Schedule Monday 12th August 2013
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 3Audrey gets a good taste of normal life when some unpaid bills catch up with her, and the local garage confiscates her Rolls. Forced to take a job, she finds a position managing Mrs Proctor's stables and riding school. Meanwhile, Richard's finally bought the helicopter he's been talking about...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 2 - Getting On Sidney's WireThe trio's attempts to do some handy work around the cafe are doomed to failure.
Married
Series 2, Episode 5 - SerenityIt has been a taxing few months for Robin in his new universe. But at last he seems to have tapped that well of inner peace. Or is there a more obvious explanation?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Policeman ComethIn a change of strategy from London, a French-speaker is sent, disguised as a policeman. René has far more to worry about; he and Hans have been tasked with borrowing Gruber's armoured car in order to blow up a train!
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 59, Episode 6A return visit to Leicester's De Montfort Hall for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden with Rob Brydon on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 4 - Swiftly And With StyleMonsieur Alfonse arrives in the café and makes his intentions towards Madamme Edith clear. It's already been a long, hard day for René, what with being caught by the resistance associating with the Germans - but when Alfonse challenges him to a duel, it could get a lot worse...
Round The Horne
Episode 3.6: Kenneth Horne heads a Bohemian Paris romp, and Julian and Sandy report for the Daily Polari.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 13 - Pixiepoplistic (Part 2)When Dede is exposed as a fraud, she has to do all she can to convince the TV company that Pixie Lott should still come to Sadie's house. But will she and her friends get the chance to party with Pixie?
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 12 - Keeping It WarmWill barrister Roger manage to make up with girlfriend Sally?
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 3Martin is put in a difficult situation at his own dinner party. He has to use all his powers of discretion in order to tell Paul that his wife has arrived. Not only did no one know he was married but he's sat in his living room with another girl.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Paul Sinha's Citizenship Test
Episode 2Acclaimed stand-up comedian and top quizzer Paul Sinha rewrites the UK Citizenship Test to reflect his ideas about modern Britain and Britishness.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Bread
Series 2, Episode 2Julie goes into labour earlier than expected and, once again, Joey has to come to Billy's rescue as he heads. Meanwhile, Adrian goes to the D.H.S.S. for the first time.
Cabin Pressure
Series 1, Episode 1 - Abu DhabiThe town of Bristol, a cat and a thermostat combine to present Martin with a career-breaking crisis. A flight to the Middle East is complicated by Carolyn's new economy drive; Martin's insistence that Douglas call him 'Sir'; and Arthur's refusal to believe that anyone actually knows how a plane stays in the air.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 6 - Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening To Classical Music?Compo, Clegg and Truly are intrigued when they meet a man testing for earthquakes.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Lost WeekendA dull weekend turns into a very painful lesson for Dorien.
MacAulay And Co
Edinburgh 2013, Episode 6Fred MacAulay is back with another daily dose of news and comedy from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 9The Stuarts are confused by the newly discovered drink tea, a Viking funeral ends in a massive fight, a child evacuated in the Blitz thinks farm animals are monsters, and some cowboys sing about life in the Wild West.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 5 - "The Man From Down Under"When one of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's admirers returns from Australia, Arkwright proffers a real Yorkshire welcome...
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 2, Episode 5Sitcom set in a local authority register office, written by and starring David Schneider.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 10Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
The Importance Of Being Earnest
Classic film based on Oscar Wilde's play about two wealthy bachelors who pretend to be the dashing but imaginary Ernest when courting two young ladies.
Round The Horne
Episode 3.6: Kenneth Horne heads a Bohemian Paris romp, and Julian and Sandy report for the Daily Polari.
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 12 - Keeping It WarmWill barrister Roger manage to make up with girlfriend Sally?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Policeman ComethIn a change of strategy from London, a French-speaker is sent, disguised as a policeman. René has far more to worry about; he and Hans have been tasked with borrowing Gruber's armoured car in order to blow up a train!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 4 - Swiftly And With StyleMonsieur Alfonse arrives in the café and makes his intentions towards Madamme Edith clear. It's already been a long, hard day for René, what with being caught by the resistance associating with the Germans - but when Alfonse challenges him to a duel, it could get a lot worse...
My Phone Genie
Episode 14 - Side FXMobbsy becomes unwell just before a talent contest and Gene's treatment has unexpected side effects.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Best Of Les Dawson
Episode 1Four-part series paying tribute to Les Dawson, famous for his deadpan wit and curmudgeonly persona. Featuring clips from some of his classic sketches and comedy performances.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 2 - What Happened To The Horse?An innocuous forest becomes the focus of ghostly rumours.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 3 - Stage FrightRaquel makes a return visit to cabaret singing when Del gets her a chance booking. But her singing partner has a limited repertoire and Del is soon to find out why!...
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 3Martin is put in a difficult situation at his own dinner party. He has to use all his powers of discretion in order to tell Paul that his wife has arrived. Not only did no one know he was married but he's sat in his living room with another girl.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 2 - BangIt's an explosive time in Chigwell, with upheavals for Sharon, Tracey and Dorien.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 6 - Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening To Classical Music?Compo, Clegg and Truly are intrigued when they meet a man testing for earthquakes.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 3 - Non StarterSharon persuades Tracey to teach her to drive. Darryl and Chris are due to be moved to a less high secrity prison.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 5 - Strictly No DancingThe farmer hits the dance floor and attempts to learn how to ballroom dance using Pidsley as his dancing partner. The din they create annoys the sheep so much that Shaun decides to stop them.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 4 - Postman's KnockAgony Aunt Clare Butterfield receives a letter from Worried of Ward 3, but her reply only confuses things...
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 5 - "The Man From Down Under"When one of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's admirers returns from Australia, Arkwright proffers a real Yorkshire welcome...
Barbara
Series 3, Episode 10 - KirstyTed and Barbara return home early from holiday to find Neil lying naked in their bed, handcuffed to the headboard; he soon has news of engagement to new girlfriend Kirsty. Martin, meanwhile, is having a run of bad luck and injuries, mainly at work.
Flying The Flag
Episode 2.8, Submarine Diplomacy: The Embassy faces tough questions back home, with the spirit of the Armada bubbling up.
Carry On Teacher
A group of school children try to stop their mild-mannered headmaster leaving.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 10Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 4 - Spanish LaceDavid and Amy join Linda and her husband, Robert on a trip up the mountains.
Married
Series 2, Episode 5 - SerenityIt has been a taxing few months for Robin in his new universe. But at last he seems to have tapped that well of inner peace. Or is there a more obvious explanation?
Just A Minute
Episode 6Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Graham Norton, Sue Perkins, and Tony Hawks.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 2 - What Happened To The Horse?An innocuous forest becomes the focus of ghostly rumours.
Just A Minute
Series 67, Episode 1Nicholas Parsons hosts the popular panel game. Tony Hawks, Alun Cochrane, Patrick Kielty and Gyles Brandreth attempt to talk for 60 seconds with no hesitation, repetition or deviation.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 3 - Variations On A Theme Of Road RageHoward gets a bargain when he buys a used car.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 4Lee Mack is joined by Des O'Connor CBE and Tess Daly, while David Mitchell is joined by Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips.
Round The Horne
Episode 3.6: Kenneth Horne heads a Bohemian Paris romp, and Julian and Sandy report for the Daily Polari.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 2 - Healthy CompetitionRodney has become disillusioned with being Del's look-out, and announces his intention to set up business with Mickey Pearce.
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 12 - Keeping It WarmWill barrister Roger manage to make up with girlfriend Sally?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 2 - BangIt's an explosive time in Chigwell, with upheavals for Sharon, Tracey and Dorien.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 3 - Non StarterSharon persuades Tracey to teach her to drive. Darryl and Chris are due to be moved to a less high secrity prison.
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 1 - Captain CookWith a bit of trickery and abuse of George's sole talent, Blackadder has himself appointed Official War Artist and hopes to be sent to Paris accordingly; however, Field Marshal Haig's plans don't quite tally with the Captain's expectations...
MacAulay And Co
Edinburgh 2013, Episode 6Fred MacAulay is back with another daily dose of news and comedy from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Talented Mr. AlanFollowing a nervous breakdown, Alan's working his way slowly back up the ladder: he's got a girlfriend, a house (under renovation), one of the most popular slots on Radio Norwich, and a book: Bouncing Back.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 59, Episode 6A return visit to Leicester's De Montfort Hall for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden with Rob Brydon on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
Paul Sinha's Citizenship Test
Radio 4 stand-up show from Paul Sinha which will feature the questions that should appear on the citizenship test.
Have I Got News For You
Long-running topical panel game with a strong political slant, featuring team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 4Everyone, apart from The Oracle and Telle (who strike up an unlikely friendship), head off on a free trip to a bullfight. But they all soon discover that there's no such thing as a free trip in Benidorm!
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Colour Of AlanAlan is slightly disturbed when Michael sleeps over. However, his biggest worry is securing a contract to host an award ceremony - before severly injuring himself on a fence spike.
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 8Lisa and Dan struggle to keep up the pretence that they're still together, and Shelley's had enough of Greg's lies.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 6R&B superstar Ne-Yo takes control this week. Expect pop quiz antics as team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined on the panel by Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty, Aiden Grimshaw and Mercury Prize nominee Delilah.
The News Quiz
Series 81, Episode 7In the chair is Sandi Toksvig, joined by panellists Jeremy Hardy, Susan Calman, Matt Forde and Justin Edwards, for a tongue-in-cheek examination of the week's news while Zeb Soanes reads out a selection of cuttings.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
The popular satirical show of the late 70s and early 80s.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 5 - Lenny Henry, Ed Byrne and Andy ParsonsStand-up comedy from Lenny Henry, Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 3Comedy king Alexander Armstrong hosts a unique panel show in which panellists devise - as well as answer - the questions. With Ed Byrne, Mark Watson and Russell Kane.
Spats
Pilot, Episode 1 - Mankind v NatureFourteen minutes of perfectly adequate sketch comedy written by and starring BBC New Comedy Award finalist John-Luke Roberts. This pilot decides which is better: Mankind or Nature.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.
Chekhov: Comedy Shorts
Episode 1 - A Reluctant Tragic HeroTolkachov (Johnny Vegas) is a frustrated and exasperated family man.
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 6Ardal O'Hanlon and Richard Herring are the guests joining Sean Lock, Robert Webb and Seann Walsh.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Talented Mr. AlanFollowing a nervous breakdown, Alan's working his way slowly back up the ladder: he's got a girlfriend, a house (under renovation), one of the most popular slots on Radio Norwich, and a book: Bouncing Back.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 17Dave Fulton on the World Cup, Mick Ferry on long term relationships, Jeff Innocent on holidaying in Guernsey, and Ian Moore on today's youth.
Some People With Jokes
Series 1, Episode 5 - Some Scousers With Jokes: Volume 2More folk from Liverpool share their favourite gags.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Colour Of AlanAlan is slightly disturbed when Michael sleeps over. However, his biggest worry is securing a contract to host an award ceremony - before severly injuring himself on a fence spike.
Misfits
Series 4, Episode 2Finn isn't quite as innocent as he looks when a dark secret he's been hiding at home is revealed.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 4The Pythons make it big in the States, release their first film, And Now For Something Completely Different, and then set out to make Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
The popular satirical show of the late 70s and early 80s.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
The popular satirical show of the late 70s and early 80s.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 6R&B superstar Ne-Yo takes control this week. Expect pop quiz antics as team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined on the panel by Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty, Aiden Grimshaw and Mercury Prize nominee Delilah.
Paul Sinha's Citizenship Test
Radio 4 stand-up show from Paul Sinha which will feature the questions that should appear on the citizenship test.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 4 - Gino - Full Story And PicsThe story of Gino the delinquent and Angie the party girl who, due to an excess of drink and drugs, passes out in the back of his taxi.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 3Comedy king Alexander Armstrong hosts a unique panel show in which panellists devise - as well as answer - the questions. With Ed Byrne, Mark Watson and Russell Kane.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Cabin Pressure
Series 1, Episode 1 - Abu DhabiThe town of Bristol, a cat and a thermostat combine to present Martin with a career-breaking crisis. A flight to the Middle East is complicated by Carolyn's new economy drive; Martin's insistence that Douglas call him 'Sir'; and Arthur's refusal to believe that anyone actually knows how a plane stays in the air.
Beaver Falls
Series 2, Episode 4It's Mac's big day as Beaver Falls welcomes rival sports camp Wimoweh for their annual basketball match.
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 6Ardal O'Hanlon and Richard Herring are the guests joining Sean Lock, Robert Webb and Seann Walsh.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.
Flying The Flag
Episode 2.8, Submarine Diplomacy: The Embassy faces tough questions back home, with the spirit of the Armada bubbling up.
Married
Series 2, Episode 5 - SerenityIt has been a taxing few months for Robin in his new universe. But at last he seems to have tapped that well of inner peace. Or is there a more obvious explanation?