Schedule Wednesday 1st May 2013

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary's world is changing fast. Yvonne is changing careers as Phoebe plans the wedding. And Reg's domestic problems threaten his job.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary and Phoebe's wedding is drawing near. Can Gary cope with two stag nights, 54 years apart?

Two Doors Down

Episode 3.3, All You Need Is Love: Saffron is worried because Trevor is staying out after work more frequently.

Alun Cochrane's Fun House

Alun Cochrane concludes his series in the bedroom - will things get saucy this week?

The Brittas Empire

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Fit

The final episode is a Fit Review of the Season - a compilation of all the best bits from the first series, with awards for the Coach Of The Season, the Most Annoying Person, the Biggest Show Off and the Most Embarrassing Moment.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

Steptoe And Son

A selection of episodes from the seventh and eighth series of the bag-and-bone sitcom.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

A stockingless thief, and Shakespeare from Bard to Verse.

After Henry

Clare returns from Australia, but where is Julian? Sarah delves and Eleanor spins.

Sadie J

Sadie is sick to death with the low standards of hygiene in her home - and the apparent lack of interest from all the males she lives with, so she hires a housekeeper who turns out to be bananas.

Sooty

Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.

It's Your Round

Russell Kane, Josie Long, Alun Cochrane and Milton Jones battle it out to see who can beat each other at their own games.

On The Buses

Arthur's mother and younger sister Linda are visiting for Christmas, and when Jack suggests that Linda might like to attend the depot's Boxing Day Social, Arthur maintains that she's above such events...

Me & My Monsters

The monsters are fed up with the family never having time for them, so they steal all the clocks in the house. In response, Nick installs a huge and terrifying grandfather clock - from now on, the house is going to run like clockwork! There's definitely no 'time' for fun anymore.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 17.00.

Scoop

Digby and Hacker interview the owner of a shop selling highly breakable antiques.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

A stockingless thief, and Shakespeare from Bard to Verse.

Sadie J

Sadie is sick to death with the low standards of hygiene in her home - and the apparent lack of interest from all the males she lives with, so she hires a housekeeper who turns out to be bananas.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary and Phoebe's wedding is drawing near. Can Gary cope with two stag nights, 54 years apart?

'Allo 'Allo!

Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are planning to disguise themselves as British airmen in order to be 'rescued' by the resistance; when both the German Army and René discover this, it's certain that the plan won't come off...

Ladies Of Letters

Episode 6.3: Confusion and recriminations fly as Irene and Vera correspond across the miles.

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

One Foot In The Grave

A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.

Shaun The Sheep

Wet concrete prompts Shaun and pals to create their very own Walk of Fame. Can Bitzer keep the concrete clean?

The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin

A midlife crisis sitcom about a bored executive who fakes his own suicide and seeks to reinvent himself in a desperate search for purpose and contentment.

Home To Roost

Matthew goes ghost hunting - in the spare room. Henry is sceptical until Matthew takes him to an allegedly-haunted railway station.

On The Buses

Inspector Blake decides to divide and rule by promoting Jack, to the rank of Inspector. He quickly spills all of his pal's secrets...

Roy

Roy is fed up of cleaning his great aunt's house every Saturday, until he discovers that the O'Briens are to set to inherit her fortune. When his aunt unexpectedly dies, Roy feels guilty about being greedy, but perhaps he is worrying unnecessarily.

Gigglebiz

CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.

George & Mildred

George, finally, gets a job. Mildred is so shocked and delighted by the news that she requires a stiff drink - but it's not long before she'll be downing glasses for a different reason...

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Two Doors Down

Episode 3.3, All You Need Is Love: Saffron is worried because Trevor is staying out after work more frequently.

Waiting For God

After a rather unique funeral service, Bayview welcomes a somewhat younger resident than is usual for a bit of R-n-R: overworked local vicar Dennis. Tom has a grand plan to have him counsel Marion.

Goodnight Sweetheart

It is Gary and Phoebe's wedding day. Will Gary make it on time? Will he be there at all?

QI

With Jeremy Clarkson, Ross Noble and Dara O'Briain.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

A stockingless thief, and Shakespeare from Bard to Verse.

'Allo 'Allo!

Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are planning to disguise themselves as British airmen in order to be 'rescued' by the resistance; when both the German Army and René discover this, it's certain that the plan won't come off...

The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin

A midlife crisis sitcom about a bored executive who fakes his own suicide and seeks to reinvent himself in a desperate search for purpose and contentment.

Gavin & Stacey

The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.

Waiting For God

After a rather unique funeral service, Bayview welcomes a somewhat younger resident than is usual for a bit of R-n-R: overworked local vicar Dennis. Tom has a grand plan to have him counsel Marion.

Have I Got News For You

Miranda Hart hosts the topical panel quiz for a third time, with guest panellists Reginald D Hunter and Labour's Tom Watson MP.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

Agnes Brown has family troubles to contend with: her son Dermot has fallen out with Maria Nicholson, his long-term girlfriend, and Grandad is feeling poorly.

Sensitive Skin

Joanna Lumley and Denis Lawson star as an affluent couple who live in metropolitan London.

Benidorm

Madge is preparing for her wedding to Mohammed, the wealthy son of Mel's old business partner.

Little Britain

Emily and Florence play tennis, while Kenny Craig has a girlfriend.

The Rob Brydon Show

A compilation show set in the future. Rob looks back at some never before seen footage from across the series.

Live At The Apollo

Joining Jack Dee on stage is Julian Clary, who whips the audience into a frenzy with a set where no one is safe from his wit. Jack delivers a set lambasting cold calling for gas, phone and electricity, and he also lays into chemists, mobile phones and even vacuum cleaners.

Alun Cochrane's Fun House

Alun Cochrane concludes his series in the bedroom - will things get saucy this week?

Little Britain

Lou and Andy go to the seaside, while Dafydd has been to a rugby match.

QI

With Jeremy Clarkson, Ross Noble and Dara O'Briain.

Sweat The Small Stuff

Grimmy, Rickie, Melvin and Rochelle are all sweating the small stuff with special guests Joe Lycett, Holly Willoughby and EastEnders actor Ricky Norwood.

The Mark Steel Solution

Radical proposals to improve our lives, with the comedian's athletic revolution.

The Wright Way

Gerald and the Health and Safety team are under pressure from the Mayor of Baselricky to prove that playing conkers is dangerous enough to warrant safety measures. Meanwhile, Susan pushes Gerald to invite his ex-wife Valerie over to start repairing the family rift.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry's homecoming is greeted with a certain lack of enthusiasm and it's down to Bob to provide him with a bed. Thelma is suffering from shock and Bob attempts to ease her fears but letting your new home be used as temporary accommodation by your best mate is not going to help - if she finds out!

I'm Alan Partridge

Alan befriends Dan Moody, owner of a successful local kitchen business, and hopes to get a great deal for fitting out his refurbished home. Dan also helps him get into the Norfolk Bravery Awards and a chance to meet Karen Colman, of the mustard dynasty...

Buy Me Up TV

Owned by a vast American cable network, Buy Me Up TV is a 24-hour live broadcast channel selling rubbish to the nation.

In the back rooms and offices of the channel, the high pressure of live broadcast meets the high pressure of sales. Amongst the egos, tantrums, disasters and jealousies, the characters are swimming for their lives in a sales-driven pressure cooker. Then, suddenly, it's Lights, Camera, Action!

One

Radio sketch show created by David Quantick, in which no sketch features more than one voice.

The Alternative Comedy Experience

Comedy legends Simon Munnery and Boothby Graffoe join tonight's bill filmed in a proper live comedy club. Stewart Lee talks to the acts backstage.

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

Knocker

Ian attempts to ask children about their views on yogurt, on a rough council estate in the middle of Halloween. He only manages to ask an old woman, who thinks he his Death.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

Agnes Brown has family troubles to contend with: her son Dermot has fallen out with Maria Nicholson, his long-term girlfriend, and Grandad is feeling poorly.

For One Horrible Moment

A rendezvous with a girl bearing an uncanny likeness to himself leaves our hero delirious.

Live At The Apollo

Joining Jack Dee on stage is Julian Clary, who whips the audience into a frenzy with a set where no one is safe from his wit. Jack delivers a set lambasting cold calling for gas, phone and electricity, and he also lays into chemists, mobile phones and even vacuum cleaners.

Sexxx

Sitcom set in a Soho sex shop run by former porn star Ben Dover and his best friend Pauly.

Have I Got News For You

Miranda Hart hosts the topical panel quiz for a third time, with guest panellists Reginald D Hunter and Labour's Tom Watson MP.

Gavin & Stacey

The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.

Little Britain

Emily and Florence play tennis, while Kenny Craig has a girlfriend.

10 O'Clock Live

This week, the 10 O'Clock Live team look ahead to Thursday's local elections; discuss pensioners' benefits; and a handsome Arab.

The Rob Brydon Show

A compilation show set in the future. Rob looks back at some never before seen footage from across the series.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry's homecoming is greeted with a certain lack of enthusiasm and it's down to Bob to provide him with a bed. Thelma is suffering from shock and Bob attempts to ease her fears but letting your new home be used as temporary accommodation by your best mate is not going to help - if she finds out!

Little Britain

Lou and Andy go to the seaside, while Dafydd has been to a rugby match.

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.

Him & Her

Steve and Becky are doing their usual thing - staying in bed and just about to have sex.

I'm Alan Partridge

Alan befriends Dan Moody, owner of a successful local kitchen business, and hopes to get a great deal for fitting out his refurbished home. Dan also helps him get into the Norfolk Bravery Awards and a chance to meet Karen Colman, of the mustard dynasty...

Sweat The Small Stuff

Grimmy, Rickie, Melvin and Rochelle are all sweating the small stuff with special guests Joe Lycett, Holly Willoughby and EastEnders actor Ricky Norwood.

After Henry

Clare returns from Australia, but where is Julian? Sarah delves and Eleanor spins.

Sensitive Skin

Joanna Lumley and Denis Lawson star as an affluent couple who live in metropolitan London.

Argumental

Chris Ramsey and Jack Whitehall join Robert Webb, Seann Walsh and Sean Lock. Play along online via the Dave website.

The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.

It's Your Round

Russell Kane, Josie Long, Alun Cochrane and Milton Jones battle it out to see who can beat each other at their own games.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Storylines from this episode include: talking to animals; Chinese inventions; Karl's dancing classes; and the weekly Monkey News.

Sexxx

Sitcom set in a Soho sex shop run by former porn star Ben Dover and his best friend Pauly.

Two Doors Down

Episode 3.3, All You Need Is Love: Saffron is worried because Trevor is staying out after work more frequently.