Schedule Friday 9th August 2013
6am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 6Billy finds out that he is to become a father, Joey learns of his dad's £500 gambling debt, Adrian is made redundant, Aveline's nude pictures are published and Jack buries a stolen candlestick in his Grandma's grave! A normal day for the Boswells.
6:30am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 6 - Ballad For Wind Instruments And CanoeA transaction with the fabulous Arnpepper; the Great Gob Contest; and a runaway canoe.
7am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 1 - Six Big BoobiesThe airmen have gone, and all is back to (relative) normality at Café René. Herr Flick's not too pleased to have ended up with three copies of The Fallen Madonna though...
7am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 3.4: There's a dinner surprise on the sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
7:30am
(repeat)
Jo Caulfield's Speakeasy
Episode 1With guests Lloyd Langford, Nathan Caton, Keir McAllister and Jason Cook.
7:50am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Wooing Of Widow ArtoisAs more suitors pop out of the woodwork in search of Edith's hand, René becomes increasingly concerned about the fate of his café. Meanwhile, Herr Flick has devised a plan to send Hitler a forged copy of the Fallen Madonna, and another escape attempt for the airmen is afoot.
8am
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Steptoe And Son
Episode 3, Sixty-Five Today: Albert's birthday outing turns into a disaster.
8:25am
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 12 - Pixiepoplistic (Part 1)Dede has to pretend to be Sadie so that Pixie Lott will come and make a TV show in Sadie's living room. But can Dede overcome Ashlii's plotting and Keith's boisterous mates to win the event? And can she keep up the pretence that she isn't really Sadie?
8:30am
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The Best Of Bentine
From a ghost hunter to a collector of holes, it's the ultimate one man show, written by the host.
8:35am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 2Paul has outstanding abilities on the cricket field. Martin knows this and he should make him the first name on the team sheet - but can he bring himself to pick his unwitting rival?
8:55am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9am
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King Street Junior
Series 10, Episode 2 - The RivalsMr. Sims and Mr. Long apply for the Deputy Headship of another school.
9:10am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:15am
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Bread
Series 2, Episode 1Julie is heavily pregnant and Billy's keen to do the right thing. Meanwhile, Adrian has found a girlfriend, Carmen, and Jack gets hijacked by a couple of punks who need a lift to Manchester.
9:30am
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Electric Ink
Series 1, Episode 1Old hacks meet new media in the newspaper industry. Maddox is told he must present The Politics Minute, an online 'vodcast' for the paper.
9:50am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 4 - What Happened To Barry's Nose?Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to be more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts.
10am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 5 - ConfidenceDorien joins the Open University as Tracey struggles with the great school of life.
10:30am90 min
MacAulay And Co
Edinburgh 2013, Episode 5Live from the Edinburgh Festival with guests including Paul Merton, Nicholas Parsons, Omid Djalili and Ian Lavender.
10:30am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 5 - Optimism In The Housing MarketSmiler's first day as a door-to-door salesman is a painful one.
10:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 8Some Vikings attack a monastery but can't remember why, a peasant gets a posh makeover on Georgian Fashion Fix, Crimewatch BC tries to solve the murder of Julius Caesar... and prepare to be confused by the Egyptian hieroglyphics song.
11:10am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Touch Of GlassA chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...
11:30am
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Chekhov: Comedy Shorts
Episode 3 - The Dangers Of TobaccoSteve Coogan plays Nyukhin, a brow-beaten husband of a domineering wife.
11:30am
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With Nobbs On
Episode 1 - From Badgers To FrostA young David Nobbs realises there's more to writing a novel than just the title and TV fame beckons when cabs are sent to collect David's sketches for an iconic, groundbreaking satirical show.
11:50am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Christmas Special - Diamonds Are For HeatherDel is in love again after catching the eye of Heather during a rendition of 'Old Shep' at the Nag's Head. It's not long before he wants to get engaged, as usual, but this time there is a complication... her husband.
11:50am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 9Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
12pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3, Sixty-Five Today: Albert's birthday outing turns into a disaster.
12:25pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 1 - Six Big BoobiesThe airmen have gone, and all is back to (relative) normality at Café René. Herr Flick's not too pleased to have ended up with three copies of The Fallen Madonna though...
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
From a ghost hunter to a collector of holes, it's the ultimate one man show, written by the host.
1:15pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Wooing Of Widow ArtoisAs more suitors pop out of the woodwork in search of Edith's hand, René becomes increasingly concerned about the fate of his café. Meanwhile, Herr Flick has devised a plan to send Hitler a forged copy of the Fallen Madonna, and another escape attempt for the airmen is afoot.
1:30pm
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 13 - Double LosersWhen Jaz gives Mobbsy and Naoko each a wish, Naoko ends up as a character in a video game created by Mobbsy - while Mobbsy has his own problems!
1:55pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2pm
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Just A Minute
Episode 4Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Liza Tarbuck, Gyles Brandreth, and Miles Jupp.
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Christmas Special - A Tale Of Two SweatersHoward finds himself in deep water when he is given jumpers from both Pearl and Marina for Christmas.
2:10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Chance Of A LunchtimeRaquel attends an audition and, despite Del's help, she gets the part. But fortune has a knack of spoiling the best laid plans...
2:40pm
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 2Paul has outstanding abilities on the cricket field. Martin knows this and he should make him the first name on the team sheet - but can he bring himself to pick his unwitting rival?
2:40pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 9 - Time And TidesSharon and Tracey help out Dorien because women "of a certain age" need careful handling.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 4 - What Happened To Barry's Nose?Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to be more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 1 - High FidelityCrises on two fronts for Tracey - first in her marriage and then with Sharon.
3:30pm30 min
Bad Language
Episode 5Richard Herring hosts another episode of the panel show about language. Des is joined by Eleanor Tiernan, while Keith enlists the aid of Mark Nelson.
3:40pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 2 - Draw The LineThe flock hijack a road line-painting machine and cause chaos while creating giant works of art in the field. However, will farmer appreciate their art?
4pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 5 - Optimism In The Housing MarketSmiler's first day as a door-to-door salesman is a painful one.
4:15pm
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Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Right Honourable GentlemanAn MP concerned with the spiralling costs of the NHS is admitted for treatment, but refuses to sign a petition to save the hospital.
4:35pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 6 - Duel And DualityThe Prince has seduced and 'soiled' the Duke of Wellington's two nieces. When the triumphant war hero hears of George's indiscretion, he swears to have his revenge - can Blackadder get him out of this one, or will the Royal meet his maker?
4:50pm
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Barbara
Series 3, Episode 9 - Guy FawkesIt's Bonfire Night, and Ted is obsessing over his new shed. Barbara learns that an old friend has died, but could her husband be keeping a little secret? Jean, meanwhile, has caught the internet shopping bug.
5:10pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 9Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
5:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
5:20pm
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Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 3 - Praying MantisDavid is beginning to enjoy the atmosphere of the Mediterranean, the wine, the sea and most of all - Linda!
5:25pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 3.4: There's a dinner surprise on the sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
6pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Episode 5Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Josie Lawrence, John Sergeant, and Jason Manford.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Christmas Special - A Tale Of Two SweatersHoward finds himself in deep water when he is given jumpers from both Pearl and Marina for Christmas.
6:30pm30 min
6:30pm30 min
The News Quiz
Series 81, Episode 7In the chair is Sandi Toksvig, joined by panellists Jeremy Hardy, Susan Calman, Matt Forde and Justin Edwards, for a tongue-in-cheek examination of the week's news while Zeb Soanes reads out a selection of cuttings.
6:35pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 2 - RoyalsA Royal visit is made to the factory; Stan hopes to be recognised by the Prince, whom he met in 1967, but the Prince is only interested in bumming a smoke and a bunk-up in a cupboard with Brenda.
7pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 1 - The Second Stag Night Of Doggy WilkinsonDoggy is disappointed his second stag night might not be as exciting as his first, but help is near.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
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Steptoe And Son
Episode 3, Sixty-Five Today: Albert's birthday outing turns into a disaster.
7:15pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 3 - ScandalBren's mother, Petula, turns up with a new boyfriend, Clint, who's young enough to be BREN'S son. His mother isn't best pleased, and chains herself to the factory gates in protest.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
From a ghost hunter to a collector of holes, it's the ultimate one man show, written by the host.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 9 - Time And TidesSharon and Tracey help out Dorien because women "of a certain age" need careful handling.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 1 - High FidelityCrises on two fronts for Tracey - first in her marriage and then with Sharon.
9pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Problem At Gallows Gate (Part 1)When Jonathan's badger watch becomes a murder watch, the intrigue is only just beginning. For the man seen strangling a young woman had plunged to his death just weeks earlier...
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 4 - Lee Nelson, Stewart Francis, Paul ChowdhryThe 'well good' Lee Nelson introduces stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry.
9pm
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Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - Broth + MuppetAlan talks to charity cyclist Jim Jones whilst waiting for celebrity guest Anthea Turner, before struggling to talk military tactics with special forces Afghanistan veteran Tommy Gaskell.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9pm
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Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 6 - Don't Let GoPC Joe Penhale is desperate to keep Maggie and show her he's changed; that he's the macho husband she wants. But once she has the all clear from the doctor, Maggie plans to return to Bude.
9pm60 min
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 1 (Channel 4: Series 2), Episode 3This week, Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by celebrity guests Sarah Millican and Humphrey Ker. Countdown regular Susie Dent is in with Rich Hall, while the country's favourite boffin, Rachel Riley, provides the letters and numbers with a little help from comedian Joe Wilkinson.
9pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 3England and Manchester United captain Rio Ferdinand and comedian Lee Mack join in the fun. Plus, strong stomachs are required when the teams compete in a dizzying end-game.
9:30pm
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Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - Mustard + PepperAmid a mix of anecdotes, facts and tips, Alan and Simon ask listeners to vote for Norfolk's greatest person before indulging in a spot of wine tasting live on air.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Towering AlanDevelopments at the BBC give Alan a whiff of hope, so he prepares to do some intensive networking - at a funeral. Despite his tactics, the plan appears to come off.
10pm
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 4Mr Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with mythical creature the skunk-ape, narcoleptic dogs, and Sam Sadler compares himself to a male celebrity.
10pm
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The Trip
The Trip, Episode 3 - Holbeck GhyllSteve and Rob stay at Coleridge's old home, Greta Hall, in Keswick. They visit Dove Cottage and lunch at Holbeck Ghyll.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 5Damian Lewis hosts, with guest panellists Nigel Farage MEP and Harry Shearer.
10pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 2 - Lee Mack, Rich Hall, Danny BhoyLee Mack, comedian and star of BBC One sitcom Not Going Out, presents sets from American comic Rich Hall and Scotland's very own Danny Bhoy.
10pm
(repeat)
Where Did It All Go Wrong?
Episode 1, The True Confessions of Sherlock Holmes: Simon Munnery debunks the image of some iconic characters, starting with the 'science man' of Baker Street.
10pm
(repeat)
Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live
TV edit of Sarah Millican's top-selling stand-up show, Chatterbox.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Jo Caulfield's Speakeasy
Episode 1With guests Lloyd Langford, Nathan Caton, Keir McAllister and Jason Cook.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 4Lee Mack is joined by Des O'Connor CBE and Tess Daly, while David Mitchell is joined by Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips.
10:35pm
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Bridget Jones's Diary
Film based on Helen Fielding's novel about an unlucky-in-love Londoner who decides to take control of her life and start a diary.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Coogan's Run
Steve Coogan's cult series in which he adopts a new comic persona in each episode.
10:55pm
(repeat)
Ross Noble Goes Global
Series 2, Episode 4 - MilanIn Milan, Ross discovers that the people refuse to stop talking into their mobile phones and finds that every impressive building he tries to visit is covered in scaffolding.
11pm
(repeat)
Father Ted
A selection of episodes from the third series of Channel 4's most successful sitcom.
11pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 5Lee Mack is in the host's chair this week, with guests Chris Ramsey, Professor Green and Joe Wilkinson.
11:05pm
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Pramface
Series 2, Episode 4 - Just Two People With A KidJamie is turning 18 and Mike has taken over organising the party. His main mission is to source some high-quality, mind-altering substances.
11:20pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 1 - HairTony returns from his holidays sporting a beard, and Dorothy moves in with Gary.
11:30pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 4 - Lee Nelson, Stewart Francis, Paul ChowdhryThe 'well good' Lee Nelson introduces stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Jimmy Carr Live: Comedian
Stand-up laughs from leading comedian Jimmy Carr, released as 2007's Comedian DVD.
11:30pm
(repeat)
The Flight Of The Conchords
Episode 2, Dan and the Panda: The Kiwi parody band aim for UK fame.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
11:55pm
(repeat)
French And Saunders
Long-running popular sketch show starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
12:05am
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PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 3 - Pay As You GrowChristopher's charitable concern raises Jerwayne and Ashley's ire, Janine can't stop making fantastic decisions and Lance is hiding from Shelley and her terrifying broodiness. Standard.
12:30am
(repeat)
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 1, Episode 4With guests Aston Merrygold from JLS, former Girls Aloud member Kimberley Walsh and comedian Russell Kane.
12:40am
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Dave's One Night Stand
Series 4, Episode 5 - Andrew MaxwellIrish comedian Andrew Maxwell performs in his adopted hometown of Hackney. With Chris Ramsey, Pat Cahill and Benny Boot supporting.
12:40am
(repeat)
12:50am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 15At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Jarred Christmas on marriage, Terry Alderton on Afghanistan, Josh Howie on being Jewish and Phil Nichol on his Canadian roots and accents.
1am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Towering AlanDevelopments at the BBC give Alan a whiff of hope, so he prepares to do some intensive networking - at a funeral. Despite his tactics, the plan appears to come off.
1am
(repeat)
Live At The Electric
Series 2, Episode 6It's all-out gang warfare for Totally Tom, Daveutio is alarmed by Sharonetti's new hair-do in The Only Way Is Shakespeare, and Marcel Lucont has some French poetry to share with us.
1:05am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 5 - ConfidenceDorien joins the Open University as Tracey struggles with the great school of life.
1:05am
(repeat)
The Last Leg
Series 2, Episode 2Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker look back on the week with the help of guest Micky Flanagan.
1:10am
(repeat)
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 4 - Phone CakeNoel gets a really important call, Tony Reason speaks about his time working with Bon Jovi, while Fantasy Man tries to capture the Dream Tiger.
1:20am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
1:30am
(repeat)
Coogan's Run
Steve Coogan's cult series in which he adopts a new comic persona in each episode.
1:30am
(repeat)
Badults
Series 1, Episode 3 - FilmBank heists or radioactive fish dinosaurs, which theme should Tom choose for his first movie? Meanwhile, Carabine's launched an Apprentice-style marketing challenge and intern Matthew's sweating under the pressure of making a spatula sexy.
1:40am50 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 5Damian Lewis hosts, with guest panellists Nigel Farage MEP and Harry Shearer.
1:40am
(repeat)
Campus
Episode 5 - Post-CoitalAs George puts the finishing touches to her Final Report, Matt is plunged into total crisis over his recent shenanigans.
1:50am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 1 (Channel 4: Series 2), Episode 3This week, Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by celebrity guests Sarah Millican and Humphrey Ker. Countdown regular Susie Dent is in with Rich Hall, while the country's favourite boffin, Rachel Riley, provides the letters and numbers with a little help from comedian Joe Wilkinson.
2am
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 1 - HairTony returns from his holidays sporting a beard, and Dorothy moves in with Gary.
2am
(repeat)
King Street Junior
Series 10, Episode 2 - The RivalsMr. Sims and Mr. Long apply for the Deputy Headship of another school.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 4 - Summer SchoolDawn French's improbable exposé of a university course in Iron Age Living, with Robbie Coltrane and Peter Richardson.
2:30am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 5Lee Mack is in the host's chair this week, with guests Chris Ramsey, Professor Green and Joe Wilkinson.
2:30am
(repeat)
Electric Ink
Series 1, Episode 1Old hacks meet new media in the newspaper industry. Maddox is told he must present The Politics Minute, an online 'vodcast' for the paper.
2:40am
(repeat)
2:50am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 9 - Time And TidesSharon and Tracey help out Dorien because women "of a certain age" need careful handling.
3am45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
3am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
3:10am
(repeat)
Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 3 - Praying MantisDavid is beginning to enjoy the atmosphere of the Mediterranean, the wine, the sea and most of all - Linda!
3:10am
(repeat)
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 4 - Phone CakeNoel gets a really important call, Tony Reason speaks about his time working with Bon Jovi, while Fantasy Man tries to capture the Dream Tiger.
3:15am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 12 - World CupIn this show, topics include Ricky and Stephen watching the World Cup while sharing a hotel bed, the problems of over-zealous sports fans and cheating in sports, Ricky's childhood football trial, and Karl's saliva production.
3:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
3:45am
(repeat)
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 11 - Johnny Saveloy's UndoingAs part of Wendy's birthday, the gang visit super-star sausage Johnny Saveloy. Wendy is soon brainwashed into his sinister cult, while Rex is haunted by his accountant's warnings of Saveloy stealing people's voices. Guest starring Bob Monkhouse and Stanley Unwin.
5am
(repeat)
Beachcomber... By The Way
Series 1, Episode 6Humourous tales based on J. B. Morton's popular and whimsical Daily Express column, By The Way.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 3.4: There's a dinner surprise on the sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.