Schedule for 21st May 2013 (full list)

6am (repeat)

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

6:30am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 5, Episode 9 - Love The One You're With

When he hears a wartime story, Gary is forced to rethink his vow never to change history.

7am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 5, Episode 10 - My Heart Belongs To Daddy

When Gary's past catches up with his present, he wonders what, if anything, might lie in his and Phoebe's future.

7am (repeat)

On Baby Street

Episode 3.6: Robert and Lillian are horrified when Geraldine promotes her book on Woman's Hour.

7:30am (repeat)

Kerry's List. Kerry (Kerry Godliman). Copyright: Open Mike Productions / BBC

In this third episode, Kerry's List involves bleaching mugs, napping, sorting out cobwebs, distressing a chest of drawers, organizing CDs, keeping my friend's secret, growing vegetables and buying Puy Lentils.

7:40am (repeat)

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

7:45am (repeat)

Horrible Histories

Series 4, Episode 7

Emperor Napoleon plays in a very unusual chess match, a Victorian inventor builds an anti-seasickness ship with one small design flaw, a snowball fight breaks out at a public execution, and the British army hires a dead tramp to defeat the Germans in WW2.

8am (repeat)

The Goon Show

Episode 4.24, The Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System: Captain Seagoon investigates a mustard-and-cress-flavoured mystery at Clapham Junction.

8:20am (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

A selection of three episodes from the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet).

8:30am (repeat)

Jim The Great

Series 1, Episode 3

Jimmy Edwards stars as a king.

9am (repeat)

The Now Show

Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present a mix of stand-up, sketches and songs in this popular topical comedy show for Radio 4.

9:05am (repeat)

Sadie J

Series 2, Episode 5 - Blackmailamundo

Ashlii tries to blackmail Sadie, but Sadie has the last laugh when a certain boyband comes to call! Meanwhile, Keith kidnaps a dog for a good cause and Dede tries to teach the boys all about her favourite sci-fi show.

9:10am (repeat)

Sooty

Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.

9:30am (repeat)

Will Smith's Mid-life Crisis Management

Episode 1

Comedy series in which comedian Will Smith seeks help and advice - primarily from his godfather Peter - on coping with the onset of middle age. Peter invites Tory MP George to help Will speak his mind.

10am (repeat)

George & Mildred

Series 5, Episode 7 - I Gotta Horse

Mildred's sister Ethel makes rare contact, enquiring about an old model of their father's. Mildred doesn't think anything of it, until a rather enlightening chat with Ann...

10am (repeat)

Mr. Bean

Episode 2 - The Return Of Mr. Bean

Rowan Atkinson stars as the inimitable individual who turns the most ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. In this edition, Mr. Bean visits a department store and gets carried away.

10:20am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 5, Episode 10 - My Heart Belongs To Daddy

When Gary's past catches up with his present, he wonders what, if anything, might lie in his and Phoebe's future.

10:30am (repeat)

Hotel Trubble

Series 1, Episode 7 - The Amazing Armando

A famous magician visits the hotel, and Lenny makes his glamorous assistant vanish.

11am (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 7, Episode 8 - Prior Engagements

Following Madamme Edith's crowning as the Spirit of Nouvion, the General decides that she should marry Captain Bertorelli in order to cement relations between the two sides. A celebration at the chateaux offers Michelle the perfect chance to release the British airmen.

11am (repeat)

Hounded

Episode 6 - The Mu Show

Dr Mu aims to win over the last free planet in the universe by gaining the love and trust of its children through a new cartoon series...

11:15am (repeat)

On Mardle Fen

Series 2, Episode 1 - Top Dog

A well-dressed stranger turns up with an unusual request. He is a rough diamond, the salt of the earth, but Jack doesn't like the look of him.

11:40am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 26, Episode 1 - The Swan Man Of Ilkley

Back for more mayhem, the boys help Lenny from the factory to sail a swan boat.

12pm (repeat)

The Goon Show

Episode 4.24, The Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System: Captain Seagoon investigates a mustard-and-cress-flavoured mystery at Clapham Junction.

12:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The Clock

Clegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.

12:30pm (repeat)

Jim The Great

Series 1, Episode 3

Jimmy Edwards stars as a king.

12:55pm (repeat)

Sadie J

Series 2, Episode 5 - Blackmailamundo

Ashlii tries to blackmail Sadie, but Sadie has the last laugh when a certain boyband comes to call! Meanwhile, Keith kidnaps a dog for a good cause and Dede tries to teach the boys all about her favourite sci-fi show.

1pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 2, Christmas Special - Diamonds Are For Heather

Del is in love again after catching the eye of Heather during a rendition of 'Old Shep' at the Nag's Head. It's not long before he wants to get engaged, as usual, but this time there is a complication... her husband.

1:40pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 3, Episode 1 - Homesick

Grandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.

1:50pm (repeat)

My Phone Genie

Episode 19 - Saving Face

When Jaz wakes up with a pixelated face, Gene takes control of getting her through the day without it being noticed.

2:15pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

2:20pm (repeat)

The Good Life

A selection of episodes from the first series of the self-sufficient sitcom.

3:15pm (repeat)

Shaun The Sheep

Series 3, Episode 2 - The Coconut

The Farmer returns from the fair triumphant after winning a coconut. He soon discovers getting into the coconut isn't as easy as it seems. Shaun and Bitzer take on the challenge and try every trick in the book, but it proves a tough nut to crack.

4:10pm (repeat)

The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin

A midlife crisis sitcom about a bored executive who fakes his own suicide and seeks to reinvent himself in a desperate search for purpose and contentment.

4:15pm (repeat)

Waiting For God

Series 4, Episode 4

Diana brings a hint of social revolution to Hyde Park whilst taking baby Diana out for a walk. She's struggling a little alone, and down in Bournemouth Tom's faring no better with Geoffrey's constant presence. But there's worse to come at a fashion show.

4:15pm (repeat)

Duty Free

Series 1, Episode 3 - Praying Mantis

David is beginning to enjoy the atmosphere of the Mediterranean, the wine, the sea and most of all - Linda!

4:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 26, Episode 1 - The Swan Man Of Ilkley

Back for more mayhem, the boys help Lenny from the factory to sail a swan boat.

4:50pm (repeat)

On The Buses

Series 7, Episode 11 - The Allowance

A new clippie arrives at the depot, but she is no ordinary woman! A committed feminist, it's not long before Jack's turned her to his advantage in the never-ending war against the Inspector, as all the clippies demand extra pay for public convenience visits on their routes.

5pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The Clock

Clegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.

5pm
30 min

Ye Olde Dragons' Den

CBBC pilot. Spoof edition of the business investing series 'packed with fascinating facts and big laughs'.

5pm (repeat)

For Better Or For Worse

Series 2, Episode 1

Will undertaker's assistant Bernard ever get fiancée Iris up the aisle?

5:15pm (repeat)

Gigglebiz

CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.

5:20pm (repeat)

George & Mildred

Series 5, Christmas Special - The Twenty Six Year Itch

It's almost Christmas, and Ann's off to visit her mother with the children. Jeffrey, meanwhile, has been invited to give a speech at a formal dinner during her absence, and down at the pub, George gets chatting to a temporary barmaid...

5:30pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

5:30pm (repeat)

On Baby Street

Episode 3.6: Robert and Lillian are horrified when Geraldine promotes her book on Woman's Hour.

5:40pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 3, Episode 2 - Healthy Competition

Rodney has become disillusioned with being Del's look-out, and announces his intention to set up business with Mickey Pearce.

5:55pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

6:15pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 3, Episode 3 - Friday The 14th

Del's weekend fishing trip to Boycie's country cottage strangely coincides with a local restaurant owner's need for cheap fish. On the journey they are stopped by the police who inform them of an escaped killer who is believed to be in the vicinity. They arrive at the empty cottage with a sense of foreboding...

6:30pm (repeat)

Mr. Bean

Episode 2 - The Return Of Mr. Bean

Rowan Atkinson stars as the inimitable individual who turns the most ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. In this edition, Mr. Bean visits a department store and gets carried away.

6:30pm (repeat)

Isy Suttie's Love Letters

Series 1, Episode 4 - Bob And Marie

Isy Suttie recounts the tale of Bob and Marie, Isy's driving instructor and the mysterious girl he admires from afar, while Isy learns valuable lessons in driving, love and life.

6:55pm (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 6, Episode 1 - Mine's A Double

A stormy night in the 1940s has a striking effect on Gary's journey back to the present day, leaving him a completely different person in more ways than one. Yvonne is pleasantly surprised with the transformation, but Phoebe sees a side to Gary she was not aware of, and is not impressed.

7pm
60 min version (repeat)

Have I Got News For You

Series 41, Episode 9

Jo Brand host tonight's edition. Joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton will be Reginald D. Hunter and Joanna Scanlan.

7pm (repeat)

The Goon Show

Episode 4.24, The Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System: Captain Seagoon investigates a mustard-and-cress-flavoured mystery at Clapham Junction.

7:30pm
90 min

Tim Vine - Punslinger Live

A TV broadcast of Tim Vine's pun-packed 2010 stand-up show recorded at the Bloomsbury Theatre.

7:30pm (repeat)

Jim The Great

Series 1, Episode 3

Jimmy Edwards stars as a king.

7:35pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 7, Episode 8 - Prior Engagements

Following Madamme Edith's crowning as the Spirit of Nouvion, the General decides that she should marry Captain Bertorelli in order to cement relations between the two sides. A celebration at the chateaux offers Michelle the perfect chance to release the British airmen.

7:40pm (repeat)

The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin

A midlife crisis sitcom about a bored executive who fakes his own suicide and seeks to reinvent himself in a desperate search for purpose and contentment.

7:40pm (repeat)

Waiting For God

Series 4, Episode 4

Diana brings a hint of social revolution to Hyde Park whilst taking baby Diana out for a walk. She's struggling a little alone, and down in Bournemouth Tom's faring no better with Geoffrey's constant presence. But there's worse to come at a fashion show.

8:15pm (repeat)

Fawlty Towers

Series 2, Episode 6 - Basil The Rat

A public health inspector's visit leaves Basil with a long list of improvements to make to the hotel, but when he discovers that Manuel has been keeping a pet rat for the past year, things go from bad to worse!

8:20pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

9pm (repeat)

The Bleak Old Shop Of Stuff

Christmas Special

Jedrington's family is incarcerated by evil lawyer Skulkingworm in London's infamous prison The Skint, until they can repay a mysterious and vast debt. Will Jedrington rescue his family in time for Christmas or lose them forever? And is there more to the name Secret-Past than meets the eye?

9pm (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 5, Episode 4 - Rhod Gilbert and John Bishop

Welsh funnyman Rhod Gilbert hosts, with a rapturous guest appearance from Liverpudlian John Bishop.

9pm
60 min version (repeat)

QI. Image shows from L to R: Alan Davies, Stephen Fry. Copyright: TalkbackThames

QI

Series I, Episode 8 - Inequality

With Clive Anderson, Sandi Toksvig and Henning Wehn.

9:15pm (repeat)

On Mardle Fen

Series 2, Episode 1 - Top Dog

A well-dressed stranger turns up with an unusual request. He is a rough diamond, the salt of the earth, but Jack doesn't like the look of him.

10pm (repeat)

Mock The Week

Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.

10pm
30 min

Sweat The Small Stuff

Series 1, Episode 4

With guests Aston Merrygold from JLS, former Girls Aloud member Kimberley Walsh and comedian Russell Kane.

10pm (repeat)

Kerry's List

Series 1, Episode 3

In this third episode, Kerry's List involves bleaching mugs, napping, sorting out cobwebs, distressing a chest of drawers, organizing CDs, keeping my friend's secret, growing vegetables and buying Puy Lentils.

10pm
60 min

Shameless

Series 11, Episode 13

There is a gunman on the loose and his target is Frank! It turns out Frank's frolicking with the Gastric Bandits has landed him in deep trouble with Derilee's vengeful husband, Biddy.

10:20pm (repeat)

Men Behaving Badly

Series 5, Episode 7 - Home-Made Sauna

Deborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.

10:30pm (repeat)

The Museum Of Everything

Episode 2.3, The Thing: Learn about medieval cooking, and view the most precious exhibit.

10:30pm (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Series 14, Episode 5

This week, Jon Richardson is joined by Holly Walsh and rapper Example, whilst Sean Lock has actor John Hannah and Canadian comic Bobby Mair on his team.

10:35pm
30 min

The Wright Way

Episode 5 - Curbing The Kerb

Gerald and his team decide that kerbs are dangerous trip hazards, while Sue sees another side of her mum's new boyfriend.

10:40pm (repeat)

QI

Series D, Episode 3 - Dogs

With Liza Tarbuck, Jeremy Clarkson and Neil Mullarkey.

11pm (repeat)

Early Doors

Series 1, Episode 6

It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!

11pm
30 min

Absolutely Delish

Episode 4 - Grazing

Both Rod (who's jobless) and Nadia (who's in love-limbo) need to revolutionise their lives. Health guru Leone promises to transform them from the inside out with a drastic diet. Written by Sophie Woolley.

11pm (repeat)

I Think I've Got A Problem

Series 2, Episode 4

After falling over and knocking himself out, Tom - and the band in his head - awakes to find himself in a strange world where castrati singers are all the rage.

11:05pm (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 5, Episode 2 - Rob Brydon, Sarah Millican and Jason Byrne

BAFTA-nominated actor and comedian Rob Brydon hosts. The special guests are funny lady Sarah Millican and Ireland's very own Jason Byrne.

11:15pm (repeat)

The Wright Way

Episode 5 - Curbing The Kerb

Gerald and his team decide that kerbs are dangerous trip hazards, while Sue sees another side of her mum's new boyfriend.

11:20pm (repeat)

QI

Series D, Episode 4 - Dictionaries

With Phill Jupitus, Ronni Ancona and Rory Bremner.

11:30pm (repeat)

Pleased To Meet You

Episode 2: Ninety-something good-time girl Dora Dale dishes the dirt on her celeb chums to Martin Kelner.

11:35pm (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 5, Episode 2 - Rob Brydon, Sarah Millican and Jason Byrne

BAFTA-nominated actor and comedian Rob Brydon hosts. The special guests are funny lady Sarah Millican and Ireland's very own Jason Byrne.

11:40pm (repeat)

Gavin & Stacey

Series 3, Episode 4

Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life. Meanwhile, Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion.

Midnight
60 min version (repeat)

QI

Series I, Episode 8 - Inequality

With Clive Anderson, Sandi Toksvig and Henning Wehn.

12:15am (repeat)

Celebrity Juice

Series 9, Episode 12

TV presenters Richard Madeley and Dermot O'Leary, teen pop sensation Conor Maynard and comedian Johnny Vegas are the guests preparing to be ribbed mercilessly at the hands of the West Yorkshire wild man this time around.

12:20am (repeat)

Rev.. Image shows from L to R: Archdeacon Robert (Simon McBurney), Nigel McCall (Miles Jupp), Rev Adam Smallbone (Tom Hollander), Alex Smallbone (Olivia Colman), Adoha Onyeka (Ellen Thomas), Colin Lambert (Steve Evets). Copyright: Big Talk Productions

Rev.

Series 1, Episode 5

Adam makes friends with a man who's keen to get married at St Saviour's. The pair share pints in the local pub and even go jogging together... but the bromance comes to a crashing halt.

12:30am (repeat)

Sweat The Small Stuff

Series 1, Episode 4

With guests Aston Merrygold from JLS, former Girls Aloud member Kimberley Walsh and comedian Russell Kane.

1am (repeat)

The Bleak Old Shop Of Stuff

Christmas Special

Jedrington's family is incarcerated by evil lawyer Skulkingworm in London's infamous prison The Skint, until they can repay a mysterious and vast debt. Will Jedrington rescue his family in time for Christmas or lose them forever? And is there more to the name Secret-Past than meets the eye?

1am (repeat)

Mock The Week

Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.

1am (repeat)

Russell Howard's Good News

Series 8, Episode 4

Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.

1:05am (repeat)

Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club

Series 2, Episode 10

Richard Bacon invites guests including boxing legend Joe Calzaghe, comedian Russell Kane and journalist Gordon Smart to his exclusive club. Subjects up for discussion include the things that make them laugh but really shouldn't. And just who is the hardest sports star of all time?

1:40am (repeat)

QI

Series D, Episode 3 - Dogs

With Liza Tarbuck, Jeremy Clarkson and Neil Mullarkey.

1:45am (repeat)

Rufus Hound: Being Rude

TV edit of comedian Rufus Hound's first live stand-up DVD.

1:45am (repeat)

The Ricky Gervais Show

Series 2, Episode 8

Ricky reads some predictions for the future and Karl shares his theories on them.

2am (repeat)

Men Behaving Badly

Series 5, Episode 7 - Home-Made Sauna

Deborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.

2am (repeat)

The Now Show

Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present a mix of stand-up, sketches and songs in this popular topical comedy show for Radio 4.

2:20am (repeat)

QI

Series D, Episode 4 - Dictionaries

With Phill Jupitus, Ronni Ancona and Rory Bremner.

2:30am (repeat)

Early Doors

Series 1, Episode 6

It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!

2:30am (repeat)

Will Smith's Mid-life Crisis Management

Episode 1

Comedy series in which comedian Will Smith seeks help and advice - primarily from his godfather Peter - on coping with the onset of middle age. Peter invites Tory MP George to help Will speak his mind.

4:15am (repeat)