Schedule Thursday 4th July 2013
6am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 7 - Easy LivingGary's world is changing fast. Yvonne is changing careers as Phoebe plans the wedding. And Reg's domestic problems threaten his job.
6:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 8 - Come Fly With MeGary and Phoebe's wedding is drawing near. Can Gary cope with two stag nights, 54 years apart?
7am
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Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me
Episode 2.1, Lulu's Back in Town: Musician Roy panics when his wife's vivacious sister takes best pal George out for dinner.
7:10am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 14 - The Reluctant MillionairesWhen Mimi appears in the square with news that the General freed everyone from the Communists, René and co. are delighted that they will not need to pay the ransom - but upon learning who the stolen money actually belongs to, they are soon desperately trying to get rid...
7:30am
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My First Planet
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Landing Has LandedDay 1 on the colony and they've lost the food, the air, the Commander and the mood music. Meanwhile, Chief Physician Lillian makes a terrible discovery about Project Adam, the plan to conceive and give birth to the first colony-born baby.
7:45am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 15 - A Duck For LaunchWhilst Denise Laroque hides in his cellar, Michelle orders René to despatch the long-distance duck to England, with microfilm attached. Meanwhile, Flick and Von Smallhausen are on the hunt for the missing money.
7:45am
(repeat)
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 1, Episode 1Johnny and Inel are delighted about having their own CBBC television show. It's not long before Johnny wants to take over, only Inel is not going to let him!
8am
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 10 - Battle SchoolThe Walmington-on-Sea platoon are going to a training camp. But after the platoon get lost on the way and arrive late, the men begin to lose faith in Captain Mainwaring.
8:20am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
8:30am
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Flavours of Italy from Jimmy Edwards and Dick Bentley, while Eth is claiming that Ron Glum is a daddy's boy.
9am
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 5 - GambleTony and Bren arrive at work together, causing much scandalous rumour amongst the girls. And a bet they'll "get it on" before Christmas.
9am
(repeat)
Potting On
Episode 4 - WeddingPam and Gordon are invited to a major celebration. Pam wants to buy a big hat and a big present for the bride and groom, but Gordon has a severe pain in his wallet.
9:10am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:30am
(repeat)
The Personality Test
Series 2, Episode 4 - Antony Worrall ThompsonThe host this week is Antony Worrall Thompson. Guest Mark Dolan joins regulars Robin Ince, Lucy Porter and Will Smith to try and learn more about him.
9:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 15.30.
10:10am
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Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 2 - Right Said GeorgeRobin is in a musical mood, but with no apparent aptitude for the guitar, Chrissy introduces him to the Ropers' piano. Meanwhile, George's beloved banger of a car is on its last legs.
10:30am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 8 - Bell Boy BotDetermined to win a HIYA, Hotel Improvement Award, Dolly buys a swish new Bellboybot 2000. Jamie is suspicious of the new arrival, but the rest of the staff think he is just jealous. Can Jamie save his unsuspecting friends from the robot's evil plans for hotel domination?
11am
(repeat)
Scoop
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Heat Is OnDigby and Hacker investigate a suspicious ice-cream van during a heatwave.
11:40am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 7 - Easy LivingGary's world is changing fast. Yvonne is changing careers as Phoebe plans the wedding. And Reg's domestic problems threaten his job.
12pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 10 - Battle SchoolThe Walmington-on-Sea platoon are going to a training camp. But after the platoon get lost on the way and arrive late, the men begin to lose faith in Captain Mainwaring.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 8 - Come Fly With MeGary and Phoebe's wedding is drawing near. Can Gary cope with two stag nights, 54 years apart?
12:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Flavours of Italy from Jimmy Edwards and Dick Bentley, while Eth is claiming that Ron Glum is a daddy's boy.
1pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 14 - The Reluctant MillionairesWhen Mimi appears in the square with news that the General freed everyone from the Communists, René and co. are delighted that they will not need to pay the ransom - but upon learning who the stolen money actually belongs to, they are soon desperately trying to get rid...
1:35pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 15 - A Duck For LaunchWhilst Denise Laroque hides in his cellar, Michelle orders René to despatch the long-distance duck to England, with microfilm attached. Meanwhile, Flick and Von Smallhausen are on the hunt for the missing money.
2:10pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
2:10pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:50pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 5 - GambleTony and Bren arrive at work together, causing much scandalous rumour amongst the girls. And a bet they'll "get it on" before Christmas.
3pm
(repeat)
3:15pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 26 - Pig TroubleWhen Bitzer injures his foot and can't work, the Farmer chooses the pigs to take over his role. The power crazy pigs take the opportunity to turn the farm into a porky paradise - at the sheep's expense. Bitzer tries in vain to warn his master what is going on behind his back, but it's Shaun who steps in and restores the status quo.
5pm25 min
DNN
Series 1, Episode 6Bob attempts to show off his escapology skills, whilst the rest of the DNN team become confused over American Independence Day. Jahmene Mann investigates the power of singing and Nellie Osmond looks at a dancing app.
5:25pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - DatesDel attempts to meet his dream woman at a dating agency after seeing Trigger have some success. Meanwhile, Uncle Albert is dropping heavy hints about his impending birthday...
5:30pm
(repeat)
Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me
Episode 2.1, Lulu's Back in Town: Musician Roy panics when his wife's vivacious sister takes best pal George out for dinner.
6:30pm
(repeat)
My First Planet
Series 1, Episode 2 - Hairdresser From SpaceDay 7 on the colony, and Mason stirs up an ethical nightmare involving a clone, a murder and some dreadlocks. Meanwhile, Archer the handyman attempts some repairs on his own head.
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 10 - Battle SchoolThe Walmington-on-Sea platoon are going to a training camp. But after the platoon get lost on the way and arrive late, the men begin to lose faith in Captain Mainwaring.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
1996 Specials, Christmas Special - The Christmas Lunch IncidentIt's the Vicar's second Christmas in Dibley, and she has to make her sermon a good one "or you've lost them to Satan till next December". An arguably greater worry, however, is the three Christmas dinners Geraldine's agreed to eat. But she can pull it off - right?
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Flavours of Italy from Jimmy Edwards and Dick Bentley, while Eth is claiming that Ron Glum is a daddy's boy.
8pm
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 11 - Count DownMrs Chambers meticulous planning for Bob and Thelma's wedding is reaching mammoth proportions and, after hearing he has to wear top hat and tails, Terry goads the men into a mini rebellion - and they find an unexpected ally amongst the women.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - The American DreamDel persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...
9pm
(repeat)
Psychobitches
Episode 1 - Playhouse Presents: PsychobitchesCatherine Tate, Rebecca Front and Katy Brand are among the stars exposing the obsessions and psychoses of history's most famous women.
9pm
(repeat)
Marshal's Law
Episode 1 - The Law Of The LeslandPolice Community Support Officer Lesland Marshal introduces cameras to his immensely complex world of criminal plotting, breakfast-based mental training, and domestic defusion.
9pm
(repeat)
9pm
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Red Dwarf
Series X, Episode 2 - Fathers & SunsEvery year Lister sends himself a Father's Day card to celebrate the fact that he is his own father. However, when Rimmer points out he's been a lousy father to himself, Lister decides to do something about it.
9pm30 min
9pm
(repeat)
Holy Flying Circus
Dramatisation of the blasphemy row that surrounded the film Monty Python's Life Of Brian.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Not The Nine O'Clock News
A compilation of some of the best-loved moments from the popular satirical sketch comedy of the 80s.
9:30pm30 min
Live At The Electric
Series 2, Episode 1Russell Kane brings the bard to Essex in The Only Way is Shakespeare, Marcel Lucont gives us some sex advice, and Jones reveals his true feelings for The Headmaster as WitTank present The School.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 3 - MovieLucy is fed up of Lee treating her flat as if he owns it. He promises to change but omits to mention that he has already let the flat out to a film director who is paying Lee £500 to use the flat while Lucy's out at work.
10pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.
10pm
(repeat)
Dara O'Briain: This Is The Show
Recorded for DVD in 2010, Dara O'Briain presents his stand-up show in front of a live audience.
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 4Dara, Hugh, Chris and Andy return to look over the week's headlines. They're joined by Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Ava Vidal.
10pm
(repeat)
Impractical Jokers
Series 1, Episode 6It's a ruthless fight to finish where there are no winners, just a loser. This time, the jokers aren't allowed to scream in the scary part as they ride a rollercoaster. Also, they face embarrassment analysing the public's handwriting and force each other to be unhelpful guides as they meet and greet visitors to Brighton.
10pm
(repeat)
My First Planet
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Landing Has LandedDay 1 on the colony and they've lost the food, the air, the Commander and the mood music. Meanwhile, Chief Physician Lillian makes a terrible discovery about Project Adam, the plan to conceive and give birth to the first colony-born baby.
10pm50 min
Lemon La Vida Loca
Series 2, Episode 5Keith continues his quest for fame by moving to Hollywood and calling on old friend Verne Troyer...
10pm
(repeat)
Starlings
Series 2, Episode 1All is not well in the Starling family as we return for a second series.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 4 - DancingLucy and Tim's parents, Geoffrey and Wendy, are separating. Geoffrey moves into Lucy's flat, banishing Lee to the sofa. To get his room back and avoid being thrown onto the street, Lee must now play Relate Counsellor to patch up the marriage.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
10:30pm
(repeat)
The Shuttleworths
Series 5, Episode 4 - How's Your NanHaving recently enjoyed some of Ken's takeaway 'pompadom', John decides to go for his first curry. But he's reserving the right to order an omelette if the food is too hot and is wearing a leisure shirt for easy washing, as curry sauce can stain.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 2Lou and Andy are in the countryside, and Judy of the Women's Institute projectile vomits over a visiting MP when she discovers the vol-au-vents were made to a recipe by Ainsley Harriott.
10:45pm
(repeat)
Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Monster In The LochHamish and Dougal are out fishing on Loch Jaw when they accidentally hook the Loch Jaw Monster.
10:50pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 11 - Camp v Cool SpecialTeam captains Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby are joined by DJ Greg James and pop star Katy B as they battle it out to prove who knows the most about the latest showbiz gossip.
11pm
(repeat)
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
11pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 1The first ever episode. Linda Smith is the guest on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Jeremy Hardy on his team.
11pm30 min
The Show What You Wrote
Series 1, Episode 2 - Crime and ThrillerSketches about Crime and Thrillers, written by members of the public. Martin Clunes is killed, Laura Croft is off on another mission and the grammar police call.
11pm
(repeat)
The Secret World
Series 2, Episode 6More stories from the private lives of public people as Daniel Craig tries to get car insurance.
11pm
(repeat)
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 7Lorraine vents her anger in Julie's direction when a chuffed Leighton returns to work. Meanwhile, Katie updates Kieran on the latest in her love life.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 8The end of the academic year is drawing near, and with it the need for the housemates to make some big decisions.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 3 - ParisEddy, Patsy, Saffy - and Bubble - decamp to Paris for the day, in order to take part in a photoshoot based on themes of generational and age differences. Saffy is not pleased to have been roped in, but Patsy's got a plan that'll ensure her compliance.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 8Gavin and Lorraine are as unlikely a pairing as Spam and ice cream but, with Julie on 'sick leave', they're forced to work together.
11:35pm
(repeat)
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 5Former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts, Corrie's Brooke Vincent, and comedians Rob Beckett and Michelle De Swarte are faced with various challenges.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Red Dwarf
Series X, Episode 2 - Fathers & SunsEvery year Lister sends himself a Father's Day card to celebrate the fact that he is his own father. However, when Rimmer points out he's been a lousy father to himself, Lister decides to do something about it.
Midnight
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
1996 Specials, Christmas Special - The Christmas Lunch IncidentIt's the Vicar's second Christmas in Dibley, and she has to make her sermon a good one "or you've lost them to Satan till next December". An arguably greater worry, however, is the three Christmas dinners Geraldine's agreed to eat. But she can pull it off - right?
12:20am
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 3 - MovieLucy is fed up of Lee treating her flat as if he owns it. He promises to change but omits to mention that he has already let the flat out to a film director who is paying Lee £500 to use the flat while Lucy's out at work.
12:30am
(repeat)
12:40am
(repeat)
Penny Points To Paradise
Comedy starring Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers. A pools winner celebrates in a guest-house full of crooks.
1am
(repeat)
Not The Nine O'Clock News
A compilation of some of the best-loved moments from the popular satirical sketch comedy of the 80s.
1am
(repeat)
Psychobitches
Episode 1 - Playhouse Presents: PsychobitchesCatherine Tate, Rebecca Front and Katy Brand are among the stars exposing the obsessions and psychoses of history's most famous women.
1am
(repeat)
Marshal's Law
Episode 1 - The Law Of The LeslandPolice Community Support Officer Lesland Marshal introduces cameras to his immensely complex world of criminal plotting, breakfast-based mental training, and domestic defusion.
1am
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 4 - DancingLucy and Tim's parents, Geoffrey and Wendy, are separating. Geoffrey moves into Lucy's flat, banishing Lee to the sofa. To get his room back and avoid being thrown onto the street, Lee must now play Relate Counsellor to patch up the marriage.
1am
(repeat)
Live At The Electric
Series 2, Episode 1Russell Kane brings the bard to Essex in The Only Way is Shakespeare, Marcel Lucont gives us some sex advice, and Jones reveals his true feelings for The Headmaster as WitTank present The School.
1:05am
(repeat)
Lemon La Vida Loca
Series 2, Episode 5Keith continues his quest for fame by moving to Hollywood and calling on old friend Verne Troyer...
1:30am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.
1:30am
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 8The end of the academic year is drawing near, and with it the need for the housemates to make some big decisions.
1:40am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 1The first ever episode. Linda Smith is the guest on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Jeremy Hardy on his team.
2am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 2Lou and Andy are in the countryside, and Judy of the Women's Institute projectile vomits over a visiting MP when she discovers the vol-au-vents were made to a recipe by Ainsley Harriott.
2am
(repeat)
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
2am
(repeat)
Potting On
Episode 4 - WeddingPam and Gordon are invited to a major celebration. Pam wants to buy a big hat and a big present for the bride and groom, but Gordon has a severe pain in his wallet.
2:10am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 11 - Count DownMrs Chambers meticulous planning for Bob and Thelma's wedding is reaching mammoth proportions and, after hearing he has to wear top hat and tails, Terry goads the men into a mini rebellion - and they find an unexpected ally amongst the women.
2:15am
(repeat)
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Stand-up comedy show hosted by Jo Brand in which she meets people with a love of water.
2:20am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 8Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including face implants, redesigning the camel, and whether Karl would save either Ricky or Stephen from a sinking ship.
2:30am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 3 - ParisEddy, Patsy, Saffy - and Bubble - decamp to Paris for the day, in order to take part in a photoshoot based on themes of generational and age differences. Saffy is not pleased to have been roped in, but Patsy's got a plan that'll ensure her compliance.
2:30am
(repeat)
Jongleurs Live!
New series of stand-up comedy broadcasts from Jongleurs comedy clubs, for digital channel Loaded TV.
2:30am
(repeat)
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 1, Highlights Special - Highlights Special 2Another selection of highlights from the panel show based around social stresses.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Personality Test
Series 2, Episode 4 - Antony Worrall ThompsonThe host this week is Antony Worrall Thompson. Guest Mark Dolan joins regulars Robin Ince, Lucy Porter and Will Smith to try and learn more about him.
3:10am
(repeat)
Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 3, Episode 6Tonight's guests are Alan Carr, Mischa Barton and Rupert Everett.
5:30am
(repeat)
Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me
Episode 2.1, Lulu's Back in Town: Musician Roy panics when his wife's vivacious sister takes best pal George out for dinner.