Schedule Monday 9th September 2013
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 6It's Penny's birthday and her parents have planned a big surprise, but she has a bigger surprise for them. She has decided to move in with Vince: the first major snag to their plan is finding a new flat to inhabit as Big Ed wants his back!
Sykes
Series 4, Episode 5 - MarriageSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 1 - Short Back And Palais GlideCompo, Clegg and Blamire take a trip to the barbers, followed by a visit to the café where they witness one of Ivy and Sid's many rows. Compo later discovers that he's left his house key in the library, but the librarian is nowhere to be seen.
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 2, Episode 3When Daniel's brother suggests a night in the pub and Lucy's best friend meets a new man, their plans for a week away from other people's problems come seriously unstuck.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 7At long last, Penny moves into the new flat with Vince. Their new life seems idyllic until she goes out one morning and forgets to lock the front door. Their happy home is burgled and the couple are back to square one...
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 6Outlandish Georgian beauty tips, a Roman Galley safety announcement and made-up monsters and bizarre cures for the Black Death from the Measly Middle Ages are just some of the comedy treats featured in this week's feast of funny historical sketches.
Round The Horne
Episode 3.10: Kenneth Horne probes nocturnal doings, and Julian and Sandy turn bona film producers.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Ray's A Laugh
Ted's wife Kitty has acquired a dog, much to his annoyance. Meanwhile, George interviews a double-octogenarian.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 7 - Bogmoor RocksAnother money-making scheme goes awry when bad weather forces the cancellation of Bogmoor's rock festival, but has anyone told Jedward?
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 12 - The Magic ShowA broken wand forces Sooty to halt his magic show. With Sweep stuck in the sawing-in-half box and Richard transformed into a chicken, Sooty must put things right if he's going to impress Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Cowards
Series 1, Episode 2Sketches include bullying in the land of Mr Men; a bear fight; and the pointless continuation of a game of sardines.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Pop ConcertRichard is hosting a pop concert in the park for one of his favourite singers - but she hasn't arrived. So it is up to Sweep to take to the stage and give the performance of a lifetime!
Cabin Pressure
Series 1, Episode 5 - EdinburghIt's the highlight of Douglas and Arthur's year - taking nice old boy Mr Birling on his annual day-trip to see the final Six Nations match, and get heroically sloshed. Martin, however, has difficulty working out what they see in him.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Special Tribute To... Frankie HowerdFans, colleagues and friends pay tribute to the great comic Frankie Howerd. Includes contributions from the likes of Barry Cryer, Eric Sykes and Cilla Black.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 5, Episode 1 - Kenneth WilliamsPortrait of popular comic actor Kenneth Williams, star of TV, radio and film, whose outrageous antics masked loneliness and a life of paradoxes.
Reception
Episode 2 - Men In LoveDanny has a dilemma. Should he stand in the way of romance and betray a friend for the sake of his career?
Just A Minute
Episode 1Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Graham Norton, Sue Perkins, and Phill Jupitus.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 8Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Round The Horne
Episode 3.10: Kenneth Horne probes nocturnal doings, and Julian and Sandy turn bona film producers.
Half Moon Investigations
Episode 6 - The Curse Of The Emerald PhoenixThe disappearance of a valuable artefact, and an unexpected appearance by "Half" Moon in the school play - just another ordinary day in the life of the schoolboy private investigator.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry BluesNurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.
Ray's A Laugh
Ted's wife Kitty has acquired a dog, much to his annoyance. Meanwhile, George interviews a double-octogenarian.
My Almost Famous Family
Episode 6 - Can't Touch ThisGary and Shalondra get locked in the recording studio spying on the kids. When Aretha breaks Toyah's precious bow, Isaac glues it to her back! How long can the boys keep Toyah from discovering the truth and all hell breaking lose in the house?
The Best Of Les Dawson
Series compiling the best of the work of northern comedy legend Les Dawson.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 7 - Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer But Only Part TimeSmiler finds himself being pursued by a woman who believes he's rich.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 4 - BaggageWhen the past collides with the present at a school reunion, Sharon, Tracey and Dorien have to re-assess their lives.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 5 - Can't Judge A BookSharon is told to lose weight by the doctor and Dorien changes her image.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 1 - Don't Get Around Much AnymoreSix months after time-travelling philanderer Gary turned his back on 1940, Ron persuades him to return for the one big deal which will set them up for life.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 18 - Mountains Out Of MolehillsWith the flock in a dancing mood, not even a molehill can spoil their fun... or can it?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't GoodWhile Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, Gary is still more tempted by time-travelling. Meanwhile in 1941, a tall dark stranger has entered Phoebe's life; no matter who he is, Gary wants to evict him.
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 10 - Welcome Home IIMichael and Caroline's relationship reaches an inevitable conclusion. Charlie's position is far less obvious.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 4 - The Secret Birthday Of Norman CleggClegg tries to avoid a fuss on his birthday by lunching at a nice quiet hotel.
Second Thoughts
Series 1, Episode 5 - Nursing a ConscienceWhen Bill falls ill he discovers that Faith is unlikely to win the Florence Nightingale award for bedside manners.
That Riviera Touch
Comedy starring Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise. The accident-prone duo escape to the French Riviera, only to become caught up in a crime sting.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 5 - In Which Gavin Hinchcliff Loses The Gulf StreamThe trio encounter an old school pal renowned for his eccentricity.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 8Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 2, Episode 3When Daniel's brother suggests a night in the pub and Lucy's best friend meets a new man, their plans for a week away from other people's problems come seriously unstuck.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Return Of The Speckled BandVictor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 5 - Loathe StoryAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 7 - Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer But Only Part TimeSmiler finds himself being pursued by a woman who believes he's rich.
Just A Minute
Series 67, Episode 5Nicholas Parsons hosts the popular panel game. Gyles Brandreth, Patrick Kielty, Alun Cochrane and Tony Hawks try to talk for 60 seconds.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry BluesNurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 8 - Things To Do When Your Wife Runs Off With A Turkish WaiterThe man Barry and Glenda once exchanged addresses with turns up.
Round The Horne
Episode 3.10: Kenneth Horne probes nocturnal doings, and Julian and Sandy turn bona film producers.
Ray's A Laugh
Ted's wife Kitty has acquired a dog, much to his annoyance. Meanwhile, George interviews a double-octogenarian.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 3 - ScandalBren's mother, Petula, turns up with a new boyfriend, Clint, who's young enough to be BREN'S son. His mother isn't best pleased, and chains herself to the factory gates in protest.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 4 - BaggageWhen the past collides with the present at a school reunion, Sharon, Tracey and Dorien have to re-assess their lives.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 3Cage-fighting, sheep testicles and an insight into Whitehall's sex life... it's Episode 3. The guests are David Walliams, football manager Sam Allardyce and Paralympian Dame Sarah Storey.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 4 - MoodsTwinkle's worried she's pregnant, and everyone else is in a bad mood for their own reasons. Philippa decides the best way of cheering everyone up is to organise a tea party to bring their mothers along for.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 5 - Can't Judge A BookSharon is told to lose weight by the doctor and Dorien changes her image.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Highlights Special - The Unseen BitsRob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the comedy panel show.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 3Jack Dee takes centre stage himself for this episode, ranting at the insanity of Antiques Roadshow, safari ballooning and dentists, and revealing how he was forced to dress his son up as a bumblebee.
Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 2 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?Martin and Louisa invite the chairman of her school's board of governors for dinner, but the evening ends in disaster.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 3Stuck on the A3, Sue tries to keep the peace in a car that contains a new-age auntie, a bewildered grandfather, three fractious kids and several full bladders.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 2 - ManchesterThis week, Michael is at the Manchester Apollo, where he is joined by North West favourite Jason Manford as well as John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Mick Ferry.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wildlife & DatingIn her brand new comedy series, Sarah Millican talks television. In this first episode, she is looking at wildlife & dating programmes and meets naturalist Chris Packham from Springwatch and 'Sexpert' Tracey Cox.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 2Lee Mack is joined by Richard Madeley and Sanjeev Bhaskar, and David Mitchell is joined by Kate Humble and Miles Jupp.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 4Ben's fibbing goes to a whole new level as parents at a school football match begin to compliment dad on his friendship with Gordon Brown and his SAS training.
Cowards
Series 1, Episode 2Sketches include bullying in the land of Mr Men; a bear fight; and the pointless continuation of a game of sardines.
Still Game
Series 5, Episode 1 - DramaLife in Craiglang is getting pensioners Jack and Victor down, until they discover an endless supply of free whisky. Meanwhile, all bets are off when Winston runs into an old enemy at the bookies.
Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 8After Mel and Madge's romantic evening stroll on the beach is very rudely interrupted, what is supposed to be the most memorable day of their life proceeds to become memorable for all the wrong reasons.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 5Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison look back at the Wimbledon final and ahead at the final preparations for the London Olympics, with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Miles Jupp and Milton Jones.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Christmas Special - Jingle B***s!Flat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Seann Walsh World
Episode 8Tonight Seann Walsh deals with taser-ball, the man scared of puppies, the 'golden rainbow', and taming a bouncer.
Bremner's One Question Quiz
Episode 4Rory Bremner presents a topical satire show that blends stand-up, sketch, investigative satire and interviews.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 9Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Jimeoin, Joe Wilkinson, Nancy Dell'Olio and Greg Rutherford.
Through The Keyhole
Series 1, Episode 2On the panel this week are chat show legend Jonathan Ross and actress and TV presenter Denise Van Outen.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 4 - BaggageWhen the past collides with the present at a school reunion, Sharon, Tracey and Dorien have to re-assess their lives.
Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 2With guest host David Mitchell and panellists Grayson Perry and Ed Byrne.
Absolute Power
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Church Of EnglandThe PR agency with contacts at the highest level of Government is asked to come up with a strategy to increase church congregations around the country.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 1 - Micky Flanagan, Seann Walsh, Jason ByrneMicky Flanagan hosts the first episode of the new series of Live At The Apollo, with guests Seann Walsh and Jason Byrne.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 6'Nurse of the Year' at King Edward's sees Den pushing the boat out, while Kim has unwisely banked on her annual assessment resulting in a pay rise.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 1 - Micky Flanagan, Seann Walsh, Jason ByrneMicky Flanagan hosts the first episode of the new series of Live At The Apollo, with guests Seann Walsh and Jason Byrne.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beat GenerationA part-time hipster desperately wants to be part of the 'Beat' scene, but can he handle it?
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 6This week's guests are actress Chelsee Healey, rapper Lethal Bizzle, Radio 1 DJ Tom Deacon, and comedian Matthew Crosby.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 2Lee Mack is joined by Richard Madeley and Sanjeev Bhaskar, and David Mitchell is joined by Kate Humble and Miles Jupp.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Christmas Special - Jingle B***s!Flat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 5Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison look back at the Wimbledon final and ahead at the final preparations for the London Olympics, with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Miles Jupp and Milton Jones.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 3Jack Dee takes centre stage himself for this episode, ranting at the insanity of Antiques Roadshow, safari ballooning and dentists, and revealing how he was forced to dress his son up as a bumblebee.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 6'Nurse of the Year' at King Edward's sees Den pushing the boat out, while Kim has unwisely banked on her annual assessment resulting in a pay rise.
Cowards
Series 1, Episode 2Sketches include bullying in the land of Mr Men; a bear fight; and the pointless continuation of a game of sardines.
Sirens
Episode 3 - I.C.E.The EMTs are called out to a young male in a student house who is suffering from drug induced paranoia.
Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 2With guest host David Mitchell and panellists Grayson Perry and Ed Byrne.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beat GenerationA part-time hipster desperately wants to be part of the 'Beat' scene, but can he handle it?
Cabin Pressure
Series 1, Episode 5 - EdinburghIt's the highlight of Douglas and Arthur's year - taking nice old boy Mr Birling on his annual day-trip to see the final Six Nations match, and get heroically sloshed. Martin, however, has difficulty working out what they see in him.
Misfits
Series 4, Episode 6The gang spend a long night at a wild house party where they are stalked by a mysterious killer rabbit.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 3, Episode 3Featuring more from the out-of-touch vampires, some 'no nonsense' nonsense from new characters Phil and Ken, and a special report from royal correspondent Terry Devlin.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 3, Episode 4Accident-prone art historian Dennis Lincoln-Park returns, alongside newer characters and more returning favourites. New characters include Enid and Black Tom Teach.
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 2, Episode 3When Daniel's brother suggests a night in the pub and Lucy's best friend meets a new man, their plans for a week away from other people's problems come seriously unstuck.