Schedule Thursday 30th May 2013
4:30pm30 min
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 4We meet the rather eccentric Georgian philosopher Jeremy Bentham, super-rich Roman politician Crassus raps about his blinging lifestyle, some unusual soldiers are recruited into the Second World War, and Johannes Gutenberg goes head-to-head with some monks on The Historical Apprentice.
5:30pm25 min
DNN
Series 1, Episode 1A world exclusive with Wayne Rooney, the exciting future of school exams, and a musical tribute to Harry Styles.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sleeping Dogs LieWhen Boycie and Marlene fly off on holiday, Del and Rodney assume the mantle of dog-sitters. Rodney's convinced that Albert's brought his run of bad luck to the flat when 'little' Dukey appears comatose; what'll Marlene say if they've killed her beloved dog?
6:30pm30 min
Heresy
Series 9, Episode 3Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by Mark Steel, Bridget Christie and Matthew Norman.
7pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 7 - How I Won The WarA trip to entertain the troops forces Gary to play the hero.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7:40pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Woman Never LiesFollowing the commotion at the chateau, the resistance are blackmailing Helga, Gruber and the Colonel with evidence of the Fallen Madonna. The only chance they have of raising the 10 million franc ransom is to hold-up the garrison pay truck! Meanwhile, Michelle's radio station is beginning to take shape.
8pm
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Hiding PlaceWith England playing in Bulgaria that afternoon, Bob and Terry are determined that they won't hear the score before watching the highlights on TV.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
8:30pm30 min
Up The Women
Series 1, Episode 1Banbury Intricate Craft Circle member Margaret returns to the sleepy town from London, bringing news of a new political movement fighting for women to gain the vote...
9pm30 min
Psychobitches
Series 1, Episode 1Frances Barber and Mark Gatiss fight over diva status as Bette Davis and Joan Crawford; Selina Griffiths, Katy Brand and Sarah Solemani star as the squabbling Bronte sisters, while Julia Davis plays a less than cheery Sylvia Plath.
9pm
(repeat)
Royle Exclusive: Behind The Sofa
Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne take viewers behind-the-scenes in this special programme charting the life of TV's laziest family, the Royles.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 2Frank Skinner hosts tonight's edition with guests Reginald D. Hunter and Janet Street-Porter.
9:30pm30 min
Sunny Day On Radio 2
Episode 1Sunny presents Bollywood versions of songs from Queen, Madonna, Europe, Gloria Gaynor, The Eagles and Neil Sedaka. Plus discover the results of his flirting with Carol Vorderman.
10pm30 min
Watson & Oliver
Series 2, Episode 6Three ways to escape a boring conversation; an actress learns how to cry on cue; an author discovers her new erotic novel is too embarrassing to read out loud; and somewhere in Spain a matador and a bull are falling in love.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
10pm30 min
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 6Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 2, Episode 5Maths plus comedy equals positive fun! Andrew Maxwell and Marcus Brigstocke join clever clogs Dara O Briain and professor Marcus du Sautoy for more practical number-crunching.
11pm
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
11pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 5, Episode 4Tonight's celebrity guests are Christine Bleakley, who is having a late night for once, Adam Garcia, and popster Olly Murs. Who knows the most about this week's showbiz news?
11:05pm
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 3A geology careers fair sets the boys against each other as they battle for lucrative internships. Oregon is thrown together with Tony again, as she attempts to secure funding for her new magazine.
11:30pm60 min version (repeat)
11:40pm
(repeat)
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 5Financial salvation for the city vicar seems to come in the form of a city slicker.