Schedule Wednesday 31st July 2013
6am
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Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
6:10am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 9The family attend Freddie's court case in order to provide moral support. Billy, however, has other plans as he is marrying Julie in secret. Meanwhile, Grandad has a visit from his nephew Eddie who is home from America and, much to Grandad and Nellie's horror, is gay!
6:50am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 1 - Gone With The WindmillHaving been double-crossed by Herr Flick, Gruber and the Colonel are looking for a way to un-desert. Madame Edith concocts a plot that will appear that they have been kidnapped. Unfortunately, the General fails to take the hint and René is forced to save the duo before they are blown up...
7am
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 2.6, Babies: The rabbis are submerged in baby talk, while Melvin struggles with his conscience.
7:30am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 2 - A Tour De FranceRené is being held hostage, and missing presumed exploded by the Nazis, the Resistance, and the girls at the café. As they plan tributes to their fallen hero, he is desperate to escape being shared around by the Communists in their underground bunker!
7:30am
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The Brig Society
Series 1, Episode 5 - King Of ScotlandMarcus has been volunteered to be the King of Scotland and is hoping very much not to get kilt.
8am
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Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 1 - Back From HolidayAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:05am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
8:05am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
8:25am
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 5 - BlackmailamundoAshlii tries to blackmail Sadie, but Sadie has the last laugh when a certain boyband comes to call! Meanwhile, Keith kidnaps a dog for a good cause and Dede tries to teach the boys all about her favourite sci-fi show.
8:30am
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 6, Episode 10Problem corner, and Robinson Prunestone gets marooned.
8:55am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
8:55am
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The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown
Episode 11 - WaxArchie keeps ruining Stanley's revolting experiments and something needs to be done about it. At the same time, Steph is trying to impress the most popular girl at school but for once has to turn to Stanley for help!
9am
(repeat)
Crowned Hudds
Episode 0 - Odd StuartRoy Hudd stars in a new slant on King Charles II, with June Whitfield and Chris Emmett.
9:10am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:15am
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Seven SteptoeraiAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
9:30am
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Says On The Tin
Episode 5 - HealthcareEliott makes a film to encourage US investment in the NHS, explaining that 'where there's pain, there's gain'.
9:55am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 10 - A Sidecar Named DesireAn old motorbike helps Compo hatch another plot to win Nora's love.
10am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 13 - PartingSharon is ignoring Chris and accuses him of lying about being ill in a desperate plea for attention, until she gets a call from the prison. Chris has a tumour. Will Sharon change her mind about leaving him and changing her surname?
10am30 min
Hacker Time
Series 3, Episode 8 - Fran ScottMore canine comedy capers from the host who's barely house trained. Hacker's inventive skills are really put to the test, as his guest is scientist Fran Scott from Absolute Genius.
10:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 1A prank-loving Emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine With Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.
10:35am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 1 - Beware Of The OglethorpeCompo volunteers for the dangerous task of testing Wesley's latest invention.
11:10am
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Heroes Of Comedy
Series 5, Episode 1 - Kenneth WilliamsPortrait of popular comic actor Kenneth Williams, star of TV, radio and film, whose outrageous antics masked loneliness and a life of paradoxes.
11:50am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 2Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
12pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 1 - Back From HolidayAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:15pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 1 - Gone With The WindmillHaving been double-crossed by Herr Flick, Gruber and the Colonel are looking for a way to un-desert. Madame Edith concocts a plot that will appear that they have been kidnapped. Unfortunately, the General fails to take the hint and René is forced to save the duo before they are blown up...
12:30pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 6, Episode 10Problem corner, and Robinson Prunestone gets marooned.
12:55pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 2 - A Tour De FranceRené is being held hostage, and missing presumed exploded by the Nazis, the Resistance, and the girls at the café. As they plan tributes to their fallen hero, he is desperate to escape being shared around by the Communists in their underground bunker!
1:30pm
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 7 - CheatWhen Jaz wishes for help with her school project Gene downloads a cheat application for her which makes Jaz cheat at everything.
1:35pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
1:55pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 5 - Who's That Mouse In The Poetry Group?Can Howard manage to keep an eye on Smiler and Marina?
2:10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 1 - Yuppy LoveDel has gone all high-powered and trendy in an attempt to adopt a yuppy image. Rodney is unimpressed as his attention is focused on getting his computer diploma at night school.
2:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Seven SteptoeraiAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
2:40pm
(repeat)
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 10 - A Sidecar Named DesireAn old motorbike helps Compo hatch another plot to win Nora's love.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 1 - BreadwinnerSharon's cafe is doing well, but Tracey finds her success hard to take.
3:40pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 12 - FossilsBitzer has a map and a nose for hidden treasure - especially when it's a bone. This time he has unearthed more than he can chew. Shaun and the Flock get stuck in to help discover what he has found. It's beyond everyone's wildest dreams.
4pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 1 - Beware Of The OglethorpeCompo volunteers for the dangerous task of testing Wesley's latest invention.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Only When I Laugh
Series 2, Episode 3 - It Can Damage Your HealthDespite being warned on a frequent basis, the patients are undeterred by the risks of smoking.
4:30pm
(repeat)
Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 6 - ChainsMelchett and Blackadder are taken hostage by the dastardly German master of disguise Prince Ludwig, just hours after the Queen swore to only pay one more ransom ever. When she struggles to choose between the two, their captor decides to overthrow her and make himself King.
4:55pm
(repeat)
Barbara
Series 3, Episode 2 - FloodBarbara's hopes to sell the house are dealt a blow when they wake up one morning to find themselves under 2 feet of water. Neil, meanwhile, has taken a shine to a significantly older woman.
5pm25 min
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 13 - The End Of TerminatorFollowing the breakdown of a swathe of antiquated equipment, the school board gives Strange Hill a full high-tech makeover, complete with CCTV-like monitoring, computerised dispensers and robotic teachers. But all is a little too perfect for Mitchell, Becky and Templeton's tastes.
5pm
(repeat)
No Commitments
Episode 12.2, Darling Daughters: Charlotte and Victoria's daughters take centre stage in the sisters' one-upmanship.
5:10pm
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 2Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
5:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 6Five-year-old Karen decides she's had enough of mum's nagging and announces that she's leaving home to go to Spain, or possibly Greenland.
5:20pm
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Faith In The Future
Series 3, Episode 3 - Hearts and FlowersFaith finds something new to worry about when Paul suddenly sprouts a ponytail and announces that he is going to become a grandfather.
5:30pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 4 - Ice CreamDraper initiates a big clamp-down on security and truancy in school, meaning there are no more visits to the ice cream van just outside the front gates.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 2.6, Babies: The rabbis are submerged in baby talk, while Melvin struggles with his conscience.
6pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 5 - Who's That Mouse In The Poetry Group?Can Howard manage to keep an eye on Smiler and Marina?
6:30pm30 min
The Brig Society
Series 1, Episode 6 - RailwayMarcus Brigstocke has been given his own railway franchise. Please note, this programme may be running late.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
6:55pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 6 - Available For WeddingsClegg demonstrates his theories about the safety of studded tyres.
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 1 - Back From HolidayAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Russians Are ComingThe threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of The Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...
7:30pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 6, Episode 10Problem corner, and Robinson Prunestone gets marooned.
7:40pm
(repeat)
8pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 1The family attend a wedding. For the parents it soon turns into that all-too-familiar struggle to control your kids and, if possible, get through the wedding day without decking any relatives.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 1 - BreadwinnerSharon's cafe is doing well, but Tracey finds her success hard to take.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 2With guest host Alexander Armstrong and panellists Richard Herring and Victoria Coren.
9pm30 min
The Café
Series 2, Episode 2 - Connection FailureThe internet is down at Cyril's, but it's not the only thing that's struggling to connect as Phil tries to mend a few bridges.
9pm
(repeat)
The Café
Series 2, Episode 2 - Connection FailureThe internet is down at Cyril's, but it's not the only thing that's struggling to connect as Phil tries to mend a few bridges.
9:20pm
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
10pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm
(repeat)
The Brig Society
Series 1, Episode 5 - King Of ScotlandMarcus has been volunteered to be the King of Scotland and is hoping very much not to get kilt.
10pm30 min
Some People With Jokes
Series 1, Episode 4 - Some Scousers With Jokes: Volume 1The people of Liverpool tell their favourite jokes.
10pm
(repeat)
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 5 - BananaeMass immigration from Thrace puts the boys into contact with a sexy Thracian lodger Irina and a dazzling yellow exotic fruit, the Banana. Meanwhile, Marcus has an unfortunate encounter with an elderly war veteran.
10pm45 min
The Last Leg
Series 2, Episode 1Adam Hills, with the help of co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker, provides an intelligent and alternative commentary on the significant moments of the past seven days. With guest Russell Brand.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Mr Blue Sky
Series 1, Episode 1 - Get Well SoonRobbie, in search of a stigma, bites off more than he can chew, while Harvey makes the most of a beautiful day and walks to work - what could possibly go wrong?
10:30pm
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Plebs
Series 1, Episode 6 - SaturnaliaIt's the festival of Saturnalia and the celebration on the stroke of midnight is the perfect opportunity for Marcus to make a move on Cynthia. But will his efforts be in vain?
10:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
11pm
(repeat)
11pm
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The Mel And Sue Thing
Episode 3This week's episode of Jane Austen's lost novella, Sweet Fanny Adams, sees tragedy befall the family; listen out for a pair of rather tame shock-jocks; there's a ridiculously simple murder to solve in Leather Island, plus a rare treat as the Queen pays her very own special tribute to Brian May.
11pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 9, Episode 10 - Coronation St. Vs EastEndersIn this soap special, teams from Coronation Street and EastEnders go head-to-head and prepare to be ribbed mercilessly at the hands of the West Yorkshire wild man.
11pm
(repeat)
Stella
Series 1, Episode 6While Stella looks like the cat that got the cream following her night with Sean, Emma hears a worrying rumour about Sunil. Luke has something on his mind too.
11:10pm
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 3Seann Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with: floating cheeseburgers; balloon fetishists; and the weirdest animal cruelty protest ever.
11:15pm
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Strap In - It's Clever Peter
Episode 3Clever Peter present another episode of their sketch show. Featuring a swimming rat, a talking fly and a Mexican stand-off.
11:20pm
(repeat)
11:30pm
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Jongleurs Live!
A selection of four episodes of stand-up hosted by Patrick Monahan. Repeated again as of 04.00.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Masala FM
Epiusode 3: When Auntieji upsets a listener, can Khalid save the Asian station?
11:40pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Jimmy Carr: Stand Up
Jimmy Carr's second live DVD, recorded in 2005 at London's Bloomsbury Theatre, presented for TV audiences.
11:40pm
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Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 3 - GlasgowFrank is in Glasgow with guests Greg Davies and Victoria Coren.
Midnight
(repeat)
Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
12:20am55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 2With guest host Alexander Armstrong and panellists Richard Herring and Victoria Coren.
12:40am
(repeat)
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
12:40am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 13Neil Delamere on a liaison with a Swedish girl, Lucy Porter on fashion, Ian Moore on his kids, Pete Johansson on the differences between men and women.
1:10am
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
1:15am
(repeat)
Some People With Jokes
Series 1, Episode 4 - Some Scousers With Jokes: Volume 1The people of Liverpool tell their favourite jokes.
1:20am
(repeat)
1:30am
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Badults
Series 1, Episode 2 - FoodWhen Matthew throws his sister the world's worst surprise birthday party, he realises he's got to get to know her better. Meanwhile, Tom launches his own pop up restaurant in the living room.
1:40am
(repeat)
2am
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Crowned Hudds
Episode 0 - Odd StuartRoy Hudd stars in a new slant on King Charles II, with June Whitfield and Chris Emmett.
2:10am
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
2:10am
(repeat)
2:30am
(repeat)
Says On The Tin
Episode 5 - HealthcareEliott makes a film to encourage US investment in the NHS, explaining that 'where there's pain, there's gain'.
2:40am
(repeat)
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
2:40am
(repeat)
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 3 - GlasgowFrank is in Glasgow with guests Greg Davies and Victoria Coren.
2:45am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 10Karl reminisces about an overabundance of breath mints throughout his childhood.
3:10am
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Shooting Stars
Series 6, Episode 6The Mighty Boosh's Noel Fielding, broadcasting legend Tony Blackburn and presenter Zoe Salmon throw themselves into the incapable hands of Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer for the final episode of this series. Will Zoe be able to resist Vic's advances?
3:25am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
5am
(repeat)
No Commitments
Episode 12.2, Darling Daughters: Charlotte and Victoria's daughters take centre stage in the sisters' one-upmanship.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 2.6, Babies: The rabbis are submerged in baby talk, while Melvin struggles with his conscience.