Schedule Friday 6th September 2013
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 8 - Paint Your WagonCharlie can't help but get Caroline's car sprayed 'diablo red', rather than the 'sandalwood' she wanted. In doing so, he oversteps the mark, but her reaction leaps even further.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 3Penny and Vince meet for a walk where they agree to continue being friends and she is even persuaded to have dinner at his flat. But can they spend an evening together without rekindling the past?
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 7 - FootballEric is set to referee a prominent local football match. When Hattie has a small flutter on the victor - 20 pence - with the woman in the bakery, the entire community begins to believe she's got insider knowledge.
Nineteen Ninety-Eight
Episode 2: Edward wakes up with urgent news, but who will listen?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 3 - Is Your Journey Really Necessary?Time-travelling Gary returns to 1940 to try to protect Phoebe and Eric from an impending air raid.
Tom Wrigglesworth's Open Letters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parking EnforcementTom finds himself baffled by the weird world of parking enforcement.
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 5A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and we discover disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 4 - The More I See YouRon agrees to print identity papers for Gary's return to 1940 at a price - he wants to go back in time with him. But where can Phoebe go now that she wants to leave the pub and her aunt's house has been bombed?
Steptoe And Son
Episode 7, The Diploma: Harold quits for a new career as a TV repair man.
Life With The Lyons
Back in the Autumn: The family are planning their summer holiday, but will it be plain sailing?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 9 - Witch WorldDani and Jimmy each defend their branch of the family tree when a misunderstanding with local busy-body Mrs Crankett digs up an old witch legend of Bogmoor.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 10 - Sooty Of The Seven SeasSooty and Sweep want to be pirates and, with a lick of paint and a new mast, the SS Sooty is soon ready to sail. But can they defeat the fearsome pirate of the lake?
King Street Junior
Series 10, Episode 6 - Final ThoughtsMr. Beeston and Mrs. Rudd are retiring while Mr. Sims is leaving to travel around the world, but is their rivalry over whose leaving is being celebrated?
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Wendy HouseSoo has lost her favourite necklace. Sooty and Sweep want to cheer her up so they decide to decorate her old wendy house.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 17 - Going Like A BombWith Monsieur Alfonse now considered by Herr Flick to have been exploded by a bedpan, the Colonel sets up Captain Bertorelli to be caught with the stolen - and forged - money. Unfortunately, nothing runs smoothly...
Electric Ink
Series 1, Episode 5While Freddy introduces buzzwords to the paper, Maddox uncovers a top story about the PM. But will it be suppressed?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 18 - Money To BurnTime is running out for Monsieur LeClerc; if he does not reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Flick will have him shot. If he DOES reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Michelle will have him shot: will the RAF arrive in time?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 10 - It All Began With A Volvo HeadlampA heartbroken Kevin asks for help in finding a lonely spot to be alone.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
Start/Stop
Series 1, Episode 1This week a trip to a classical concert poses difficulties for everyone.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 4 - I'll Retire To BedlamVictor and Margaret are trapped in their garden shed by a swarm of bees. Later, a trip to the eye clinic gives Victor a chance to moan about the NHS. While he's out, Margaret agrees to look after her niece's two children for a day.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 7Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 7, The Diploma: Harold quits for a new career as a TV repair man.
Half Moon Investigations
Episode 5 - Ghost FeverWhat appears to be the ghost of Mr Pickles is spotted in the disused science lab - but can Moon and Red solve this paranormal mystery?
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Life With The Lyons
Back in the Autumn: The family are planning their summer holiday, but will it be plain sailing?
My Almost Famous Family
Episode 5 - Beat SurrenderGary and Shalondra announce a maths test. Anyone who fails is out of the band! Grandad's arrival is a distraction for everyone, but for Isaac it's a great way to avoid revising. But can the others stop him from being kicked out of the band?
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 5 - Who's That With Barry And Glenda..?Truly deduces sinister activities - why else is Barry in the wood with a case?
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 3 - Magpie ThiefA spate of magpie disappearances leads the kids to test their investigative skills.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 4 - The RaffleThe kids come up with a plan to raise one hundred million pounds for their city farm.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Essex PatientTracey's enthusiasm for the cleaning business is not shared by Sharon, who is feeling distinctly under the weather.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 3 - The Maids Of OngarDorien's offer to invest in Sharon and Tracey's business is turned down.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 5 - I Get Along Without You Very WellYvonne decides to spend more time with Gary, now that he's given up his 1940s obsession.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 16 - Everything Must GoEverything must go when the farmer sets up a stall by the side of the road and leaves Bitzer in charge. The lazy sheepdog soon tires of his role and gives Shaun the job. He proves to be a much better salesman than Bitzer and the flock are only too happy to get stuck in, selling pretty much all the farmer's worldly possessions.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 6 - In The MoodYvonne delivers an ultimatum to Gary, but Ron makes him an offer he can't refuse. Will he return to 1940, and if he does, will he ever come back to the 1990s?
Comic Fringes
Series 9, Episode 3 - I Bought A Monkey To Stand Out In The New York Art SceneA man goes to great lengths to put his hometown of Bishopbriggs on the map. The title says all. Absurd story written and read by actor, writer and comedian Sanjeev Kohli.
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 9 - Welcome HomeCaroline's husband Michael turns up, expecting to resume his role as leader of the household and alpha-male, despite Caroline's intentions of divorce. Charlie soon finds himself in new employment.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
Second Thoughts
Series 1, Episode 4 - She Who HesitatesFaith has to sort out her priorities when Bill asks her to celebrate their moving in together by painting the town red.
Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 1 - Human InterestHenry is looking for a new cleaning lady, but Matthew decides that he has a better idea of the necessary qualifications.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 3 - A Pickup Of The Later Ming DynastyMarina goes to buy a hairnet but returns with a piece of life-saving equipment.
Second Thoughts
Episode 3.11, Old Problem: Bill gets an unwanted birthday surprise, while Dennis's attempt to woo Liza backfires.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 7Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Nineteen Ninety-Eight
Episode 2: Edward wakes up with urgent news, but who will listen?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 4 - Live Now, PAYE LaterAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 5 - Who's That With Barry And Glenda..?Truly deduces sinister activities - why else is Barry in the wood with a case?
Come The Revolution
Episode 5 - Marek LarwoodCould Marek Larwood lead The People 'Come the Revolution'?
Bremner's One Question Quiz
Episode 4Rory Bremner presents a topical satire show that blends stand-up, sketch, investigative satire and interviews.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 2 - The PsychiatristBasil's delighted when a married couple - both doctors - check in. However, Sybil's busy flirting with a young male guest, and when he discovers that one of the doctors is a psychiatrist, he grows increasingly paranoid...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 6 - An Apple And A DayClegg, Truly and Alvin are volunteered to go to take some old timers out for a day.
Carpool
Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 7, The Diploma: Harold quits for a new career as a TV repair man.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 5Jo Brand hosts the satirical panel game featuring guest panellists Sally Bercow and Charlie Higson.
Life With The Lyons
Back in the Autumn: The family are planning their summer holiday, but will it be plain sailing?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Essex PatientTracey's enthusiasm for the cleaning business is not shared by Sharon, who is feeling distinctly under the weather.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 1After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 3 - The Maids Of OngarDorien's offer to invest in Sharon and Tracey's business is turned down.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Curious Tale Of Mr SpearfishLenny Spearfish wasn't having a good life until he agrees to sell his soul to the devil - now he's unbelievably rich and seemingly immortal.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 2 - Al Murray, Shappi Khorsandi and Russell KaneAl Murray introduces comedy from Shappi Khorsandi and Russell Kane.
Big School
Series 1, Episode 4Miss Postern warns the other teachers to be sensitive with troubled pupil Josh; his mum has gone off with a Maasai tribesman. Meanwhile, Mrs Klebb is producing her own reimagining of Romeo And Juliet.
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 2Jo Brand hosts the topical quiz. Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by broadcaster Richard Bacon and stand-up comic and Thick Of It actor Will Smith.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 4 - Mammy's ValentineAs Valentine's Day approaches, love is in the air for all the Brown family - even Grandad. In fact, the only Brown without a date is Agnes.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 2It's a boring evening at home and the family are sat in front of the telly as normal. The biggest distractions from the small screen come in the form of a friend with a new car, and Jim's bathroom trip.
Big Bad World
Episode 3The gang celebrate Oakley's birthday with a day of excursions - sadly all organised by Oakley himself. The day culminates with a paintballing skirmish - uh-oh!
Learners
David Tennant stars as a driving instructor in this one-off comedy drama.
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
Tom Wrigglesworth's Open Letters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parking EnforcementTom finds himself baffled by the weird world of parking enforcement.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 11, Episode 2 - Jamie Foxx, Channing Tatum, David Walliams, Kirstie Allsop, SugababesAlan is joined by Hollywood movie stars Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum; David Walliams drops in to talk about his new sitcom Big School; Kirstie Allsop says hello; plus there's an exclusive first TV performance from the newly reformed original Sugababes line up.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 3Cage-fighting, sheep testicles and an insight into Whitehall's sex life... it's Episode 3. The guests are David Walliams, football manager Sam Allardyce and Paralympian Dame Sarah Storey.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 1Temporary traffic lights and the build up of cigarette butts in the urinals cause problems in The Grapes.
BBC New Comedy Award
2013, Episode 1 - Heat 1The first heat of the 2013 BBC Radio New Comedy Award. Recorded at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, with host Susan Calman and guest judge Dan Antopolski.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Highlights Special - The Unseen BitsRob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the comedy panel show.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 2Women throw themselves at Ken in The Grapes. Liam's cooking Melanie a meal for her birthday, although Joe and Duffy suspect she's got a bigger treat in store.
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 2, Episode 3Jack Dee squeezes out more secrets from the studio audience and, this week, he's joined by Phill Jupitus, Andi Osho and Ed Byrne.
Paul Chowdhry: What's Happening White People?
TV broadcast of Paul Chowdhry's 2012 stand-up show.
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
Seann Walsh World
Episode 8Tonight Seann Walsh deals with taser-ball, the man scared of puppies, the 'golden rainbow', and taming a bouncer.
The Flight Of The Conchords
Episode 6, Neil Finn Saves the Day!: After the band splits, Jemaine holds auditions in the toilets.
Trollied
Series 3, Episode 3Richard France's latest brainwave is given the greenlight - a 'suggestion fort' to find out what customers want from the Valco Better store.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Highlights Special - The Unseen BitsRob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the comedy panel show.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 5Tonight, a graduate nurse drives a wedge between Den and Kim, and Hilary's elaborate new hand-washing protocols serve only to help muddy the water. Meanwhile, Pippa suffers the indignity of reapplying for her own job, but luckily Den and Kim find a way of cheering things up.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Essex PatientTracey's enthusiasm for the cleaning business is not shared by Sharon, who is feeling distinctly under the weather.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 9Miranda Hart hosts the satirical panel featuring guest panellists Greg Davies and Marcus Brigstocke.
Chickens
Episode 3The boys are immediately suspicious when, out of the blue, a pretty girl named Penny asks Cecil to be her boyfriend. Maybe, just maybe, she thinks Cecil is a catch. Or, she's got an ulterior motive.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 2, Episode 1 - BuggyWhen Jonny discovers Adam's old diary, he learns a terrible secret and war breaks out in the Goodman household.
The Last Leg
Series 2, Episode 6Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker look back on the week with the help of guest Boris Johnson.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Christmas Special - Who's ListeningVictor bemoans the commercialism of Christmas and ponders whether it ever had a deeper, spiritual meaning. He decides to help the vicar feed the homeless on Christmas Day, but it doesn't prove to be quite the uplifting, nourishing experience he'd hoped for...
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 1, Episode 7Team captains Rickie and Melvin from Kiss FM and The Saturdays' Mollie King and Vanessa White are all sweating the small stuff with special guests Max and Jay from The Wanted, Xtra Factor host and comedian Matt Richardson and presenter Laura Whitmore.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 3Matt Edmondson and team captains Joe Swash and Ellie Taylor welcome guests Sinitta, McFly's Harry Judd, comedian Iain Stirling and presenter Laura Whitmore to the comedy panel show.
The Midnight Beast
Series 1, Episode 1 - Someone Called SamThe band move in to a high-rise dump in East London, where they scam free pizzas and eat cat food to stay alive.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 5Jo Brand hosts the satirical panel game featuring guest panellists Sally Bercow and Charlie Higson.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 1 - Swimming GalaIt's the school's annual swimming gala and Alfie - riding high on love for Miss Gulliver - finds himself engaging in a bet over his class's performance against Pickwell.
I'm Spazticus
Series 2, Episode 4The final show in the hidden camera series in which individuals with varying disabilities prank members of the public in cheeky and irreverent ways.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 11, Episode 2 - Jamie Foxx, Channing Tatum, David Walliams, Kirstie Allsop, SugababesAlan is joined by Hollywood movie stars Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum; David Walliams drops in to talk about his new sitcom Big School; Kirstie Allsop says hello; plus there's an exclusive first TV performance from the newly reformed original Sugababes line up.
Cardinal Burns
Series 1, Episode 3There's a visit to Kookyville - a comic take on American indie films; Charlie and New Guy get flirty at the company board meeting; and then there's The Burning Man - the most terrifying magic stunt ever performed on a comedy sketch show.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 3 - The Maids Of OngarDorien's offer to invest in Sharon and Tracey's business is turned down.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 1Temporary traffic lights and the build up of cigarette butts in the urinals cause problems in The Grapes.
Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live
2013, Episode 2Edinburgh's favourite adopted Aussie son Adam Hills plays host at a thrilling evening of comedy from the Playhouse.
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 4, Episode 2In the second show, celebrity guests Jack Whitehall, Sarah Harding and Vernon Kay commence battle with Chris.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 2Women throw themselves at Ken in The Grapes. Liam's cooking Melanie a meal for her birthday, although Joe and Duffy suspect she's got a bigger treat in store.
King Street Junior
Series 10, Episode 6 - Final ThoughtsMr. Beeston and Mrs. Rudd are retiring while Mr. Sims is leaving to travel around the world, but is their rivalry over whose leaving is being celebrated?
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 3Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including the problems over donating goats to African families, space travel and Karl's preferred super power.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 5Tonight, a graduate nurse drives a wedge between Den and Kim, and Hilary's elaborate new hand-washing protocols serve only to help muddy the water. Meanwhile, Pippa suffers the indignity of reapplying for her own job, but luckily Den and Kim find a way of cheering things up.
Boom Town
Episode 4Dorota The Actress and her husband/manager Atonu perform some adaptations of famous film scenes; Stella the Fashion Designer has made a wedding dress; and Talina The Temptress is trying to blag herself a free sports car.
Electric Ink
Series 1, Episode 5While Freddy introduces buzzwords to the paper, Maddox uncovers a top story about the PM. But will it be suppressed?
Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 8The wedding date is now quickly approaching, with both Tom and Diana and Harvey and Jane's nuptials on the same day. Marion's determined to stop them happening, Diana's no more enthusiastic, Jane's still virginal, and Tom ... well, he's off on his stag night.
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
Learners
David Tennant stars as a driving instructor in this one-off comedy drama.
Seann Walsh's Late Night Comedy Spectacular
2013, Episode 1From deep inside the Edinburgh Fringe, rising superstar Seann Walsh hosts a riotous hour of the most exciting new acts in comedy. The next generation of talent make their mark on the sweaty coalface of the world's greatest comedy festival, including Tom Rosenthal, Aisling Bea and Limerick-based hip-hop artists the Rubberbandits.
Totally Tom
A dark and twisted Comedy Lab sketch show pilot from circuit double-act Tom Palmer and Tom Stourton.
Nineteen Ninety-Eight
Episode 2: Edward wakes up with urgent news, but who will listen?