Schedule Monday 15th July 2013

Goodnight Sweetheart

When Gary's past catches up with his present, he wonders what, if anything, might lie in his and Phoebe's future.

Faith In The Future

Faith is aghast to find out she's been piling on the pounds but helpful Hannah is standing by with lots of ideas on how she can lose weight again.

'Allo 'Allo!

Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are planning to disguise themselves as British airmen in order to be 'rescued' by the resistance; when both the German Army and René discover this, it's certain that the plan won't come off...

Married

Life is about to change with Robin's divorce from the woman he was never married to in the first place.

Shaun The Sheep

When Timmy drives off on the farmer's brand new quad bike, Shaun, Bitzer and the flock have to give chase by any means available. Very soon half the animals on the farm have joined in the chase. Can the sheep rescue Timmy and return the quad bike before the farmer finds out?

'Allo 'Allo!

As the airmen continue to attempt their escape under an upturned bathtub, the river estuary suddenly becomes incredibly crowded.

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

ISIHAC is a self-styled antidote to panel games, in which players are given silly things to do.

Round The Horne

Episode 3.2: Kenneth Horne crosses swords in The Three Musketeers, while Bona Law handles his briefs.

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

Brothers In Law

Juggling cases and girlfriends, barrister Roger has trouble with toggles and grommets.

Sadie J

Sadie discovers she has no fashion sense when she persuades Kit to let her design a costume for the Y-club's fashion frock-off.

To The Manor Born

Hartley's death re-opens the chasm in Richard's finances, and the manor is once again under the hammer. A saviour could still be at hand, but what does the future hold for Grantleigh - not to mention Audrey, Richard and Mrs Poo?

Sooty

Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 15th and 16th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 15.30.

Artists

Episode 2.1, Self-Destruct: Traditional Tamsin competes with her installationist boyfriend to create a self-portrait.

Birds Of A Feather

Miserable at the prospect of her first Christmas without Darryl, Tracey is over the moon when two cruise tickets arrive. That is until Garth calls to say he won't be home. She refuses to go at all, but Sharon and Dorien have a devious plan.

Horrible Histories

A stone-age doctor tries to help a modern patient, a whining Pharaoh invents the pyramid, and Henry VIII meets his dead friends.

Goodnight Sweetheart

When Gary's past catches up with his present, he wonders what, if anything, might lie in his and Phoebe's future.

Monarch Of The Glen

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Truly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.

Round The Horne

Episode 3.2: Kenneth Horne crosses swords in The Three Musketeers, while Bona Law handles his briefs.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A stormy night in the 1940s has a striking effect on Gary's journey back to the present day, leaving him a completely different person in more ways than one. Yvonne is pleasantly surprised with the transformation, but Phoebe sees a side to Gary she was not aware of, and is not impressed.

Brothers In Law

Juggling cases and girlfriends, barrister Roger has trouble with toggles and grommets.

Birds Of A Feather

The sisters face a moral dilemma. They have seen someone they know involved in a crime, but can they grass him up? Tracey says yes, Sharon says no, but they both change their minds after speaking to Darryl and Chris. Dorien thinks there is only one option.

'Allo 'Allo!

Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are planning to disguise themselves as British airmen in order to be 'rescued' by the resistance; when both the German Army and René discover this, it's certain that the plan won't come off...

Birds Of A Feather

Dalentrace is infested with mice, Tracey blames Sharon for keeping her bedroom in a mess. Sharon's idea of getting a cat doesn't work quite as planned and Dorien's workman isn't quite who she said he was.

'Allo 'Allo!

As the airmen continue to attempt their escape under an upturned bathtub, the river estuary suddenly becomes incredibly crowded.

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

The Johnny & Inel Show

Johnny and Inel fall out when Johnny forgets Inel's Birthday. Johnny has to pull out all the stops to make it up to him - will Inel be impressed?

Only Fools And Horses

After a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.

To The Manor Born

Hartley's death re-opens the chasm in Richard's finances, and the manor is once again under the hammer. A saviour could still be at hand, but what does the future hold for Grantleigh - not to mention Audrey, Richard and Mrs Poo?

My Family

A selection of episodes from the third series of the mainstream BBC One sitcom. Repeated again as of 24.00.

Only Fools And Horses

When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!

Flying The Flag

Episode 2.4, The Opium of the People: It may be Glorious Reindeer Day, but light bulbs and tolerance are in short supply.

Monarch Of The Glen

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Married

Life is about to change with Robin's divorce from the woman he was never married to in the first place.

Open All Hours

Arkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.

Open All Hours

Arkwright proves his ambition by expanding the business... he buys an old ice-cream van.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Truly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Spring's on the way, and the Vicar has just about managed to get Alice and Hugo to agree to a reasonably sensible name for their baby. That means that the Christening can finally take place - but first, David has romance, and Geraldine, squarely on his mind.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.

Round The Horne

Episode 3.2: Kenneth Horne crosses swords in The Three Musketeers, while Bona Law handles his briefs.

Brothers In Law

Juggling cases and girlfriends, barrister Roger has trouble with toggles and grommets.

Birds Of A Feather

The sisters face a moral dilemma. They have seen someone they know involved in a crime, but can they grass him up? Tracey says yes, Sharon says no, but they both change their minds after speaking to Darryl and Chris. Dorien thinks there is only one option.

Lunch

Bill and Bella have not seen each other for years. They were great friends when they shared a flat, now they disagree about everything. It is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Birds Of A Feather

Dalentrace is infested with mice, Tracey blames Sharon for keeping her bedroom in a mess. Sharon's idea of getting a cat doesn't work quite as planned and Dorien's workman isn't quite who she said he was.

Have I Got News For You

Stephen Mangan hosts the popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. The guests are Inbetweeners star Greg Davies and journalist Grace Dent.

Not The Nine O'Clock News

A compilation of some of the best-loved moments from the popular satirical sketch comedy of the 80s.

Russell Howard's Good News

More comedy with Russell Howard.

The Royle Family

Nearly seven years on, and now living with the Royles, Nana is bedridden and the centre of attention. Jim is, unsurprisingly, not best pleased. Meanwhile, Antony is a businessman; Denise is pregnant again; and poor Cheryl is still trying to lose weight and find love.

QI

With Sean Lock, Frank Skinner and John Bishop.

Russell Howard's Good News

More comedy with Russell Howard.

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

ISIHAC is a self-styled antidote to panel games, in which players are given silly things to do.

Colin Hoult's Carnival Of Monsters

More surreal sketches with Colin Hoult. Some characters have knives strapped to their hands and call out 'giggle, giggle'.

Benidorm

The Oracle confesses to his mum that he feels the time has come to stop going on holiday with her, and Martin tells Kate that he was actually pleased she slept with Mateo. Meanwhile, the Garveys celebrate winning the quiz at the beach.

Mount Pleasant

Lisa's looking for trouble when she asks Dan to pick his favourite part of her body. Plus, when Bianca throws a hot tub party, tensions bubble as much as the water.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Greg Davies, Simon Evans and Micky Flanagan.

Arthur Smith's Balham Bash

Arthur Smith presents music and comedy from his home in South London with Billy Jenkins, Kevin Eldon, Imran Yusuf and Kate Fox.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Richard Bacon, Gemma Collins, Henning Wehn and Katherine Ryan.

Absolutely Fabulous

It's a big night for Patsy as she gears up to present a prestigious style awards ceremony at the Royal Albert Hall. However it's destined to be a bigger night for Saffy, who suddenly goes into Labour, and without a doctor in sight.

Celebrity Juice

Joining team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are Paloma Faith, DJ Tim Westwood, Xtra Factor presenters Olly Murs and Caroline Flack, and Rick Edwards.

Some People With Jokes

Clergy folk from around the UK swap the good book for the joke book and share their favourite gags. Old, new, clean, not so clean, these vicars are hell bent on getting us laughing.

Frank Skinner's Opinionated

Frank is in Norwich, with guests Sarah Millican and Al Murray joining in the debate again. Topics of discussion include beauty and lying.

Hearing With Hegley

Episode 3: The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley entertains an audience with his book of verse.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Spring's on the way, and the Vicar has just about managed to get Alice and Hugo to agree to a reasonably sensible name for their baby. That means that the Christening can finally take place - but first, David has romance, and Geraldine, squarely on his mind.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Mark Watson on phrases, meanings and travel. Plus Andrew Lawrence on getting fat and noisy neighbours; Andi Osho on the worst places in Britain and Alun Cochrane on relationships.

Have I Got News For You

Anne Robinson acts as host. With John O'Farrell on Ian's side and John Simpson on Paul's.

Not The Nine O'Clock News

A compilation of some of the best-loved moments from the popular satirical sketch comedy of the 80s.

Have I Got News For You

Stephen Mangan hosts the popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. The guests are Inbetweeners star Greg Davies and journalist Grace Dent.

Cuckoo

Ken struggles to find something to like about his new son-in-law before being pushed into a somewhat radical course of action.

The Royle Family

Nearly seven years on, and now living with the Royles, Nana is bedridden and the centre of attention. Jim is, unsurprisingly, not best pleased. Meanwhile, Antony is a businessman; Denise is pregnant again; and poor Cheryl is still trying to lose weight and find love.

Cuckoo

Ken is keen to lay down some ground rules for Cuckoo in the Thompson house and proposes a family meeting. But getting his own way turns out to have devastating knock on effects at Rachel's coming home party...

Rufus Hound: Being Rude

TV edit of comedian Rufus Hound's first live stand-up DVD.

Beaver Falls

It's the last day of camp and everyone is excited about the last night prom and with all the secrets that are threatening to spill out, it promise to be a memorable night.

QI

With Sean Lock, Frank Skinner and John Bishop.

Colin Hoult's Carnival Of Monsters

More surreal sketches with Colin Hoult. Some characters have knives strapped to their hands and call out 'giggle, giggle'.

Huge

Comedy about a double-act who spend more time arguing between themselves about their fame, than they do on their act and actually becoming funny.

Absolutely Fabulous

It's a big night for Patsy as she gears up to present a prestigious style awards ceremony at the Royal Albert Hall. However it's destined to be a bigger night for Saffy, who suddenly goes into Labour, and without a doctor in sight.

Artists

Episode 2.1, Self-Destruct: Traditional Tamsin competes with her installationist boyfriend to create a self-portrait.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Richard Bacon, Gemma Collins, Henning Wehn and Katherine Ryan.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Greg Davies, Simon Evans and Micky Flanagan.

Rex The Runt

The gang are unable to go on holiday because of Vince's Random Pavarotti disease, so they travel inside Vince in a shrunken submarine to cure him. Guest starring Judith Chalmers.

Frank Skinner's Opinionated

Frank is in Norwich, with guests Sarah Millican and Al Murray joining in the debate again. Topics of discussion include beauty and lying.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including youth, alien mind reading and Karl's top five freaks.

Rex The Runt

When Rex discovers that they are in debt, he gets the gang together to form a band in order to win a talent show which has a cash prize. Guest starring Antoine de Caunes.

Rex The Runt

The gang go on holiday to New Zealand, but crash land on Easter Island, where they discover that the statues are alive. It turns out that they are aliens who plan to abduct Rex and take him to their home planet. Guest starring Eddie Izzard.

Flying The Flag

Episode 2.4, The Opium of the People: It may be Glorious Reindeer Day, but light bulbs and tolerance are in short supply.

Married

Life is about to change with Robin's divorce from the woman he was never married to in the first place.