Schedule Thursday 4th April 2013
6am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 4Lilo Lill pays a visit to the Boswell home and indulges in an all out war with Nellie on the doorstep. Roxy has returned to Joey's life and Adrian buys an enormous statue.
6:10am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 2 - Stan's RoomUnable to get a moment's peace with clippie Doreen, Stan argues with his mother's rules and meddling and decides to move out. But only one room is near his price range - and Blakey is the landlord!
6:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 9 - Let Yourself GoYvonne thinks she may be pregnant. Phoebe wants Gary to go to the country with her for a couple of days to visit her orphaned cousins. An American flyer comes into the picture, and the attraction between him and Phoebe is obvious. But Gary rescues the situation with a musical rendition that literally sweeps her off her feet.
7am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 10 - Don't Fence Me InWill builders scupper Gary's double love life in the time travel sitcom? Having reconciled himself to living in two different eras with two different sweethearts, Gary finds his lifestyle threatened when builders start to demolish his only route to the past.
7am
(repeat)
Carpool
Episode 2 - Chris Addison & Arthur SmithRobert drives Chris Addison from his home to the BBC and picks up Arthur Smith after a day's rambling.
7am
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Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 4 - Ground Control To Major DerekWendy and Maureen take the weekend off while Robin and Derek receive unexpected visitors.
7:40am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 3, Episode 5Aveline is taken to hospital and the family gather to comfort her. Joey finds out that Roxy is married.
7:45am
(repeat)
Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
8am
(repeat)
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 10 - The BuilderFrank and Hodges are determined to get the pier up and running. It completely needs rebuilding. Will they manage it?
8:20am
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Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 3Penny has an uncomfortable dinner with her estranged husband, Graham, where she is told that he is citing her for adultery in the divorce - and he has the pictures to prove it. She is amazed when Vince plays the 'knight in shining armour' and rescues her!
8:30am
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Can Ron ever thank Pa Glum enough for rearing him right?
8:35am
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 4 - Baby TalkNow settled in their new home, Mildred starts thinking about children and begins investigating adoption processes. Will George put his foot in it again?
9am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 5Jane's found God, and whilst Tom's perfectly happy to join her, Diana is far from amused. Her day is about to get worse, however, as Harvey takes the opportunity to replace Jane with a stern German matron, who immediately sets about having Diana evicted!
9am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9am
(repeat)
The Newly Discovered Case Book Of Sherlock Holmes
Episode 3, The Case of the Deranged Botanist: The spoof sleuth probes a monstrous tale of cross-bred plants and humans.
9:30am
(repeat)
The 99p Challenge
Episode 5.3: Crazy panel show capers with Sue Perkins, Simon Pegg, Dan Antopolski, Peter Baynham and Armando Iannucci.
9:40am
(repeat)
My Family
Series 8, Episode 3 - Cards On The TableBen's poker school is costing him a fortune, whilst Susan's visit to the fortune teller reveals that something far more deadly is on the cards.
10am
(repeat)
Terry Pratchett's Going Postal
Episode 2The adventure continues as Moist attempts to introduce postage stamps to Ankh-Morpork, Reacher Gilt sets a banshee assassin on the unsuspecting Postmaster and Gilt finds himself face to face with the Patrician. All is not well in Ankh-Morpork.
10:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Christmas Special - Welcome To EarthCompo, Clegg and Foggy never ever thought there would be a man on the moon in their lifetime, so why should they close their eyes to other extra-terrestrial possibilities?
11am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Christmas Special - Big Day At Dream AcreOther than the fact that Nora Batty is to be the VIP waitress and that Seymour is looking after the public address system, Gary and Vi's annual garden fete is of no great interest to Compo and Clegg. That is, until they happen upon a tramp with a special interest in donkeys, and one in particular...
11:05am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Feature-length film spin-off from the popular 1970s sitcom. Stan and the rest of the lads are horrified when the company decides to hire women drivers.
11:45am
(repeat)
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 3 - At Home With Eric And ErnGOLD's five-part tribute to the comedy duo here focuses on their home-based sketches, and explains how they came to share a bed.
12pm
(repeat)
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 10 - The BuilderFrank and Hodges are determined to get the pier up and running. It completely needs rebuilding. Will they manage it?
12:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Can Ron ever thank Pa Glum enough for rearing him right?
12:50pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 10 - Don't Fence Me InWill builders scupper Gary's double love life in the time travel sitcom? Having reconciled himself to living in two different eras with two different sweethearts, Gary finds his lifestyle threatened when builders start to demolish his only route to the past.
1:20pm
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 23 - Technical HitchJaz's phone breaks and results in her being sent an older model with a much older Genie. Nobody ever reads the manual!
1:20pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 12A Victorian woman books a ticket on a very odd railway, a modern patient is (mis)treated by a Roman dentist, Alfred the Great pitches a movie about his life, and a Greek geek competes on Historical Mastermind.
1:35pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 9 - Watch The BirdieIt is, finally, time for the Generals' Conference and the planning of the invasion of England - the resistance furnish René with another suitably ridiculous photographic device to capture their plans. But it could all go awry if Mimi kills one of the attendees before the day...
2:10pm
(repeat)
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 3Penny has an uncomfortable dinner with her estranged husband, Graham, where she is told that he is citing her for adultery in the divorce - and he has the pictures to prove it. She is amazed when Vince plays the 'knight in shining armour' and rescues her!
2:50pm
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 5Jane's found God, and whilst Tom's perfectly happy to join her, Diana is far from amused. Her day is about to get worse, however, as Harvey takes the opportunity to replace Jane with a stern German matron, who immediately sets about having Diana evicted!
3:05pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
3:30pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 8, Episode 3 - Cards On The TableBen's poker school is costing him a fortune, whilst Susan's visit to the fortune teller reveals that something far more deadly is on the cards.
4:10pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Christmas Special - Welcome To EarthCompo, Clegg and Foggy never ever thought there would be a man on the moon in their lifetime, so why should they close their eyes to other extra-terrestrial possibilities?
4:10pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Christmas Special - Big Day At Dream AcreOther than the fact that Nora Batty is to be the VIP waitress and that Seymour is looking after the public address system, Gary and Vi's annual garden fete is of no great interest to Compo and Clegg. That is, until they happen upon a tramp with a special interest in donkeys, and one in particular...
4:10pm
(repeat)
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
4:15pm
(repeat)
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 7 - The ReunionFiggis, Glover and Norman are discharged from hospital at last, much to the medical staff's relief.
4:50pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 8 - Radio ControlBlakey installs a two-way radio in Stan and Jack's cab, but should he believe all he hears?
5:15pm30 min
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 11 - Communication ProblemsKaitlin protests at yet another harebrained Jimmy scheme, which involves a massive satellite dish, phone signals and crossed wires. Can things return to near normal before Dani returns from an audition?
5:20pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 5 - Your Money Or Your LifeThe death of George's uncle gets him thinking about his own mortality - and how much he may be worth for insurance....
5:25pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 3 - At Home With Eric And ErnGOLD's five-part tribute to the comedy duo here focuses on their home-based sketches, and explains how they came to share a bed.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 4 - Ground Control To Major DerekWendy and Maureen take the weekend off while Robin and Derek receive unexpected visitors.
5:55pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 5 - That's Not Captain ZeroFoggy helps when a van breaks down.
6pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 3It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's fiance Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Special - Between The Devil And The Deep Blue SeaThe route that Gary uses to get back to 1941 has become a row of shops.
6:30pm30 min
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 5, Episode 1Comedian and activist Mark Thomas creates a People's Manifesto using policies suggested by his studio audience.
6:35pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 4 - The Godiva AffairJones is worried that Mrs. Fox is falling in love with the town clerk, Mr. Gordon, so he asks Captain Mainwaring if he can help. Meanwhile, Hodges and Gordon are casting for the role of Lady Godiva in the town parade.
7pm
(repeat)
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 10 - The BuilderFrank and Hodges are determined to get the pier up and running. It completely needs rebuilding. Will they manage it?
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Can Ron ever thank Pa Glum enough for rearing him right?
7:40pm
(repeat)
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
7:45pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 9 - Watch The BirdieIt is, finally, time for the Generals' Conference and the planning of the invasion of England - the resistance furnish René with another suitably ridiculous photographic device to capture their plans. But it could all go awry if Mimi kills one of the attendees before the day...
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:20pm
(repeat)
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 3 - JobMiranda heads to the gym and, after a fuchsia-face-inducing workout, decides it's perhaps not quite for her. She must therefore find a way of getting out of her water-tight contract with the gym.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 5 - That's Not Captain ZeroFoggy helps when a van breaks down.
9pm30 min
Love Matters
Episode 3 - Miss WrightIsy Suttie stars in this musical comedy as train station café worker Bella Wright, infatuated with a railway employee she's never actually spoken to. Until now.
9pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
9pm
(repeat)
Nellie And Melba
A 51-year-old and his mum try to fulfil their showbiz dreams at a talent show. Stars Paul O'Grady and Sheila Hancock.
9pm
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 7Russell once again gives his upbeat and entertaining take on some of the key news stories of the week.
9:30pm30 min
Love Matters
Episode 4 - Aphrodite FryAphrodite Fry, extrovert and artist, finds herself confused and outraged but feeling strangely empowered after an all-too-brief sexual encounter. How will she respond?
9:30pm
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 6While it is impossible to know what news will feature in this totally topical show, smart money must be on the forthcoming royal wedding joining the many other major stories going under the Good News spotlight this week.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
10pm
(repeat)
How TV Ruined Your Life
Episode 4 - LoveTV has warped our expectations of romance with a toxic combination of Blind Date and rom-coms, but do 'soulmates' even exist? Warning: this episode contains traces of Dirty Den and suggestive swimwear.
10pm55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 7Martin Clunes acts as guest host, with Grayson Perry and Jimmy Carr as guest panellists.
10pm30 min
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 4Lee Nelson goes back to school to offer some high-flying careers advice, whilst Jason Bent gets a red card for sleeping with his teammate's wife.
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 9, Episode 6Guests preparing to be ribbed mercilessly in this show include style guru Gok Wan, Radio 1 DJ and TV presenter Nick Grimshaw, Made in Chelsea star Millie Mackintosh and stand-up comedian Joe Lycett.
10:15pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 1 - The ForetellingArriving late for the Battle of Bosworth Field, Edmund Plantagenet, the Duke of Edinburgh, mistakenly beheads his uncle, King Richard III. With his father now King, the weasely Prince re-christens himself 'The Black Adder'.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Dave Podmore
Dave Podmore's Cricket Night, Episode 2Pod's attempts to find alternative employment after another poor season, lead him to Whitecoats College and the ultimate challenge of becoming a first-class umpire.
10:50pm
(repeat)
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Erotic VaseStylax buys Grumio an erotic vase for his birthday featuring a character who bears a striking resemblance to someone nearby.
10:55pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 11Dara O'Briain and the regulars relive the week's events for the last time in this run. With guests Milton Jones, Miles Jupp and Andi Osho.
11pm
(repeat)
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 5Tonight, a graduate nurse drives a wedge between Den and Kim, and Hilary's elaborate new hand-washing protocols serve only to help muddy the water. Meanwhile, Pippa suffers the indignity of reapplying for her own job, but luckily Den and Kim find a way of cheering things up.
11pm
(repeat)
Deep Trouble
Series 1, Episode 1 - Startled DeerA NATO exercise with our American friends goes horribly wrong as the crew find that torpedoes and coffee don't mix.
11:10pm
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 3After slagging him off to Vod, Oregon ends up having sex with Professor Shales.
11:20pm60 min
Altitude Comedy Festival
Andrew Maxwell presents highlights from the comedy festival that fuses the adrenaline of the Austrian ski slopes with the thrills of comedy.
11:30pm15 min
Richard Marsh: Love And Sweets
Episode 3Richard recounts his honeymoon road trip across America in a car covered with sweets.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Revolting People
Series 1, Episode 4 - Tons Of Storm CloudsRevolutionary orator Nathaniel Hopkins arrives and wins Mary's fervent support. But it is not just her support he is after.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
11:45pm
(repeat)
The Cornwell Estate
Series 1, Episode 3 - Jasper LengtheStruggling actor Jasper Lengthe unexpectedly comes into some money and decides to completely redesign his flat so he can throw a dinner party for his favourite actors in the hope of finding work.
11:45pm
(repeat)
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 4, Episode 13 - James Nesbitt, Depeche Mode...Jonathan's guests this week are The Hobbit star James Nesbitt and music legends Depeche Mode, who chat and perform live.
Midnight
(repeat)
Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Reconstituted CorpseA plastic surgeon is murdered. The police suspect Zola Zbzewski, his ex-lover who is publicising her book on how he gave her the perfect body. But then Zola is found dead in baffling circumstances...
12:20am
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
12:30am
(repeat)
Nellie And Melba
A 51-year-old and his mum try to fulfil their showbiz dreams at a talent show. Stars Paul O'Grady and Sheila Hancock.
12:30am60 min version (repeat)
12:35am
(repeat)
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 4Lee Nelson goes back to school to offer some high-flying careers advice, whilst Jason Bent gets a red card for sleeping with his teammate's wife.
1am
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
1:05am
(repeat)
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 4 - Russell Brand, Terry Mynott, Jools Holland, Tom OdellAlan is joined by Russell Brand, Terry Mynott from C4's new show The Mimic, and Jools Holland talks about his new series of Later and his new album The Golden Age of Song, while music is from Tom Odell who performs Hold Me.
1:30am
(repeat)
Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 1 - The ForetellingArriving late for the Battle of Bosworth Field, Edmund Plantagenet, the Duke of Edinburgh, mistakenly beheads his uncle, King Richard III. With his father now King, the weasely Prince re-christens himself 'The Black Adder'.
1:30am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 7Martin Clunes acts as guest host, with Grayson Perry and Jimmy Carr as guest panellists.
2am
(repeat)
The Newly Discovered Case Book Of Sherlock Holmes
Episode 3, The Case of the Deranged Botanist: The spoof sleuth probes a monstrous tale of cross-bred plants and humans.
2am
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 3After slagging him off to Vod, Oregon ends up having sex with Professor Shales.
2:05am
(repeat)
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 5Tonight, a graduate nurse drives a wedge between Den and Kim, and Hilary's elaborate new hand-washing protocols serve only to help muddy the water. Meanwhile, Pippa suffers the indignity of reapplying for her own job, but luckily Den and Kim find a way of cheering things up.
2:20am
(repeat)
Andy Parsons - Britain's Got Idiots
A TV broadcast of Andy Parsons' 2009 stand-up comedy tour.
2:30am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 11Dara O'Briain and the regulars relive the week's events for the last time in this run. With guests Milton Jones, Miles Jupp and Andi Osho.
2:30am
(repeat)
The 99p Challenge
Episode 5.3: Crazy panel show capers with Sue Perkins, Simon Pegg, Dan Antopolski, Peter Baynham and Armando Iannucci.
2:35am
(repeat)
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
2:45am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 8 - MedicineIn this edition, topics include Karl's thoughts on medical advancements, sickness, and an idea for a machine that would enable physicians to feel their patients' pain.
5:30am
(repeat)
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 4 - Ground Control To Major DerekWendy and Maureen take the weekend off while Robin and Derek receive unexpected visitors.