Schedule Thursday 30th May 2013
6am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 3, Episode 9The family attend Freddie's court case in order to provide moral support. Billy, however, has other plans as he is marrying Julie in secret. Meanwhile, Grandad has a visit from his nephew Eddie who is home from America and, much to Grandad and Nellie's horror, is gay!
6:30am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 5 - ...The 'Ouses In BetweenA foggy night in London town leads Gary into a close encounter with Jack the Ripper.
7am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 6 - Just In TimeWhen a workman arrives to mend the hole in the space-time continuum, Gary has to decide where his future lies.
7am
(repeat)
The Older Woman
Episode 2: Can Roy impress Jane by joining a green pressure group? Meanwhile, Pavarotti appears in his dreams with some invaluable advice.
7:30am
(repeat)
Heresy
Series 9, Episode 2Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by David Mitchell, Alex Horne and Germaine Greer. Topics up for discussion are videogames, outer space and horse lasagne.
7:40am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 4 - Moving OnWhen Terry sees the changes that have happened to his home town since he's been away, he is horrified. The labour exchange add to his misery by sending him for a job interview with a company who's staff are all too familiar. He decides to seek out Hughie, an old army buddy, in deepest Berwickshire.
7:45am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 3The boys test their horsepower to the max on Stone Age Top Gear, Charles Dickens sings about his life and books, the Greek philosophers host weird dinner parties on Historical Come Dine With Me, and Vlad the Impaler reveals his horrible new plan for keeping out the neighbours.
8am
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Battle Of Godfrey's CottageMainwaring plans to use Godfrey's cottage as a vital post in case the German should ever invade. His plan is put into action when the church bells ring.
8:20am
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
8:30am
(repeat)
Take It From Here
The 10th anniversary show, with a Pygmalion spoof and the Operatic Weather Forecast.
9am
(repeat)
Change At Oglethorpe
Episode 5, The Unquiet American: The rural station staff attempt to secure an old engine, but there's a big catch.
9:10am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:25am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:30am
(repeat)
Whispers
Series 2, Episode 5Lynne Truss and Michele Brown join regulars Lucy Moore and Anthony Holden to play the scandalous quiz. Gyles Brandreth presides over subjects for discussion ranging from Robert Maxwell, Piltdown Man and the Moonies.
9:35am
(repeat)
Fit
Episode 4Meet the Darts Caller who can't add up, find out how to trick your dad into buying you a hot dog, and try Brian Butterfield's Workout DVD.
10am
(repeat)
Man About The House
Series 1, Episode 2 - And Mother Makes FourChrissy's mother is due for her twice-yearly visit, but she's such a worrier about her daughter living in London, there's no way she'll understand having a man in the flat. Robin'll just have to stay out.
10am
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 8James Corden oversees another bout between Redknapp and Flintoff. This week, funnyman Bob Mortimer joins the Blues and world champion diver Tom Daley plays for the Reds.
10:20am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 6 - Just In TimeWhen a workman arrives to mend the hole in the space-time continuum, Gary has to decide where his future lies.
10:30am
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 7 - Merry Christmas Mr BeanMr. Bean wreaks havoc at Harrods when he goes Christmas shopping, then has trouble stuffing a turkey on Christmas Day.
10:30am
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 9It's the penultimate fix and there's still everything to play for. Gabby Logan joins Redknapp's Reds, while Father Ted's Ardal O'Hanlon is picked for Flintoff's Blues.
10:45am
(repeat)
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 7 - Bogmoor RocksAnother money-making scheme goes awry when bad weather forces the cancellation of Bogmoor's rock festival, but has anyone told Jedward?
11am
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Woman Never LiesFollowing the commotion at the chateau, the resistance are blackmailing Helga, Gruber and the Colonel with evidence of the Fallen Madonna. The only chance they have of raising the 10 million franc ransom is to hold-up the garrison pay truck! Meanwhile, Michelle's radio station is beginning to take shape.
11:10am
(repeat)
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 8 - Dark And Stormy NightStrange things happen when the lights go out in a storm and Jimmy entertains the gang with a spooky story by torchlight.
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 2 - How To Remove A CousinClegg needs help to get rid of his visiting health fanatic cousin, Aubrey.
11:45am
(repeat)
The Lavender Hill Mob
An Ealing Studios comedy classic, The Lavender Hill Mob stars Alec Guinness & Stanley Holloway attempting to carry out the perfect crime.
12pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Battle Of Godfrey's CottageMainwaring plans to use Godfrey's cottage as a vital post in case the German should ever invade. His plan is put into action when the church bells ring.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife CrisisHoward makes a bold bid for freedom via a bedroom window.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
The 10th anniversary show, with a Pygmalion spoof and the Operatic Weather Forecast.
1pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
1:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hole In OneIn the middle of the worst, wettest winter in memory, all the brothers have to flog is sun-tan lotion. Things are looking grim until Uncle Albert falls down the cellar hatch at the Nag's Head: a big compensation package could set them up nicely. Unfortunately, Del's unaware of Albert's past...
1:40pm
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 23 - Technical HitchJaz's phone breaks and results in her being sent an older model with a much older Genie. Nobody ever reads the manual!
2pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 6There's everything to play for as the premiere panel show continues. While former Olympic champion Karen Pickering joins the Reds, comedian Jimmy Carr is picked for the Blues.
2:05pm
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 24 - Super HeroesJaz, Naoko and Mobbsy want to be superheroes, but Gene gives them all rather unusual and not very superhero powers!
2:20pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
A selection of episodes from the romantic sitcom starring Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench.
2:30pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:30pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 6There's everything to play for as the premiere panel show continues. While former Olympic champion Karen Pickering joins the Reds, comedian Jimmy Carr is picked for the Blues.
3:10pm
(repeat)
Carry On Nurse
Much to the nurses' frustration, the patients at Haven Hospital have no intention of lying quietly whilst awaiting surgery or recovery.
4:15pm
(repeat)
Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 2 - CasinoDavid's money is running low but, despite this, he decides to gamble it all in the casino.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 2 - How To Remove A CousinClegg needs help to get rid of his visiting health fanatic cousin, Aubrey.
4:30pm30 min
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 4We meet the rather eccentric Georgian philosopher Jeremy Bentham, super-rich Roman politician Crassus raps about his blinging lifestyle, some unusual soldiers are recruited into the Second World War, and Johannes Gutenberg goes head-to-head with some monks on The Historical Apprentice.
4:50pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Brew It YourselfStan gets himself in hot water when a home brewing attempt results in a beer far more potent than he'd intended!
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife CrisisHoward makes a bold bid for freedom via a bedroom window.
5pm
(repeat)
King Street Junior
Series 9, Episode 5 - With LoveMr. Sims learns that a young boy is acting as the sole carer for his bed-ridden mother.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Man About The House
Series 1, Episode 3 - Some Enchanted EveningJo's been seeing a very nice young man - too nice, in fact, and she's worried she's no longer attractive as he's not yet made a move on her. Chrissy decides that Robin cooking them a romantic meal is the best step forward.
5:25pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm25 min
DNN
Series 1, Episode 1A world exclusive with Wayne Rooney, the exciting future of school exams, and a musical tribute to Harry Styles.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Older Woman
Episode 2: Can Roy impress Jane by joining a green pressure group? Meanwhile, Pavarotti appears in his dreams with some invaluable advice.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 4 - It's Only Rock And RollRodney's joined a band (on drums), and really believes that they could be the next big thing. Del's not so convinced, but, spying an opportunity to make a few bob, offers to act as their manager. Their first gig doesn't go well at all, but which one of the brothers will be proved right?
6pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
6pm
(repeat)
Terry Pratchett's Night Watch
Episode 4Reliving the glorious revolution of his youth, Commander Sam Vimes also has to protect his younger self from arch-enemy Carcer.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sleeping Dogs LieWhen Boycie and Marlene fly off on holiday, Del and Rodney assume the mantle of dog-sitters. Rodney's convinced that Albert's brought his run of bad luck to the flat when 'little' Dukey appears comatose; what'll Marlene say if they've killed her beloved dog?
6:30pm
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 7 - Merry Christmas Mr BeanMr. Bean wreaks havoc at Harrods when he goes Christmas shopping, then has trouble stuffing a turkey on Christmas Day.
6:30pm30 min
Heresy
Series 9, Episode 3Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by Mark Steel, Bridget Christie and Matthew Norman.
7pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 7 - How I Won The WarA trip to entertain the troops forces Gary to play the hero.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Battle Of Godfrey's CottageMainwaring plans to use Godfrey's cottage as a vital post in case the German should ever invade. His plan is put into action when the church bells ring.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
The 10th anniversary show, with a Pygmalion spoof and the Operatic Weather Forecast.
7:40pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Woman Never LiesFollowing the commotion at the chateau, the resistance are blackmailing Helga, Gruber and the Colonel with evidence of the Fallen Madonna. The only chance they have of raising the 10 million franc ransom is to hold-up the garrison pay truck! Meanwhile, Michelle's radio station is beginning to take shape.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
8pm
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Hiding PlaceWith England playing in Bulgaria that afternoon, Bob and Terry are determined that they won't hear the score before watching the highlights on TV.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
8:20pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
8:30pm30 min
Up The Women
Series 1, Episode 1Banbury Intricate Craft Circle member Margaret returns to the sleepy town from London, bringing news of a new political movement fighting for women to gain the vote...
9pm30 min
Psychobitches
Series 1, Episode 1Frances Barber and Mark Gatiss fight over diva status as Bette Davis and Joan Crawford; Selina Griffiths, Katy Brand and Sarah Solemani star as the squabbling Bronte sisters, while Julia Davis plays a less than cheery Sylvia Plath.
9pm
(repeat)
Royle Exclusive: Behind The Sofa
Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne take viewers behind-the-scenes in this special programme charting the life of TV's laziest family, the Royles.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 2Frank Skinner hosts tonight's edition with guests Reginald D. Hunter and Janet Street-Porter.
9:30pm30 min
Sunny Day On Radio 2
Episode 1Sunny presents Bollywood versions of songs from Queen, Madonna, Europe, Gloria Gaynor, The Eagles and Neil Sedaka. Plus discover the results of his flirting with Carol Vorderman.
10pm30 min
Watson & Oliver
Series 2, Episode 6Three ways to escape a boring conversation; an actress learns how to cry on cue; an author discovers her new erotic novel is too embarrassing to read out loud; and somewhere in Spain a matador and a bull are falling in love.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
10pm30 min
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 6Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.
10pm
(repeat)
Heresy
Series 9, Episode 2Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by David Mitchell, Alex Horne and Germaine Greer. Topics up for discussion are videogames, outer space and horse lasagne.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Old Harry's Game
Series 7, Episode 6Satan has worked how to return Baby Patrick to Earth behind God's back. But God has eyes in his back and is now feeling pretty wrathful.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 2, Episode 5Maths plus comedy equals positive fun! Andrew Maxwell and Marcus Brigstocke join clever clogs Dara O Briain and professor Marcus du Sautoy for more practical number-crunching.
11pm
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
11pm
(repeat)
The Secret World
Series 2, Episode 1The Secret World returns with more stories from the private lives of public people, from Dead Ringers creator Bill Dare.
11pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 5, Episode 4Tonight's celebrity guests are Christine Bleakley, who is having a late night for once, Adam Garcia, and popster Olly Murs. Who knows the most about this week's showbiz news?
11:05pm
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 3A geology careers fair sets the boys against each other as they battle for lucrative internships. Oregon is thrown together with Tony again, as she attempts to secure funding for her new magazine.
11:30pm60 min version (repeat)
11:40pm
(repeat)
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 5Financial salvation for the city vicar seems to come in the form of a city slicker.
Midnight
(repeat)
Terry Pratchett's Night Watch
Episode 4Reliving the glorious revolution of his youth, Commander Sam Vimes also has to protect his younger self from arch-enemy Carcer.
12:20am
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
12:30am
(repeat)
Psychobitches
Series 1, Episode 1Frances Barber and Mark Gatiss fight over diva status as Bette Davis and Joan Crawford; Selina Griffiths, Katy Brand and Sarah Solemani star as the squabbling Bronte sisters, while Julia Davis plays a less than cheery Sylvia Plath.
12:30am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 2Frank Skinner hosts tonight's edition with guests Reginald D. Hunter and Janet Street-Porter.
12:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 6Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.
12:30am
(repeat)
Norman Wisdom: His Story
Special celebrating the life and work of late comic actor Norman Wisdom.
1am
(repeat)
Royle Exclusive: Behind The Sofa
Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne take viewers behind-the-scenes in this special programme charting the life of TV's laziest family, the Royles.
1am
(repeat)
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 1, Episode 5From daily obsessions to personal dilemmas, Grimmy, along with team captains Rickie and Melvin from Kiss FM and The Saturdays' Rochelle Humes are all sweating the small stuff with special guests Tulisa Contostavlos, Danny Dyer and Katherine Ryan.
1:30am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
1:30am
(repeat)
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 3 - Edinburgh... In ScotlandTwelve weeks in to her pregnancy and, with no contact from Laura, Jamie is getting frustrated. Beth suggests a night out to take his mind off things... but secretly she's just trying to engineer a date.
2am
(repeat)
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 4 - Man Of The MomentJamie's and Laura's parents meet for lunch to discuss the future of their families. Laura and Jamie are rightly apprehensive about a family summit, but even they couldn't have foreseen how badly it would go.
2am
(repeat)
Change At Oglethorpe
Episode 5, The Unquiet American: The rural station staff attempt to secure an old engine, but there's a big catch.
2am
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 3A geology careers fair sets the boys against each other as they battle for lucrative internships. Oregon is thrown together with Tony again, as she attempts to secure funding for her new magazine.
2:05am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Hiding PlaceWith England playing in Bulgaria that afternoon, Bob and Terry are determined that they won't hear the score before watching the highlights on TV.
2:10am
(repeat)
Al Murray's Compete For The Meat
Al Murray hosts a game show like no other - a frozen chicken is the prize.
2:30am
(repeat)
Whispers
Series 2, Episode 5Lynne Truss and Michele Brown join regulars Lucy Moore and Anthony Holden to play the scandalous quiz. Gyles Brandreth presides over subjects for discussion ranging from Robert Maxwell, Piltdown Man and the Moonies.
2:35am
(repeat)
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 12 - The City ShrinkersUsing time travel, the gang win the lottery. However, they discover that they have won Birmingham. They decide to shrink the city and take it away, which results in Bad Bob and Wendy going on a city shrinking frenzy.
2:35am
(repeat)
Up The Women
Series 1, Episode 1Banbury Intricate Craft Circle member Margaret returns to the sleepy town from London, bringing news of a new political movement fighting for women to gain the vote...
2:45am
(repeat)
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 2 - Adventures On Telly: Part 1After Bad Bob shoots the TV, Rex is contacted by the bloke who runs telly, asking the gang to go on an adventure. This requires a visit to the bank. Guest starring Bob Holness.
3:05am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - Brian's BrainKarl pitches his movie idea, The Wife of Brian - an out of work actor called Brian takes over the body of the dead Tom Cruise to finish Mission: Impossible 8.
5am
(repeat)
King Street Junior
Series 9, Episode 5 - With LoveMr. Sims learns that a young boy is acting as the sole carer for his bed-ridden mother.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Older Woman
Episode 2: Can Roy impress Jane by joining a green pressure group? Meanwhile, Pavarotti appears in his dreams with some invaluable advice.