Schedule Tuesday 17th September 2013
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 7Penny's divorce finally comes through and during a lunch to celebrate she jokingly asks Vince to propose to her. He obliges but emphasises that he is serious and Penny is taken aback by his sincerity. She contemplates a future with Vince once again and comes to a momentuous decision.
Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Real ThingWhy is Matthew tingling in the morning? Henry offers advice in matters of love - but not surprisingly it doesn't really help.
Sykes
Series 2, Episode 7 - Fancy DressMr Brown is once again organising his office's annual fancy dress party, and invites Eric and Hattie along. Now they must decide what to wear...
The Pickerskill Detentions
Episode 1, A Pickerskill Excursion: Retired English master Dr Henry Pickerskill recalls his most memorable detentions.
Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 1Vince and Penny meet up after two years apart. The romantic setting is the Eiffel Tower in Paris, but can they rekindle their roller-coaster relationship one more time? Both their professional lives have changed but Vince still has his devious ways of getting in to Penny's bedroom. However, there is one piece of news he neglects to tell her ...
Hearing With Hegley
Episode 1: The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley entertains with a book of verse.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 3, Episode 2Making new friends, the problem with polymath best-selling authors and a brief history of choice.
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 12A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.
Sykes
Series 2, Episode 8 - Window SmasherAll of the houses in the street have had a window broken - except Eric's. Mr Brown and the postman decide that he must be the perpetrator, but refuse to accept the most basic logic when Eric protests his innocence!
The Goon Show
Episode 5.18, Under Two Floorboards: In true Beau Geste style, Neddie Seagoon joins the foreign legion in disgrace.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 10 - The Old MagicPoorly Terry gets some shock news from Bob.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 23 - Run Rabbit RunRichard is nervous when he finds out the park is due for an inspection. Sooty builds a robot to help him tidy, and everything is soon spotless - if only Soo's rabbit wasn't on the loose.
Bremner's One Question Quiz
Episode 5Rory Bremner presents a topical satire show that blends stand-up, sketch, investigative satire and interviews.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 24 - The New RideThe Lady Mayoress is coming to open the park's new ghost train so Sooty and the gang are determined to impress. But when Richard's best suit is ruined and Sweep is put in charge of the banners, it's a race against time to get everything ready. With special guest star Ann Widdecombe.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 7 - Would You Like To Swing On A StarGary's fictitious job with Ron may cover his trips to 1941, but it doesn't pay the bills. The antique trade may provide an answer.
The Patrick And Maureen Maybe Music Experience
Episode 1Unhappily married Patrick and Maureen are meant to be presenting a classical music show together, but they just can't stop bickering. With guest Jack Davenport.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 8 - Nice Work If You Can Get ItGary's new career as a 1940s entertainer is taking off, as is his trade in wartime 78s. But can he take the strain of two opening nights in two different eras?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 5 - Who's That With Barry And Glenda..?Truly deduces sinister activities - why else is Barry in the wood with a case?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 5 - Love And DeathVictor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 6, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
The Goon Show
Episode 5.18, Under Two Floorboards: In true Beau Geste style, Neddie Seagoon joins the foreign legion in disgrace.
Half Moon Investigations
Episode 12 - A Kind Of MagicSchool talent contest hopeful, hypnotist Ruby, casts a spell over her school colleagues.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 10 - The Old MagicPoorly Terry gets some shock news from Bob.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Seven SteptoeraiAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 1 - PiratesDani is in a dilemma. She has broken her mum's favourite vase and, as she's already 'borrowed' money from Max, is in desperate need of cash to sort out the problem. The solution might just be buried underneath the house...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 9 - Lot No. 8Auntie Wainwright is rather pleased with herself when she lands a bargain at an auction. Unfortunately, she doesn't know what she has bought, or what to do with it when she gets it home.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 25 - Down The DrainRené is packing, once again, to elope with Yvette and the nicked gold to Switzerland - but before he goes, there's the small matter of a missing Enigma machine to deal with.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 26 - All In DisgeeseHaving failed to send the Enigma machine to Britain, two British Intelligence agents are on their way to Nouvion to examine the machine - a relief to René, who has just hours before being shot if it is not returned to the General!
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 3 - ShiftTracey misses Darryl, Sharon doesn't miss Chris and goes out on the pull. That's not before she gets her job back and loses it in the same day. An expensive shopping trip with Dorien gives Tracey a wake up call and the police raid the house looking for evidence from a raid.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Magnificent Andrea
Comedy-drama about two very different men who meet at the funeral of the inspirational woman they both desperately loved.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 4 - Women's TroublesSharon and Dave are officially a couple. Tracey thinks she's pregnant, leading Dorien to set her up with her gynaecologist. It turns out to be a false alarm. Sharon on the other hand receives some surprising news, but it isn't great timing.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 1, Episode 4Bertie manages to get on the wrong side of everyone - again - when he attempts to offer the same solution to the differing woes of Gussie Fink Nottle, Aunt Dahlia, and Tuppy Glossop.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 4 - You Missed A BitThe Farmer expects the windows of his farmhouse to be spotless, so Bitzer calls on the services of the Flock to help him clean them. He quickly discovers that they don't always work very well as a team when chaos breaks out. Will Bitzer be able to clear up the mess before The Farmer returns?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 6 - An Apple And A DayClegg, Truly and Alvin are volunteered to go to take some old timers out for a day.
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 3 - Wedding Bells Part 1A family wedding brings everyone to the South of France, but Caroline misses out on all the fun.
Second Thoughts
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Rhythm of StrifeFaith is unhappy when Bill sells his old flat to Liza, and Bill is equally upset to be called Mr Greyshott - Faith's former married name.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 7 - Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer But Only Part TimeSmiler finds himself being pursued by a woman who believes he's rich.
For Better Or For Worse
Series 3, Episode 6Bernard strides manfully to the cricket crease, but can he save the day?
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 6, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 7 - Getting OnA visit to the opticians and an ear surgeon makes Henry feel his age. Matthew decides he ought to do more for the aged so adopts Shady Gray - but is Shady all he seems?
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Pickerskill Detentions
Episode 1, A Pickerskill Excursion: Retired English master Dr Henry Pickerskill recalls his most memorable detentions.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 6 - Timeless TimeVictor is unable to sleep. Things get so desperate that he contemplates opening Ronnie and Mildred's Christmas present from last year.
Hearing With Hegley
Episode 1: The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley entertains with a book of verse.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 5 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, DownstairsAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 9 - Lot No. 8Auntie Wainwright is rather pleased with herself when she lands a bargain at an auction. Unfortunately, she doesn't know what she has bought, or what to do with it when she gets it home.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 3, Episode 3Featuring a song about an unheralded inventor, a touching reunion and a normal man.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 3 - Waldorf SaladBasil gets himself in a fluster when a rather abrupt American guest arrives at the hotel. His English wife is rather more relaxed, but after confusion with the evening meal, temperaments soon change all-round.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 10 - Little Orphan HowardClegg convinces the gullible Howard that he was left on a doorstep as a baby.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 3John Bishop hosts the satirical panel game featuring Ian Hislop and Paul Merton, with guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Miles Jupp.
The Goon Show
Episode 5.18, Under Two Floorboards: In true Beau Geste style, Neddie Seagoon joins the foreign legion in disgrace.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 10 - The Old MagicPoorly Terry gets some shock news from Bob.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 5Ben's on the case again - this time he's got a mystery illness and is far too sick to go to school, or so he says.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 3 - ShiftTracey misses Darryl, Sharon doesn't miss Chris and goes out on the pull. That's not before she gets her job back and loses it in the same day. An expensive shopping trip with Dorien gives Tracey a wake up call and the police raid the house looking for evidence from a raid.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 5Ben's on the case again - this time he's got a mystery illness and is far too sick to go to school, or so he says.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 4 - Women's TroublesSharon and Dave are officially a couple. Tracey thinks she's pregnant, leading Dorien to set her up with her gynaecologist. It turns out to be a false alarm. Sharon on the other hand receives some surprising news, but it isn't great timing.
Seann Walsh World
Episode 10Comedian Seann Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with bizarre audition tapes, the dreaded snooze button, and the third Chuckle Brother!
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Kipper And The CorpseEvery hotelier's worst nightmare: a stiff in one of the rooms. Basil's initially concerned as to whether the late Mr Leeman had started his breakfast, but his mind soon turns to clearing the room as soon as possible.
A Touch Of Cloth
A Touch Of Cloth, Episode 2 - Part TwoAs Charlie Brooker's riotous spoof crime drama concludes, there's still a lot of work to do to nail the serial killer before he claims any further victims.
Big Bad World
Episode 4Beth tries to improve her chugging performance with a bit of flirtation but finds she's playing with fire. Ben is bizarrely accused of sexual harassment by a man!
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Towering AlanDevelopments at the BBC give Alan a whiff of hope, so he prepares to do some intensive networking - at a funeral. Despite his tactics, the plan appears to come off.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 1 - Not A Very Nice BiscuitDave Gorman performs a series of witty stand-up shows, exclusive to Dave. The bearded wonder takes a sideways look at the messages we receive every day.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 3 - FuneralAbbey Grove is rocked by the death of one of their staff.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 3, Episode 2Making new friends, the problem with polymath best-selling authors and a brief history of choice.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Talented Mr. AlanFollowing a nervous breakdown, Alan's working his way slowly back up the ladder: he's got a girlfriend, a house (under renovation), one of the most popular slots on Radio Norwich, and a book: Bouncing Back.
Genius
Series 2, Episode 1 - Johnny VegasWith Johnny Vegas. Ideas include metal detectors attached to dogs, the science of opposites and friendly car horns.
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 3Joining the panel for this show are rapper Example, Glee star Kevin McHale, Corrie actress Georgia May Foote, and Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond.
Detective Sergeant Nick Mohammed
Series 2, Episode 3 - FugitiveDS Nick Mohammed is on the trail of a fugitive, assisted by long-suffering constables Colin and Anna.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 3, Episode 6 - Piddler On The RoofArthur prepares for his performance of Fiddler on the Roof, but an unfortunate typo on the posters leads to widespread confusion. When Arthur receives a concussion the performance is in doubt, but he soldiers on in his inimitable style.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 3 - Legs And Co.With the entirety of his left leg in plaster, Tom's got some home help arranged. Unfortunately, Shirley doesn't turn out to be quite as expected - in fact the most depressing home help on the planet. Linda, meanwhile, has lost her receptionist job but somehow picked up a boyfriend.
One
Series 1, Episode 1Sketches include Mr Darcy battling aliens in a new sci-fi adventure; and Head of Philosophy Professor Watley attempting to record an answerphone message.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 3John Bishop hosts the satirical panel game featuring Ian Hislop and Paul Merton, with guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Miles Jupp.
Big Bad World
Episode 4Beth tries to improve her chugging performance with a bit of flirtation but finds she's playing with fire. Ben is bizarrely accused of sexual harassment by a man!
The Shuttleworths
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Birthday BenchJohn orders a garden bench for Ken, but the birthday boy is very attached to his wicker chairs. There's trouble in store!
Steptoe & Son
Disaster looms when restless rag-and-bone man Harold Steptoe decides to get married - against his father's wishes.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 4 - Summer SchoolDawn French's improbable exposé of a university course in Iron Age Living, with Robbie Coltrane and Peter Richardson.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 3 - FuneralAbbey Grove is rocked by the death of one of their staff.
Mount Pleasant
Series 3, Episode 1Curtains twitch and chins wag on the Manchester cul-de-sac when London couple Bradley and Tanya move in. Not all is bliss however, as Lisa loses her job.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Towering AlanDevelopments at the BBC give Alan a whiff of hope, so he prepares to do some intensive networking - at a funeral. Despite his tactics, the plan appears to come off.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 11, Episode 3 - Mel Giedroyc, Sue Perkins, Sean Lock, Miley CyrusAlan Carr is joined by guests Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins who drop in to discuss The Great British Bake Off; 8 Out Of 10 Cats star Sean Lock; and US pop star Miley Cyrus who chats and performs her latest single We Can't Stop.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 6 - SubstituteSharon is refusing to see Chris and considers divorce. Tracey is smitten with Dorien's hunky celebrity lodger and is furious when she receives a letter written by Darryl to another woman, though it isn't as it seems.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Talented Mr. AlanFollowing a nervous breakdown, Alan's working his way slowly back up the ladder: he's got a girlfriend, a house (under renovation), one of the most popular slots on Radio Norwich, and a book: Bouncing Back.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 1 - Not A Very Nice BiscuitDave Gorman performs a series of witty stand-up shows, exclusive to Dave. The bearded wonder takes a sideways look at the messages we receive every day.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Bremner's One Question Quiz
Episode 5Rory Bremner presents a topical satire show that blends stand-up, sketch, investigative satire and interviews.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 1 (Channel 4: Series 2), Episode 5Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and special guest captain Lee Mack are joined by celebrity guests Bob Mortimer and Adam Hills. Countdown regular Susie Dent is in with help from Alex Horne and the Horne Section while Rachel Riley, provides the letters and numbers with a little help from Joe Wilkinson.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
The Patrick And Maureen Maybe Music Experience
Episode 1Unhappily married Patrick and Maureen are meant to be presenting a classical music show together, but they just can't stop bickering. With guest Jack Davenport.
Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Trials Of WendyWendy is arrested for shooting Vince. Rex and Bad Bob come to her defence in the hope of becoming more famous, but when Wendy is cleared, she becomes more famous than anyone else.
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 10 - Under The DuvetRex, Bad Bob and Wendy are trapped in a jungle under their duvet, before ending up at Aunty Brenda's University of Love. Meanwhile, Vince falls in love with a hoover. Guest starring Pam Ayres.
For Better Or For Worse
Series 3, Episode 6Bernard strides manfully to the cricket crease, but can he save the day?
The Pickerskill Detentions
Episode 1, A Pickerskill Excursion: Retired English master Dr Henry Pickerskill recalls his most memorable detentions.
Hearing With Hegley
Episode 1: The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley entertains with a book of verse.