Schedule Tuesday 8th October 2013
2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Secret Diary Of David PorterWhilst cleaning David's room, Bill stumbles upon his secret diary. She begins to read and reminisce about a particularly odd day when Rona's brother turned up, and her own aunt started causing trouble.
The Upper Hand
Series 3, Episode 5 - NeighboursCaroline and Charlie give a warm welcome to their new neighbours, but they soon realise that it would have been better to have kept their distance.
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 2 - All Around The ClockGeorge hasn't been allowed to forget his wedding anniversary, and buys Mildred a carriage clock. Meanwhile, the Fourmiles return from a 'winter holiday' to find their house burgled.
Sykes
Series 4, Episode 6 - Night OutSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
The Pickerskill Detentions
Episode 4, The Black-eyed Marketeer: Retired English master Dr Henry Pickerskill recalls his most memorable detentions.
2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 2 - When The Children Are AsleepWhen Bill sees a couple of people acting strangely in the street, she soon has them pegged as burglars. With Mr and Mrs Grimes from next door away on holiday and police on the doorstep, a peculiar night of alarms, silent phone calls and broken glass begins.
Hearing With Hegley
Episode 6: Love and football to hairy carpets; the Luton Laureate celebrates life's rich pageant in poetry and song.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 3, Episode 5The truth behind some famous anecdotes and a curious tale of a hard-bitten dame.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 1Today's show features an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, and more.
Sykes
Series 4, Episode 7 - Christmas PartySitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
The Goon Show
Episode 5.25, The White Box of Great Bardfield: Can Neddie Seagoon get rich quick by exporting Britain's surfeit of snow?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 13 - End Of An EraIt's Bob and Thelma's big day, and he's on tranquilisers.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 4 - Squeaky CleanMr Slater is coming for tea! Sooty is cleaning Richard's room, Sweep is in charge of the dishes, and all is set for a great evening. But with a crazy vacuum cleaner on the loose and Richard covered in paint, their plans for a dream tea look set for disaster!
The Now Show
Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present a mix of stand-up, sketches and songs in this popular topical comedy show for Radio 4.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Leaving Of LiverpoolGary and Phoebe look likely to change the course of history in wartime Liverpool, where Ron's grandfather is said to have been a hero.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 5 - The FarmRichard is making donuts to sell in the park but he has run out of eggs. Perhaps the local farmer and his chickens can help? Sooty and the gang take a trip in the campervan to find out - but leave Richard in a rather messy situation!
The Patrick And Maureen Maybe Music Experience
Episode 4Unhappily married Patrick and Maureen are getting on so badly that they're forced to present their final show form separate studios. But even that doesn't stop them quarrelling. With guest Rachel Weisz.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 6 - How Long Has This Been Going On?Gary is getting ready for Yvonne's return from Korea, but an unexpected arrival at the Royal Oak could cause him even more trouble.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 5 - Will The Nearest Alien Please Come InCan a sci-fi addict be convinced that aliens have landed?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 6 - Elegy For Small Creature And Clandestine TrackbikeHoward's new bike is difficult to conceal from Pearl.
The Admirable Crichton
1957 film based on J M Barrie's play. Kenneth More stars as butler to a family who find themselves shipwrecked on a desert island.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 2 - Descent Into The MaelstromMargaret collapses with exhaustion and Victor's attempts at nursing her back to health only make things worse. But her spirits pick up swiftly when Andrea Temple, the who used to live next door as a child, comes back to visit her old neighbours with her new baby.
The Goon Show
Episode 5.25, The White Box of Great Bardfield: Can Neddie Seagoon get rich quick by exporting Britain's surfeit of snow?
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Bishops GambitThe position of Dean at Bury St Edmunds has become vacant, and as PM, it's - in practical terms - Jim's job to choose who should take the post. Unfortunately, of the two names put forward for the role, one is a Marxist and the other an atheist, neither of which appeal much to Hacker!
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 13 - End Of An EraIt's Bob and Thelma's big day, and he's on tranquilisers.
Dani's House
Series 2, Episode 3 - Hit The JackpotSam and Jack's attempts to help Dani create a perfect pop promo may not have the required effect. Meanwhile, Max is in need of cash and decides he has the solution - appearing on top quiz Family Misfortunes.
Scoop
Series 1, Episode 1 - No Newt Is Good NewtDigby joins a famous explorer in his quest to find the extremely rare blue-spotted newt.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 10 - CuckooSharon gets a shock when she tries to cash her unemployment cheque.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 1 - Plough Your Own FurrowOn his 40th birthday Tom Good decides to drop out of the rat-race in order to do something meaningful with his life. He, along with supportive wife Barbara, attempts to become self-sufficient in Surbiton.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 3 - When The Going Gets ToughAs Ben receives notification of an "interview" with the tax inspector, Bill gets into a spot of bother at the supermarket. Meanwhile, there's the small matter of a note and phone number to resolve, and Jenny's going vegetarian.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Ladies Of Letters
Episode 3.7: Irene apologises to Vera for her rude email about Howard. But will she accept?
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 4 - Love And MarriageBill's mother comes to stay, and is just as difficult as ever. Meanwhile, Bill's also finding it increasingly difficult to communicate and reason with Jenny - could daughter be turning into mother?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 6Bertie's resolve to marry Bobbie is thrown into disarray after a midnight mishap and speech at a girls' school - meanwhile, back in London, Bingo has fallen in love with a waitress and insists on using the Wooster intellect to win his uncle over to the idea. The less said of Tuppy Glossop's latest romantic entanglements, the better!
Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 2 - Our Figures Are SlippingFalling sales force Mr. Rumbold to hold the staff after hours for a training session in the fine art of salesmanship. The problem is, no one wants to be there.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 36 - Shaun Goes PottyThe farm takes delivery of a brand new pool table. Before the farmer can take it indoors, Bitzer and the flock have a game, with disastrous cloth-ripping consequences. They must repair the damage before the farmer finds out.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Fallen MadonnaValuable painting The Fallen Madonna has gone missing from the château; Hitler wants the masterpiece for his private collection and so Herr Flick of the Gestapo is determined to find it.
The Upper Hand
Series 3, Episode 6 - Old FlamesA visitor from Caroline's past is attached to her in more ways than one.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 7 - The Crowcroft ChallengeHoward sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfinq crow outfit.
Carry On Teacher
A group of school children try to stop their mild-mannered headmaster leaving.
Second Thoughts
Series 3, Episode 2 - Youth and ConsequencesFaith realises that mid-life crises do not happen only to other people.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 8 - Must Be A Good DancerSmiler's non-dancing policy comes between him and the woman of his dreams.
Flying The Flag
Episode 3.3, A Loss of Marbles: Britain's ambassador faces demands from the Republic for the return of its heritage.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Travelling ManWhen George advertises for a lodger to take their spare room, Mildred is not impresse - until, that is, she sees the male applicant!
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Pickerskill Detentions
Episode 4, The Black-eyed Marketeer: Retired English master Dr Henry Pickerskill recalls his most memorable detentions.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Losing StreakDel's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!
Hearing With Hegley
Episode 6: Love and football to hairy carpets; the Luton Laureate celebrates life's rich pageant in poetry and song.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - One Of UsA former head of MI5 is posthumously revealed to have been routinely passing information to the Russians during key Cold War years. An embarrassing story for any Government, but the situation becomes particularly tricky when it emerges that Humphrey chaired an inquiry that cleared him of such claims at the time...
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 10 - CuckooSharon gets a shock when she tries to cash her unemployment cheque.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 3, Episode 6This episode looks at some creative accounting, cross-examines an expert witness, and asks why it is that posh men's trousers are all the same colour.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 8Ian Hislop and Paul Merton continue to satirise the events of week. With guest panellists Joe Wilkinson and Richard Madeley. Sharon Horgan hosts.
The Goon Show
Episode 5.25, The White Box of Great Bardfield: Can Neddie Seagoon get rich quick by exporting Britain's surfeit of snow?
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 13 - End Of An EraIt's Bob and Thelma's big day, and he's on tranquilisers.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 3 - When The Going Gets ToughAs Ben receives notification of an "interview" with the tax inspector, Bill gets into a spot of bother at the supermarket. Meanwhile, there's the small matter of a note and phone number to resolve, and Jenny's going vegetarian.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 1After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 4 - Love And MarriageBill's mother comes to stay, and is just as difficult as ever. Meanwhile, Bill's also finding it increasingly difficult to communicate and reason with Jenny - could daughter be turning into mother?
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 3 - At Home With Eric And ErnGOLD's five-part tribute to the comedy duo here focuses on their home-based sketches, and explains how they came to share a bed.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 1 - Jason Manford and Michael McIntyreNorthern funny man Jason Manford acts as host, and the comedy sensation of 2009, Michael McIntyre, is his very special guest.
The Wrong Mans
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dead MansHaving exchanged Jason for Scarlett, Phil and Sam's strife reaches a whole new level when a man is murdered right in front of them; MI5 agent Walker appears to be their only hope.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 3, Episode 3This time Sarah's talking about US drama, musical and gardening shows with Homeland's David Harewood, Glee star Matthew Morrison and top horticulturalist Diarmuid Gavin.
The Two Ronnies Spectacle
Episode 2 - The SketchesThe celebratory series turns to the duo's 70s heyday. Get the inside take on how the shows were made and their unique style was developed.
Big Bad World
Episode 7Ben finally gets a promotion at the pub - he's going to manage the monthly bring-and-buy sale. But is Great Yarmouth ready for his bohemian vision?
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Prince, Not An Estate AgentDave casts a wry eye over the role of family in modern life.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 6 - FundraiserWhen Abbey Grove falls into financial ruin, can Alfie come up with a plan to save the school?
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 3, Episode 5The truth behind some famous anecdotes and a curious tale of a hard-bitten dame.
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 6This week's guests aree Strictly Come Dancing judge Craig Revel Horwood, Geordie funnyman Chris Ramsey, Coronation Street's Kym Lomas and Jay and Nathan from The Wanted.
London Irish
Episode 3It's Halloween and there's a party to get to. But Bronagh's on medication so can't drink; Packy and Conor have been mugged; and tedious cousin Sean is in London after a marital incident.
Genius
Series 2, Episode 4 - Chris AddisonWith Chris Addison. Ideas include weighing scales built into shoes, clairvoyant newsreaders and selling socks in threes.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mo Mo And PigsyDonna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 1More from the irreverent, irrelevant and revealing weekly topical panel show. The guests are Jack Dee, David O'Doherty, Steve Jones and Jamelia.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 5 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My UncleUncle Albert has been mugged and Del is determined to bring the perpetrators to justice. But is Uncle Albert telling all he knows...?
Elis James' Pantheon Of Heroes
Series 1, Episode 3 - PoliticsElis James explores historic political Welsh figures through sketch and stand-up. With guest Lloyd Langford.
One
Series 1, Episode 4The monologues in this episode include one from an actress who has jumped on stage to collect an award which is meant for someone else.
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel
Chris O'Dowd, Mark Wootton and Dean Lennox Kelly play three ordinary blokes who accidently discover a rift in the space-time continuum.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 8Ian Hislop and Paul Merton continue to satirise the events of week. With guest panellists Joe Wilkinson and Richard Madeley. Sharon Horgan hosts.
The Problem With Adam Bloom
Series 2, Episode 1 - ProblemsAdam Bloom has a problem. He's fed up with having problems. But would not having problems really be any better?
With Rob Rouse and Stefano Paolini.
The Comic Strip Presents...
1986 Specials, Episode 2 - Private EnterpriseA toilet paper delivery man steals a band's demo tape and gets the money when the 'mystery' band is a success.
Big Bad World
Episode 7Ben finally gets a promotion at the pub - he's going to manage the monthly bring-and-buy sale. But is Great Yarmouth ready for his bohemian vision?
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 6 - FundraiserWhen Abbey Grove falls into financial ruin, can Alfie come up with a plan to save the school?
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel
Chris O'Dowd, Mark Wootton and Dean Lennox Kelly play three ordinary blokes who accidently discover a rift in the space-time continuum.
Big Bad World
Episode 7Ben finally gets a promotion at the pub - he's going to manage the monthly bring-and-buy sale. But is Great Yarmouth ready for his bohemian vision?
The Comic Strip Presents...
Special - Five Go Mad In DorsetKeith Allen, Peter Richardson, Adrian Edmondson, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders from the Comic Strip have a ripping time on their summer hols.
Mount Pleasant
Series 3, Episode 4Games lead to little merrymaking for lovesick Gary, who uses a video-game to connect with Ella, and Greg is getting in too deep by working as a drug runner.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mo Mo And PigsyDonna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz.
The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 15 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The 90sJimmy Carr is joined by three teams of top celebrity faces for another fiendishly difficult pub quiz about news, music, telly and fashions of the 90s.
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel
Chris O'Dowd, Mark Wootton and Dean Lennox Kelly play three ordinary blokes who accidently discover a rift in the space-time continuum.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 2 - Food For ThoughtTracey is looking forward to being a mum again now that Garth is home from school. But Garth has his own ideas and Sharon gets caught in the middle.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 8 - One Man's JunkThe Antiques Roadshow comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Prince, Not An Estate AgentDave casts a wry eye over the role of family in modern life.
The Comic Strip Presents...
1986 Specials, Episode 2 - Private EnterpriseA toilet paper delivery man steals a band's demo tape and gets the money when the 'mystery' band is a success.
Some Girls
Series 2, Episode 2After falling out with the group after an eventful party, Holli has to find a new set of friends. Saz and Amber both like the same boy and Viva is distressed about being forced to give up a precious toy.
The Now Show
Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present a mix of stand-up, sketches and songs in this popular topical comedy show for Radio 4.
Staying In With Greg & Russell
Episode 2Greg James and Russell Kane invite celebrity guests over to their flat. Dizzee Rascal drops in and performs an exclusive track from his new album, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians star Scott Disick joins the boys to lift the lid on his crazy millionaire life.
The Patrick And Maureen Maybe Music Experience
Episode 4Unhappily married Patrick and Maureen are getting on so badly that they're forced to present their final show form separate studios. But even that doesn't stop them quarrelling. With guest Rachel Weisz.
Was It Something I Said?
Episode 1David Mitchell, Micky Flanagan and Richard Ayoade are joined by panellists Jimmy Carr and Charlie Higson. The guest narrator is Homeland star David Harewood.
Sirens
Episode 6 - CryIn the series finale, Stuart is confronted with a life and death situation which hits closer to home than expected.
Flying The Flag
Episode 3.3, A Loss of Marbles: Britain's ambassador faces demands from the Republic for the return of its heritage.
The Pickerskill Detentions
Episode 4, The Black-eyed Marketeer: Retired English master Dr Henry Pickerskill recalls his most memorable detentions.
Hearing With Hegley
Episode 6: Love and football to hairy carpets; the Luton Laureate celebrates life's rich pageant in poetry and song.