Schedule Thursday 23rd May 2013
6am
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What The Dickens?
Series 1, Episode 3This week team captains Tim Brooke-Taylor and Dave Gorman are joined by Ian McMillan and Stephen K Amos.
6am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
6:30am
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What The Dickens?
Series 1, Episode 4This week team captains Tim Brooke-Taylor and Dave Gorman are joined by fellow funny men Dom Joly and Rich Hall.
6:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 1 - Mine's A DoubleA stormy night in the 1940s has a striking effect on Gary's journey back to the present day, leaving him a completely different person in more ways than one. Yvonne is pleasantly surprised with the transformation, but Phoebe sees a side to Gary she was not aware of, and is not impressed.
7am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 2 - All About YvonneWhen Yvonne throws Gary out of the marital home, his edgy behaviour makes Phoebe suspicious that he is seeing another woman.
7am
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The Older Woman
Episode 1: Local hack journalist Roy Hitchcock meets his former English teacher, and sets out on a crusade to win her heart against all odds.
7:30am
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Heresy
Series 9, Episode 1Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by Germaine Greer and comedians Lee Mack and David Schneider. The panel argue about foxes, maths and Andy Murray.
7:40am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7:45am
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 9King Edward III gets married on a building site, Julius Caesar reveals his not very secret tips on hiding baldness, we learn the tricks of the criminal trade on the Real Victorian Hustle, and we meet Renaissance Italy's most corrupt family - the Borgias.
8am
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Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Enemy Within The GatesA free Polish officer tells Mainwaring that an award of £10 will be given to the platoon for every German they have found "alive and in good condition". Jones, Walker and Pike find a German, but not before they accidentally shoot a swan.
8:20am
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fourth episodes from the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
8:30am
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Take It From Here
Scary tales of Javanese witchmen, plus Ron and Eth plan a romantic break in Belgium.
9am
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Change At Oglethorpe
Episode 4, Remember, Remember the Fifth of September: Birthday celebrations go awry for the rural railway station's cafe proprietor, June.
9:05am
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 7 - MegatronicSadie uses bribery and corruption to beat Dede in the race to be deputy head girl, even though she really doesn't want the job.
9:10am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:30am
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Whispers
Series 2, Episode 4Valerie Grove and Geoffrey Durham join regulars Lucy Moore and Anthony Holden to play the game that delights in corruption and controversy. Gyles Brandreth presides over subjects for discussion ranging from OJ Simpson to Oscar Wilde.
10am
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George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 1 - Moving OnWith their home due for demolition by order of the council, George and Mildred Roper are forced to look to move home. Much against the wishes of George and the estate agent - who happens to be the next-door neighbour - Mildred settles on 46 Peacock Crescent, Hampton Wick.
10am
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Mr. Bean
Episode 4 - Mr. Bean Goes To TownIn this escapade, Mr. Bean buys a TV and a new camera, has an itchy foot and goes on a date.
10:20am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 2 - All About YvonneWhen Yvonne throws Gary out of the marital home, his edgy behaviour makes Phoebe suspicious that he is seeing another woman.
10:30am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 9 - X Marks The SpotThe adventurer Dr Windy Banana Bones comes to relax and rest at Hotel Trubble.
11am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 7 - Leg It To Spain!As René prepares to escape to Spain with the painting for the rest of the war, the Colonel arrives at the café and seizes the artwork. Meanwhile, Flick and Helga's relationship is up-and-down, and the Germans are determined to achieve a suitable group photo for the paper.
11am
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Hounded
Episode 8 - Queen MuDr Mu uses his dastardly shrinking technology to take over and control Queen Gertrude of Genovia. Luckily, Rufus is on hand. But will things run smoothly?
11:15am
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I'm All Right Jack
An upper-class dimwit is thrown onto the shop floor by his uncle in an attempt to provoke a strike. With Ian Carmichael, Terry-Thomas & Peter Sellers.
11:15am
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On Mardle Fen
Series 2, Episode 3 - Old BoggieInvited to lunch in a remote part of the Fens, chef Warwick discovers treasure guarded by a ghost-dog.
11:25am
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Doctor In Clover
Gaston Grimsdyke goes on a medical school course run by Sir Lancelot Spratt. Stars Leslie Phillips.
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 5 - Who's That Mouse In The Poetry Group?Can Howard manage to keep an eye on Smiler and Marina?
12pm
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Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Enemy Within The GatesA free Polish officer tells Mainwaring that an award of £10 will be given to the platoon for every German they have found "alive and in good condition". Jones, Walker and Pike find a German, but not before they accidentally shoot a swan.
12:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 6 - Available For WeddingsClegg demonstrates his theories about the safety of studded tyres.
12:30pm
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Take It From Here
Scary tales of Javanese witchmen, plus Ron and Eth plan a romantic break in Belgium.
12:55pm
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 7 - MegatronicSadie uses bribery and corruption to beat Dede in the race to be deputy head girl, even though she really doesn't want the job.
1pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Yesterday Never ComesWhen Del acquires a piece of furniture he believes it to be valuable, and when upper-class Miranda answers his newspaper advert for it, he thinks he's gone 'up-market'. But can she really have been wooed by his charm, or is it something more commercial?
1:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 5 - May The Force Be With YouWhen Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...
2:15pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:20pm
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As Time Goes By
A selection of episodes from the sitcom starring Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench.
3:15pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 4 - You Missed A BitThe Farmer expects the windows of his farmhouse to be spotless, so Bitzer calls on the services of the Flock to help him clean them. He quickly discovers that they don't always work very well as a team when chaos breaks out. Will Bitzer be able to clear up the mess before The Farmer returns?
4:10pm
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Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 6Harvey's been running Bayview so well that the board have decided to launch the Bayview name and formula as a national franchise opportunity for others. But first they need to film a promotional video.
4:15pm
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Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 5 - Bedroom FarceWhen David and Linda take a midnight swim, both Amy and Robert start to get suspicious. Meanwhile, the lovers have devised a set of secret signs to help them arrange secret meetings.
4:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 5 - Who's That Mouse In The Poetry Group?Can Howard manage to keep an eye on Smiler and Marina?
4:50pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 13 - Gardening TimeAt his wife's suggestion, the depot manager has instigated a gardening competition amongst the staff. Blakey's been keeping his own plants around his office for a while so is quick to sign up, but the only other entrant is Jack. With a prize at stake, their rivalry soon heats up!
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 6 - Available For WeddingsClegg demonstrates his theories about the safety of studded tyres.
5pm
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King Street Junior
Series 9, Episode 4 - Relative ValuesA "Trivial Facts" quiz brings out the worst in the competing teachers.
5:08pm20 min
DNN
Episode 1 - PreviewAn exclusive peek behind the scenes at TV's most hopeless newsroom as the team prepare to launch their brand new series. Where is news anchor Bob?
5:15pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:20pm
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George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Bad PennyThe Ropers move into their new home. As ever, nothing runs smoothly, and they soon find themselves locked out and imposing on the Fourmiles and an important dinner guest.
5:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Older Woman
Episode 1: Local hack journalist Roy Hitchcock meets his former English teacher, and sets out on a crusade to win her heart against all odds.
5:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 6 - WantedRodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he tries to help a drunk lady on the way home from the pub. When she screams for help he legs it home. Del, knowing of the woman's reputation, plays on Rodney's fears, but his joke backfires when Rodney goes on the run!
5:50pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
6:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Who's A Pretty Boy?Denzil is nervous about letting the Trotters decorate his flat because, if they do it wrong, he has to face the wrath of his wife, Corinne. She still hasn't forgiven Del for messing up the catering at her wedding but, as long as they heed her warning to stay out of the kitchen, nothing can go wrong...
6:30pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 4 - Mr. Bean Goes To TownIn this escapade, Mr. Bean buys a TV and a new camera, has an itchy foot and goes on a date.
6:30pm30 min
Heresy
Series 9, Episode 2Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by David Mitchell, Alex Horne and Germaine Greer. Topics up for discussion are videogames, outer space and horse lasagne.
7pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 3 - California DreaminWhen Gary and Phoebe discover the lease on the Royal Oak has run out and Reg is retiring, they realise it is time to make plans for the future. Back in the 1990s Yvonne has her own heart set on big changes, but Gary isn't quite as keen to go along for the ride.
7pm
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Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Enemy Within The GatesA free Polish officer tells Mainwaring that an award of £10 will be given to the platoon for every German they have found "alive and in good condition". Jones, Walker and Pike find a German, but not before they accidentally shoot a swan.
7:05pm55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 9Popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Sue Perkins and guest panellists Nick Hewer and Jack Whitehall.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Scary tales of Javanese witchmen, plus Ron and Eth plan a romantic break in Belgium.
7:40pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 7 - Leg It To Spain!As René prepares to escape to Spain with the painting for the rest of the war, the Colonel arrives at the café and seizes the artwork. Meanwhile, Flick and Helga's relationship is up-and-down, and the Germans are determined to achieve a suitable group photo for the paper.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 6Harvey's been running Bayview so well that the board have decided to launch the Bayview name and formula as a national franchise opportunity for others. But first they need to film a promotional video.
8pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 6 - Birthday BoyWhat can you get the man who has nothing? - a surprise birthday party is a start and Bob goes out of his way to get Terry in place in the pub and all his friends back home with Thelma.
8:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
8:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
8:30pm
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The Best Of Kenny Everett's Television Shows
Episode 2Classic moments brought to the screen by Kenny Everett's stable of wacky characters, including Sid Snot, Cupid Stunt and Marcel Wave. Guest appearances by Joanna Lumley, Billy Connolly and Janet Street-Porter.
9pm30 min
Stage Door Johnnies
One-off comedy drama about five excitable theatre fans who will stop at nothing to let their idols know how they truly feel.
9pm
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 6As the family tries to get rid of Auntie Angela, another guest arrives to stay. Mum has to decide what to do about Jake's girlfriend. Ben and Karen discuss dreams, the Mafia and trampolining bears.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 10Alexander Armstrong returns as guest host with Ross Noble and Micky Flanagan joining the panel.
9:15pm
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On Mardle Fen
Series 2, Episode 3 - Old BoggieInvited to lunch in a remote part of the Fens, chef Warwick discovers treasure guarded by a ghost-dog.
9:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Day and the Brockman family have decided to escape the festivities and head for the sun, but fate seems determined to intervene...
10pm
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The Boat That Rocked
Richard Curtis comedy about an illegal radio station broadcasting from the North Sea in the '60s.
10pm30 min
Watson & Oliver
Series 2, Episode 5This episode features some very flirty Europeans, the psychology of biscuit eating and a hen night that goes horribly horribly wrong. Plus it looks as if prisoner Pat and warder Jean may be about to part forever.
10pm
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10pm30 min
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 5Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.
10pm
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Heresy
Series 9, Episode 1Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by Germaine Greer and comedians Lee Mack and David Schneider. The panel argue about foxes, maths and Andy Murray.
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 9, Episode 13Series 9 concludes with chart-topping rapper Wretch 32, radio DJ and TV presenter Dave Berry, classical musician and TV presenter Myleene Klass and hot British actress Jaime Winstone as the guests joining Holly, Keith, and - for the final time - Kelly Brook.
10:30pm
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Old Harry's Game
Series 7, Episode 5Satan has become a one-man adoption agency while his chief demon is reading Penelope Leach. But can Satan place the baby with a good family?
10:35pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
2011 Christmas Specials, New Year Special - JobEdina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger?
10:35pm
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Vicious
Series 1, Episode 4Freddie and Stuart agree to help Ash in his new job getting people into a trendy London nightclub. Freddie proves popular with the pretty young things, sending Stuart into a spiral of self-doubt.
10:40pm
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Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 2, Episode 4Brainbox comedian Dara O Briain teams up with Oxford professor Marcus du Sautoy to make maths interesting. Solving conundrums here are guests Miles Jupp and Stephen Mangan.
11pm
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Delve Special
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Shifton Scandal, Part 4In his town demolition expose, David Lander looks at the trial and disturbing aftermath.
11:05pm
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The Job Lot
Series 1, Episode 4The job centre's being anonymously inspected and Trish is trying to identify the spy in their midst. Meanwhile, George has a fraudulent benefit claimant to pull in.
11:05pm
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Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 2A spate of muggings on campus leave the gang concerned about their safety, while JP is confined to his bed with mumps. And Kingsley makes an announcement that leaves Josie reeling.
11:15pm
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
11:30pm55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 9Popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Sue Perkins and guest panellists Nick Hewer and Jack Whitehall.
11:30pm
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The Skivers
Episode 5: New age DIY, and Sinatra sings punk.
11:35pm
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The Security Men
One-off comedy drama about a group of night security guards who must create an elaborate scheme to hide the fact they've let a robbery occur.
11:55pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
12:25am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 10Alexander Armstrong returns as guest host with Ross Noble and Micky Flanagan joining the panel.
12:30am
(repeat)
Stage Door Johnnies
One-off comedy drama about five excitable theatre fans who will stop at nothing to let their idols know how they truly feel.
12:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 5Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.
12:35am
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Rev.
Series 2, Episode 1Inner-city parish life hasn't got any easier, so when he becomes an accidental hero, the vicar gets a bit carried away.
1am
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Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 1, Episode 4With guests Aston Merrygold from JLS, former Girls Aloud member Kimberley Walsh and comedian Russell Kane.
1:10am
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Absolutely Fabulous
2011 Christmas Specials, New Year Special - JobEdina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger?
1:25am
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1:30am
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 1 - Like Narnia But SexyAfter a drunken night in bed, the lives of teenagers Laura and Jamie are about to collide in the most spectacular fashion...
1:40am
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
1:45am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 6 - Birthday BoyWhat can you get the man who has nothing? - a surprise birthday party is a start and Bob goes out of his way to get Terry in place in the pub and all his friends back home with Thelma.
2am
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Al Murray's Compete For The Meat
Episode 4Al Murray hosts the offbeat game show in which a frozen chicken is up for grabs. Celebs including Tiff Needell help out with questions on gadgets, horses and Dean Gaffney.
2am
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pregnant RapistLaura is in shock, having discovered that Jamie is only 16 years old, and refuses to speak to him. Jamie feels that Laura is not taking him seriously and decides the only way to get her attention is to propose.
2am
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Change At Oglethorpe
Episode 4, Remember, Remember the Fifth of September: Birthday celebrations go awry for the rural railway station's cafe proprietor, June.
2:10am
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Rev.
Series 2, Episode 1Inner-city parish life hasn't got any easier, so when he becomes an accidental hero, the vicar gets a bit carried away.
2:15am
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Lee Evans Up Close
Phill Jupitus interviews Lee Evans as he undertakes his XL Tour 2005.
2:30am
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Whispers
Series 2, Episode 4Valerie Grove and Geoffrey Durham join regulars Lucy Moore and Anthony Holden to play the game that delights in corruption and controversy. Gyles Brandreth presides over subjects for discussion ranging from OJ Simpson to Oscar Wilde.
2:30am
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Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 2A spate of muggings on campus leave the gang concerned about their safety, while JP is confined to his bed with mumps. And Kingsley makes an announcement that leaves Josie reeling.
3:10am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 10Karl reminisces about an overabundance of breath mints throughout his childhood.
4:15am
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On Mardle Fen
Series 2, Episode 3 - Old BoggieInvited to lunch in a remote part of the Fens, chef Warwick discovers treasure guarded by a ghost-dog.
5am
(repeat)
King Street Junior
Series 9, Episode 4 - Relative ValuesA "Trivial Facts" quiz brings out the worst in the competing teachers.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Older Woman
Episode 1: Local hack journalist Roy Hitchcock meets his former English teacher, and sets out on a crusade to win her heart against all odds.