Schedule Monday 27th May 2013
Bread
Series 3, Episode 12Nellie, Aveline, Adrian and Jack have all started work on the same day. They all return home with a disastrous tale to tell. Freddie is involved in an accident when a lorry runs into the hut he is sharing with Lilo Lill. Joey has a confrontation with Roxy's husband ...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - Getting Sam HomeIn answer to his one last request, Compo, Clegg and Foggy reluctantly sneak Sam out of his invalid bed for a final frolic with the not so young as she used to be Lily-Bless-Her. Then - with an unthinking lack of gratitude and a smile on his face - Sam drops them right in it by becoming far more trouble dead than alive...
Married
Series 1, Episode 6Robin is accused of murdering his new family and blackmailed for a divorce settlement. Two small questions: how is he going to win his new wife back, and how is he going to avoid the death penalty?
Ye Olde Dragons' Den
CBBC pilot. Spoof edition of the business investing series 'packed with fascinating facts and big laughs'.
Round The Horne
Episode 2.8: Kenneth Horne trails a giant mouse, while Julian and Sandy are feeling telepathic.
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 1 - Look It UpNewly qualified lawyer Roger annoys his girlfriend Sally by defending a wife-beater.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 6, Episode 1 - Citizens' AdviceArthur's attempts at returning an item of clothing to a local shop go somewhat awry, leading him to take some 'legal' advice at the Citizen's Advice Bureau.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Fit
Episode 1Discover ingenious uses for left over farts, find out what to do if a shark attacks, and get the results from the Athletix Factor.
Artists
Episode 4, Love's Banquet: Tamsin is infuriated by Josef's lack of commitment, and Nisha is up to something fishy.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the sixth series and a Christmas special from Britain's most popular sitcom.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 12 - The New TellyWhen the Christmas Club payout arrives, Stan and the family decide to buy a colour television. But they have a problem disposing of their old set - especially when Blake buys it!
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 2Something's occurring this week as Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones joins her mate James Corden for sports-related banter. Alastair Campbell also guests on the comedy panel show.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 3It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's fiance Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 1 - The CastleDani inherits a castle in Ireland from a long-lost aunt, but gets more than she bargained for when she arrives.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 2 - City BoyJimmy discovers things in the country are not as simple as he thinks. Dani gets some dance training for the annual Bogmoor Ball.
The Pickerskill Reports
The Final Report, Episode 1 - The Last ReportDr Henry Pickerskill has his hands full trying to help arrogant know-it-all student Oliver Hugh Porter.
Tony Hancock: From Bournemouth To East Cheam
Radio Solent documentary in which Steve Punt tells the story of the first true sitcom star, Tony Hancock, who grew up in Bournemouth.
Round The Horne
Episode 2.8: Kenneth Horne trails a giant mouse, while Julian and Sandy are feeling telepathic.
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 1 - Look It UpNewly qualified lawyer Roger annoys his girlfriend Sally by defending a wife-beater.
A Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit
Oscar-nominated claymation in which a Yorkshireman and his canine companion venture to the Moon.
My Phone Genie
Episode 16 - Unfriend MeJaz wants her teacher to be more approachable so Gene creates a new social network for her.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 1James Corden hosts an all-new comedy sports quiz. Jamie Redknapp and Freddie Flintoff line up as team captains, and this week's guests are heavyweight champion David Haye and comedy actor Neil Morrissey.
My Phone Genie
Episode 17 - UpgradesWhen Jaz needs to clean the house after a party, Gene gets all the household appliances to help.
Goodnight From Him
Comedy drama exploring the early relationship of Ronnie Barker (Robert Daws) and Ronnie Corbett (Aidan McArdle), from their first meeting at the bar of the Buckstone Club in 1963 and being chosen by David Frost for his new show The Frost Report, to getting their own Saturday night BBC1 series The Two Ronnies in 1971.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 1The Saxon gods form an unlikely team of superheroes, famous astronaut Neil Armstrong reveals his new weight loss programme, we meet Georgian London's crime-fighting genius, and Rosa Parks sings about her struggle for equality.
My Phone Genie
Episode 20 - Parents' DayJaz is disappointed when her parents can't attend Parents' Day, so Gene creates far more interesting parents for her.
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - DatesDel attempts to meet his dream woman at a dating agency after seeing Trigger have some success. Meanwhile, Uncle Albert is dropping heavy hints about his impending birthday...
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Married
Series 1, Episode 6Robin is accused of murdering his new family and blackmailed for a divorce settlement. Two small questions: how is he going to win his new wife back, and how is he going to avoid the death penalty?
Terry Pratchett's Night Watch
Episode 1Living in the past is hard, but dying in the past is incredibly easy. Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch falls through time and arrives in the city of his youth.
Just A Minute
Series 66, Episode 2Gyles Brandreth, Tony Hawks, Fred MacAulay and Roy Walker attempt to talk for 60 seconds without hesitation, repetition and deviation.
Round The Horne
Episode 2.8: Kenneth Horne trails a giant mouse, while Julian and Sandy are feeling telepathic.
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 1 - Look It UpNewly qualified lawyer Roger annoys his girlfriend Sally by defending a wife-beater.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 2 - TeacherMiranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 6 - BrightonMichael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow heads to the seaside and to the Brighton Dome for the final destination of the series. Here, he introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson, along with unique pub landlord Al Murray, the evening's headline act.
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 8This week's show sees Joe Charman, Shazia Mirza, Ron Vaudry, Alistair Barrie and John Scott take to the Jongleurs stage.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Sickness & WealthDel is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.
Marshal's Law
Episode 5 - A Brand New DawnCSO Lesland Marshal launches his 'Hugs Not Drugs' initiative on Nuttleworth's most notorious estate, and Dawn dates her stalker, Raymondo.
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 1 - BellsLord Blackadder is deeply disturbed when he finds himself falling in love with his new manservant, Bob. A surprise relaxes his fears and they agree to marry, but could a visiting guest come between the happy couple?
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 8Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Jacob Rees-Mogg and Josie Long.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 6, Episode 1 - Citizens' AdviceArthur's attempts at returning an item of clothing to a local shop go somewhat awry, leading him to take some 'legal' advice at the Citizen's Advice Bureau.
Blackadder Rides Again
Rowan Atkinson and the cast of the legendary comedy series Blackadder are back for a one-off documentary special.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 1 - DateAfter an impromptu 'date' is planned with long-term crush Gary Preston, Miranda decides to take a trip to the new 'bespoke' clothing store, Transformers, to pick an outfit guaranteed to stop people calling her sir to her face.
Stage Door Johnnies
One-off comedy drama about five excitable theatre fans who will stop at nothing to let their idols know how they truly feel.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 4Gina Yashere joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle for the fifth time. Meanwhile Russell Howard and Andy Parsons have Ed Byrne.
The Now Show
Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present a mix of stand-up, sketches and songs in this popular topical comedy show for Radio 4.
Celebrity Juice
Series 5, Episode 1Keith Lemon returns with Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound. The guests are Queen of the Jungle Stacey Solomon, Joe Swash and Coronation Street actor Mikey North.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 6Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by Carol Vorderman, Tony Law, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, and Alice Levine.
Sensitive Skin
Joanna Lumley and Denis Lawson star as an affluent couple who live in metropolitan London.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 12 - Zach Galifianakis, Ken Jeong, Ed Helms, Helen Flanagan, Stephen Graham, Olly MursAlan is joined by Zach Galifianakis, Ken Jeong and Ed Helms who talk about their latest film, The Hangover Part III. Also appearing on the sofa are actors Helen Flanagan and Stephen Graham, plus Olly Murs, who performs his new single, Dear Darlin.
And Now, In Colour
Series 2, Episode 2 - ColourthonCan Tim de Jongh, William Vandyck and Tim Firth pull off a charity radiothon?
The Office
Series 2, Episode 6Brent is made redundant. The news of his departure is not having the devastating effect on the office that he would have liked, but brighter things are on the horizon as Inside Paper are writing a feature on him.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 13, Episode 8 - Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Michael Douglas, Bradley Cooper, Heather Graham, Selena GomezMichael Douglas says he didn't know he could be such a convincing Liberace, Will Smith and Jaden Smith talk about kissing on and off set, Bradley Cooper says he hit the jackpot with the Hangover movies, Heather Graham demonstrates her impressive Yoga skills and Selena Gomez performs live in the studio.
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 1 - The OrgyThings take an upward turn for the boys when Marcus meets some fit Britons in the courtyard and Stylax finds a flyer to an orgy. With his grocery budget now spent on orgy tickets, Grumio must scrimp and save in order to put food on the table.
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 8Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Jacob Rees-Mogg and Josie Long.
Terry Pratchett's Night Watch
Episode 1Living in the past is hard, but dying in the past is incredibly easy. Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch falls through time and arrives in the city of his youth.
Shameless
Series 11, Episode 13There is a gunman on the loose and his target is Frank! It turns out Frank's frolicking with the Gastric Bandits has landed him in deep trouble with Derilee's vengeful husband, Biddy.
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 2 - The GladiatorDanny Dyer guest stars as Cynthia's new boyfriend Cassius, a friendly local gladiator who immediately proves a rival to Marcus in the quest for Cynthia's affections.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 13, Episode 8 - Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Michael Douglas, Bradley Cooper, Heather Graham, Selena GomezMichael Douglas says he didn't know he could be such a convincing Liberace, Will Smith and Jaden Smith talk about kissing on and off set, Bradley Cooper says he hit the jackpot with the Hangover movies, Heather Graham demonstrates her impressive Yoga skills and Selena Gomez performs live in the studio.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 4, Episode 6Sketches include the young Tory of the year contest, Hugh's death threat, and an interview with the Duke of Northampton.
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 8This week's show sees Joe Charman, Shazia Mirza, Ron Vaudry, Alistair Barrie and John Scott take to the Jongleurs stage.
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 3 - Edinburgh... In ScotlandTwelve weeks in to her pregnancy and, with no contact from Laura, Jamie is getting frustrated. Beth suggests a night out to take his mind off things... but secretly she's just trying to engineer a date.
Marshal's Law
Episode 5 - A Brand New DawnCSO Lesland Marshal launches his 'Hugs Not Drugs' initiative on Nuttleworth's most notorious estate, and Dawn dates her stalker, Raymondo.
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 4 - Man Of The MomentJamie's and Laura's parents meet for lunch to discuss the future of their families. Laura and Jamie are rightly apprehensive about a family summit, but even they couldn't have foreseen how badly it would go.
The Office
Series 2, Episode 6Brent is made redundant. The news of his departure is not having the devastating effect on the office that he would have liked, but brighter things are on the horizon as Inside Paper are writing a feature on him.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 6, Episode 1 - Citizens' AdviceArthur's attempts at returning an item of clothing to a local shop go somewhat awry, leading him to take some 'legal' advice at the Citizen's Advice Bureau.
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 4Gina Yashere joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle for the fifth time. Meanwhile Russell Howard and Andy Parsons have Ed Byrne.
Artists
Episode 4, Love's Banquet: Tamsin is infuriated by Josef's lack of commitment, and Nisha is up to something fishy.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 11After contemplating the concept of memory, Ricky and Karl perfom a roleplay where they are the two lobes of Karl's brain.
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 4 - Adventures On Telly: Part 3Rex's drilling leads to the discovery that the Earth is full of air, but the air escapes from the hole leading him and the others to travel around space on the back of a broken planet. This requires a visit to a black hole. Guest starring Eddie Izzard, Kathy Burke and Simon Day.
Married
Series 1, Episode 6Robin is accused of murdering his new family and blackmailed for a divorce settlement. Two small questions: how is he going to win his new wife back, and how is he going to avoid the death penalty?