Schedule Monday 6th May 2013
Bread
A selection of episodes from the third series of Carla Lane's sitcom.
Married
Series 1, Episode 3Bachelor Robin Lightfoot is feeling a little warmer towards his adopted 'wife' - but then he discovers 'his' past misdemeanours and his doppelganger's other woman turns up to rock the boat.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 11, Episode 4Joining David Mitchell are Lloyd Langford, Henning Wehn, Katherine Ryan and Graeme Garden, lying on subjects such as geese, horses, advertising and Madonna.
Round The Horne
Episode 2.5: Kenneth Horne spies a nuclear banana, and Kenneth Williams throws a tantrum over the show's script.
2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 3 - Sticky FingersJenny brings her boyfriend, Keith, home from university for the weekend. With Declan staying, an incident with a runaway piano, and Bill and Rona's kitchen needing reflooring, what could possibly go wrong?
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 5 - Dexter's DadBell has organised a tour of the school by visiting headteachers, including Dexter's dad. But Dexter has exaggerated his role at the school and has to get Josh's help to maintain his lie.
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 2, Episode 5The comedy duo get up to monkey tricks in Ernie's play The Mighty Kong. With guest star Nicola Pagett and special singing guest Elaine Delmar.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of Christmas specials and episodes from the sixth series from Britain's most popular sitcom. Repeated again as of 16.00.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Sketchorama
Series 2, Episode 2Thom Tuck presents comedy from So On and So Forth, That Pair and Sheeps.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 6 - PointsBell starts a scheme where good behaviour is rewarded with points that can be converted into prizes. Josh realises that with enough points he can 'buy' his dream tablet computer. But can he behave well enough to earn the points he needs?
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Artists
Episode 1, Moor Will Mean Worse: A community of artists in Cornwall bicker over each others' work - and with each other.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 3 - You Must Have ShowersMildred takes a liking to the Fourmiles' shower, and orders that George arrange one to be fitted in their bathroom. Much against her better judgement, he gets old friend Jerry to do the work.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 7 - Valentine's DayJosh needs Dexter's help to finish off some new tracks - but doesn't want to look uncool by hanging out with a teacher. But Dexter has other ideas and plans to take this beautiful new musical partnership public.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 8 - School TripDexter takes the 4 O'Clock regulars on a half-term camping trip. But due to a mix-up they have to turn back and head home. To salvage something from the trip, Josh comes up with a bold idea for where they can camp instead.
Kerry's List
Series 1, Episode 2In this second episode, Kerry's List includes cancelling the organic food box, adopting a panda, searching through the baby's poo, being grateful, changing the water in the fish tank, learning the oboe and selling the Cath Kidston Potting Shed.
Round The Horne
Episode 2.5: Kenneth Horne spies a nuclear banana, and Kenneth Williams throws a tantrum over the show's script.
Youngers
Series 1, Episode 7 - It's All About LoveDavina's school performance is coming up but she can't get Jay out of her head. Yemi takes the plunge and asks Davina out.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 9 - SuspensionJosh is suspended for a day. Unfortunately it's on school careers day, and a record label guy Josh is keen to impress will be there. Can Josh get in to meet him without getting caught out by the teachers or his mum?
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 2, Episode 5The comedy duo get up to monkey tricks in Ernie's play The Mighty Kong. With guest star Nicola Pagett and special singing guest Elaine Delmar.
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 3Turn that frown upside down with this latest serving of stand-up. Hanging out with John Bishop this week are fellow funny people Rob Rouse, Hal Cruttenden and Tiffany Stevenson, and showbiz stalwarts Michael Ball, Bobby Davro and Mount Pleasant's Angela Griffin.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 10 - Rights And ResponsibilitiesA new code of conduct is introduced by Draper, outlining the rights and responsibilities of each pupil.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 11 - Music ThiefJosh has written his best track ever and decides he's going to sell CDs of it in school. But when he realises he's sampled a famous track without permission he has to get all the CDs back before he's caught.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 12 - LockdownWhen Dexter enforces the no-phones rule in the 4 O'Clock Club, Josh rebels and decides to test once and for all just who is in charge in detentions - the teachers or the pupils.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 1 - Bridge Of SighsA voice from the past sets Henry thinking of his lost youth - can Matthew help?
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 13 - Project ZenithDexter finds himself fronting Bell's new plan for Elmsbury - Project Zenith. But the plan has big, bad implications for the 4 O'Clock Club. Josh sets out defeat the scheme, with a little help from his friends and family.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Union TroubleBlakey's latest tactics - early closing of the canteen and sacking its staff - leads Jack to call a strike; but when management offer him a sweetener the union pulls its backing, leaving Stan to strike alone. He initially stages a bus sit-in, but is soon back at home decorating the kitchen.
My Phone Genie
Episode 16 - Unfriend MeJaz wants her teacher to be more approachable so Gene creates a new social network for her.
Flying The Flag
Episode 4, Compromising Positions: The British ambassador is suspicious over an embarrassing photo of William.
George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 3 - You Must Have ShowersMildred takes a liking to the Fourmiles' shower, and orders that George arrange one to be fitted in their bathroom. Much against her better judgement, he gets old friend Jerry to do the work.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
A Close Shave
Wallace's whirlwind romance with the proprietor of the local wool shop puts his head in a spin; but not all is well for Gromit.
Married
Series 1, Episode 3Bachelor Robin Lightfoot is feeling a little warmer towards his adopted 'wife' - but then he discovers 'his' past misdemeanours and his doppelganger's other woman turns up to rock the boat.
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 4Comedy connoisseurs like Dan Nightingale, Mick Ferry and Tom O'Connor are joined by one-time EastEnder Natalie Cassidy, former footballer Robbie Savage and boxer Ricky Hatton.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 11, Episode 5David Mitchell is joined by Rhod Gilbert, Richard Osman, Lucy Beaumont and John Finnemore as they lie on the subjects of octopuses, planes, armadillos and socks.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 4With guest host Jeremy Clarkson and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Clare Balding.
Round The Horne
Episode 2.5: Kenneth Horne spies a nuclear banana, and Kenneth Williams throws a tantrum over the show's script.
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 2, Episode 5The comedy duo get up to monkey tricks in Ernie's play The Mighty Kong. With guest star Nicola Pagett and special singing guest Elaine Delmar.
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 4On this week's show, Patrick Monahan comperes Brian Lacy and Tanyalee Davis, plus former Show Me The Funny contestants Cole Parker and Rudi Lickwood.
Vicious
Series 1, Episode 2Stuart insists on purchasing Freddie a new coat to attend a Doctor Who fan club event, but is flabbergasted by the prices. Meanwhile, Ash asks for girlfriend advice.
Marshal's Law
Episode 2 - Birthday BeatCSO Lesland Marshal gets a surprise when his twin brother Dony is released early and his party is pooped.
The Job Lot
Series 1, Episode 2In an effort to boost the job centre's figures, Trish calls in a soldier to recruit job seekers, but he generates a very different kind of interest.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 2 - Rob Brydon, Sarah Millican and Jason ByrneBAFTA-nominated actor and comedian Rob Brydon hosts. The special guests are funny lady Sarah Millican and Ireland's very own Jason Byrne.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 11, Episode 4Joining David Mitchell are Lloyd Langford, Henning Wehn, Katherine Ryan and Graeme Garden, lying on subjects such as geese, horses, advertising and Madonna.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 4, Episode 18 - Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, The Illusionists, Thom YorkeJonathan is joined by the stars of one of this year's biggest movies Star Trek Into Darkness - Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana. The Illusionists perform some incredible magic from their hit stage show, and Radiohead's Thom Yorke performs live.
Sketchorama
Series 2, Episode 2Thom Tuck presents comedy from So On and So Forth, That Pair and Sheeps.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 5Guest host Mel Giedroyc is joined by guest panellists Reverend Richard Coles and Ross Noble.
The Many Faces Of...
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Many Faces Of Michael CrawfordDocumentary profiling the life and career of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em and Phantom of the Opera star, Michael Crawford.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 9 - Bruce Forsyth, Steve Coogan, Seann Walsh, Jo Brand, Little MixAlan Carr is joined by Bruce Forsyth, Steve Coogan, Jo Brand, Seann Walsh, and girl group Little Mix, who sing their new single How Ya Doin'? live in the studio.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 5 - Will Is Home AloneWill's mum is away for a weekend with old schoolfriend Fergus. Will is left home alone and the other boys take full advantage of the situation.
The Office
Series 2, Episode 3It's Trudy's birthday and in traditional highbrow office style she receives some sex toys, meanwhile David's radical new made-up business strategy of "team individuality" fails to impress Neil.
The Machynlleth Comedy Festival
2013, Episode 2 - Machynlleth Stand-Up Show 2013Highlights of 2013's Machynlleth Comedy Festival in Wales.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 5 - Rice PuddingCharged comedy from Phil Nichol contrasted by the gentle David Kay, political satirist Andy Zaltzman, and funnyman Alun Cochrane. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 7Guest presenter Tim Westwood is joined by panellists JLS, Holly Walsh, Russell Watson and Wiley.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 3More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 13, Episode 5 - Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Pine, Kim Cattrall, Bonnie TylerChris Pine meets some Pine-Nuts up close and personal, Benedict Cumberbatch can't say much about either Star Trek or Sherlock and Kim Cattrall talks about her pointy ears, while Bonnie Tyler is hopeful for Eurovision.
Poets' Tree
Episode 4Paul Hamilton, the Islington poet, discusses the poetic merits of pop music anc presents a tribute to the talents of unheralded genius Justin Wiverly.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
The Catherine Tate Show
Popular sketch show starring Catherine Tate as a range of characters, including a rude nan and a talkative teenager.
Shameless
Series 11, Episode 10Billy is fed up with being the village idiot and decides it's time to earn the respect of Mimi and his peers by applying for a security salesman job.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 4With guest host Jeremy Clarkson and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Clare Balding.
Hattie
Ruth Jones takes on the role of larger-than-life Carry On actress Hattie Jacques in this BBC Four biopic.
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 5Guest host Mel Giedroyc is joined by guest panellists Reverend Richard Coles and Ross Noble.
Some Girls
Series 1, Episode 3Viva invites her friends to help babysit, but then struggles to keep control of the situation. Saz is very upset about some bitchy girls, Amber is very jealous of her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend and Holli is just worried there won't be enough to drink.
The Catherine Tate Show
Popular sketch show starring Catherine Tate as a range of characters, including a rude nan and a talkative teenager.
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 4On this week's show, Patrick Monahan comperes Brian Lacy and Tanyalee Davis, plus former Show Me The Funny contestants Cole Parker and Rudi Lickwood.
Some Girls
Series 1, Episode 4Holli throws down a rash challenge to the boys' football team, whilst Viva feels torn over her feelings for bad boy Rocky. Amber has found a lunchtime pizza club - with a twist. Saz boasts about a new boyfriend, who may or may not actually exist.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 13, Episode 5 - Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Pine, Kim Cattrall, Bonnie TylerChris Pine meets some Pine-Nuts up close and personal, Benedict Cumberbatch can't say much about either Star Trek or Sherlock and Kim Cattrall talks about her pointy ears, while Bonnie Tyler is hopeful for Eurovision.
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 1The fast-talking comedy panel game returns with Sean Lock in the chair and new team captains Robert Webb and Seann Walsh. Seann's joined by Russell Kane and Robert by Jimmy Carr.
Marshal's Law
Episode 2 - Birthday BeatCSO Lesland Marshal gets a surprise when his twin brother Dony is released early and his party is pooped.
Al Murray's Compete For The Meat
Episode 3The Pub Landlord is joined in the studio by athlete Kriss Akabusi, Red Dwarf actors Danny John-Jules and Robert Llewellyn - and John Virgo drops in to set the contestants a challenge.
The Office
Series 2, Episode 3It's Trudy's birthday and in traditional highbrow office style she receives some sex toys, meanwhile David's radical new made-up business strategy of "team individuality" fails to impress Neil.
Sketchorama
Series 2, Episode 2Thom Tuck presents comedy from So On and So Forth, That Pair and Sheeps.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 9 - Bruce Forsyth, Steve Coogan, Seann Walsh, Jo Brand, Little MixAlan Carr is joined by Bruce Forsyth, Steve Coogan, Jo Brand, Seann Walsh, and girl group Little Mix, who sing their new single How Ya Doin'? live in the studio.
The Catherine Tate Show
Popular sketch show starring Catherine Tate as a range of characters, including a rude nan and a talkative teenager.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
Artists
Episode 1, Moor Will Mean Worse: A community of artists in Cornwall bicker over each others' work - and with each other.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 3More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 5 - Rice PuddingCharged comedy from Phil Nichol contrasted by the gentle David Kay, political satirist Andy Zaltzman, and funnyman Alun Cochrane. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 11Storylines from this episode include: Valentine's Day; Karl's pulling techniques; fish vs. humans; and the final Monkey News.
Flying The Flag
Episode 4, Compromising Positions: The British ambassador is suspicious over an embarrassing photo of William.
Married
Series 1, Episode 3Bachelor Robin Lightfoot is feeling a little warmer towards his adopted 'wife' - but then he discovers 'his' past misdemeanours and his doppelganger's other woman turns up to rock the boat.