Schedule Thursday 28th March 2013
Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
Bread
Series 2, Episode 2Julie goes into labour earlier than expected and, once again, Joey has to come to Billy's rescue as he heads. Meanwhile, Adrian goes to the D.H.S.S. for the first time.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 10 - Safety FirstStan and Jack's interpretation of new safety regulations for getting buses in and out of the busy depot causes more accidents than they were designed to prevent.
Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 6 - ...As You Wave Me GoodbyeGary discovers that settling down in 1941 is not quite what he imagined - not least because he's now expected to go on fire watch duty. But having committed suicide in 1994, it won't be easy to go home...
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 7 - Would You Like To Swing On A StarGary's fictitious job with Ron may cover his trips to 1941, but it doesn't pay the bills. The antique trade may provide an answer.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 3 - Baby LoveRobin is encouraged to bond with the baby and other fathers. Derek tries to tag along to every event, which leads to chaos.
Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation
Series 9, Episode 4 - How To SpeakJeremy Hardy examines when it is best and not best to speak.
Bread
Series 2, Episode 3When Jack and Adrian witness a burglary first hand, they suddenly find themselves pursued by the perpetrators. Meanwhile, Billy gets use of the Jag to take Julie for lunch.
Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 9 - The Fancy Dress NightThe fancy dress night is going well... until Mrs Pike and Miss Perkins arrive wearing the same costumes.
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 1 - Moving OnWith their home due for demolition by order of the council, George and Mildred Roper are forced to look to move home. Much against the wishes of George and the estate agent - who happens to be the next-door neighbour - Mildred settles on 46 Peacock Crescent, Hampton Wick.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 7At long last, Penny moves into the new flat with Vince. Their new life seems idyllic until she goes out one morning and forgets to lock the front door. Their happy home is burgled and the couple are back to square one...
Take It From Here
Can Eth get all she wants on her wedding present list?
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 2Facing yet another boring day at Bayview, Tom and Diana take advantage of the sports car her neice has left there whilst on holiday, and tear up the south coast from Bournemouth to Brighton.
The Newly Discovered Case Book Of Sherlock Holmes
Episode 2, The Mystery of the Obese Escapologist: The spoof sleuth probes the murky world of a Victorian music hall.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
The 99p Challenge
Episode 5.2: Crazy panel show capers with Sue Perkins, Miranda Hart, Peter Serafinowicz, Armando Iannucci and Rob Rouse.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 9 - Life Begins At FiftySusan is accused of shoplifting and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings and night sweats weren't enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben's defending her.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 9 - The Thing In Wesley's ShedWesley is nearly ready to unleash his top secret creation on an unsuspecting world.
The Kneebone Bonanza
Episode 4The bailiffs are back, and there are cracks appearing in the walls of house.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 10 - Brushes At DawnCompo is disturbed to find he has a rival for Nora's affections.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 1Sensing Ann's tension, Paul helps Martin to let go of all the minutiae in his life by giving him and Ann a spot of therapy. The new Martin starts letting his friends down!
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 9 - The Fancy Dress NightThe fancy dress night is going well... until Mrs Pike and Miss Perkins arrive wearing the same costumes.
Terry Pratchett's Going Postal
Episode 1It all takes place in Ankh-Morpork, a powerful city-state based on the historical yet modern settings of New York City and London. Moist von Lipwig is the protagonist of the story. He is a skilled con artist who was going to be hanged for his crimes, but saved at the very last moment by Patrician Havelock Vetinari.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 3 - Our Speaker TodayBarbara offers to do Margo a favour by filling in for a speaker at one of her groups. Her talk on self-sufficiency quickly comes to the attention of Lady 'George' Truskett who asks her to do the same talk at a few other locations. This absense from home causes Tom some problems and Margo is jealous of Barbara and George's relationship.
Take It From Here
Can Eth get all she wants on her wedding present list?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 7 - Would You Like To Swing On A StarGary's fictitious job with Ron may cover his trips to 1941, but it doesn't pay the bills. The antique trade may provide an answer.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 9King Edward III gets married on a building site, Julius Caesar reveals his not very secret tips on hiding baldness, we learn the tricks of the criminal trade on the Real Victorian Hustle, and we meet Renaissance Italy's most corrupt family - the Borgias.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 6 - A Marriage Of InconvenienceAs René's wedding approaches, Edith grows increasingly wistful for their past together. Unknown to René, she plots with Michelle - for the good of the Resistance, naturally - to take Denise's place at the altar.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 7At long last, Penny moves into the new flat with Vince. Their new life seems idyllic until she goes out one morning and forgets to lock the front door. Their happy home is burgled and the couple are back to square one...
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 2Facing yet another boring day at Bayview, Tom and Diana take advantage of the sports car her neice has left there whilst on holiday, and tear up the south coast from Bournemouth to Brighton.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 9 - Life Begins At FiftySusan is accused of shoplifting and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings and night sweats weren't enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben's defending her.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 9 - The Thing In Wesley's ShedWesley is nearly ready to unleash his top secret creation on an unsuspecting world.
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 4 - In Sickness And In HealthHospital patient Norman Binns and his fiancee, Deidre from the library, are discussing their wedding arrangements and honeymoon plans - or at least Deidre is. Norman is suffering doubts about what the future holds.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 5 - Busmen's PerksOlive wants to redecorate her bedroom. By far the cheapest approach is for Stan to get a couple of cans of cheap bus paint from the garage. After all, everyone's at it - even the boss.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 10 - Brushes At DawnCompo is disturbed to find he has a rival for Nora's affections.
King Street Junior
Series 8, Episode 6 - Internal EnquiriesThere are accusations of assault and a mysterious graffiti artist. Meanwhile Mrs. Patterson is 'unwell'.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 10 - Bogmoor BirthdayJimmy fakes his birthday to get out of cleaning the castle, and Kaitlin uncovers a fake when her beloved Prince William is claimed by a stranger.
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Bad PennyThe Ropers move into their new home. As ever, nothing runs smoothly, and they soon find themselves locked out and imposing on the Fourmiles and an important dinner guest.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 3 - Baby LoveRobin is encouraged to bond with the baby and other fathers. Derek tries to tag along to every event, which leads to chaos.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 1Sensing Ann's tension, Paul helps Martin to let go of all the minutiae in his life by giving him and Ann a spot of therapy. The new Martin starts letting his friends down!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 1 - Come Back Jack Harry TeesdaleReturning home from a happy caravaning weekend, the Teesdales stop and give Compo, Clegg and Seymour a lift home. It soon becomes obvious that Mrs Teesdale is deeply worried about something. Can they help?
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 3 - Our Speaker TodayBarbara offers to do Margo a favour by filling in for a speaker at one of her groups. Her talk on self-sufficiency quickly comes to the attention of Lady 'George' Truskett who asks her to do the same talk at a few other locations. This absense from home causes Tom some problems and Margo is jealous of Barbara and George's relationship.
Paradise Lost In Cyberspace
Episode 4: Armed with a new face and an array of OAP gadgets, George Smith prepares to take on Central Admin.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 8 - Nice Work If You Can Get ItGary's new career as a 1940s entertainer is taking off, as is his trade in wartime 78s. But can he take the strain of two opening nights in two different eras?
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 9 - The Fancy Dress NightThe fancy dress night is going well... until Mrs Pike and Miss Perkins arrive wearing the same costumes.
Take It From Here
Can Eth get all she wants on her wedding present list?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 6 - A Marriage Of InconvenienceAs René's wedding approaches, Edith grows increasingly wistful for their past together. Unknown to René, she plots with Michelle - for the good of the Resistance, naturally - to take Denise's place at the altar.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
The Kneebone Bonanza
Episode 4The bailiffs are back, and there are cracks appearing in the walls of house.
QI
Series H, Episode 8 - HypotheticalWith Sandi Toksvig, Johnny Vegas, and the creator of QI John Lloyd.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 2 - TeacherMiranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 1 - Come Back Jack Harry TeesdaleReturning home from a happy caravaning weekend, the Teesdales stop and give Compo, Clegg and Seymour a lift home. It soon becomes obvious that Mrs Teesdale is deeply worried about something. Can they help?
Love Matters
Episode 1 - 30 & CountingTale of male singledom and the search for romance online by three friends, written by the creators of The 11 O'Clock Show and The Big Breakfast.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
Walking The Dogs
Touching comedy drama based on the events of an intruder breaking into the Queen's bedroom. Stars Emma Thompson as the monarch.
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 3Dan is recovering from a hernia operation and it's up to an increasingly frazzled Lisa to run around after him. Elsewhere, Shelley confronts Greg about his gambling.
Love Matters
Episode 2 - Officially SpecialWorkplace comedy starring Katherine Parkinson as Jo Pepper, the put upon head of the 'Miscellaneous' department at Brewster's World Records. With a boyfriend keen to wed, a promoted nemesis and a new colleague, Jo's at a perilous crossroads.
Welcome To Our Village, Please Invade Carefully
Series 1, Episode 4 - Little Green LightsUljabaan's superior officer Gryvook is coming for an assessment visit. Uljabaan is hoping to get the go-ahead to invade the rest of Earth - but first he has to prepare a welcome banquet.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 4Pete and Sue find themselves in every parent's ultimate nightmare - trapped in a foreign airport with three bored young children (and an increasingly bewildered Grandad).
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 8Lisa and Dan struggle to keep up the pretence that they're still together, and Shelley's had enough of Greg's lies.
How TV Ruined Your Life
Episode 3 - AspirationFrom Dallas to Grand Designs, TV continually rubs desirable lifestyles in your face, making you feel inadequate in the process. Warning: contains Sophie Dahl and coffins.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 5Jo Brand hosts the satirical panel game featuring guest panellists Sally Bercow and Charlie Higson.
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 3Lee Nelson steps outside his estate and straight into the Chelsea set, Jason Bent's erratic supercar driving lands him in trouble and Dr Bob attempts to counsel a depressed patient at his GP surgery.
Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation
Series 9, Episode 4 - How To SpeakJeremy Hardy examines when it is best and not best to speak.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 5 - FearSaffron has moved out, Edina's PR company has merged with an enormous PR firm based in the United States and after her magazine closes, Patsy is offered a prestigious job in New York. Fearful of so much change, Eddy and Patsy indulge in a drunken, drugged bender and face stern words from Saffy.
Dave Podmore
Dave Podmore's Cricket Night, Episode 1For cricket's medium-paced trundler, every problem is an opportunity so pod turns his community service, teaching the basics of the game to kids, into a way of promoting his testimonial dinner. But his money spinning ideas are scuppered by divorce proceedings and kids.
Celebrity Juice
Series 9, Episode 5 - The Big ReunionJoining Keith, Holly and Kelly this week are some of the stars of ITV2's The Big Reunion.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 4, Episode 12 - Danny Boyle, Nicholas Hoult, Ian McShane, Bobby Womack, Damon AlbarnJonathan's guests include film-maker and the mastermind behind the opening ceremony of the Olympics Danny Boyle, and stars of Jack the Giant Slayer Nicholas Hoult and Ian McShane. Plus music legends Bobby Womack and Damon Albarn chat and perform live.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 8Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Greg Davies, Simon Evans and Micky Flanagan.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 4Hilary is busy spreading his 'Icing The Cake' initiative, with limited success. Pippa is primping herself for a lunch appointment with consultant Peter Healy, while Den and Hilary have a tricky matter to deal with and Kim embarks on a vendetta.
Bridget Christie Minds The Gap
Series 1, Episode 4Bridget Christie gives a very personal take on the state of modern feminism.
The Secret World
Series 1, Episode 5Bill Gates attempts to make friends with a repairman; Jools Holland has to talk at the funeral of a person he doesn't know; and Tony Blair visits Sir Alan Sugar for more counselling.
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 9The Bish and friends, namely funnymen Rob Beckett, Andrew Maxwell, Joe Pasquale and Les Dennis, deliver more snappy stand-up.
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 1 - The OrgyThings take an upward turn for the boys when Marcus meets some fit Britons in the courtyard and Stylax finds a flyer to an orgy. With his grocery budget now spent on orgy tickets, Grumio must scrimp and save in order to put food on the table.
Marshal's Law
Episode 11 - Holiday TimeLesland and Donny take a break and book into Shetland Tony's holiday park ShetLand, the Scottish theme park.
Revolting People
Series 1, Episode 3 - Even More Storm CloudsSamuel's crooked brother turns up and inveigles Joshua into a prize fight against the terrifying Cockney Monster. Can Samuel and Sergeant McGurk stop Joshua from being killed?
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 8James Corden oversees another bout between Redknapp and Flintoff. This week, funnyman Bob Mortimer joins the Blues and world champion diver Tom Daley plays for the Reds.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 2 - The GladiatorDanny Dyer guest stars as Cynthia's new boyfriend Cassius, a friendly local gladiator who immediately proves a rival to Marcus in the quest for Cynthia's affections.
Walking The Dogs
Touching comedy drama based on the events of an intruder breaking into the Queen's bedroom. Stars Emma Thompson as the monarch.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
Jonathan Creek
Special - Satan's ChimneyWhen an actress is murdered on the set of her latest movie, Jonathan is called upon to explain how the killer managed to fire a gun through a plate glass window without breaking it. The funeral, held at the ancient Doomdorf Castle in Scotland presents more mysteries and Jonathan, without Maddy, has only a pushy showbiz agent, Carla Borrego, to trust.
Paradise Lost In Cyberspace
Episode 4: Armed with a new face and an array of OAP gadgets, George Smith prepares to take on Central Admin.
QI
Series H, Episode 8 - HypotheticalWith Sandi Toksvig, Johnny Vegas, and the creator of QI John Lloyd.
Michael Grade's History Of The Pantomime Dame
Michael Grade explores the rich history of the very British Pantomime Dame.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 4Pete and Sue find themselves in every parent's ultimate nightmare - trapped in a foreign airport with three bored young children (and an increasingly bewildered Grandad).
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 5 - FearSaffron has moved out, Edina's PR company has merged with an enormous PR firm based in the United States and after her magazine closes, Patsy is offered a prestigious job in New York. Fearful of so much change, Eddy and Patsy indulge in a drunken, drugged bender and face stern words from Saffy.
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 3Lee Nelson steps outside his estate and straight into the Chelsea set, Jason Bent's erratic supercar driving lands him in trouble and Dr Bob attempts to counsel a depressed patient at his GP surgery.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 5Jo Brand hosts the satirical panel game featuring guest panellists Sally Bercow and Charlie Higson.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 4Hilary is busy spreading his 'Icing The Cake' initiative, with limited success. Pippa is primping herself for a lunch appointment with consultant Peter Healy, while Den and Hilary have a tricky matter to deal with and Kim embarks on a vendetta.
The Newly Discovered Case Book Of Sherlock Holmes
Episode 2, The Mystery of the Obese Escapologist: The spoof sleuth probes the murky world of a Victorian music hall.
Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience
Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 4 - Jeremy's MummyJeremy's mother comes to visit for a family funeral. Her new boyfriend is a military man who Jeremy deeply resents, and who Mark idolises. Desperate to impress, Mark endures an extraordinary ordeal.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
The 99p Challenge
Episode 5.2: Crazy panel show capers with Sue Perkins, Miranda Hart, Peter Serafinowicz, Armando Iannucci and Rob Rouse.
Carpool
Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 4 - Room 102Topics include Room 102, based on George Orwell's Room 101 from 1984; an idea for stopping overweight people from eating late-night snacks; and what Karl would take to a desert island.
Marshal's Law
Episode 11 - Holiday TimeLesland and Donny take a break and book into Shetland Tony's holiday park ShetLand, the Scottish theme park.
King Street Junior
Series 8, Episode 6 - Internal EnquiriesThere are accusations of assault and a mysterious graffiti artist. Meanwhile Mrs. Patterson is 'unwell'.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 3 - Baby LoveRobin is encouraged to bond with the baby and other fathers. Derek tries to tag along to every event, which leads to chaos.