Schedule Saturday 30th March 2013
Bread
Series 2, Episode 4Things are looking up for Billy when he starts making money on his sandwich round. Unfortunately, his sudden realisation that money can come out of a hole in the wall is spoilt when it is stolen out of his hand. Meanwhile, Grandad gets a wheelchair. Or two.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 12 - The InjuryAttempts to redecorate the bathroom leads to a very painful set of injuries for Stan when Olive gives him a hand. Fearing he'll be unable to work for weeks, Jack concocts a plan to get the firm to pay.
Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Carpool
Episode 4 - Ross Noble & Stephen K AmosRoss Noble gets a lift to Westfield, and Robert Llewellyn drives Stephen K Amos to a house in Wimbledon.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
George And Mildred
Big-screen adaptation of the dysfunctional couple's unique life.
To The Manor Born
Christmas Special - 25th Anniversary SpecialAudrey and Richard's 25th wedding anniversary is coming up, so there is a party to plan at Grantleigh Manor. The scene is set for a great night until an extraordinary confession gets in the way.
Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
The Vicar Of Dibley
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Dawn French sitcom. Repeated again as of 15.00.
Red Dwarf
A repeat run of the entire Series I.
Are You Being Served?
The staff of Grace Bros. take a trip to Costa Plonka while the department is being remodelled.
Fighting Talk
Series 10, Episode 34With Bob Mills, Heptathlete Commonweath Games Gold medallist Louise Hazel, sports broadcaster and commentator John Rawling and horse racing correspondent Cornelius Lysaght.
Justin's House
Series 2, Highlights Special - Robert's Memory DownloadIn this special episode, Justin, Robert and Little Robot remember some of the funniest things that have happened in Justin's house.
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 2, Episode 12More horsing around from Vic Reeves and his team as they try to stop Miss Bracegirdle finishing her report for the Megaboss.
The Best Of Benny Hill
Comic highlights from the early career of multi-talented comedian Benny Hill, featuring some of his best-loved characters.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 13 - Project ZenithDexter finds himself fronting Bell's new plan for Elmsbury - Project Zenith. But the plan has big, bad implications for the 4 O'Clock Club. Josh sets out defeat the scheme, with a little help from his friends and family.
My Phone Genie
Episode 23 - Technical HitchJaz's phone breaks and results in her being sent an older model with a much older Genie. Nobody ever reads the manual!
The Kneebone Bonanza
A repeat run of the entire series. Repeated again as of 02.00.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 1, Episode 10Johnny and Inel decide to recruit some Mini Mes to preserve the Johnny and Inel legacy.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Now Show
Series 39, Episode 7Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present the week via topical stand-up and sketches.
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 1, Episode 11Johnny and Inel have a difference of opinion about the direction of the show. Johnny wants to take a more serious approach and Inel is determined to keep it as silly as possible. When Inel explains Johnny's approach is losing them fans, Johnny soon has a change of heart.
Man About The House
When their landlord has to sell-up for redevelopment, Robin and his two female flatmates organise a petition to their local MP.
What's The Story?
Series 8, Episode 7Tom Price hosts the topical comedy quiz show which takes a sideways look at the week's news.
QI
A selection of extended episodes from Series G of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game. Repeated again as of 18.00.
Sadie J
Series 3, Episode 10 - ByebyebabyliciousThere are big changes afoot for Sadie and the gang; and when it looks like she's going to lose her home and her favourite hangout, Sadie goes into protest mode; but really lies behind all the changes?
Fool Britannia
ITV hidden camera sketch show created by and starring Trigger Happy TV star Dom Joly. Pranks are carried out around the country.
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 1 - From Stage To ScreenA tribute to the much-loved double act, featuring never-before-seen clips of their early TV shows and a rare interview with Eric Morecambe's wife, Joan.
Richard Hammond's Secret Service
Episode 6Agent Bill Oddie returns to plant a rare bird's nest on someone's much-loved sports car.
The TV Lark
Episode 6, On Safari: The TV team heads to Africa for 'Up the Creek' with naturalists Maggie and Arnold Crump.
On The Buses
Feature-length film spin-off from the popular 1970s sitcom. Stan and the rest of the lads are horrified when the company decides to hire women drivers.
Mutiny On The Buses
Second spin-off from the popular sitcom. Stan wants to get married, but his family are not impressed by the idea.
Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
My Phone Genie
Episode 23 - Technical HitchJaz's phone breaks and results in her being sent an older model with a much older Genie. Nobody ever reads the manual!
Youngers
Series 1, Episode 2 - South's Finest Part 2Jay and Yemi enter the world of Boxes nightclub, determined to win Mic Star.
Butterflies
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Carla Lane sitcom.
What's So Funny?
Easter SpecialEd Byrne is joined by Lucy Porter and friends to take a look at the best of British comedy from radio, screen and stage. Guests include Greg Davies, Jason Byrne, Sue Perkins and Caitlin Moran.
Dani's House
Series 2, Episode 3 - Hit The JackpotSam and Jack's attempts to help Dani create a perfect pop promo may not have the required effect. Meanwhile, Max is in need of cash and decides he has the solution - appearing on top quiz Family Misfortunes.
Holiday On The Buses
Third film spin-off from On The Buses. There is mayhem at a holiday camp when Stan, Jack and Blakey go to work there during the summer.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break WarWhen Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.
Richard Briers: A Tribute
BBC Two presents a tribute to sitcom star Richard Briers, who died in February 2013.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 4 - Who's That Bloke With Nora Batty Then?Something's up: Nora Batty has gone out on a Wednesday dressed up and without a wrinkle in her stockings. It soon becomes apparent to Compo that he has a rival for her affections.
Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 2 - The Guest StarsThis second part looks at some of the duo's most memorable guests.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 5 - Happy Anniversary, Gough And JessieGough has been the ideal husband to Jessie for 50 years and they are still holding hands. Compo, Clegg and Seymour decide it's their duty to give Gough a break.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Jolly Boys' OutingIt's the Nags Head's annual jamboree down to Margate and the Trotters head for the seaside. But with Rodney getting arrested and the coach blowing up the trip is hardly a bundle of laughs...
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 4, Episode 13 - James Nesbitt, Depeche Mode...Jonathan's guests this week are The Hobbit star James Nesbitt and music legends Depeche Mode, who chat and perform live.
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 2, Episode 4 - In Which Todd Accidentally Learns A Secret And Brent And Doug Get Closer To Further From The TruthWondering if she had the wrong idea about him, Alice visits Todd. After Todd's father leaves the country, Todd seeks solace in a pub, but instead finds himself enmeshed in a night of unimaginable debauchery in a bachelorette party from hell.
Love Matters
Episode 1 - 30 & CountingTale of male singledom and the search for romance online by three friends, written by the creators of The 11 O'Clock Show and The Big Breakfast.
Walking The Dogs
Touching comedy drama based on the events of an intruder breaking into the Queen's bedroom. Stars Emma Thompson as the monarch.
Life's Too Short
Easter Special60 minute special to conclude the sitcom. It picks up from the end of the last series, following the ups and downs of Warwick as he continues life in showbiz.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 1 - Dara O'Briain, Nina Conti, Danny BhoyDara O'Briain hosts the first in a new series. He introduces ventriloquist Nina Conti and the irrepressible Danny Bhoy to the stage.
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 2, Episode 5Guest starring Doc Brown, who raps with the band and talks to whales.
The Small World Of Dominic Holland
Episode 5: The comedian shares his thoughts on how to cope with fear.
Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
Celebrity Juice
Series 9, Episode 5 - The Big ReunionJoining Keith, Holly and Kelly this week are some of the stars of ITV2's The Big Reunion.
Love Matters
Episode 2 - Officially SpecialWorkplace comedy starring Katherine Parkinson as Jo Pepper, the put upon head of the 'Miscellaneous' department at Brewster's World Records. With a boyfriend keen to wed, a promoted nemesis and a new colleague, Jo's at a perilous crossroads.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 2 - Rhod Gilbert, Kerry Godliman, Jon RichardsonWelsh comic Rhod Gilbert introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Kerry Godliman, and Jon Richardson at his misanthropic best.
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand 2, Episode 5This week's performers are David Kay, Terry Alderton, Keara Murphy and Graeme Thomas.
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand 2, Episode 5This week's performers are David Kay, Terry Alderton, Keara Murphy and Graeme Thomas.
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 3 - At Home With Eric And ErnGOLD's five-part tribute to the comedy duo here focuses on their home-based sketches, and explains how they came to share a bed.
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 6At Jongleurs this week, Pat Monahan hosts James Dowdeswell, Jason Patterson, Jacques Barrett, John Moloney and Christian Reilly.
Anita & Me
2002 film based on the book of the same name by Meera Syal about Meena, a 12-year-old Sikh girl living in a predominantly white mining village.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 2, Episode 5Joining Alexander Armstrong this time are comics Jack Whitehall, Andrew Maxwell and Phill Jupitus.
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 1 - The OrgyThings take an upward turn for the boys when Marcus meets some fit Britons in the courtyard and Stylax finds a flyer to an orgy. With his grocery budget now spent on orgy tickets, Grumio must scrimp and save in order to put food on the table.
The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 10 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The 80sJimmy Carr hosts a special edition of the Big Fat Quiz series, taking irreverent look back at the almost unrecognisable decade of the 1980s. With Jonathan Ross, Adam Buxton, Jason Manford, Stephen Mangan, Micky Flanagan and Carol Vorderman.
Jimmy Carr Live: Comedian
Stand-up laughs from leading comedian Jimmy Carr, released as 2007's Comedian DVD.
The Simon Day Show
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dave Angel1990s Eco-Warrior Dave Angel performs at the Mallard Theatre and a confused delivery man arrives with gifts from a star.
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 2 - The GladiatorDanny Dyer guest stars as Cynthia's new boyfriend Cassius, a friendly local gladiator who immediately proves a rival to Marcus in the quest for Cynthia's affections.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 7 - Home-Made SaunaDeborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Royle Family At ChristmasIt's Christmas Day, and Baby David's first birthday. It's also the Royles' first opportunity to meet Emma's parents, who leave Jim with a sour taste in the mouth. However, an unexpected present soon puts a smile back on his hairy face.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 4 - Jason ByrneJason Byrne performs in his hometown of Dublin. Milton Jones and Rob Rouse provide sterling support.
Bluestone 42
Series 1, Episode 4Mary reveals a secret about her past before she became a padre and Nick tries to take full advantage. Bird is offered a promotion.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 4 - Russell Brand, Terry Mynott, Jools Holland, Tom OdellAlan is joined by Russell Brand, Terry Mynott from C4's new show The Mimic, and Jools Holland talks about his new series of Later and his new album The Golden Age of Song, while music is from Tom Odell who performs Hold Me.
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 6At Jongleurs this week, Pat Monahan hosts James Dowdeswell, Jason Patterson, Jacques Barrett, John Moloney and Christian Reilly.
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 3Lee Nelson steps outside his estate and straight into the Chelsea set, Jason Bent's erratic supercar driving lands him in trouble and Dr Bob attempts to counsel a depressed patient at his GP surgery.
Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 1, Episode 10The series is rounded off with Charlie Baker, writer and broadcaster Russell Kane, and actor Joe Swash. Topics include the greatest quiz show ever, best way to spend a tenner, and what would make these boys cry.
The Ricky Gervais Show
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated podcasts.
What's So Funny?
Easter SpecialEd Byrne is joined by Lucy Porter and friends to take a look at the best of British comedy from radio, screen and stage. Guests include Greg Davies, Jason Byrne, Sue Perkins and Caitlin Moran.