Schedule Wednesday 17th April 2013
6am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 11After learning from the doctor that he doesn't have kidney trouble, Jack accidentally parks his van in the river! Nellie gives Freddie his marching orders after being unimpressed with his new job as a hot dog vendor!
6:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 8 - There's Something About A SoldierYvonne wants Gary to get a 'sensible' job with her new company, while his life in the 1940s seems threatened by a returning hero. Is this the time to make a clean break with the past?
7am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 9 - Someone To Watch Over MeHaving missed the interview which Yvonne set up for him, Gary has to pretend to be ill. Back in 1942, Phoebe really is ill but will 1990s medicine work in the past?
7am
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Carpool
Episode 2 - Chris Addison & Arthur SmithRobert drives Chris Addison from his home to the BBC and picks up Arthur Smith after a day's rambling.
7am
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Two Doors Down
Episode 3.1, Tuned to Moan FM: 4 Extra Debut. Marlborough Road resident Clare needs a babysitter while she lectures in Sligo.
7:30am
(repeat)
Alun Cochrane's Fun House
Episode 2 - The Living RoomThe second date of Alun's house-wide tour takes place in the living room.
7:40am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 12Nellie, Aveline, Adrian and Jack have all started work on the same day. They all return home with a disastrous tale to tell. Freddie is involved in an accident when a lorry runs into the hut he is sharing with Lilo Lill. Joey has a confrontation with Roxy's husband ...
7:45am
(repeat)
Fit
Episode 3Discover the new sport of 'Three Man Boxing' and find out how a typo creates the new sport of Waiter Polo.
8am
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 16 - The End Of The SeriesAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:20am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 6Ann receives her latest Open University examination grades, and they're not good. When Hilda sees Ann climbing the fence into Paul's back-garden, she believes them to be having an affair. Martin has to be told.
8:30am
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 5, Episode 9A cricket lament, and Wild West drama The Lone Stranger.
9am
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 7After being pushed around at work, Martin finds he has to stand up for himself at last. What will the repercussions be if even in his dreams he comes off second best?
9am
(repeat)
After Henry
Series 4, Episode 1 - Dependent RelativesSarah is missing daughter Clare, and her mother Eleanor is still very irritating.
9:05am
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Dani's House
Series 4, Highlights Special - Sayonara SamWhen Sam has cold feet about leaving her friends to join the NASA training programme, Dani and Jack must show her that she would be crazy not to follow her dream. Besides, however far away Sam is, they will always be her mates.
9:10am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:30am
(repeat)
It's Your Round
Series 1, Episode 2Andy Parsons, Rebecca Front, Miles Jupp and prog-rock legend Rick Wakeman battle it out to see who can beat each other at their own games.
9:40am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 1 - Men Of LettersAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
10am
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Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 1 - ProtestMatthew becomes a vegetarian, but what is in the cardboard box, and why is Henry brandishing a poker?
10:20am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Star Is BornAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
10:30am
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Travelling ManWhen George advertises for a lodger to take their spare room, Mildred is not impresse - until, that is, she sees the male applicant!
10:35am
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 10 - Dust Bag LoveWhen the monsters scare off a cleaner, Kate reaches breaking point; either they clean up their own mess or get out. Eddie is desperate to tidy the house before she gets back but the monsters have other ideas.
11am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 17.00.
11am
(repeat)
Scoop
Series 2, Episode 9 - Fangs For The MemoryDigby and Selina go head-to-head in a retirement home to interview Britain's oldest man.
12pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 16 - The End Of The SeriesAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:30pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 5, Episode 9A cricket lament, and Wild West drama The Lone Stranger.
12:50pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 4, Highlights Special - Sayonara SamWhen Sam has cold feet about leaving her friends to join the NASA training programme, Dani and Jack must show her that she would be crazy not to follow her dream. Besides, however far away Sam is, they will always be her mates.
1pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 9 - Someone To Watch Over MeHaving missed the interview which Yvonne set up for him, Gary has to pretend to be ill. Back in 1942, Phoebe really is ill but will 1990s medicine work in the past?
1:30pm30 min
Zombie Rule Number 9
Dark comedy drama from BBC Radio Scotland set during a Zombie invasion.
1:40pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 18 - Money To BurnTime is running out for Monsieur LeClerc; if he does not reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Flick will have him shot. If he DOES reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Michelle will have him shot: will the RAF arrive in time?
2pm
(repeat)
Anita And Me
Episode 3: Twelve-year-old Meena faces racial abuse and is shocked to learn a piece of major family news.
2:15pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:20pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
3:15pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
4:10pm
(repeat)
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
4:15pm
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Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 2 - Open HouseHenry doesn't allow Matthew to hold parties, but Henry is going away, and anyway what is the ball of string for, and who is hiding in the cupboard?
4:50pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Canteen GirlBlakey's plan to marry one of the girls from the canteen and raise chickens in the country pleases Jack and Stan until they meet the new Inspector. They resolve to tell - or show - Blake the truth about his intended!
5pm
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Roy
Series 2, Episode 3 - Big HeadAn act of kindness is exaggerated to heroic status and Roy's head gets bigger as he starts to believe the hype. As team captain, does he win the quiz and take the glory, even if it means alienating his friends?
5:20pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Unkindest Cut Of AllMildred's even snobbier sister, Ethel, and her husband visit the Ropers for dinner. Unfortunately, George has forgotten to pay the electricity bill...
5:30pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Two Doors Down
Episode 3.1, Tuned to Moan FM: 4 Extra Debut. Marlborough Road resident Clare needs a babysitter while she lectures in Sligo.
5:50pm
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 1After a spate of deaths and health scares at the home, Tom decides to take up counselling to help those around him. At the same time, he takes the opportunity to conduct a survey to predict who'll die first!
6pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 9It's the penultimate fix and there's still everything to play for. Gabby Logan joins Redknapp's Reds, while Father Ted's Ardal O'Hanlon is picked for Flintoff's Blues.
6:15pm
(repeat)
And Another Thing...
Episode 3Part three of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which a deal is struck and there is some bad Vogon poetry.
6:30pm30 min
Alun Cochrane's Fun House
Episode 3 - The BathroomComedian Alun Cochrane has a 25-year mortgage, which he can only pay off by being funny. This week, the third date of his house-wide tour, things take place in the bathroom.
7pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 10 - The Yanks Are ComingGary manages to overcome his jealousy enough to get Jeep parts for Ron, but his shopping trip is interrupted by an outbreak of racial tension.
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 16 - The End Of The SeriesAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:30pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 5, Episode 9A cricket lament, and Wild West drama The Lone Stranger.
7:30pm30 min
Youngers
Series 1, Episode 5 - A To B And The ApologyJay takes it upon himself to make a music video (with the help of Davina) to make amends for Enigma. However without Yemi he makes a mess of things.
7:40pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 18 - Money To BurnTime is running out for Monsieur LeClerc; if he does not reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Flick will have him shot. If he DOES reveal the whereabouts of the missing money, Michelle will have him shot: will the RAF arrive in time?
7:40pm
(repeat)
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
8:20pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dibley LiveTo celebrate the 650th year since Dibley's founding, Geraldine arranges a special licence to run their own local radio station. All of the villagers lend a hand in the week-long event, and Frank has a particular secret to impart. Meanwhile, the Vicar finds the perfect opportunity to bring David down a peg or two.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 1After a spate of deaths and health scares at the home, Tom decides to take up counselling to help those around him. At the same time, he takes the opportunity to conduct a survey to predict who'll die first!
9pm
(repeat)
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.
9pm
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Sensitive Skin
Joanna Lumley and Denis Lawson star as an affluent couple who live in metropolitan London.
9pm
(repeat)
East Is East
Comedy drama about a Pakistani immigrant who, along with his wife, is trying to run a fish-and-chip shop while coping with their 7 children.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 1Lee Mack hosts. The guest panellists are Kevin Bridges and Nigel Farage.
9pm
(repeat)
Benidorm
Series 5, Episode 4The Garveys are alarmed by rumours of a gang kidnapping the unwary and stealing their organs, so when Michael sees a tall dark stranger bundling Madge into a car, they are convinced she is a victim.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.
10pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 4 - Keith BarretJack Dee invites Rob Brydon's alter ego Keith Barret on to the stage.
10pm
(repeat)
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 1, Episode 4Tonight, Rob Brydon discusses retirement, Eurovision and the infamous trouser incident with broadcasting legend Sir Terry Wogan. There's also a touching duet with Sharleen Spiteri, and stand-up comedy from Hal Cruttenden.
10pm
(repeat)
Alun Cochrane's Fun House
Episode 2 - The Living RoomThe second date of Alun's house-wide tour takes place in the living room.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 2Lou and Andy are in the countryside, and Judy of the Women's Institute projectile vomits over a visiting MP when she discovers the vol-au-vents were made to a recipe by Ainsley Harriott.
10:30pm
(repeat)
The Mark Steel Solution
Series 1, Episode 4 - Start School At 35Radical proposals to improve our lives with the comedian's education shake-up.
10:40pm
(repeat)
11pm
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Talented Mr. AlanFollowing a nervous breakdown, Alan's working his way slowly back up the ladder: he's got a girlfriend, a house (under renovation), one of the most popular slots on Radio Norwich, and a book: Bouncing Back.
11pm
(repeat)
Love Matters
Episode 5 - A Nice ArrangementInter-racial romance comedy penned by Sanjeev Kohli. Siobhan quickly learns that dating a British Sikh with a fake fellow-Sikh girlfriend is nowhere near as simple as it sounds.
11pm15 min
I, Regress
Series 2, Episode 3Matt Berry plays a corrupt and bizarre hypnotherapist taking unsuspecting clients on twisted, misleading journeys through their subconscious.
11pm
(repeat)
We Are Klang
Episode 3 - ExplorerTravelling, meeting people, growing beards and dysentry - the show meets two of the UK's most celebrated explorers.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Bend It Like Beckham
The comic tale of a young Asian woman who joins the local semi-professional football team but opts not to tell her traditionalist family.
11:15pm
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Don't Start
Series 1, Episode 4 - IdeaCelery rears its ugly head again as Neil attempts his Androcles and the lion tactic.
11:20pm
(repeat)
11:30pm
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Love Matters
Episode 6 - Kitten ChicTeen romance comedy following Kitten, a 17-year old determind to snag her dream man, Jake. Unfortunately for Kitten, he's gay.
11:30pm
(repeat)
At Home With The Snails
Series 2, Episode 4Alex is now using the internet to connect with other snail lovers - but it only connects him with George and an experimental doctor. Alex's relationships with snails, his parents and his girlfriend reach a tumultuous conclusion.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Midnight
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 4 - Keith BarretJack Dee invites Rob Brydon's alter ego Keith Barret on to the stage.
12:15am
(repeat)
And Another Thing...
Episode 3Part three of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which a deal is struck and there is some bad Vogon poetry.
12:20am
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dibley LiveTo celebrate the 650th year since Dibley's founding, Geraldine arranges a special licence to run their own local radio station. All of the villagers lend a hand in the week-long event, and Frank has a particular secret to impart. Meanwhile, the Vicar finds the perfect opportunity to bring David down a peg or two.
1am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.
1am
(repeat)
1:30am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 2Lou and Andy are in the countryside, and Judy of the Women's Institute projectile vomits over a visiting MP when she discovers the vol-au-vents were made to a recipe by Ainsley Harriott.
1:40am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 13 - Gardening TimeAt his wife's suggestion, the depot manager has instigated a gardening competition amongst the staff. Blakey's been keeping his own plants around his office for a while so is quick to sign up, but the only other entrant is Jack. With a prize at stake, their rivalry soon heats up!
1:40am50 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 1Lee Mack hosts. The guest panellists are Kevin Bridges and Nigel Farage.
2am
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Talented Mr. AlanFollowing a nervous breakdown, Alan's working his way slowly back up the ladder: he's got a girlfriend, a house (under renovation), one of the most popular slots on Radio Norwich, and a book: Bouncing Back.
2am
(repeat)
After Henry
Series 4, Episode 1 - Dependent RelativesSarah is missing daughter Clare, and her mother Eleanor is still very irritating.
2:05am
(repeat)
Bluestone 42
Series 1, Episode 7A mortar attack on the patrol base sends Bluestone 42 diving for cover.
2:30am
(repeat)
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 4Amy Winehouse auditions for Doctor Who; Michael McIntyre makes his debut in Bad Jobs For Celebrities; and Tess Daly and Vernon Kay try to continue their holiday with an unwanted third party.
2:30am
(repeat)
It's Your Round
Series 1, Episode 2Andy Parsons, Rebecca Front, Miles Jupp and prog-rock legend Rick Wakeman battle it out to see who can beat each other at their own games.
2:35am
(repeat)
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 5Lee Nelson and his mate create a highly original alternative to weed that is set to make them a fortune, and it's all 'Kicking off in Kavos' with club rep Chris taking it a bit too far with the alcoholic shots.
2:45am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 2Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Cambodian midget fighters, sex, and gym locker roooms.
3:15am
(repeat)
Sensitive Skin
Joanna Lumley and Denis Lawson star as an affluent couple who live in metropolitan London.
5:30am
(repeat)
Two Doors Down
Episode 3.1, Tuned to Moan FM: 4 Extra Debut. Marlborough Road resident Clare needs a babysitter while she lectures in Sligo.