Schedule Thursday 8th August 2013
6am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 5Freddie's sea-faring brother has died and the Boswells decide to arrange a burial at sea.
6:45am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Quiet DrinkHarry, the fierce landlord, runs a tight pub. And Mouse is tighter still and it's Tina's 'boom' night, so farewell restful ease.
7am
(repeat)
The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 2 - Isy SuttieMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present, and is joined in the studio by comic singer/songwriter and Peep Show star Isy Suttie.
7:20am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.
7:30am
(repeat)
Meet David Sedaris
Series 3, Episode 2 - Author, Author And Front Row Centre With Thaddeus BristolThis week includes his observations of life as an author on tour in "Author, Author", a satirical swipe at critics in "Front Row Centre with Thaddeus Bristol" and some extracts from his diaries.
8am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Dance Of Hitler YouthThe Colonel organises a party in the café, purportedly to celebrate the burning of the Reichstag, but in fact just to get Flick out of his apartment whilst it is broken into.
8am
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 15 - Sorry, Wrong NumberMainwaring tries to improve communications amongst the platoon by giving lessons in using public telephone boxes. Their lessons are needed when a German plane crash lands into the local reservoir.
8:25am
(repeat)
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 11 - BardaliciousWhen Kit stages a Shakespearian extravaganza, Sadie is desperate to play opposite Taylor - but will she be able to finally outsmart Ashlii? And when Imogen goes looking for a ballroom dancing partner, Danny and Jake discover that Steve's new apprentice is an expert; but how does Keith feel about the new arrival?
8:30am
(repeat)
Take It From Here
A West End musical spoof, plus trouble over a ring for the Glums.
8:45am
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 1When Martin invites old Mrs Beardsmore round for tea, Ann is horrified to see him return with a minibus full of her friends from the old people's home. He's determined to give the entire group a good day - preferably without Paul's help.
8:55am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9am
(repeat)
Big Jim And The Figaro Club
Episode 3 - On The LinePerkins can't get a site phone, so his workmates get him a handset and more besides.
9:10am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:20am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 1, Episode 6Billy finds out that he is to become a father, Joey learns of his dad's £500 gambling debt, Adrian is made redundant, Aveline's nude pictures are published and Jack buries a stolen candlestick in his Grandma's grave! A normal day for the Boswells.
9:30am
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 3, Mr Lushington: Pierce Egan's behind with news of slums, a king's interiors, and a dog-and-monkey fight.
9:55am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 2 - How Errol Flynn Discovered The Secret Of Nora BattCompo tries to win Nora's heart by dressing up as Robin Hood.
10am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 4 - Just FamilySharon and Tracey fear for their future when Darryl's parents visit.
10:30am90 min
MacAulay And Co
Edinburgh 2013, Episode 4Live from the Edinburgh Festival with guests including Andrew Maxwell and Jenny Eclair.
10:30am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 7Joan of Arc gets a visit from a confused angel, a pirate captain tries to make his crew dress like ladies, and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap.
10:35am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 3 - Who's Thrown Her Tom Cruise Photographs Away?When Marina is stood up by Howard, she decides the time has come to give up her interest in men.
11:15am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Yellow PerilAfter a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.
11:50am
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 8Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
11:55am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Never Rains....When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!
12pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 15 - Sorry, Wrong NumberMainwaring tries to improve communications amongst the platoon by giving lessons in using public telephone boxes. Their lessons are needed when a German plane crash lands into the local reservoir.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
A West End musical spoof, plus trouble over a ring for the Glums.
12:35pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.
1:15pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Dance Of Hitler YouthThe Colonel organises a party in the café, purportedly to celebrate the burning of the Reichstag, but in fact just to get Flick out of his apartment whilst it is broken into.
1:30pm
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 12 - The PartyGene throws a party in detention and everybody else in the school soon wants to join in!
1:55pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Episode 3Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Sue Perkins, Marcus Brigstocke, and Ruth Jones.
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 7 - Who's That Talking To Lenny?Gullible Lenny has heard a voice from above. Can his friends ensure he is set up for receiving further communications?
2:10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Sky's The LimitRodney's marriage problems have made him seek solace from drink but, although he offers help, Del is too busy himself to offer any practical help
2:40pm
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 1When Martin invites old Mrs Beardsmore round for tea, Ann is horrified to see him return with a minibus full of her friends from the old people's home. He's determined to give the entire group a good day - preferably without Paul's help.
2:40pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 12 - Okey-Cokey-KaraokeAs it remains their only change of going on holiday, Sharon and Tracey participate in a karaoke competition.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 2 - How Errol Flynn Discovered The Secret Of Nora BattCompo tries to win Nora's heart by dressing up as Robin Hood.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 13 - LoyaltySharon thinks sisterly bonds should overcome everything - especially husbands. Tracey doesn't agree.
3:30pm30 min
Bad Language
Episode 4Des is joined by Jarlath Regan. On Keith's team is the BAFTA-winning comedian Susan Calman.
3:40pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 1 - Double TroubleWhen Shaun dresses as the farmer he suddenly has the power to boss Bitzer around, so he decides to throw a party. All goes to plan until Shaun encounters the real farmer...
4pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 3 - Who's Thrown Her Tom Cruise Photographs Away?When Marina is stood up by Howard, she decides the time has come to give up her interest in men.
4:15pm
(repeat)
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 2 - Adam's RibThe new young female doctor on the ward gets a mixed reception...
4:40pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 5 - Amy And AmiabilityThe Prince is bankrupt. In order to secure funds, Blackadder suggests that his only option is to find a bride and marry into a moneyed family. Beautiful Amy Hardwood, daughter of a cotton magnate, seems a prime candidate.
4:50pm
(repeat)
Barbara
Series 3, Episode 8 - NeighboursChristmas is fast approaching and Ted and Barbara have new next door neighbours. At the Ponds', Linda is none-too-pleased at the amount of overtime Martin's been doing recently. Neil, meanwhile, is boring...
5pm25 min
DNN
Series 1, Episode 11This week, Jahmene Mann investigates our ability to celebrate, whilst Phil Tyme is at the Tower of London and Nellie Osmond finds out about a drive-through beauty salon.
5pm
(repeat)
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 2.3, Brideshead Unvisited: Patrick makes the family attend a wedding, but will Stella's doubts prove justified?
5:10pm
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 8Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
5:20pm
(repeat)
Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 2 - El MachoWhen Amy visits a bullfight she finds she can see better from inside the ring!
5:25pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 2 - Isy SuttieMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present, and is joined in the studio by comic singer/songwriter and Peep Show star Isy Suttie.
6pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Episode 4Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Liza Tarbuck, Gyles Brandreth, and Miles Jupp.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 7 - Who's That Talking To Lenny?Gullible Lenny has heard a voice from above. Can his friends ensure he is set up for receiving further communications?
6:30pm
(repeat)
Meet David Sedaris
Series 3, Episode 3 - Memory Lapse And If I Ruled the WorldThis week, childhood memories of competitive parenting in "Memory Lapse" and a character monologue imagining what life would be like "If I Ruled The World!".
6:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Touch Of GlassA chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...
7pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 8 - Oh Look! Mitzi's Found Her MummyA ferocious dog won't let Truly, Billy and Alvin enter Clegg's house.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 15 - Sorry, Wrong NumberMainwaring tries to improve communications amongst the platoon by giving lessons in using public telephone boxes. Their lessons are needed when a German plane crash lands into the local reservoir.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Christmas Special - Diamonds Are For HeatherDel is in love again after catching the eye of Heather during a rendition of 'Old Shep' at the Nag's Head. It's not long before he wants to get engaged, as usual, but this time there is a complication... her husband.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
A West End musical spoof, plus trouble over a ring for the Glums.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 12 - Okey-Cokey-KaraokeAs it remains their only change of going on holiday, Sharon and Tracey participate in a karaoke competition.
7:45pm
(repeat)
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 4The Pythons make it big in the States, release their first film, And Now For Something Completely Different, and then set out to make Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
8pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 13 - LoyaltySharon thinks sisterly bonds should overcome everything - especially husbands. Tracey doesn't agree.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 6 - Duel And DualityThe Prince has seduced and 'soiled' the Duke of Wellington's two nieces. When the triumphant war hero hears of George's indiscretion, he swears to have his revenge - can Blackadder get him out of this one, or will the Royal meet his maker?
9pm
(repeat)
Nellie And Melba
A 51-year-old and his mum try to fulfil their showbiz dreams at a talent show. Stars Paul O'Grady and Sheila Hancock.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
(repeat)
MacAulay And Co
Edinburgh 2013, Episode 4Live from the Edinburgh Festival with guests including Andrew Maxwell and Jenny Eclair.
9:20pm
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 5It's been a particularly stressful few weeks, and with the menopause kicking in, Barbara's had enough. Unfortunately, Jim can't see what he's done wrong, and the argument soon spreads to Dave and Denise. But after Bar storms out, Jim reveals a new side...
9:30pm
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Ian D Montfort Is: Unbelievable
Episode 2Ian D Montfort, spirit medium from Sheffield, stars in this comedy showcase that will amaze as well as entertain. This week with actress, singer and Hi-de-Hi legend Ruth Madoc.
10pm
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
10pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 2 - Ardal O'HanlonDeadpan host Jack Dee introduces a stand-up routine from Ardal O'Hanlon, who muses on everything from air travel to feng shui. Dee also invites the audience to send him text messages and airs his views on female soldiers.
10pm
(repeat)
Alan Partridge On Open Books With Martin Bryce
Culture spoof in which Alan Partridge is interviewed in front of a local book club about his passion for books.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 4Jeremy Clarkson hosts the topical panel show. The guests joining Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are surreal comic Tony Law and BBC's Arts Editor Will Gompertz.
10pm30 min
Live At The Electric
Series 2, Episode 6It's all-out gang warfare for Totally Tom, Daveutio is alarmed by Sharonetti's new hair-do in The Only Way Is Shakespeare, and Marcel Lucont has some French poetry to share with us.
10pm
(repeat)
Meet David Sedaris
Series 3, Episode 2 - Author, Author And Front Row Centre With Thaddeus BristolThis week includes his observations of life as an author on tour in "Author, Author", a satirical swipe at critics in "Front Row Centre with Thaddeus Bristol" and some extracts from his diaries.
10pm30 min
PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 3 - Pay As You GrowChristopher's charitable concern raises Jerwayne and Ashley's ire, Janine can't stop making fantastic decisions and Lance is hiding from Shelley and her terrifying broodiness. Standard.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Giles Wemmbley Hogg Goes Off
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Ballet TourGiles leads a ballet tour around Europe, from Minsk to Vienna via Budleigh Salterton.
10:30pm
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Work OutingWhen the dashing Philip from the sixth floor pops in to ask Jen to the theatre, she accepts right away. But, to her annoyance, so do Moss and Roy.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
11pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 4Having taken over hosting duties on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show, Nick Grimshaw does the same on the anarchic music quiz. Team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by singer Conor Maynard.
11pm
(repeat)
North By Northamptonshire
Series 2, Episode 3A visiting choir sets hearts aflutter amongst the ladies of Wadenbrook, while Mary's dad Norman has an adventure of his own.
11pm
(repeat)
The Wilson Dixon Line
Episode 1 - Words Of WisdomWilson talks about the world and shares his observations of society and the differences between the UK and Cripple Creek. He recounts some of his experiences from his travels, his interactions with people and places and offers his unique advice on how to live life.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Not The Nine O'Clock News
A compilation of some of the best-loved moments from the popular satirical sketch comedy of the 80s.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 12 - Okey-Cokey-KaraokeAs it remains their only change of going on holiday, Sharon and Tracey participate in a karaoke competition.
11:30pm
(repeat)
The Skivers
Episode 2.5: In the final recording at the famous BBC Paris Studios, Nick Golson and Tim de Jongh welcome Spike Milligan.
11:40pm
(repeat)
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 1, Episode 1Tonight, Rob chats to Little Britain star and old friend David Walliams. Rob also chats and jams with his hero, Sir Tom Jones, and champions rising star and stand-up comedian Tom Deacon.
11:55pm
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 5It's been a particularly stressful few weeks, and with the menopause kicking in, Barbara's had enough. Unfortunately, Jim can't see what he's done wrong, and the argument soon spreads to Dave and Denise. But after Bar storms out, Jim reveals a new side...
12:05am
(repeat)
The Last Leg
Series 2, Episode 2Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker look back on the week with the help of guest Micky Flanagan.
12:20am
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 5More dynamic debates with Sean Lock in the chair. Robert Webb, Seann Walsh, Stephen K Amos and Jo Brand make up the teams.
12:35am
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
12:40am
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 2 - Ardal O'HanlonDeadpan host Jack Dee introduces a stand-up routine from Ardal O'Hanlon, who muses on everything from air travel to feng shui. Dee also invites the audience to send him text messages and airs his views on female soldiers.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 4Jeremy Clarkson hosts the topical panel show. The guests joining Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are surreal comic Tony Law and BBC's Arts Editor Will Gompertz.
1am
(repeat)
Starlings
Series 2, Episode 6Sandra - who is Jan's sister and Fergie's estranged mum - turns up at the Starlings' nest.
1:10am
(repeat)
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
1:30am
(repeat)
Live At The Electric
Series 2, Episode 6It's all-out gang warfare for Totally Tom, Daveutio is alarmed by Sharonetti's new hair-do in The Only Way Is Shakespeare, and Marcel Lucont has some French poetry to share with us.
1:35am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Work OutingWhen the dashing Philip from the sixth floor pops in to ask Jen to the theatre, she accepts right away. But, to her annoyance, so do Moss and Roy.
1:40am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 2 - SusieIn a quiet village, a teacher is about to leave her husband for her lover, but the triangle is disturbed by the arrival of an ageing rock star.
1:40am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
2am
(repeat)
Nellie And Melba
A 51-year-old and his mum try to fulfil their showbiz dreams at a talent show. Stars Paul O'Grady and Sheila Hancock.
2am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 4Having taken over hosting duties on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show, Nick Grimshaw does the same on the anarchic music quiz. Team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by singer Conor Maynard.
2am
(repeat)
Big Jim And The Figaro Club
Episode 3 - On The LinePerkins can't get a site phone, so his workmates get him a handset and more besides.
2:05am
(repeat)
Campus
Episode 5 - Post-CoitalAs George puts the finishing touches to her Final Report, Matt is plunged into total crisis over his recent shenanigans.
2:15am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Bad News TourA day on the road with the most controversial heavy metal band in the history of the universe, man.
2:15am
(repeat)
Rufus Hound: Being Rude
TV edit of comedian Rufus Hound's first live stand-up DVD.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 1, Episode 1Tonight, Rob chats to Little Britain star and old friend David Walliams. Rob also chats and jams with his hero, Sir Tom Jones, and champions rising star and stand-up comedian Tom Deacon.
2:30am
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 3, Mr Lushington: Pierce Egan's behind with news of slums, a king's interiors, and a dog-and-monkey fight.
2:45am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 1 (Channel 4: Series 2), Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and the Countdown regulars are joined by guests Miles Jupp and Rhod Gilbert.
3am
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 5More dynamic debates with Sean Lock in the chair. Robert Webb, Seann Walsh, Stephen K Amos and Jo Brand make up the teams.
5am
(repeat)
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 2.3, Brideshead Unvisited: Patrick makes the family attend a wedding, but will Stella's doubts prove justified?
5:30am
(repeat)
The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 2 - Isy SuttieMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present, and is joined in the studio by comic singer/songwriter and Peep Show star Isy Suttie.