Schedule Thursday 26th September 2013
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 2 - Saturday Night And Sunday MorningBill's stress levels haven't lowered when she's left with annoying sister-in-law Tina, and she and David soon storm out. Is the man on the motorbike following her...?
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 6 - High NoonThere's a mystery virus at the Willows' home and Matthew seems to have caught it. But Henry suspects he is faking it...
Sykes
Series 3, Episode 2 - Holiday In BogseaSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 3 - When The Going Gets ToughAs Ben receives notification of an "interview" with the tax inspector, Bill gets into a spot of bother at the supermarket. Meanwhile, there's the small matter of a note and phone number to resolve, and Jenny's going vegetarian.
The Older Woman
Episodw 2.5: Roy decides celibacy is the answer. But can he remain true to his principles?
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 5, Episode 3 - Effervescent MembersThe new sweetie craze of "Fizzy Limbs" has Fags, Mags and Bags rocking every lunchtime with rampaging kids. Local headmistress Mrs Temple confronts Ramesh about stocking them as she feels it's affecting the children's behaviour. But are such matter Ramesh's concern?
Sykes
Series 3, Episode 3 - The PubSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 6The Ug and Ugio families go head to head on Stone Age Family Fortunes, mad King George III's doctors are even madder than he is, and Emperor Elagabalus launches his pranktastic Roman lottery.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 2 - If The Cap Fits...Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by making Frazer a temporary captain. The plan soon gets itself into trouble when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Hello Cheeky
Series 1, Episode 7Sketches and jokes from Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and John Junkin.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Pop ConcertRichard is hosting a pop concert in the park for one of his favourite singers - but she hasn't arrived. So it is up to Sweep to take to the stage and give the performance of a lifetime!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 6 - The Crooked FencesWorried with the way things are going, the Colonel, Gruber, Helga - and now Captain Bertorelli too - ask René to find them a fence to sell The Fallen Madonna.
Any Other Business
Episode 4Episode 4: Chesbury FC is in dire straits, but Lady Mayoress Graham is determined to save the day.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 13 - Drive In The CountryIt is Richard's day off so Sooty and Sweep have helped him prepare a picnic. But with Sooty-Stig driving the campervan, a flat tyre and no petrol, will Richard ever get a peaceful drive in the country?
The Cavity Within
Episode 4: Business is booming again, but can the dental team sort out their emotional lives and fill the yawning cavity within? Marty has high hopes for a relationship, while the zoo brings out the animal in Pete.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 7 - Crabtree's Podgeon PistThe General threatens to blow up Nouvion if the airmen are not returned to his custody. Meanwhile, Michelle has another crackpot scheme to send them home, and refuses to waiver.
Summer Lightning
Episode 2Lord Emsworth's brother, Galahad Threepwood, is writing his memoirs, to the horror and trepidation of all who knew him in their wild youths. Sinister forces at Blandings Castle scheme to halt the scandalous revelations.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 8 - The Afterthoughts Of A Co-op ManagerWhy did Marina's ex-boyfriend emigrate to Australia?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 9 - Lot No. 8Auntie Wainwright is rather pleased with herself when she lands a bargain at an auction. Unfortunately, she doesn't know what she has bought, or what to do with it when she gets it home.
The Best Of Les Dawson
Series compiling the best of the work of northern comedy legend Les Dawson.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 7, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 2 - If The Cap Fits...Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by making Frazer a temporary captain. The plan soon gets itself into trouble when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - Jobs For The BoysThe Minister gets into a spot of hot water when discussing a landmark scheme between Government and industry taking place in the Midlands - the Solihull Project - on a radio talk show. It soon becomes apparent that not all is running as it should, and rather distasteful steps must be taken to smooth the issue.
Hello Cheeky
Series 1, Episode 7Sketches and jokes from Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and John Junkin.
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 8 - SnakesToby's new pet-sitting service is under threat when his snake escapes, as the surreal children's comedy series continues. With Dani's phobia of snakes and Max desperate to fund a record deal for Ben, there's enough screaming in the house to wake an irritable and jet-lagged Aunt Sheila.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 1 - A Quiet HoneymoonThe newly married LeClercs are shot down, and swiftly arrested by the Colonel. With Von Klinkerhoffen hospitalised, Flockenstuffen's making his presence felt at the chateau.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 4 - In Which Howard Gets Double BookedHoward has impending simultaneous dates with Pearl and Marina.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 13 - The PlanA scrap metal dealer has his eyes set on Mister Moo Moo, and the kids have 24 hours to come up with a plan to save their beloved ice cream van.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Almighty BangWhen Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 14 - Psssst!!Spies descend upon Bottom Knocker Street to find the secret recipe for Giancarlo Minello's ice cream.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 11 - Love On The RunWhen Darryl ends up in hospital, he and the nurse devise a plan for him to escape to spend a night with Tracey. Sharon has a fling with an artist who gives Tracey a surprise welcome home.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 12 - Old FriendsSharon feels left out and jealous when Tracey invites her old best friend Trish to stay. Things soon turn around when Tracey becomes tired of Trish's obsession with the past and Sharon starts to bond with her.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 6 - Goodnight Children EverywhereAn evicted Ron is now staying with Gary and Yvonne. Phoebe's orphaned relatives have come back to live with her at The Royal Oak.
Summer Lightning
Episode 2Lord Emsworth's brother, Galahad Threepwood, is writing his memoirs, to the horror and trepidation of all who knew him in their wild youths. Sinister forces at Blandings Castle scheme to halt the scandalous revelations.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 15 - The SnapshotThe Farmer wants a family photo and instructs Bitzer to gather all the animals together. Getting them all to stand still at the same time is more than they can manage and Shaun discovers he's cut out of the shot. Bitzer can't bear to have his friend left out so the pair set out to find a solution.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 7 - Turned Out Nice AgainIf there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact.
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 10 - And The Winner Is...Charlie helps Caroline to cope with the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 10 - Little Orphan HowardClegg convinces the gullible Howard that he was left on a doorstep as a baby.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 7 - LeavingAs Matthew prepares to leave for college, beleaguered father Henry can't wait to return to a self-styled bachelor existence.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 1 - Follow That BottleThe gang return in pursuit of a bottle with a message inside.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 15 - Magic PencilBo struggles to compete with the others when it comes to art. Maybe Sonia has the solution?
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 7, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 16 - SecretsM'Ginney reveals a secret passage that leads to the heart of Town Hall. The temptation for mischief is too great for the Bottom Knocker Street kids.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 4 - Baby TalkNow settled in their new home, Mildred starts thinking about children and begins investigating adoption processes. Will George put his foot in it again?
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Older Woman
Episodw 2.5: Roy decides celibacy is the answer. But can he remain true to his principles?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 5 - Beware The Trickster On The RoofVictor and Margaret battle to rid their home of an evil curse. Victor's neighbours put their house up for sale - but there are very few takers. Victor becomes convinced that a TV aerial is laughing at him.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 2 - The ChallengeAssuming a new responsibility for local government within the department, Jim's eyes are turned toward the provision of nuclear fall-out provisions. However, an interview with the BBC sees some unfortunate mis-information imparted, which Jim is keen to clear up!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 4 - In Which Howard Gets Double BookedHoward has impending simultaneous dates with Pearl and Marina.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 5, Episode 4 - Carnaptious ScrooshNew shop regular Mrs Birkett goes head to head with Lovely Sue, as they both enter their cat in the Catticus Cat of the Year competition. Meanwhile, Sanjay and Alok start making music with their new cool friend Grebo, who goes by the rapping name of Carnaptious Scroosh.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 7 - St Albert's DayArkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 5 - Will The Nearest Alien Please Come InCan a sci-fi addict be convinced that aliens have landed?
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Armoured Might Of Lance Corporal JonesWalker suggests to Jones that he should loan the platoon his butchers' van, so that he can get free petrol for it. However, Mainwaring is ordered to have the vehicle converted to run on gas, causing more than a few problems and thwarting Walker's plan!
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 2 - If The Cap Fits...Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by making Frazer a temporary captain. The plan soon gets itself into trouble when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
Hello Cheeky
Series 1, Episode 7Sketches and jokes from Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and John Junkin.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 5 - BeerBlackadder challenges Melchett to a drinking contest - on the same night he is due to play host to his puritanical relatives, Lord and Lady Whiteadder, in order to discuss his inheritance!
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 11 - Love On The RunWhen Darryl ends up in hospital, he and the nurse devise a plan for him to escape to spend a night with Tracey. Sharon has a fling with an artist who gives Tracey a surprise welcome home.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 6 - ChainsMelchett and Blackadder are taken hostage by the dastardly German master of disguise Prince Ludwig, just hours after the Queen swore to only pay one more ransom ever. When she struggles to choose between the two, their captor decides to overthrow her and make himself King.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 12 - Old FriendsSharon feels left out and jealous when Tracey invites her old best friend Trish to stay. Things soon turn around when Tracey becomes tired of Trish's obsession with the past and Sharon starts to bond with her.
Pat & Cabbage
Episode 4Cabbage and Pat take an adult education course in butchery, imagining it as the ideal place to meet men and get away from their families. Meanwhile, it's the anniversary of Pat's husband's death.
The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC Wales), Episode 2 - The Gold RushExcitement reigns over the Thomas brothers' plan, but not everyone is keen on them. When an act of sabotage breaks the calm of the village, Prem finds himself facing his darkest hour.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 7 - GangsterGuy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions.
Trollied
Series 3, Episode 6When the store makeover starts, and Richard comandeers half of the staff for a 'Valco Better' training session, Gavin reaches the end of his tether.
Chickens
Episode 6The soldiers are back on leave, which means Cecil, George and Bert finally have some other men to talk to.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 1Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.
Not Going Out
Series 2, Christmas Special - Murder At ChristmasLee's plan to spend time alone with Lucy at Christmas is threatened by the presence of Tim, Daisy, Tim and Lucy's parents, and even Barbara, doing the cooking. All seems to be going well until a murder mystery game brings family tensions to a head.
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 10Dara O Briain and the team look back over another week's events with guests Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 1 - Jason Manford and Michael McIntyreNorthern funny man Jason Manford acts as host, and the comedy sensation of 2009, Michael McIntyre, is his very special guest.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 5, Episode 3 - Effervescent MembersThe new sweetie craze of "Fizzy Limbs" has Fags, Mags and Bags rocking every lunchtime with rampaging kids. Local headmistress Mrs Temple confronts Ramesh about stocking them as she feels it's affecting the children's behaviour. But are such matter Ramesh's concern?
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 5 - This Morning SpecialIn this special episode, Holly's This Morning co-presenter Phillip Schofield stands in for Fearne as they take over the show and choose their own guests. Keith will be as surprised as the viewers at home when he finds out who has been booked!
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Final CountdownMoss becomes a celebrity by beating all records on a popular puzzle show...
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Newsjack
Series 9, Episode 2This week God calls in Pope Francis for his six month appraisal, education secretary Michael Gove writes some love poems, and following the non-PC remarks of Godfrey Bloom Justin talks to the president of Bongo Bongo Land.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 3 - Something HappenedDouglas becomes a Spaceologist, Roy's life is changed by a bad back, and Jen gets involved with a rock band.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 6 - Sofa ManA job on a TV advert leads Tom to charismatic star Rick Cheesecloth, whilst Linda's new food manufacturing line job places her beside the dashing Ron. As Rick spends gradually ever-more time at Tom and Linda's, it looks like he'll ask Tom to move in with him - is this the end of the flatmates for good?
Big Bad World
Episode 6To earn a bit of cash, Ben volunteers for medical testing. Meanwhile, Eggman's band, Subcontractor, have a gig that he's convinced will be their big break.
Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 2Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests Stephen K Amos and Ed Byrne.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 5 - Lenny Henry, Ed Byrne and Andy ParsonsStand-up comedy from Lenny Henry, Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne.
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 2The arrival of a particularly talented young curate, Abi, appears to be a literal Godsend for Adam, but his initial enthusiasm at the thought of some time off is somewhat short-lived.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Fistful Of Travellers' ChequesTwo students go to Spain to do the 'whole spaghetti western thing' and run into a series of disparate and desperate characters.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 7 - GangsterGuy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 13 - PartingSharon is ignoring Chris and accuses him of lying about being ill in a desperate plea for attention, until she gets a call from the prison. Chris has a tumour. Will Sharon change her mind about leaving him and changing her surname?
The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 14 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The 80sAn edition of the panel show to coincide with Channel 4's 80s Night. Question-setters include Jim Bowen and Toyah Wilcox.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Not Going Out
Series 2, Christmas Special - Murder At ChristmasLee's plan to spend time alone with Lucy at Christmas is threatened by the presence of Tim, Daisy, Tim and Lucy's parents, and even Barbara, doing the cooking. All seems to be going well until a murder mystery game brings family tensions to a head.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 2Nana's back for her Sunday roast, and Barbara's rushed off her feet in the kitchen. When Jim arrives with Twiggy in tow she's stretched to breaking point, but all Denise cares about is Dave's old bike.
Staying In With Greg & Russell
Episode 1Greg James and Russell Kane invite celebrity guests over to their flat for an unmissable night of unique chat and home entertainment. Rizzle Kicks make themselves at home, and Jason Derulo talks dirty to the boys in their loft.
Rufus Hound: Being Rude
TV edit of comedian Rufus Hound's first live stand-up DVD.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 6 - Sofa ManA job on a TV advert leads Tom to charismatic star Rick Cheesecloth, whilst Linda's new food manufacturing line job places her beside the dashing Ron. As Rick spends gradually ever-more time at Tom and Linda's, it looks like he'll ask Tom to move in with him - is this the end of the flatmates for good?
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Any Other Business
Episode 4Episode 4: Chesbury FC is in dire straits, but Lady Mayoress Graham is determined to save the day.
London Irish
Episode 1Packy bumps into Ryan, an old friend from home who sustained a serious injury whilst covering his shift. His lingering guilt initially gets the better of him, but things seem unlikely to end well.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Final CountdownMoss becomes a celebrity by beating all records on a popular puzzle show...
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 2The arrival of a particularly talented young curate, Abi, appears to be a literal Godsend for Adam, but his initial enthusiasm at the thought of some time off is somewhat short-lived.
Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 2Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests Stephen K Amos and Ed Byrne.
The Cavity Within
Episode 4: Business is booming again, but can the dental team sort out their emotional lives and fill the yawning cavity within? Marty has high hopes for a relationship, while the zoo brings out the animal in Pete.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 3 - Something HappenedDouglas becomes a Spaceologist, Roy's life is changed by a bad back, and Jen gets involved with a rock band.
Summer Lightning
Episode 2Lord Emsworth's brother, Galahad Threepwood, is writing his memoirs, to the horror and trepidation of all who knew him in their wild youths. Sinister forces at Blandings Castle scheme to halt the scandalous revelations.
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 7 - GangsterGuy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions.
What The Dickens?
Series 2, Episode 4Sandi Toksvig hosts an irreverent cultural quiz as captains Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by Dave Gorman and Dr Phil Hammond for a battle of wit and wits.
The Older Woman
Episodw 2.5: Roy decides celibacy is the answer. But can he remain true to his principles?