaf date with Malcolm, as it falls on a delicate family anniversary.
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 2 - FishingSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 3A confused First World War soldier experiences his first day in the trenches, David Baddiel reveals another not-so Scary Story as Vincenzo Larfoff, and more.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Boots, Boots, BootsMainwaring becomes obsessed with the state of the platoon's feet. His demanding marches soon forces the members of the platoon to try and stop him.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Hello Cheeky
Series 2, Episode 1Sketches and jokes from Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and John Junkin.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Alarm SystemRichard is concerned about security at the park - and it's Sooty Security Services to the rescue. But when the police arrive, will Richard be caught red-handed?
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Final CurtainBoycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.
Any Other Business
Episode 6Episode 6: Star Trek fever erupts as a German delegation tours the cultural delights of Chesbury.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Sports DayIt's the annual sports day and Sooty and Sweep are competing for the cup - but who will win the day?
Tickets Please
Episode 2The 9.27 London to Exeter emotional rollercoaster continues as the train staff's personal embroilments deepen. Now one of the wedding party is joining in the melee. And why are there finger-holes in the muffins?
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 2 - Say Little Hen...The journey of self-sufficiency continues with the introduction of Margo the goat, some shy hens and Lenin the cockerel. Margo and Jerry feel that an intervention is needed to bring the Goods back to normality. A light hearted confrontation between Tom and his old boss fails to change anything.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 9 - In Which Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle PumpTruly makes matters worse when an embarrassed Howard bumps into an acquaintance from the past.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 10 - Sinclair And The Wormley WitchesSinclair believes he has been cursed, so Trudy, Entwistle and Alvin unwisely decide to exorcise him.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hearts Of DarknessA day out in the country and a gentle trip on the river leads to epic complications for the Meldrews, Mrs Warboys and Nick Swainey when they find themselves marooned in the middle of a misty river.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Boots, Boots, BootsMainwaring becomes obsessed with the state of the platoon's feet. His demanding marches soon forces the members of the platoon to try and stop him.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 1 - Man OverboardPlans to move a number of military bases to the north of England, in an effort to reduce unemployment levels in the region, a dealt a blow when Sir Humphrey fabricates an inter-Cabinet plot against the PM. With resignations on the cards, Jim has some tricky posturing to pull off.
Hello Cheeky
Series 2, Episode 1Sketches and jokes from Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and John Junkin.
Dani's House
Series 2, Episode 5 - Double TroubleSam and Jack are tired of Dani always ditching them for auditions, so she promises them she won't let them down again. When the perfect audition clashes with a date with her mates, Dani has to find a way out fast.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
Scoop
Series 1, Episode 3 - Monk-y BusinessA dull assignment at a monastery turns into an adventure when Digby finds a treasure map.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 21 - The Treasure MapA treasure map creates excitement for the kids in Bottom Knocker Street.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 22 - Election DayCouncillor Cowdrey is prepared to promise anything to be re-elected, with only Gobby the post box standing in his way.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 6 - Young At HeartBill is livid following Ben's revelation of the contents of the lock-up, and the grotty new area manager at work isn't making life any easier, particularly with a new wage payment plan.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Ladies Of Letters
Episode 3.9: Mystery over Irene's burglary, happenings at The Bothy and Karen's whereabouts.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 1 - I'm Going Slightly MadIt's been 14 weeks since Bill left the bakery, and she's starting to feel the pressure of being unemployed. Strange dreams haunt her sleep, and she doesn't know what to do. Ben, meanwhile, has a new assistant, Chris.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 7 - Easy LivingGary's world is changing fast. Yvonne is changing careers as Phoebe plans the wedding. And Reg's domestic problems threaten his job.
Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 4 - His And Her'sThe staff don't take too kindly to a perfume saleswoman operating on the floor and poaching their commissions. They try to run her out - with disastrous results.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 1 - Off The Baa!When a cabbage bounces into the field from a passing truck, Shaun and his pals decide to use it as a football, with little help from the pigs!
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 8 - Come Fly With MeGary and Phoebe's wedding is drawing near. Can Gary cope with two stag nights, 54 years apart?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 3 - Saville Row To The RescueAs the Resistance prepare to take delivery of the new uniforms for the Colonel and Hans and sending off the British airmen for good, René is charged with the care of a bottle of explosive disguised as gin.
The Upper Hand
Series 3, Episode 8 - The HoneymoonersAn ex-girlfriend causes problems for Charlie when he takes Caroline to a footballers' reunion.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 1 - Enter The FingerBarry's fitness-mad neighbour Boothroyd annoyingly outshines him in all things physical. When it comes to karate, however, Barry has friends who can help him even the balance.
Second Thoughts
Series 3, Episode 4 - Double BookedFaith takes Bill to a grand hotel to celebrate the night they became lovers.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 2 - Will The Genuine Racer Please Stand Up?To ease his lot, Howard devises a simple scheme to change his appearance enough to fool even Pearl. But he soon discovers that taking over someone else's identity can be equally as hazardous.
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 3.2, Willing It Away: Stella's luck goes from bad to worse, as daughter Alison and granny want to move in.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Right Way To TravelMildred's desperate for a holiday, and has heard of a nice, cheap package tour to Majorca available. The only catch? It's for members of the Conservative Party...
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Galton And Simpson Playhouse
Episode 1 - Clicquot Et FilsA firm of undertakers in 1920s France has fallen on hard times, usurped by its more modern rivals. What it needs is a really sumptuous funeral - an old-fashioned, publicity-gathering blockbuster.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Greater LoveRodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 2 - Official SecretsWith his predecessor due to publish memoirs with not entirely flattering recollections of Jim's time as Minister for Administrative Affairs, he attempts to see the book censored. There's little legal ground to do so, and Number 10 is thrown into a panic when word of the blocking attempt is leaked...
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 1 - BreadwinnerSharon's cafe is doing well, but Tracey finds her success hard to take.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 5, Episode 6 - Meter Reading ChicRamesh thinks it is time to ponder retirement from the corner shop game but has to decide who will carry on his shop's legacy and take over the Fags, Mags and Bags empire.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 2 - Horse-tradingArkwright thinks he's done great business when he offloads some genuine Yorkshire clothes horses on a local Asian shopkeeper...
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 2 - Food For ThoughtTracey is looking forward to being a mum again now that Garth is home from school. But Garth has his own ideas and Sharon gets caught in the middle.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Lion Has 'PhonesMainwaring tries to improve communications amongst the platoon by giving lessons in using public telephone boxes. Their lessons are needed when a German plane crash lands into the local reservoir.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 3Guest host Lee Mack is joined by panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Derbyshire.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Boots, Boots, BootsMainwaring becomes obsessed with the state of the platoon's feet. His demanding marches soon forces the members of the platoon to try and stop him.
Hello Cheeky
Series 2, Episode 1Sketches and jokes from Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and John Junkin.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 3 - Nob And NobilityThe Scarlet Pimpernel is at the height of his activities sneaking aristocrats out of revolutionary France, and Blackadder is not too pleased at the sudden overrunning of London with the objectionable garlic-munchers. He decides to prove the Pimpernel's actions as overrated by rescuing an aristo himself - or not...
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 6 - Young At HeartBill is livid following Ben's revelation of the contents of the lock-up, and the grotty new area manager at work isn't making life any easier, particularly with a new wage payment plan.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 4 - Sense And SenilityAs the British anarchist movement grows in number, the Prince becomes more wary of threats upon his life. He is also increasingly interested in the theatre, and seeks acting tuition from two leading thespians.
2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 1 - I'm Going Slightly MadIt's been 14 weeks since Bill left the bakery, and she's starting to feel the pressure of being unemployed. Strange dreams haunt her sleep, and she doesn't know what to do. Ben, meanwhile, has a new assistant, Chris.
Pat & Cabbage
Episode 6When Cabbage bumps into her ex-husband and his new partner, she regretfully invites them to dinner.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Yellow PerilAfter a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.
Plunkett & Macleane
Comic adventure set in the 1740s. A gentlemen drunkard and a robber pool their talents to embark on a crime spree.
Stage Door Johnnies
One-off comedy drama about five excitable theatre fans who will stop at nothing to let their idols know how they truly feel.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 3 - AmyOver-excited by the appearance of a lesbian couple in their building, Lee and Tim ask them over for dinner, little realising that their adolescent attempt to get their jollies will backfire when Lucy discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.
Trollied
Series 3, Episode 8As the team gather to give the store a post-closing once-over before the grand 'Valco Better' reopening, Richard pulls a last-minute surprise out of his hat: completely rearranging the store.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 4 - PartyWhen Tim and Lee try to organise a surprise party for Lucy's 30th birthday their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 3 - KangarooJanet insists that Jonny formally ask her parents for her hand in marriage. Jonny agrees, on one condition - Janet must write him a poem about a turtle. Meanwhile Gaz has spent the night shackled to his bed by bondage gear.
Mock The Week
Series 12, Highlights SpecialA selection of extended highlights and unseen hilarity from the twelfth series of Mock The Week.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 5, Episode 5 - Turn Around Dave EyesDave embraces internet dating and gets close to someone passing themselves off as 80s rock goddess Bonnie Tyler. Meanwhile, Ramesh has a wobble about his Meat Loaf date with Malcolm, as it falls on a delicate family anniversary.
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 7This week's guests are EastEnders sisters Samantha Womack and Rita Simons; Professor Green; ITV Breakfast's Kate Garraway; and Benidorm actor Jake Canuso.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Newsjack
Series 9, Episode 4This week we get an exclusive preview of Still Open All Hours, Justin interviews a spokesperson from the National Knee-jerk Society, and a doctor is confused by Skype.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 4 - BeastialityMunch is slowly driving Gaz mad through his total failure to ever, ever go away. Meanwhile the preparations for the wedding go from bad to worse when the two bridesmaids decide they can't stand the sight of each other.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 6 - DecoyAfter a particularly successful audition for the part of Billy the bell-boy in Crossroads, Tom is on a high. Linda's cheered too, when Suze arrives in tears proclaiming that Jez is going to leave her. After a little ploy of Beryl's concoction, are the residents of No. 69 to go their separate ways?
Seekers
Series 1, Episode 2 - The DiaryStuart is concerned that the gift he left Nicola in her desk drawer could be misinterpreted. In fact, it's the worst gift in the history of gifts. Joe, uncharacteristically, offers to help and retrieve the gift (during a diversion created by Gary Probert). Joe only manages to make matters worse - or does he? Stuart could actually be finally getting somewhere with Nicola.
The League Against Tedium
Episode 6Episode 6: A message from the holy land! Bamboozling blur of oddball comedy and easy listening, with Simon Munnery.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 4 - Wipe That Smile Off Your TapeIn an attempt to boost her success with men, Sharon joins a video dating agency.
Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 1 - The ForetellingArriving late for the Battle of Bosworth Field, Edmund Plantagenet, the Duke of Edinburgh, mistakenly beheads his uncle, King Richard III. With his father now King, the weasely Prince re-christens himself 'The Black Adder'.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 3Guest host Lee Mack is joined by panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Derbyshire.
Dara O'Briain: This Is The Show
Recorded for DVD in 2010, Dara O'Briain presents his stand-up show in front of a live audience.
Was It Something I Said?
Episode 1David Mitchell, Micky Flanagan and Richard Ayoade are joined by panellists Jimmy Carr and Charlie Higson. The guest narrator is Homeland star David Harewood.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 2 - Food For ThoughtTracey is looking forward to being a mum again now that Garth is home from school. But Garth has his own ideas and Sharon gets caught in the middle.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 1 - Micky Flanagan, Seann Walsh, Jason ByrneMicky Flanagan hosts the first episode of the new series of Live At The Apollo, with guests Seann Walsh and Jason Byrne.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 3, Episode 2 - More Bad NewsA rock journalist reunites the Bad News band, who parted company after a disastrous maiden tour, for a one-off gig. But all does not go according to plan...
Staying In With Greg & Russell
Episode 3It's Ladies' Night, so joining the boys are Kimberley Walsh, Ana Matronic and Stacey Solomon. Plus Warwick Davis tells us all about his new role and chart sensation Conor Maynard drops by for a performance.
London Irish
Episode 3It's Halloween and there's a party to get to. But Bronagh's on medication so can't drink; Packy and Conor have been mugged; and tedious cousin Sean is in London after a marital incident.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Big Bad World
Episode 8Beth wins Chugger of the Year and invites Ben to the awards ceremony in glittering Norwich. Unfortunately Ben finally has a shot at a date with Lucy on the same night.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 3 - KangarooJanet insists that Jonny formally ask her parents for her hand in marriage. Jonny agrees, on one condition - Janet must write him a poem about a turtle. Meanwhile Gaz has spent the night shackled to his bed by bondage gear.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 6 - DecoyAfter a particularly successful audition for the part of Billy the bell-boy in Crossroads, Tom is on a high. Linda's cheered too, when Suze arrives in tears proclaiming that Jez is going to leave her. After a little ploy of Beryl's concoction, are the residents of No. 69 to go their separate ways?
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 3 - AmyOver-excited by the appearance of a lesbian couple in their building, Lee and Tim ask them over for dinner, little realising that their adolescent attempt to get their jollies will backfire when Lucy discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 1More from the irreverent, irrelevant and revealing weekly topical panel show. The guests are Jack Dee, David O'Doherty, Steve Jones and Jamelia.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 3, Episode 2 - More Bad NewsA rock journalist reunites the Bad News band, who parted company after a disastrous maiden tour, for a one-off gig. But all does not go according to plan...
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 4 - Wipe That Smile Off Your TapeIn an attempt to boost her success with men, Sharon joins a video dating agency.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 4 - BeastialityMunch is slowly driving Gaz mad through his total failure to ever, ever go away. Meanwhile the preparations for the wedding go from bad to worse when the two bridesmaids decide they can't stand the sight of each other.
Any Other Business
Episode 6Episode 6: Star Trek fever erupts as a German delegation tours the cultural delights of Chesbury.
Stage Door Johnnies
One-off comedy drama about five excitable theatre fans who will stop at nothing to let their idols know how they truly feel.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 4 - PartyWhen Tim and Lee try to organise a surprise party for Lucy's 30th birthday their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely.
Staying In With Greg & Russell
Episode 3It's Ladies' Night, so joining the boys are Kimberley Walsh, Ana Matronic and Stacey Solomon. Plus Warwick Davis tells us all about his new role and chart sensation Conor Maynard drops by for a performance.
Tickets Please
Episode 2The 9.27 London to Exeter emotional rollercoaster continues as the train staff's personal embroilments deepen. Now one of the wedding party is joining in the melee. And why are there finger-holes in the muffins?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 2 - Food For ThoughtTracey is looking forward to being a mum again now that Garth is home from school. But Garth has his own ideas and Sharon gets caught in the middle.
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Some Girls
Series 2, Episode 2After falling out with the group after an eventful party, Holli has to find a new set of friends. Saz and Amber both like the same boy and Viva is distressed about being forced to give up a precious toy.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 6 - FundraiserWhen Abbey Grove falls into financial ruin, can Alfie come up with a plan to save the school?
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 3.2, Willing It Away: Stella's luck goes from bad to worse, as daughter Alison and granny want to move in.
The Galton And Simpson Playhouse
Episode 1 - Clicquot Et FilsA firm of undertakers in 1920s France has fallen on hard times, usurped by its more modern rivals. What it needs is a really sumptuous funeral - an old-fashioned, publicity-gathering blockbuster.