Schedule Monday 8th July 2013
6am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Bells Are RingingYvonne's new health drink is about to go into production, but Gary is more concerned with what Phoebe is about to produce.
6am
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Faith In The Future
Series 1, Episode 1 - Should I Stay Or Should I Go?Faith's romance with Bill is over, the children have left home and the dog is with her mother. At last she doesn't have to put anyone else first and has her freedom to launch into a new life and new passion. Then along comes prodigal daughter Hannah with lots of advice, but nowhere to live.
6:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Room With A ViewA wartime bomb blows Gary back into the present, but what is worse is that his son, Michael, is transported too. Is Michael another time-traveller? And how is Gary going to explain him to Yvonne?
7am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 18 - Money To BurnTime is running out for Monsieur LeClerc; if he does not reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Flick will have him shot. If he DOES reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Michelle will have him shot: will the RAF arrive in time?
7am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 1, Episode 6Daniel and Lucy have been asked to be godparents, but are they the right people for the job? How can they refuse, yet keep old friendships intact?
7:30am
(repeat)
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
ISIHAC is a self-styled antidote to panel games, in which players are given silly things to do.
7:35am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 19 - Puddings Can Go OffMichelle orders René to store 1,000kg of high explosive in his café - disguised as Christmas puddings! Herr Flick, meanwhile, is dealing with land mines.
8am
(repeat)
Round The Horne
Episode 3.1: Kenneth Horne stars in war romp The Plastic Max, and Jules and Sandy bewail their parts.
8:10am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
8:30am
(repeat)
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 1 - CrushamondoSadie falls for geek-turned-hottie Joe, but how can she compete with trog-face Chloe? By proving to him that she's not a grease monkey in overalls. Cue one of Kit's makeovers.
8:30am
(repeat)
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 7 - In ReverseLawyer Roger Thursby is touting for work, meaning some sweet-talking to both Joy and Sally.
8:50am
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 9 - GravyPetula makes a surprise announcement, and Bren is excited to have been picked to appear on TV quiz show Totally Trivial. Tony's hoping she'll come away with him to a new life in Scotland.
9am30 min
Colin Hoult's Carnival Of Monsters
Series 1, Episode 1Colin Hoult is ringmaster of the sinister Carnival of Monsters in this character-based sketch show.
9:10am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:10am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:30am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 14th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 15.20.
9:30am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 1 - NickedSharon is poor with a low-life husband, her sister Tracey lives the high life in a luxury house, but when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery they are forced to live together, next to Chigwell's most vivacious socialite.
9:30am
(repeat)
Thinking Of Leaving Your Husband?
Episode 4 - A Mathematical ImprobabilitySarah is distraught that she has been so deceived by her lying Dutchman. She is all for giving up the search to find a perfect partner. But Tania persuades her, for self-interested reasons, to go on a 'speed-dating' evening.
10:10am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 2 - Just VisitingWith their husbands locked up, Tracey is depressed while Sharon couldn't be happier. Tracey and Darryl's son turns up playing truant from boarding school, unaware of his dad's situation. When Sharon lets slip, he destroys Tracey's belongings. Meanwhile in prison, tension is mounting between Chris and Darryl.
10:30am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 10 - Fashion PhoniesIt is the Best Dressed Hotel Staff Awards and, this year, the staff are determined to win. They are also just as determined to get rid of the troop of ramblers, sheep and farmers currently using the public footpath that Lenny has allowed to go through the hotel. Can they convince expert Thingy that they are the most stylish staff in the land?
11am
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Scoop
Series 2, Episode 9 - Fangs For The MemoryDigby and Selina go head-to-head in a retirement home to interview Britain's oldest man.
11:30am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Bells Are RingingYvonne's new health drink is about to go into production, but Gary is more concerned with what Phoebe is about to produce.
11:30am
(repeat)
Bleak Expectations
Series 5, Episode 6 - A Loved-Up Life Potentially Totally AnnihilatedMister Gently Benevolent unveils an advent calendar of evil that will culminate on Christmas day with the total destruction of the universe.
12pm
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 1, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
12pm
(repeat)
Round The Horne
Episode 3.1: Kenneth Horne stars in war romp The Plastic Max, and Jules and Sandy bewail their parts.
12:10pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Room With A ViewA wartime bomb blows Gary back into the present, but what is worse is that his son, Michael, is transported too. Is Michael another time-traveller? And how is Gary going to explain him to Yvonne?
12:30pm
(repeat)
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 7 - In ReverseLawyer Roger Thursby is touting for work, meaning some sweet-talking to both Joy and Sally.
12:50pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 18 - Money To BurnTime is running out for Monsieur LeClerc; if he does not reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Flick will have him shot. If he DOES reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Michelle will have him shot: will the RAF arrive in time?
1:25pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 19 - Puddings Can Go OffMichelle orders René to store 1,000kg of high explosive in his café - disguised as Christmas puddings! Herr Flick, meanwhile, is dealing with land mines.
2pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
2:10pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:15pm
(repeat)
Fit
Episode 3Discover the new sport of 'Three Man Boxing' and find out how a typo creates the new sport of Waiter Polo.
2:30pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
2:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 9 - GravyPetula makes a surprise announcement, and Bren is excited to have been picked to appear on TV quiz show Totally Trivial. Tony's hoping she'll come away with him to a new life in Scotland.
2:40pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 1 - NickedSharon is poor with a low-life husband, her sister Tracey lives the high life in a luxury house, but when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery they are forced to live together, next to Chigwell's most vivacious socialite.
3pm
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3pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 2 - Go West Young ManRodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...
3:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 2 - Just VisitingWith their husbands locked up, Tracey is depressed while Sharon couldn't be happier. Tracey and Darryl's son turns up playing truant from boarding school, unaware of his dad's situation. When Sharon lets slip, he destroys Tracey's belongings. Meanwhile in prison, tension is mounting between Chris and Darryl.
4:30pm30 min
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Series 8, Episode 3 - Space TourismWith Brian Blessed, Kevin Fong, Steven Attenborough.
5pm
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 2.3, A Tooth for a Tooth: Extradition agreements are on the agenda, and some accusations can't be brushed aside.
5:05pm
(repeat)
Blithe Spirit
Film based on the stage hit by Noel Coward. A writer is haunted by the ghost of his first wife Elvira after accidentally summoning her during a séance.
5:10pm
(repeat)
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 1, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Time On Our HandsThis third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!
5:25pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 1, Episode 6Daniel and Lucy have been asked to be godparents, but are they the right people for the job? How can they refuse, yet keep old friendships intact?
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
6:30pm30 min
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 59, Episode 2Radio 4's antidote to panel games, chaired by Jack Dee. Regulars Graeme Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Barry Cryer are joined by Tony Hawks.
6:40pm
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
7pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 2 - The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's BicycleHoward's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence.
7pm
(repeat)
Round The Horne
Episode 3.1: Kenneth Horne stars in war romp The Plastic Max, and Jules and Sandy bewail their parts.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dibley LiveTo celebrate the 650th year since Dibley's founding, Geraldine arranges a special licence to run their own local radio station. All of the villagers lend a hand in the week-long event, and Frank has a particular secret to impart. Meanwhile, the Vicar finds the perfect opportunity to bring David down a peg or two.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 8David Mitchell is joined by Jimmy Carr and Griff Rhys Jones, and Lee Mack is joined by Dave Myers and Susanna Reid.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 7 - In ReverseLawyer Roger Thursby is touting for work, meaning some sweet-talking to both Joy and Sally.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 1 - NickedSharon is poor with a low-life husband, her sister Tracey lives the high life in a luxury house, but when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery they are forced to live together, next to Chigwell's most vivacious socialite.
8pm
(repeat)
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the first series of the prison-based sitcom.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 2 - Just VisitingWith their husbands locked up, Tracey is depressed while Sharon couldn't be happier. Tracey and Darryl's son turns up playing truant from boarding school, unaware of his dad's situation. When Sharon lets slip, he destroys Tracey's belongings. Meanwhile in prison, tension is mounting between Chris and Darryl.
8:30pm30 min
Count Arthur Strong
Series 1, Episode 1 - Memory ManMax Baker, Count Arthur's old partner from the early days in variety, has died. His son Michael tracks down Arthur in the hope of interviewing him for a book. Michael is soon treated to a performance of Arthur's world famous Memory Man act.
9pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 1 - EdinburghIn this week's opening episode, Michael starts his Comedy Roadshow at the Edinburgh Playhouse, where he is joined by headline guest Rhod Gilbert, with additional stand-up from Mark Watson, Stewart Francis and Kevin Bridges.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 2Alexander Armstrong hosts another dose of Have I Got News For You, with panellists Danny Baker and Louise Mensch MP.
9pm
(repeat)
Shaun Of The Dead
Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.
10pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 5Emily and Florence play tennis, while Kenny Craig has a girlfriend.
10pm
(repeat)
Jimmy Carr In Concert
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fourth live stand-up DVD, in which he unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit.
10pm30 min
What A Load Of Buzzcocks
Episode 6 - 2007This week we look back to 2007, when Dappy from N-Dubz made his first appearance on the show and Preston infamously walked off. Plus, there is a tribute to team captain Bill Bailey.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10pm
(repeat)
10pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
ISIHAC is a self-styled antidote to panel games, in which players are given silly things to do.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Colin Hoult's Carnival Of Monsters
Series 1, Episode 1Colin Hoult is ringmaster of the sinister Carnival of Monsters in this character-based sketch show.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Benidorm
Series 1, Episode 5A pub quiz at the hotel reveals The Oracle's competitive side. Kate discusses her marriage problems with Madge. Donald tries to salvage Troy and Gavin's relationship.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 6Lou and Andy go to the seaside, while Dafydd has been to a rugby match.
11pm
(repeat)
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 3Dan is recovering from a hernia operation and it's up to an increasingly frazzled Lisa to run around after him. Elsewhere, Shelley confronts Greg about his gambling.
11pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 5Dara O'Briain and the team tickle the ribs of another week with guests Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall.
11pm
(repeat)
Arthur Smith's Balham Bash
Series 3, Episode 2Arthur Smith presents music and comedy from his home in Balham, South London. With Jenny Eclair, Simon Evans, Kate Fox and Alex Wilson's salsa Orchestra.
11pm45 min version
The News Quiz
Series 81, Episode 2Sandi Toksvig and panellists Jeremy Hardy, Susan Calman, Nathan Caton and Hugo Rifkind take a sideways look at the week's news, with Corrie Corfield reading out the cuttings.
11pm
(repeat)
Trollied
A selection of episodes from the second series of the supermarket sitcom.
11pm65 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 18 Out Of 10 Cats returns for a new series with a special extended edition. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, David O'Doherty and Josh Widdicombe.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 2 - Fish FarmAfter a night of drink and drugs in a mosh pit, Patsy talks Eddy into seducing the gardener Saffy has hired. Not only is he young and attractive, but Pats recognises him as the heir to a gentrified family.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 6The mothers are coming! All the mothers; Mitch, Richie's and Alice's, all together, all for the first time.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 12Caroline Flack, Eamonn Holmes, Corey Feldman and Chris Ramsey are the guests joining Keith, Fearne and Holly.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Psychobitches
Episode 1 - Playhouse Presents: PsychobitchesCatherine Tate, Rebecca Front and Katy Brand are among the stars exposing the obsessions and psychoses of history's most famous women.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 2 - LondonThis edition comes from London and Frank is joined by comedian, writer and broadcaster Dave Gorman and Perrier Award winner Laura Solon.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Hearing With Hegley
Episode 2: The poet laureate of alternative comedy John Hegley entertains an audience with his book of verse.
11:55pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dibley LiveTo celebrate the 650th year since Dibley's founding, Geraldine arranges a special licence to run their own local radio station. All of the villagers lend a hand in the week-long event, and Frank has a particular secret to impart. Meanwhile, the Vicar finds the perfect opportunity to bring David down a peg or two.
12:05am
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 13, Highlights SpecialHighlights from the 13th series of the talk show, with guests including Tom Cruise, Michael Douglas, Olivia Colman and Benedict Cumberbatch. Plus, another chance to see Will Smith's Fresh Prince dance reunion (20m YouTube views and counting).
12:20am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 3Paul Merton acts as guest host. With Rich Hall on Ian's side and Ross Noble and Andrew Neil on the other.
12:35am
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - Ways And MeansAfter offering advice to fellow fishing-net "knitter" McLaren on curbing his short temper, Fletch attempts to make amends with the governor when McLaren forgoes angry outbursts for a more peaceful rooftop protest.
1am55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 2Alexander Armstrong hosts another dose of Have I Got News For You, with panellists Danny Baker and Louise Mensch MP.
1:10am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 5Emily and Florence play tennis, while Kenny Craig has a girlfriend.
1:40am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 6Lou and Andy go to the seaside, while Dafydd has been to a rugby match.
1:50am55 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 18 Out Of 10 Cats returns for a new series with a special extended edition. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, David O'Doherty and Josh Widdicombe.
1:55am45 min version (repeat)
2am
(repeat)
Colin Hoult's Carnival Of Monsters
Series 1, Episode 1Colin Hoult is ringmaster of the sinister Carnival of Monsters in this character-based sketch show.
2:10am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 2 - Fish FarmAfter a night of drink and drugs in a mosh pit, Patsy talks Eddy into seducing the gardener Saffy has hired. Not only is he young and attractive, but Pats recognises him as the heir to a gentrified family.
2:15am
(repeat)
Stewart Lee: 41st Best Stand Up Ever
2009 TV edit of Stewart Lee's acclaimed 2007 show filmed at The Stand in Glasgow.
2:30am
(repeat)
Thinking Of Leaving Your Husband?
Episode 4 - A Mathematical ImprobabilitySarah is distraught that she has been so deceived by her lying Dutchman. She is all for giving up the search to find a perfect partner. But Tania persuades her, for self-interested reasons, to go on a 'speed-dating' evening.
2:40am
(repeat)
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
2:40am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 5Dara O'Briain and the team tickle the ribs of another week with guests Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall.
2:45am
(repeat)
Beaver Falls
Series 1, Episode 5Today love is causing problems all over camp. Kimberley realises the truth about Jake, Rachael is struggling to deal with the events of last week and Pam's indiscretions finally push Bobby over the edge.
3:10am
(repeat)
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 2 - LondonThis edition comes from London and Frank is joined by comedian, writer and broadcaster Dave Gorman and Perrier Award winner Laura Solon.
3:35am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 9Storylines from this episode include: talking to animals; Chinese inventions; Karl's dancing classes; and the weekly Monkey News.
5am
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 2.3, A Tooth for a Tooth: Extradition agreements are on the agenda, and some accusations can't be brushed aside.
5:30am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 1, Episode 6Daniel and Lucy have been asked to be godparents, but are they the right people for the job? How can they refuse, yet keep old friendships intact?