Schedule Thursday 5th September 2013
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 2At their last meeting Vince arranged to meet Penny at the Red Lion pub - but which one? He manages to track her down at her home on the pretext of returning a handkerchief. He has a shock in store when her mother, Daphne, makes an appearance and he gets another grilling about the wedding.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 12Nellie, Aveline, Adrian and Jack have all started work on the same day. They all return home with a disastrous tale to tell. Freddie is involved in an accident when a lorry runs into the hut he is sharing with Lilo Lill. Joey has a confrontation with Roxy's husband ...
The Older Woman
Episode 2.2: Roy is making a video diary, Chad is giving a speech and Jane finds solace in the weed.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 13Freddie has a broken leg and under Nellie's feet again. Roxy has been thrown out by her husband and Joey is caught in the crossfire. When he hears she has a child, and another one on the way, he wrestles with conflicting emotions.
Meet David Sedaris
Series 3, Episode 6 - Rubbish And Jesus ShavesThis week moving to the British countryside has its downsides exposed in "Rubbish" and David recounts the eye-opening experience of learning French at a Paris language school in "Jesus Shaves".
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 4Viewers can delve into the lives of the Smashing Saxons, Vile Victorians, Rotten Romans and Terrible Tudors, in this week's edition of the comedy history series hosted by a talking rat.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 19 - No Spring For FrazerFrazer loses the butterfly spring from his Lewis gun, and believes that it ended up in a coffin he made. When he tries to get the coffin, it turns out that it has already been taken away.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 3Penny and Vince meet for a walk where they agree to continue being friends and she is even persuaded to have dinner at his flat. But can they spend an evening together without rekindling the past?
Hello Cheeky
Series 1, Episode 4Sketches and jokes from Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and John Junkin.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 8 - Dark And Stormy NightStrange things happen when the lights go out in a storm and Jimmy entertains the gang with a spooky story by torchlight.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 7 - FootballEric is set to referee a prominent local football match. When Hattie has a small flutter on the victor - 20 pence - with the woman in the bakery, the entire community begins to believe she's got insider knowledge.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Alarm SystemRichard is concerned about security at the park - and it's Sooty Security Services to the rescue. But when the police arrive, will Richard be caught red-handed?
Any Other Business
Episode 1Episode 1: Comic electoral shocks galore in Chesbury, as it faces the unlikeliest of new mayors.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Sports DayIt's the annual sports day and Sooty and Sweep are competing for the cup - but who will win the day?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
The Cavity Within
Episode 1: New dentist Marty arrives at a very dysfunctional practice. Will he have the patients?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 15 - A Duck For LaunchWhilst Denise Laroque hides in his cellar, Michelle orders René to despatch the long-distance duck to England, with microfilm attached. Meanwhile, Flick and Von Smallhausen are on the hunt for the missing money.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 16 - The Exploding BedpanMonsieur Alfonse suffers a heart attack in Flick's lair, whilst under interrogation regarding the stolen money - naturally, Michelle has a plan to liberate him before he spills the beans.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 8 - Exercising Father's BicycleKeen to emulate his late father, Tom is affected by stories of Compo's cycling expertise/
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 9 - Sadly, Madly, BradleyClegg and Truly attempt to amuse Billy, who is burdened by his humourless brother-in-law.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 6Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 19 - No Spring For FrazerFrazer loses the butterfly spring from his Lewis gun, and believes that it ended up in a coffin he made. When he tries to get the coffin, it turns out that it has already been taken away.
Half Moon Investigations
Episode 4 - Prefect ImperfectA smudge on a prefect badge leads Moon and his detecting sidekick to discover criminal activity in an unlikely quarter.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Valley Of FearVictor's outing to photograph badgers ends with him being mugged. Mrs Birkett comes to regret calling at the Meldrews' to collect items for a jumble sale, and Victor finds a dead cat in the freezer.
Hello Cheeky
Series 1, Episode 4Sketches and jokes from Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and John Junkin.
My Almost Famous Family
Episode 4 - Piece Of MeGary is determined not to miss Hadley's football or the father-son basketball with Isaac, so Shalondra devises a fridge magnet chart to keep everything to plan. Meanwhile, Toyah gets hooked on her celebrity status.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 17 - Going Like A BombWith Monsieur Alfonse now considered by Herr Flick to have been exploded by a bedpan, the Colonel sets up Captain Bertorelli to be caught with the stolen - and forged - money. Unfortunately, nothing runs smoothly...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 18 - Money To BurnTime is running out for Monsieur LeClerc; if he does not reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Flick will have him shot. If he DOES reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Michelle will have him shot: will the RAF arrive in time?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Christmas Special - Reservoir BirdsSharon and Tracey take jobs in a casino and when the chance of some easy money comes along, they're happy to take it. But they soon discover that free gifts come with strings attached.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
My Brilliant Divorce
Geraldine Aron's radio adaptation of her Olivier-nominated West End hit, a comedy drama about surviving divorce with your sense of humour intact.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 1 - Trouble And StrifeWith money in short supply, Sharon's new job is vital, although Tracey wonders whether the price is too high. Meanwhile Dorien is planning a party in her flat.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 3 - Is Your Journey Really Necessary?Time-travelling Gary returns to 1940 to try to protect Phoebe and Eric from an impending air raid.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 15 - Frantic RomanticThe Farmer trying to impress his new date by cooking a romantic dinner. Unfortunately, the Farmer can't cook and Bitzer is a useless maitre d'. Can Shaun and the flock save the day when they take over the catering behind the scenes?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 4 - The More I See YouRon agrees to print identity papers for Gary's return to 1940 at a price - he wants to go back in time with him. But where can Phoebe go now that she wants to leave the pub and her aunt's house has been bombed?
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 8 - Paint Your WagonCharlie can't help but get Caroline's car sprayed 'diablo red', rather than the 'sandalwood' she wanted. In doing so, he oversteps the mark, but her reaction leaps even further.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 10 - It All Began With A Volvo HeadlampA heartbroken Kevin asks for help in finding a lonely spot to be alone.
Second Thoughts
Series 1, Episode 3 - Night of MovesBill and Faith plan to spend their first night of passion under Faith's roof.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 3 - Magpie ThiefA spate of magpie disappearances leads the kids to test their investigative skills.
Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 7 - JulieMatthew thinks things are running smoothly between his father and himself. Then his sister Julie decides to stay with them - proving decisively that three is a crowd.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 6Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Older Woman
Episode 2.2: Roy is making a video diary, Chad is giving a speech and Jane finds solace in the weed.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 4 - I'll Retire To BedlamVictor and Margaret are trapped in their garden shed by a swarm of bees. Later, a trip to the eye clinic gives Victor a chance to moan about the NHS. While he's out, Margaret agrees to look after her niece's two children for a day.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 4 - The RaffleThe kids come up with a plan to raise one hundred million pounds for their city farm.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 5, Episode 1 - Hovering ChopsThe careful eco-balance of shop is under threat when a new butcher sets up shop in Lenzie with a dazzling array of award winning sausages and forthright chat. The current butcher incumbent, Mutton Jeff, is particularly upset that his chop empire is under threat and calls upon Ramesh and the Lenzie Local Retail Traders Association to put a stop it.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Wedding PartyA group of guests arriving at the hotel in preparation for a nearby wedding raise Basil's anger levels when he mistakes them for swingers and sex addicts.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 10Alexander Armstrong returns as guest host with Ross Noble and Micky Flanagan joining the panel.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 19 - No Spring For FrazerFrazer loses the butterfly spring from his Lewis gun, and believes that it ended up in a coffin he made. When he tries to get the coffin, it turns out that it has already been taken away.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Christmas Special - Reservoir BirdsSharon and Tracey take jobs in a casino and when the chance of some easy money comes along, they're happy to take it. But they soon discover that free gifts come with strings attached.
Hello Cheeky
Series 1, Episode 4Sketches and jokes from Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and John Junkin.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 1 - Trouble And StrifeWith money in short supply, Sharon's new job is vital, although Tracey wonders whether the price is too high. Meanwhile Dorien is planning a party in her flat.
Pat & Cabbage
Episode 1Pat's admission that she has a crush on a man named Michael leads Cabbage to plot to bring them together. Meanwhile, there's family stress for Pat with her daughter, Helen.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 2 - The PsychiatristBasil's delighted when a married couple - both doctors - check in. However, Sybil's busy flirting with a young male guest, and when he discovers that one of the doctors is a psychiatrist, he grows increasingly paranoid...
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 2 - Dara O'BriainJack Dee shares his thoughts on Ellen MacArthur and Dara O'Briain gives tips on putting know-it-all doctors in their place.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 3Stomach pain pushes despairing doctor Daniel Radcliffe to desperate lengths. His older self, Jon Hamm, suffers the unsavoury effects of his addiction.
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 1 - MortgageLee's former flatmate Kate has moved back to America, so Tim decides to sell the flat.
Trollied
Series 3, Episode 3Richard France's latest brainwave is given the greenlight - a 'suggestion fort' to find out what customers want from the Valco Better store.
Welcome To Our Village, Please Invade Carefully
Series 1, Episode 2 - Minimum VolumeHead of the invading Geonin, Uljabaan, is creating a list of books suitable for children to read as part of his post-invasion education programme, and Katrina volunteers as an advisor in an attempt at subterfuge.
Chickens
Episode 3The boys are immediately suspicious when, out of the blue, a pretty girl named Penny asks Cecil to be her boyfriend. Maybe, just maybe, she thinks Cecil is a catch. Or, she's got an ulterior motive.
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 2 - GayTim is worried that he isn't manly enough. Lee is persuaded by Lucy to pretend to be gay.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 1After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 7Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Katherine Ryan and Stewart Francis.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 4 - Rhod Gilbert and John BishopWelsh funnyman Rhod Gilbert hosts, with a rapturous guest appearance from Liverpudlian John Bishop.
Meet David Sedaris
Series 3, Episode 6 - Rubbish And Jesus ShavesThis week moving to the British countryside has its downsides exposed in "Rubbish" and David recounts the eye-opening experience of learning French at a Paris language school in "Jesus Shaves".
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 2Joining the panel for this show are former Westlife singer Brian McFadden, TV presenter Alex Jones, US singer Jason Derulo and British hip hop duo Rizzle Kicks.
Common Ground
Episode 5 - RupertComedy is set entirely in a tattoo parlour just off the local high street. Following the death of his father, Rupert (Johnny Vegas) reluctantly takes on the family business.
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 2 - Are We Not Men?A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Meanwhile, Jen goes out with a man who looks like a magician.
Common Ground
Episode 9 - Nell, Ted & MarlonThe story of the Ginger twins Nell (Eri Jackson) and Ted (Danny Morgan) and the man who dares to come between them - Marlon (Daniel Lawrence Taylor).
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
Hey Hey We're The Monks
An abbey that is running out of monks advertises for new recruits, and a young man decides to swap the dole queue for holy orders. The brothers will never be the same again.
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 3 - Tramps Like UsJen, Roy and Moss find their lives moving in different directions after a disappointing settlement to a sexual harassment suit. Jen seeks pastures new, Roy ends up on the streets and Moss gets slightly concussed.
Big Bad World
Episode 3The gang celebrate Oakley's birthday with a day of excursions - sadly all organised by Oakley himself. The day culminates with a paintballing skirmish - uh-oh!
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 4 - 100th EpisodeMock The Week celebrates its 100th episode, with guests Milton Jones, Ava Vidal and Mark Watson.
Colin Hoult's Carnival Of Monsters
Series 1, Episode 1Colin Hoult is ringmaster of the sinister Carnival of Monsters in this character-based sketch show.
The League Against Tedium
Episode 1Episode 1: A surreal hour of music and comedy, as Simon Munnery goes in search of The Greatest Waiter of All Time.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 6 - SofaGary has to get rid of his beloved but sadly stain-covered sofa. Tony makes a rather unwise purchase from a man in the pub.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 1 - Good Luck, Father TedWhen he receives a call from a television producer, Father Ted thinks he may have spied a route to fame, fortune, and an escape from Craggy Island.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 1 - Trouble And StrifeWith money in short supply, Sharon's new job is vital, although Tracey wonders whether the price is too high. Meanwhile Dorien is planning a party in her flat.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 2 - Al Murray, Shappi Khorsandi and Russell KaneAl Murray introduces comedy from Shappi Khorsandi and Russell Kane.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 10Alexander Armstrong returns as guest host with Ross Noble and Micky Flanagan joining the panel.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 4Hilary is busy spreading his 'Icing The Cake' initiative, with limited success. Pippa is primping herself for a lunch appointment with consultant Peter Healy, while Den and Hilary have a tricky matter to deal with and Kim embarks on a vendetta.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 2 - Entertaining Father StoneFather Stone, a priest even more boring than Dougal is stupid, is paying his annual visit - and he doesn't have to get back to his Parish for a few weeks...
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
Boom Town
Episode 4Dorota The Actress and her husband/manager Atonu perform some adaptations of famous film scenes; Stella the Fashion Designer has made a wedding dress; and Talina The Temptress is trying to blag herself a free sports car.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 2It's a boring evening at home and the family are sat in front of the telly as normal. The biggest distractions from the small screen come in the form of a friend with a new car, and Jim's bathroom trip.
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 2 - Are We Not Men?A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Meanwhile, Jen goes out with a man who looks like a magician.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 6 - SofaGary has to get rid of his beloved but sadly stain-covered sofa. Tony makes a rather unwise purchase from a man in the pub.
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 1 - MortgageLee's former flatmate Kate has moved back to America, so Tim decides to sell the flat.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 2 - Dara O'BriainJack Dee shares his thoughts on Ellen MacArthur and Dara O'Briain gives tips on putting know-it-all doctors in their place.
Any Other Business
Episode 1Episode 1: Comic electoral shocks galore in Chesbury, as it faces the unlikeliest of new mayors.
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 3 - Tramps Like UsJen, Roy and Moss find their lives moving in different directions after a disappointing settlement to a sexual harassment suit. Jen seeks pastures new, Roy ends up on the streets and Moss gets slightly concussed.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 2 - GayTim is worried that he isn't manly enough. Lee is persuaded by Lucy to pretend to be gay.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 3Stomach pain pushes despairing doctor Daniel Radcliffe to desperate lengths. His older self, Jon Hamm, suffers the unsavoury effects of his addiction.
The Cavity Within
Episode 1: New dentist Marty arrives at a very dysfunctional practice. Will he have the patients?
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Cardinal Burns
Series 1, Episode 3There's a visit to Kookyville - a comic take on American indie films; Charlie and New Guy get flirty at the company board meeting; and then there's The Burning Man - the most terrifying magic stunt ever performed on a comedy sketch show.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 4 - 100th EpisodeMock The Week celebrates its 100th episode, with guests Milton Jones, Ava Vidal and Mark Watson.
Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 4, Episode 2In the second show, celebrity guests Jack Whitehall, Sarah Harding and Vernon Kay commence battle with Chris.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Christmas Special - Reservoir BirdsSharon and Tracey take jobs in a casino and when the chance of some easy money comes along, they're happy to take it. But they soon discover that free gifts come with strings attached.
The Older Woman
Episode 2.2: Roy is making a video diary, Chad is giving a speech and Jane finds solace in the weed.