Schedule Wednesday 21st August 2013
Bread
Series 3, Episode 1Aveline has been mugged and the Boswell boys make a mass protest at the police station. Billy, meanwhile, has to break the news to his mother that his baby is to be christened in a Protestant church!
Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 2 - Bad ApplesThe differences of age and taste between Harry and his son, Matthew, reach new heights when the subject of education is raised. There is more to education than academic achievement, but which school to choose raises some problems...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 6 - Here We Go Into The Wild Blue YonderCompo yearns to go hang-gliding; but if he wants to fly, he has to be fit.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Sausages In The TrousersThe Resistance begin sending through components to replace those lost from the radio with the flying nun attached - Gruber, meanwhile, has finished the painting forgeries, and a shipment of dynamite has also arrived. The problem? They're all hidden inside sausages...
North East Of Eden
Episode 3 - Voyage of the Bobby VeeMarcia is bored on the island. Will joining the lifeboat crew help liven things up?
My Teenage Diary
Series 4, Episode 2 - Caitlin MoranCaitlin Moran revisits her teens when she was home-schooled in Wolverhampton and had a novel published at only 15 years old.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Jet Propelled Mother-In-LawRené is arrested by the Colonel; in exchange for his release, he agrees to hide the original Fallen Madonna in his cellar. Just outside Nouvion, the General commandeers a set of vineyards and enlists everyone in the café to help pick the grapes.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 5 - The New SecretaryAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
My Family
Series 8, Episode 7 - The Abi HabitAccording to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. While Janey looks like having it thrust upon her, for Abi it seems like being a longer term commitment.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 2 - Stage StruckRigsby attempts to have himself cast as male lead in a play written by effeminate lodger Hilary when he discovers that Ruth is playing the role of the love interest.
Sadie J
Series 3, Episode 7 - DinnerliciousWhen Sadie thinks Taylor is about to dump her, she decides to go 'retro' and cook dinner for him.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 7, Episode 1Professor Prune dons his electrical time trousers.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 2Joey suspects that he's found his dog that went missing two years ago, and Grandad proves to be as shrewd in negotiation as any of the family.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 3When Martin hears they are to have new neighbours in the close, he is put out. After all, he hasn't vetted them first!
Tomorrow, Today!
Series 2, Episode 2 - Squab Is Not The Language Of LoveRadio writer Hugo defects to TV.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 9 - Waggoners RollTruly and Clegg find themselves searching for Tom's missing, untalented protegee Babs.
MacAulay And Co
Edinburgh 2013, Episode 13Fred MacAulay is back with another daily dose of news and comedy from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 5The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
Comic Fringes
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Hair Of The DeadA moving short story about a compassionate undertaker's assistant. Sarah Millican reads her story about Kitty, who does the hair of the dead... Just the front.
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 1A variety of familiar faces make an appearance in this first fix, from Andi Osho, Jason Manford and Mick Miller to Freddie Flintoff, Robbie Williams and Warwick Davis.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 4 - It's Only Rock And RollRodney's joined a band (on drums), and really believes that they could be the next big thing. Del's not so convinced, but, spying an opportunity to make a few bob, offers to act as their manager. Their first gig doesn't go well at all, but which one of the brothers will be proved right?
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 2The Bish takes to the stage and he's only too happy to share the spotlight. As well as experienced comics Jason Byrne, Jimmy Cricket and Roger Monkhouse, he's joined by a pick'n'mix of celebrity guests that includes Davina McCall, Masterchef's Gregg Wallace and politician-turned-TV regular Ann Widdecombe.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 6Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 5 - The New SecretaryAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sleeping Dogs LieWhen Boycie and Marlene fly off on holiday, Del and Rodney assume the mantle of dog-sitters. Rodney's convinced that Albert's brought his run of bad luck to the flat when 'little' Dukey appears comatose; what'll Marlene say if they've killed her beloved dog?
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 7, Episode 1Professor Prune dons his electrical time trousers.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Sausages In The TrousersThe Resistance begin sending through components to replace those lost from the radio with the flying nun attached - Gruber, meanwhile, has finished the painting forgeries, and a shipment of dynamite has also arrived. The problem? They're all hidden inside sausages...
Private's Progress
Film starring Ian Carmichael as a young undergraduate who is conscripted into the British Army.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Jet Propelled Mother-In-LawRené is arrested by the Colonel; in exchange for his release, he agrees to hide the original Fallen Madonna in his cellar. Just outside Nouvion, the General commandeers a set of vineyards and enlists everyone in the café to help pick the grapes.
My Phone Genie
Episode 19 - Saving FaceWhen Jaz wakes up with a pixelated face, Gene takes control of getting her through the day without it being noticed.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
My Family
Series 8, Episode 7 - The Abi HabitAccording to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. While Janey looks like having it thrust upon her, for Abi it seems like being a longer term commitment.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 5 - Beware Of The Hot DogWesley builds a turbo hot-dog grill.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 3When Martin hears they are to have new neighbours in the close, he is put out. After all, he hasn't vetted them first!
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 2 - Mrs. RobinsonTracey is worried because Garth is going out with an older woman and Chris has started writing to "express his inner self".
Chekhov: Comedy Shorts
Episode 1 - A Reluctant Tragic HeroTolkachov (Johnny Vegas) is a frustrated and exasperated family man.
DNN
Series 1, Episode 3Ahead of Father's Day, DNN reporter Jahmene Mann looks at 'dad dancing'. Gary Ogden has a story on the latest sport shoe technology, and Phil Tyme is in Australia to witness an alien visitation.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 9 - Waggoners RollTruly and Clegg find themselves searching for Tom's missing, untalented protegee Babs.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 3 - First Time CallerSharon is busy at the café and Dorien is busy at her first aid course, which leaves Tracey feeling useless. Then she rings a radio show with advice and becomes a local celebrity...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 4 - In Sickness And In HealthHospital patient Norman Binns and his fiancee, Deidre from the library, are discussing their wedding arrangements and honeymoon plans - or at least Deidre is. Norman is suffering doubts about what the future holds.
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 6 - GoodbyeeeThe time has finally come to go "over the top" and face the dreaded Hun on the battlefield. George is thrilled by the prospect, but Blackadder is still less than enthusiastic and resolves to call in an old trick and a long-standing favour owed to him by Field Marshal Haig...
Doctor In Clover
Gaston Grimsdyke goes on a medical school course run by Sir Lancelot Spratt. Stars Leslie Phillips.
Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 6 - SnapA bitter rival of David's has arrived at the hotel. This man was even to blame for his redundancy!
No Commitments
Episode 12.5, Soft Soap: Charlotte's acting career looks set to be revived, but can the same be said for Anna's love life?
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 6Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 5The last time Mum's sister Auntie Angela came to visit, it all ended in disaster. Now she is back to show off the American therapist she has married.
Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 2 - Bad ApplesThe differences of age and taste between Harry and his son, Matthew, reach new heights when the subject of education is raised. There is more to education than academic achievement, but which school to choose raises some problems...
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 7 - Valentine's DayJosh needs Dexter's help to finish off some new tracks - but doesn't want to look uncool by hanging out with a teacher. But Dexter has other ideas and plans to take this beautiful new musical partnership public.
North East Of Eden
Episode 3 - Voyage of the Bobby VeeMarcia is bored on the island. Will joining the lifeboat crew help liven things up?
Jo Brand's Great Wall Of Comedy
Episode 3The panel show which lifts the lid on the world of the great British sitcom. Jo Brand, Barry Cryer and Rebecca Front are joined by guests Miles Jupp and James Dreyfus.
Terry Pratchett's Mort
Episode 1Mort is hired as an apprentice by Death and taken to his home beyond time and space to begin his training.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 5 - Beware Of The Hot DogWesley builds a turbo hot-dog grill.
My Teenage Diary
Series 5, Episode 1 - Ken LivingstoneKen Livingstone reads from his 1966 diary, when he hitchhiked across the Sahara Desert.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 6 - In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus PositionWesley hopes his hand-crafted trolley and a hill will restore the dispirited Smiler's joie de vivre.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 5 - The New SecretaryAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 7, Episode 1Professor Prune dons his electrical time trousers.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 2 - Mrs. RobinsonTracey is worried because Garth is going out with an older woman and Chris has started writing to "express his inner self".
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 6Mum and Dad struggle to put things right between them, but Karen is unimpressed by their behaviour.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 3 - First Time CallerSharon is busy at the café and Dorien is busy at her first aid course, which leaves Tracey feeling useless. Then she rings a radio show with advice and becomes a local celebrity...
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 1The Brockman family have some tough decisions to make about work, video games and who to take to a family funeral. The vicar probably wishes none of them had ever come.
Big Bad World
Episode 1Ben returns to his home town of Great Yarmouth after university only to discover his ex-girlfriend Lucy has a new boyfriend and his parents have destroyed his bedroom.
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
Russell Howard: Right Here, Right Now
TV broadcast of the 2011 stand-up show from acclaimed, energetic comic Russell Howard.
Comic Fringes
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Hair Of The DeadA moving short story about a compassionate undertaker's assistant. Sarah Millican reads her story about Kitty, who does the hair of the dead... Just the front.
The Café
Series 2, Episode 5 - Mum's The WordSarah can't help thinking that Richard is making a mistake marrying Ava. Meanwhile, pal Chloe tos and fros about whether or not to keep the baby.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 3 - FranceEdina and Patsy are off for a jaunt in France. Arriving at the wrong place, they struggle to find food until Saffron and Bubble arrive. After drinking liberally and actually enjoying a game of ping-pong, they are given an urgent message by Bubble.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 4There's a bumpy ride ahead for husband-and-wife pilot team Simon and Jackie when Simon's one-night stand is rostered onto their flight to Barcelona.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Boom Town
Episode 2This week, Joel The Trainspotter is on the lookout for buses; Garth The Life Coach is giving some practical kitchen advice; and Jonny Nash The Ladies Man tries to get hired as a male escort.
My Teenage Diary
Series 4, Episode 2 - Caitlin MoranCaitlin Moran revisits her teens when she was home-schooled in Wolverhampton and had a novel published at only 15 years old.
Bridget Jones's Diary
Film based on Helen Fielding's novel about an unlucky-in-love Londoner who decides to take control of her life and start a diary.
The Last Leg
Series 2, Episode 4Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker look back on the week with the help of guest Gabby Logan.
Seann Walsh World
Episode 6Seann Walsh looks at the weirdest kiss of all time, internet video-dating, and Sam Sadler talks 'bid-bops'.
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Mr Blue Sky
Series 1, Episode 4 - Good LuckRobbie is taught a lesson, and Harvey feels it's time to spill the beans.
Stella
Series 1, Episode 9As Stella deals with the news that Luke is going to leave, Emma goes into labour at school, leading Stella and Rob to grow closer when they come to her rescue.
Great Night Out
Episode 1Hodge and Kath's seemingly carefully planned wedding anniversary celebrations go slightly awry when some of the guests are waylaid.
Coogan's Run
Steve Coogan's cult series in which he adopts a new comic persona in each episode.
I'm Spazticus
Series 2, Episode 2The general public are amazed by blind street magician 'Blindymo', and unsuspecting guests on new TV Food show Dine At Mine are shocked when their amputee host stirs up trouble with her custom made arm whisk.
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Christmas SpecialBob Mortimer hosts this Christmassy edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are Spice Girl Melanie C, DJ Fresh, actor Russell Tovey and comedian Joey Page.
The Mel And Sue Thing
Episode 6Jane Austen must be spinning in her grave at this week's show - the last in the current series. We finally learn the true meaning of Sweet Fanny Adams in the final instalment of the dramatisation of her last, lost, novella.
Stella
Series 1, Episode 10Luke prepares to move to Canada, while Stella must decide between Sean and Rob. Who will she choose? James Corden guest stars.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 1 (Channel 4: Series 2), Episode 4Sarah Millican and Chris Ramsey play the game with Sean, Jon and Jimmy this week. Susie Dent is joined in Dictionary Corner by Abandoman, while Rachel Riley dispenses the letters and numbers with a little help from comedian Joe Wilkinson.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 2 - Mrs. RobinsonTracey is worried because Garth is going out with an older woman and Chris has started writing to "express his inner self".
Masala FM
Episode 6: It's the Asian station phone-in show's first wedding - but is love blind or stupid?
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 6 - MaidstoneIt's the final episode in the series. This time Frank Skinner is in Maidstone with guests Alan Davies and Katy Brand.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 3 - FranceEdina and Patsy are off for a jaunt in France. Arriving at the wrong place, they struggle to find food until Saffron and Bubble arrive. After drinking liberally and actually enjoying a game of ping-pong, they are given an urgent message by Bubble.
Terry Pratchett's Mort
Episode 1Mort is hired as an apprentice by Death and taken to his home beyond time and space to begin his training.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 5This week, the impressions include Gordon Ramsay's debut on CBeebies; Kate Winslet appearing in the Bad Jobs For Celebrities slot; and Kirstie and Phil from Location, Location, Location getting themselves into a bit of a pickle.
Boom Town
Episode 2This week, Joel The Trainspotter is on the lookout for buses; Garth The Life Coach is giving some practical kitchen advice; and Jonny Nash The Ladies Man tries to get hired as a male escort.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 4There's a bumpy ride ahead for husband-and-wife pilot team Simon and Jackie when Simon's one-night stand is rostered onto their flight to Barcelona.
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 3 - First Time CallerSharon is busy at the café and Dorien is busy at her first aid course, which leaves Tracey feeling useless. Then she rings a radio show with advice and becomes a local celebrity...
Coogan's Run
Steve Coogan's cult series in which he adopts a new comic persona in each episode.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 2 - Stage StruckRigsby attempts to have himself cast as male lead in a play written by effeminate lodger Hilary when he discovers that Ruth is playing the role of the love interest.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Christmas SpecialBob Mortimer hosts this Christmassy edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are Spice Girl Melanie C, DJ Fresh, actor Russell Tovey and comedian Joey Page.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
The Comic Strip Presents...
1986 Specials, Episode 1 - ConsuelaA man brings his pretty new wife back to his ancestral home but she soon runs into trouble with the housekeeper, who seems to resent her.
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 6 - MaidstoneIt's the final episode in the series. This time Frank Skinner is in Maidstone with guests Alan Davies and Katy Brand.
Badults
Series 1, Episode 5 - CoolCarabine wants his company to get back its cool and, with Rachel injured, it's up to Matthew to prove to his boss he's hip and happening. Ben is busy aligning his chakras and Tom records a dance track.
Tomorrow, Today!
Series 2, Episode 2 - Squab Is Not The Language Of LoveRadio writer Hugo defects to TV.
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dave GormanThe roaming comedy showcase reaches Birmingham, where the headline act is quick-witted Genius host Dave Gorman. Support comes from Isy Suttie and Simon Evans.
Comic Fringes
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Hair Of The DeadA moving short story about a compassionate undertaker's assistant. Sarah Millican reads her story about Kitty, who does the hair of the dead... Just the front.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 3 - First Time CallerSharon is busy at the café and Dorien is busy at her first aid course, which leaves Tracey feeling useless. Then she rings a radio show with advice and becomes a local celebrity...
No Commitments
Episode 12.5, Soft Soap: Charlotte's acting career looks set to be revived, but can the same be said for Anna's love life?
North East Of Eden
Episode 3 - Voyage of the Bobby VeeMarcia is bored on the island. Will joining the lifeboat crew help liven things up?