Schedule Tuesday 3rd September 2013
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 3 - Malcolm XBill's surprised to be contacted by Malcolm, the man she was almost engaged to before meeting Ben, and now a successful businessman in the US. After a terrible week at home, she agrees to join him for a weekend in Scotland.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 10Adrian and Eddie are abducted by Yizzel and his mate because of a gambling debt they claim is owed to them - Joey, as usual, has to sort the problem. Freddie is sleeping on the sofa, jobless and depressed and Jack is concerned about his health ...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 2 - Mending Stuart's LegWith a roof and a limb to repair, Foggy sets about the twin tasks with military precision.
Clare In The Community
Edinburgh Special, Episode 1 - In TreatmentA one-off episode recorded in Edinburgh at the Festival. Clare and Brian's relationship has always been fraught but with communication at an all time low the couple try relationship counselling.
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 2A stone-age doctor tries to help a modern patient, a whining Pharaoh invents the pyramid, and Henry VIII meets his dead friends.
The Goon Show
Episode 5.16, The Case of the Missing Heir: As a Dimberger, Neddie Seagoon sets out to dethrone a Heidelberger.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 11After learning from the doctor that he doesn't have kidney trouble, Jack accidentally parks his van in the river! Nellie gives Freddie his marching orders after being unimpressed with his new job as a hot dog vendor!
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 8 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?Terry meets Bob's snobbish friends.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 6 - Treasure HuntJimmy finds ancient clues to hidden treasure in the castle and the gang search high and low only to discover something completely unexpected.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 4 - Squeaky CleanMr Slater is coming for tea! Sooty is cleaning Richard's room, Sweep is in charge of the dishes, and all is set for a great evening. But with a crazy vacuum cleaner on the loose and Richard covered in paint, their plans for a dream tea look set for disaster!
Bremner's One Question Quiz
Episode 3Rory Bremner presents a topical satire show that blends stand-up, sketch, investigative satire and interviews.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 5 - The FarmRichard is making donuts to sell in the park but he has run out of eggs. Perhaps the local farmer and his chickens can help? Sooty and the gang take a trip in the campervan to find out - but leave Richard in a rather messy situation!
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 1 - Rites Of PassageTV repair man Gary's search for a customer takes him over fifty years further than he intended. Or could it all be a dream? Finding himself in 1940s Britain, with the bombs raining around him, Gary soon discovers that he can handily walk between the present and the past. Unfortunately, this new-found gift sees him torn not only between two periods, but two lovers.
We've Been Here Before
Episode 3: Clive Anderson's yesteryear quiz, with Mark Steel, John O'Farrell, Chris Addison and David Quantick.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 2 - Fools Rush InGary may refuse to buy himself a suit for an interview in 1993 - but he can hardly take Phoebe to a 1940 dance in sweatshirt and trainers.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 4 - Incredible Journey Of Norman CleggHoward won't reclaim his picnic accessory from Clegg until Pearl is out of sight.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 5 - Beware Of The Hot DogWesley builds a turbo hot-dog grill.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 1 - Alive And BuriedReplaced at work by a box, Victor embarks on his enforced retirement but finds it exasperatingly difficult to adapt to his directionless new existence. As he struggles without his security guard job, he begins magnifying mundane aspects of everyday life into major dramas.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
The Goon Show
Episode 5.16, The Case of the Missing Heir: As a Dimberger, Neddie Seagoon sets out to dethrone a Heidelberger.
Half Moon Investigations
Episode 2 - Text BullyHungry for their first proper detecting case, Fletcher Moon and Red are on the trail of a mobile phone thief at St Jerome's who is bullying other children at school by text.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 8 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?Terry meets Bob's snobbish friends.
My Almost Famous Family
Episode 2 - The Girl Is MineWhile Gary and Shalondra are away Terry comes to play... his really loud guitar! Unfortunately it's just when Toyah needs to practise for her grade eight cello exam. To make matters worse Terry insists the band perform his old embarrassing hit from the Seventies. Where's mum and dad when you need them? Stuck in a field in the campervan with a deadly bull, that's where.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 1 - Men Of LettersAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 13 - Ribbing The BonkMimi, Gruber, Bertorelli and the Colonel are held at the Communist Resistance's secret headquarters - René escapes with message of their ransom: 1 million francs. General Von Klinkerhoffen, however, is not keen to pay.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 14 - The Reluctant MillionairesWhen Mimi appears in the square with news that the General freed everyone from the Communists, René and co. are delighted that they will not need to pay the ransom - but upon learning who the stolen money actually belongs to, they are soon desperately trying to get rid...
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 10 - All Of A FlorrieTruly finds out out what it's like when a flirtation from the past turns up with amorous intentions.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 7 - Three Up, Two DownWith Darryl back inside, the business dead, and money equally unforthcoming, Sharon and Tracey are forced to consider selling Dalentrace and moving somewhere cheaper. Garth considers moving in with his girlfriend.
The Lavender Hill Mob
An Ealing Studios comedy classic, The Lavender Hill Mob stars Alec Guinness & Stanley Holloway attempting to carry out the perfect crime.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 1, Episode 1Bertie Wooster is in court following rowdy festivities on the night of the Boat Race; help is at hand in the form of new valet, Jeeves. Can he also help Bertie get out of an accidental engagement, and can Bertie help out his friends without disaster?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bitzer's New HatThe Farmer gives Bitzer a horrible new hat. Bitzer is very upset as he treasured his old hat. The flock rallies round to try to cheer him up with a selection of dashing alternative head gear.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 8 - Are You Being Served?Sharon's feeling broody, and on the look out for a man to make her pregnant. Meanwhile, Dorien's incensed that her holiday romance wasn't as it appeared: but she's determined to make it work for her.
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 6 - Who's WhoCharlie meets an attractive, available woman in the supermarket - the trouble is, she jumps to the conclusion that he's the rich one of the house, and he hasn't the heart to correct her. Caroline isn't impressed with his deception; but then proceeds to fall into the same misleading conduct herself!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 6 - In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus PositionWesley hopes his hand-crafted trolley and a hill will restore the dispirited Smiler's joie de vivre.
Second Thoughts
Series 1, Episode 1 - Found And LostLoved-up Bill and Faith find their desire for privacy and romance frustrated by the demands of Faith's two teenage children and Bill's ex-wife.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 7 - A Chaise Lounge Too FarGlenda's unwanted anniversary oresent Droves handv when Howard finds himself locked in.
For Better Or For Worse
Series 3, Episode 4A saucy letter sparks suspicions for Iris. Is Bernard having an affair?
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 5 - The TestHenry suffers every father's nightmare when he has to teach Matthew how to drive. But how long will Henry's new 1800 stay in mint condition and which driver does Mrs T. prefer?
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Big SleepMargaret tries to help her husband cope with early retirement by getting him a book from the library entitled Coping with Old Age.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Star Is BornAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 10 - All Of A FlorrieTruly finds out out what it's like when a flirtation from the past turns up with amorous intentions.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 3, Episode 1This first episode of the series addresses the kind of animals that don't get sanctuaries; why the train manager needs to see the train driver; and why people literally shout at the radio?
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Touch Of ClassIn his endless strive to improve the quality of Fawlty Towers, Basil places an advert in a high-society magazine, and soon has a Lord Melbury checking in - but all is not quite as it seems.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 1 - Jurassic No ParkingBarry's competition prize proves a problem - for everyone who helps to get rid of it.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 1With guest host Benedict Cumberbatch and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Jon Richardson.
The Goon Show
Episode 5.16, The Case of the Missing Heir: As a Dimberger, Neddie Seagoon sets out to dethrone a Heidelberger.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 8 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?Terry meets Bob's snobbish friends.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 7 - Three Up, Two DownWith Darryl back inside, the business dead, and money equally unforthcoming, Sharon and Tracey are forced to consider selling Dalentrace and moving somewhere cheaper. Garth considers moving in with his girlfriend.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 2The celebration of parental incompetence continues, with the problems piling up for mum and dad.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 8 - Are You Being Served?Sharon's feeling broody, and on the look out for a man to make her pregnant. Meanwhile, Dorien's incensed that her holiday romance wasn't as it appeared: but she's determined to make it work for her.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Hotel InspectorsWhen friends tip off the Fawltys that there are a group of hotel inspectors in town, Basil sets out to be as nice and amenable towards the guests as possible. However, one particularly demanding visitor pushes him over the edge...
A Touch Of Cloth
Both parts of the new episode of the spoof detective show, plus the behind-the-scenes feature too.
Seann Walsh World
Episode 8Tonight Seann Walsh deals with taser-ball, the man scared of puppies, the 'golden rainbow', and taming a bouncer.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Room With An AlanDespite being reduced to living in a roadside motel and presenting an early-morning programme on Radio Norwich, Alan still dreams of launching a new show on the BBC. However, his meeting with chief commissioner Tony Hayers does not run smoothly.
Family Tree
Episode 8 - CowboysOn the last day of their Californian trip, Bea, Tom and Pete meet with Ally and a distant cousin, Melvin, who tells them of his grandfather's Hollywood history. Meanwhile, Monk goes missing and more dark secrets look set to emerge...
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 1 - Swimming GalaIt's the school's annual swimming gala and Alfie - riding high on love for Miss Gulliver - finds himself engaging in a bet over his class's performance against Pickwell.
Clare In The Community
Edinburgh Special, Episode 1 - In TreatmentA one-off episode recorded in Edinburgh at the Festival. Clare and Brian's relationship has always been fraught but with communication at an all time low the couple try relationship counselling.
Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 1Fearne Cotton returns as team captain following her maternity break, with fellow presenter Holly Willoughby once again leading the opposing team. One of the big name celebs joining the gang for the first show of the new series is boxing hero Amir Khan.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - Alan AttractionAlan has failed to get a second TV series and is days away from bankruptcy. Might the charms of receptionist Jill provide some relief?
The Mark Steel Lecture
Series 1, Episode 4 - Thomas PaineMark presents the life of Thomas Paine, one of the great writers who inspired the American War of Independance, and who was condemed for preaching atheism. But how do you preach atheism?
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 4 - Watching TVWhen Tony's relentless cheerfulness gets everyone down, the others decide that humiliation is the only answer.
Detective Sergeant Nick Mohammed
Series 2, Episode 1 - ForgeryDS Nick Mohammed is immersed in the art world when a forgery ring is discovered.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 3, Episode 4 - Arthur Goes CampingArthur's preparations for a camping trip with the scouts take a typically circuitous route involving visits to a number of drinking establishments. The trip eventually gets under way, but will Arthur be able to survive the wilderness?
Sir Ralph Stanza's Letter From Salford
Episode 3, The Best Page Is a Rampage: The new poet-in-residence has a run-in with 'the man', which gets his creative juices flowing.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 2While Den and Matron Hilary Loftus are flirting behind closed doors, an incident on the ward triggers the blame game. Meanwhile, Pippa receives good news about her faecal forum paper, and the arrival of consultant Peter Healy further lightens her mood.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 1With guest host Benedict Cumberbatch and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Jon Richardson.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 2Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return to discuss topics including the football. With guests Carl Donnelly, Jo Caulfield and Milton Jones.
Big Bad World
Episode 2Ben gets a job at his local pub - unfortunately it's an unpaid graduate scheme. With his new status will he be able to win back the heart of ex-girlfriend, Lucy?
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 8Sean, Jon and Jimmy are joined by guests Denise Van Outen, Vernon Kay, Henning Wehn and Nick Helm.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Special - Five Go Mad In DorsetKeith Allen, Peter Richardson, Adrian Edmondson, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders from the Comic Strip have a ripping time on their summer hols.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 1 - Swimming GalaIt's the school's annual swimming gala and Alfie - riding high on love for Miss Gulliver - finds himself engaging in a bet over his class's performance against Pickwell.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Room With An AlanDespite being reduced to living in a roadside motel and presenting an early-morning programme on Radio Norwich, Alan still dreams of launching a new show on the BBC. However, his meeting with chief commissioner Tony Hayers does not run smoothly.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 8 - Are You Being Served?Sharon's feeling broody, and on the look out for a man to make her pregnant. Meanwhile, Dorien's incensed that her holiday romance wasn't as it appeared: but she's determined to make it work for her.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 2, Episode 4Joining Richard this week are three very funny men - Al Murray, Tim Key and Chris Ramsey. Subjects up for discussion include - how to make sport more fun, what makes them angry, and what has been their most elaborate lie.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - Alan AttractionAlan has failed to get a second TV series and is days away from bankruptcy. Might the charms of receptionist Jill provide some relief?
PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 6 - Do The MusicA chance encounter with a bully from his Sunday school days puts Jerwayne into a tailspin of doubt and self-denial that forces the whole PhoneShop team into a world of flash cars, posh boys and very dodgy videos.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 4 - Watching TVWhen Tony's relentless cheerfulness gets everyone down, the others decide that humiliation is the only answer.
Bremner's One Question Quiz
Episode 3Rory Bremner presents a topical satire show that blends stand-up, sketch, investigative satire and interviews.
Sirens
Episode 1 - Up, Horny, DownIt's a typical night for the emergency team, who are called to a major road traffic collision where a young woman is trapped in an up turned car and not breathing.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 2Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return to discuss topics including the football. With guests Carl Donnelly, Jo Caulfield and Milton Jones.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 2While Den and Matron Hilary Loftus are flirting behind closed doors, an incident on the ward triggers the blame game. Meanwhile, Pippa receives good news about her faecal forum paper, and the arrival of consultant Peter Healy further lightens her mood.
We've Been Here Before
Episode 3: Clive Anderson's yesteryear quiz, with Mark Steel, John O'Farrell, Chris Addison and David Quantick.
For Better Or For Worse
Series 3, Episode 4A saucy letter sparks suspicions for Iris. Is Bernard having an affair?