Schedule Wednesday 3rd July 2013
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Leaving Of LiverpoolGary and Phoebe look likely to change the course of history in wartime Liverpool, where Ron's grandfather is said to have been a hero.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 6 - How Long Has This Been Going On?Gary is getting ready for Yvonne's return from Korea, but an unexpected arrival at the Royal Oak could cause him even more trouble.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 12 - Who's For The Vatican?All hell is breaking loose in Nouvion: the captured Generals are free, Von Klinkerhoffen is sending Gruber and Colonel Von Strohm to the Russian front, and René is sent to collect the paintings before helping them escape to South America!
Carpool
Episode 2 - Chris Addison & Arthur SmithRobert drives Chris Addison from his home to the BBC and picks up Arthur Smith after a day's rambling.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 2.2, Direct Action: A man with a tape measure spells trouble for Rabbi Fine.
The Brig Society
Series 1, Episode 1 - FashionMarcus Brigstocke is put in charge of one thing: this week he volunteers to be the face, and indeed the trousers, of British fashion.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 13 - Ribbing The BonkMimi, Gruber, Bertorelli and the Colonel are held at the Communist Resistance's secret headquarters - René escapes with message of their ransom: 1 million francs. General Von Klinkerhoffen, however, is not keen to pay.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, SpecialA mix of new sketches, outtakes and favourite sketches from the series.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 3, Episode 14 - The Student PrinceAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 6, Episode 7Operation Chocolate, and an ode to Julie Andrews.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
Winston
Winston In Love, Episode 4 - A Dangerous CritterLove is in the air - even the old rogue's hooked up. But has Nancy met her match?
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 12th and 13th series. Repeated again as of 15.20.
Says On The Tin
Episode 1 - ToothpasteDisgraced American ad man Eliott Thurber is forced to transfer to the new London branch of Parabola Media.
Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Last Picture ShowChrissy's dating an exceedingly dull man with a particular fondness for film-making - the more arty, the better. It's also her birthday, and he gives her a brand new cine camera, which she sets about experimenting with. Meanwhile, Larry can think of much more interesting types of films...
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 7 - OffensiveMr Trubble's fearsome Auntie Phyllis is coming to stay in order to size up whether Dolly is a suitable girlfriend for her beloved nephew. Everyone has to be on their best behaviour - so it is the worst possible time for outrageous popstar Lady Gaahouse to turn up.
Scoop
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Laughing CavalierMax sends Digby to his brother's mansion to report on a friendly ghost.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Leaving Of LiverpoolGary and Phoebe look likely to change the course of history in wartime Liverpool, where Ron's grandfather is said to have been a hero.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 3, Episode 14 - The Student PrinceAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 6 - How Long Has This Been Going On?Gary is getting ready for Yvonne's return from Korea, but an unexpected arrival at the Royal Oak could cause him even more trouble.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 6, Episode 7Operation Chocolate, and an ode to Julie Andrews.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 12 - Who's For The Vatican?All hell is breaking loose in Nouvion: the captured Generals are free, Von Klinkerhoffen is sending Gruber and Colonel Von Strohm to the Russian front, and René is sent to collect the paintings before helping them escape to South America!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 13 - Ribbing The BonkMimi, Gruber, Bertorelli and the Colonel are held at the Communist Resistance's secret headquarters - René escapes with message of their ransom: 1 million francs. General Von Klinkerhoffen, however, is not keen to pay.
Carry On Abroad
The Carry On regulars embark on a package holiday to a Spanish resort. The revellers find that the Palace Hotel hardly lives up to its name.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
Blithe Spirit
Film based on the stage hit by Noel Coward. A writer is haunted by the ghost of his first wife Elvira after accidentally summoning her during a séance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 25 - Chip Off The Old BlockThe Farmer has taken up sculpting, but unintentionally drops a huge slab of stone on top of Timmy's teddy. Shaun and the flock must struggle and strain to lift the heavy block and retrieve the precious toy.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Ghost Writers Of Strange Hill HighMitchell stumbles across an old, abandoned, blocked-off classroom whilst hiding from his teachers. Finding it is haunted by ghosts eager to work, he establishes a homework service.
Desmond Olivier Dingle's Compleat Life And Works Of William Shakespeare By Desmond Olivier Dingle
Episode 4 - Louise LombardTheatrical spoof with Patrick Barlow.
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - The Frog's LegacyAt Trigger's niece Lisa's wedding, down in Hampshire, Del bumps into his mum's old best mate, Trigger's auntie Irene. Over a few drinks, Reenie lets slip a tale of hidden treasure and 1960s intrigue. Just what's the truth in the rumours of Freddy the Frog?
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 2.2, Direct Action: A man with a tape measure spells trouble for Rabbi Fine.
The Brig Society
Series 1, Episode 2 - HospitalMarcus has been given his very own hospital to run, complete with doctors, nurses and pyjama smokers outside the entrance so you know it's a proper one.
The Vicar Of Dibley
1996 Specials, Easter Special - The Easter BunnyEaster is approaching, and whilst the village is struggling to make good on its Lenten fasts, old Mrs Cropley is taken ill. The prognosis is bleak, and she asks the Vicar one final favour before passing into the hereafter...
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 3, Episode 14 - The Student PrinceAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 6, Episode 7Operation Chocolate, and an ode to Julie Andrews.
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - DatesDel attempts to meet his dream woman at a dating agency after seeing Trigger have some success. Meanwhile, Uncle Albert is dropping heavy hints about his impending birthday...
Jimmy Carr In Concert
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fourth live stand-up DVD, in which he unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 4 - DublinThe show comes from the Dublin Olympia with Tommy Tiernan, Andrew Lawrence, Keith Farnan & Zoe Lyons.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 3Guest host Lee Mack is joined by panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Derbyshire.
Love And Marriage
Episode 5While Pauline and Ken endure the hilarious agonies of relationship counselling, Martin and Michelle also put their marriage under pressure. They decide on a life swap, with Michelle going to work and Martin staying at home. Will the change be too much for them to bear?
Not The Nine O'Clock News
A compilation of some of the best-loved moments from the popular satirical sketch comedy of the 80s.
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 7Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
The Brig Society
Series 1, Episode 1 - FashionMarcus Brigstocke is put in charge of one thing: this week he volunteers to be the face, and indeed the trousers, of British fashion.
Quick Cuts
Episode 3As Trevor and Sue prepare to wed, Marianne's dad makes a surprise visit, whilst Becky is held hostage.
Children's Hour... With Armstrong And Miller
Episode 1Number One for young people - Martin Bain-Jones and Craig Children present their frightfully clever pop culture show.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 10 - The Old MagicBob takes Terry out for a meal to make up for not giving him the job of best man.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 2Something's occurring this week as Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones joins her mate James Corden for sports-related banter. Alastair Campbell also guests on the comedy panel show.
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 8Sebastian helps out with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister.
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 6The mothers are coming! All the mothers; Mitch, Richie's and Alice's, all together, all for the first time.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 4David Mitchell is joined by Gregg Wallace and Nigel Havers, and Lee Mack is joined by Charlie Brooker and Nina Wadia.
Revolting People
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Bunch More Trying TimesMary is wooed by a newly arrived captain. Little does she know, he has recently been named Cad of the Year by the Bounder's Gazette.
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 5Good intentions backfire when Leighton does his bit to combat global warming... by turning down the freezers. It is one mishap too many and, far from getting behind Leighton's environmental crusade, Lorraine decides to fire him.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 1 - ParraloxA new TV venture's on the cards for Edina, and she's lined up a guest spot with Richard and Judy to help launch a new campaign; for Patsy, life revolves around a skin-freezing serum called Parralox. Saffy, meanwhile, hopes for a government job promoting British culture.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 4 - DublinThe show comes from the Dublin Olympia with Tommy Tiernan, Andrew Lawrence, Keith Farnan & Zoe Lyons.
The Problem With Adam Bloom
Series 1, Episode 5 - Lending ThingsNeither a borrower nor a lender be. Adam Bloom explores what happens when you give something to someone and then ask for it back. With stand-up reconstructions and help from Rob Rouse.
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 6News of Leighton's sacking doesn't go down well, and it's Julie who receives the brunt of the backlash. The No Nonsense range comes in handy for a pregnant Sue.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 1 - LondonComedian Frank Skinner hosts a new topical comedy series. This first edition comes from London with guests Miranda Hart and Al Murray.
Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 6Faye attends Edith's wedding and gets very drunk. She does however come to realise that perhaps Edith isn't such an evil woman after all.
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 10Holly Willoughby and guest team captain Jonathan Ross welcome guests Marcus Collins, Chelsee Healey, Max Beesley and Russell Kane for more gags and games.
The Vicar Of Dibley
1996 Specials, Easter Special - The Easter BunnyEaster is approaching, and whilst the village is struggling to make good on its Lenten fasts, old Mrs Cropley is taken ill. The prognosis is bleak, and she asks the Vicar one final favour before passing into the hereafter...
Stella
Series 1, Episode 2Stella doesn't react well to Emma's news, causing a rift between mother and daughter. Meanwhile, Paula continues to search for her stolen hearse.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 11Team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by guest host Robert Webb plus guest panellists Cee Lo Green, Chris Packham, Example and Andi Osho.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
A compilation of some of the best-loved moments from the popular satirical sketch comedy of the 80s.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 3Guest host Lee Mack is joined by panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Derbyshire.
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 3Lee Nelson steps outside his estate and straight into the Chelsea set, Jason Bent's erratic supercar driving lands him in trouble and Dr Bob attempts to counsel a depressed patient at his GP surgery.
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 7Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 8Sebastian helps out with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 7Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including Karl's new diary, Stephen's attempt to get a nickname, and whether people think in their accents.
Winston
Winston In Love, Episode 4 - A Dangerous CritterLove is in the air - even the old rogue's hooked up. But has Nancy met her match?
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 4Lee Nelson goes back to school to offer some high-flying careers advice, whilst Jason Bent gets a red card for sleeping with his teammate's wife.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 1 - ParraloxA new TV venture's on the cards for Edina, and she's lined up a guest spot with Richard and Judy to help launch a new campaign; for Patsy, life revolves around a skin-freezing serum called Parralox. Saffy, meanwhile, hopes for a government job promoting British culture.
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 1, Highlights Special - Highlights Special 2Another selection of highlights from the panel show based around social stresses.
Says On The Tin
Episode 1 - ToothpasteDisgraced American ad man Eliott Thurber is forced to transfer to the new London branch of Parabola Media.
Quick Cuts
Episode 3As Trevor and Sue prepare to wed, Marianne's dad makes a surprise visit, whilst Becky is held hostage.
Desmond Olivier Dingle's Compleat Life And Works Of William Shakespeare By Desmond Olivier Dingle
Episode 4 - Louise LombardTheatrical spoof with Patrick Barlow.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 2.2, Direct Action: A man with a tape measure spells trouble for Rabbi Fine.