Schedule for 22nd March 2013 (full list)

6am (repeat)

On The Buses

Series 4, Episode 3 - Dangerous Living

A newspaper report about the mortality rate of busmen leads everyone to insist Stan loses some weight. He's not pleased, but a date with a much younger clippie makes him think a bit of exercise couldn't hurt.

6am (repeat)

Bread

Series 1, Episode 4

A photographer offers Aveline more money for a nude shoot and is made to wish he hadn't, while Jack makes an inauspicious entry into the art world.

6:30am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 2, Episode 2 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't Good

While Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, Gary is still more tempted by time-travelling. Meanwhile in 1941, a tall dark stranger has entered Phoebe's life; no matter who he is, Gary wants to evict him.

7am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 2, Episode 3 - Just One More Chance

Having been booked in 1994 after a drinking spree in 1941, time-traveller Gary is due to appear in court. He looks destined to lose his licence, his job and maybe even his wife.

7am (repeat)

Carpool

Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.

7am (repeat)

The Right Time

Episode 2.2: Wearing beige and bailiffs - the sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.

7:30am (repeat)

Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section

Series 2, Episode 4

Guest starring comedian Nick Mohammed, who plays with the band and has a trick up his sleeve.

7:40am (repeat)

Bread

Series 1, Episode 5

Freddie's sea-faring brother has died and the Boswells decide to arrange a burial at sea.

7:45am (repeat)

Tommy Cooper

Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.

8am (repeat)

The TV Lark

Episode 5, Back to Portsmouth: Troutbridge TV is offered coverage of the arrival of Potarneyland's retiring governor.

8:10am (repeat)

Tommy Cooper

Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.

8:20am (repeat)

The Upper Hand

Series 4, Episode 16 - Wish You Were Here

Charlie feels left out when everyone else goes to the Caribbean.

8:20am (repeat)

Just Good Friends

Series 1, Episode 3

Penny and Vince meet for a walk where they agree to continue being friends and she is even persuaded to have dinner at his flat. But can they spend an evening together without rekindling the past?

8:30am (repeat)

Much Binding In The Marsh

Still looking for work, the ex-RAF gang turns its hand to babysitting.

9am (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

9am (repeat)

Tony's

Episode 2.6, All That Glitters: The barber decides his corner shop needs a makeover.

9:05am (repeat)

Dani's House

Series 4, Episode 5 - Hair Today

Dani is looking forward to a day watching horror movies with Sam and Jack, but Sam has been dumped by her new boyfriend, Josh, and decides to cure herself of a broken heart. Meanwhile, things get hairy when Max and Ben discover that Ben is a werewolf.

9:10am (repeat)

Sooty

Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.

9:30am (repeat)

The Brothers

Episode 2.5: Oonagh makes a discovery and Nigel is at last pushed to the brink.

9:40am (repeat)

My Family

Series 7, Episode 5 - Susan Of Troy

Michael succeeds in placing the whole family on The Weakest Link, but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.

10:20am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 17, Episode 1 - Leaving Home Forever, Or Till Teatime

Howard finds that lipstick on his collar is a sure way of becoming homeless.

10:30am (repeat)

Me & My Monsters

Series 1, Episode 7 - My Big Fat Monster Wedding

When Nick messes up his and Kate's wedding anniversary, she announces that he is not the man she married. So Fiend, Haggis and Norman kidnap him to find the 'real' Nick. Can Eddie and Angela persuade the monsters that it really is their dad?

10:45am
15 min

Soloparentpals.com

Series 4, Episode 5 - Be It Ever So Humble

Tom's marriage proposal plans are scuppered when Rosie discovers he has accepted a permanent job in London and they will be forced to live apart again.

10:55am (repeat)

Scoop

Series 2, Episode 6 - The Laughing Cavalier

Max sends Digby to his brother's mansion to report on a friendly ghost.

11am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 17, Episode 2 - Bicycle Bonanza

Foggy's decision to go trekking across the moors coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer of grocery delivery bicycles.

11:30am
30 min

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Series 4, Episode 5 - Lamb of My Father

Sam and Peter invest more of their lottery cash, in haute cuisine.

11:40am (repeat)

Ever Decreasing Circles

Series 3, Episode 3

When Martin hears they are to have new neighbours in the close, he is put out. After all, he hasn't vetted them first!

12pm (repeat)

The TV Lark

Episode 5, Back to Portsmouth: Troutbridge TV is offered coverage of the arrival of Potarneyland's retiring governor.

12:20pm (repeat)

The Good Life

Series 3, Episode 6 - Whose Fleas Are These?

When the Goods realise their house has been taken over by fleas, they a horrified to think that they have contaminated the Leadbetter household during a recent trip.

12:30pm (repeat)

Much Binding In The Marsh

Still looking for work, the ex-RAF gang turns its hand to babysitting.

12:40pm (repeat)

Dani's House

Series 4, Episode 5 - Hair Today

Dani is looking forward to a day watching horror movies with Sam and Jack, but Sam has been dumped by her new boyfriend, Josh, and decides to cure herself of a broken heart. Meanwhile, things get hairy when Max and Ben discover that Ben is a werewolf.

1pm (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 2, Episode 3 - Just One More Chance

Having been booked in 1994 after a drinking spree in 1941, time-traveller Gary is due to appear in court. He looks destined to lose his licence, his job and maybe even his wife.

1:40pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 5, Episode 2 - The Camera In The Potato

After Gruber rescues René from the dungeon, Michelle equips him with a camera disguised as a potato and sends the unwilling café owner straight back to the chateau in search of the safe containing the plans to invade England. Whose bedroom does fate dictate it's hidden in...?

1:45pm
15 min

...At The Stand

Hardeep At The Stand 3, Episode 5

Join Hardeep Singh Kohli for comedy from Adam Mitchell, Gary Henderson, Rab Brown and Steph E Graph.

2:20pm (repeat)

Just Good Friends

Series 1, Episode 3

Penny and Vince meet for a walk where they agree to continue being friends and she is even persuaded to have dinner at his flat. But can they spend an evening together without rekindling the past?

2:20pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

3pm (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

3:15pm (repeat)

Shaun The Sheep

Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.

3:40pm (repeat)

My Family

Series 7, Episode 5 - Susan Of Troy

Michael succeeds in placing the whole family on The Weakest Link, but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.

4:10pm (repeat)

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

4:15pm (repeat)

Only When I Laugh

Series 3, Episode 7 - These You Have Loved

Fed up with hospital radio, the patients try to do better themselves.

4:15pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 17, Episode 1 - Leaving Home Forever, Or Till Teatime

Howard finds that lipstick on his collar is a sure way of becoming homeless.

4:50pm (repeat)

Faith In The Future

Series 3, Episode 5 - Always on My Mind

Faith's sticking to her vow of celibacy - but only just. She tells Mark she'd like a courtship, but needs time.

4:55pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 17, Episode 2 - Bicycle Bonanza

Foggy's decision to go trekking across the moors coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer of grocery delivery bicycles.

5pm
30 min

4 O'Clock Club

Series 2, Episode 12 - Lockdown

When Dexter enforces the no-phones rule in the 4 O'Clock Club, Josh rebels and decides to test once and for all just who is in charge in detentions - the teachers or the pupils.

5pm (repeat)

For Better Or For Worse

Series 1, Episode 2

Sweethearts Iris and Bernard miss the film when they go to the pictures.

5:20pm (repeat)

The Upper Hand

Series 4, Episode 17 - A Walk On The Mild Side

Caroline reminisces about her childhood fantasy of asking the wildest boy in the youth club out on a date.

5:25pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

5:30pm
30 min

4 O'Clock Club

Series 2, Episode 13 - Project Zenith

Dexter finds himself fronting Bell's new plan for Elmsbury - Project Zenith. But the plan has big, bad implications for the 4 O'Clock Club. Josh sets out defeat the scheme, with a little help from his friends and family.

5:30pm (repeat)

The Right Time

Episode 2.2: Wearing beige and bailiffs - the sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.

5:35pm (repeat)

Ever Decreasing Circles

Series 3, Episode 3

When Martin hears they are to have new neighbours in the close, he is put out. After all, he hasn't vetted them first!

5:55pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 9, Episode 12 - When You Take A Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes Terrible

Aware of his responsibility not to let the passing away of an old school chum go without some ceremony, Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a sentimental journey to re-create the times when Bill Henry and he would walk gates and climb trees together. Then, certain uncanny things happen...

6pm (repeat)

John Bishop's Only Joking

Episode 5

A lucky dip of guests, including comic Shappi Khorsandi, reality TV regular Sally Bercow and The Love Machine presenter Stacey Solomon, keep John Bishop company as he reaches the halfway point of his stand-up series.

6:20pm (repeat)

The Good Life

Series 3, Episode 6 - Whose Fleas Are These?

When the Goods realise their house has been taken over by fleas, they a horrified to think that they have contaminated the Leadbetter household during a recent trip.

6:30pm
30 min

What's The Story?

Series 8, Episode 6

Tom Price hosts the topical comedy quiz show which takes a sideways look at the week's news.

6:30pm
30 min

The Now Show

Series 39, Episode 6

Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present the week via topical stand-up and sketches.

6:45pm (repeat)

Fever Pitch

Romantic comedy film starring Colin Firth as Paul Ashworth, a man besotted by one woman and a football team of 11 men.

7pm (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 2, Episode 4 - Who's Taking You Home Tonight?

Gary's fictional job with Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it's not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening. For love to find a way, he needs more than a little bit of luck, and a very large stomach.

7pm (repeat)

The TV Lark

Episode 5, Back to Portsmouth: Troutbridge TV is offered coverage of the arrival of Potarneyland's retiring governor.

7:30pm (repeat)

Much Binding In The Marsh

Still looking for work, the ex-RAF gang turns its hand to babysitting.

7:40pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 5, Episode 2 - The Camera In The Potato

After Gruber rescues René from the dungeon, Michelle equips him with a camera disguised as a potato and sends the unwilling café owner straight back to the chateau in search of the safe containing the plans to invade England. Whose bedroom does fate dictate it's hidden in...?

7:40pm (repeat)

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

7:45pm (repeat)

Soloparentpals.com

Series 4, Episode 5 - Be It Ever So Humble

Tom's marriage proposal plans are scuppered when Rosie discovers he has accepted a permanent job in London and they will be forced to live apart again.

8:20pm (repeat)

Porridge

Series 3, Episode 1 - A Storm In A Teacup

Harris steals some pills from the Medical Officer, but manages to dispose of them when stopped by Mackay. Grouty is concerned the theft may lift the lid on his own thefts so ropes in Fletcher to replace the pills. Where will Fletcher find new medication before the end of the lunch hour?

8:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 9, Episode 12 - When You Take A Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes Terrible

Aware of his responsibility not to let the passing away of an old school chum go without some ceremony, Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a sentimental journey to re-create the times when Bill Henry and he would walk gates and climb trees together. Then, certain uncanny things happen...

8:30pm (repeat)

Youngers

Series 1, Episode 1 - South's Finest Part 1

It's GCSE results day and friends Yemi and Jay nervously make their way to school to find out what the future holds.

9pm (repeat)

The Royle Family

Christmas Special - The New Sofa

Inspired by Nigella, Denise tries to cook Christmas dinner for the family. To Jim's dismay, Dave's Mum and Dad are invited.

9pm (repeat)

Jason Manford Live

Jason Manford employs his acute observational humour to talk us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette and the lies that dads tell.

9pm
60 min version (repeat)

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Have I Got News For You

Series 39, Episode 8

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop star in another edition of the satirical panel game. With guest host Bruce Forsyth and guest panellists Ross Noble and Laura Solon.

9pm
30 min

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Series 15, Episode 9

Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Jimeoin, Joe Wilkinson, Nancy Dell'Olio and Greg Rutherford.

9:30pm
30 min

The Last Leg

Series 1, Episode 8

Live show presented by Adam Hills. He looks back on the week gone, with the help of Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and guest Jo Brand.

10pm (repeat)

QI

Series J, Episode 7 - Journalism

With Shappi Khorsandi, Ross Noble and Johnny Vegas.

10pm (repeat)

QI

Series J, Episode 7 - Journalism

With Shappi Khorsandi, Ross Noble and Johnny Vegas.

10pm (repeat)

Extras

Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.

10pm (repeat)

Russell Howard's Good News

Series 5, Highlights Special - Best Bits

All the best bits from Series 5.

10pm (repeat)

Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section

Series 2, Episode 4

Guest starring comedian Nick Mohammed, who plays with the band and has a trick up his sleeve.

10pm
60 min

Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Series 10, Episode 3 - Ryan Reynolds, Gregg Wallace & John Torode, The Saturdays & Sean Paul

Alan is joined by Hollywood actor Ryan Reynolds who talks about his latest movie The Croods, MasterChef presenters Gregg Wallace and John Torode, and top girl band The Saturdays chat to Alan and perform their new single What About Us with Sean Paul, live in the studio.

10:20pm (repeat)

Men Behaving Badly

Series 3, Episode 4 - Weekend

Gary and Dorothy embark on a weekend in the country in order to spice up their sex life.

10:30pm (repeat)

Down The Line

Series 2, Episode 1

Live phone-in show hosted by Gary Bellamy. Starring Rhys Thomas, with Amelia Bullmore, Simon Day, Felix Dexter, Charlie Higson. With special guests Harry Enfield and Catherine Tate. War and Chocolate are the topics.

10:35pm
45 min

The Graham Norton Show

Series 12, Highlights Special

Selected highlights from the last 19 weeks of Graham Norton's award-winning comic chat show.

10:40pm
60 min version (repeat)

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QI

Series F, Episode 12 - Food

With David Mitchell, Rich Hall and Jimmy Carr.

11pm (repeat)

The League Of Gentlemen

Series 1, Episode 3 - Nightmare In Royston Vasey

Work on the new road begins but a terrifying discovery is made. Pauline's jobseekers are taught interview techniques. A tortoise meets a sticky end.

11pm (repeat)

Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge

Episode 2

A lady hypnotist takes Alan back to his childhood and uncovers some bad memories. Meanwhile, the presence of a child prodigy causes the host`s hackles to rise.

11:10pm (repeat)

Jimmy Carr: Being Funny

A live performance of Jimmy Carr's 2011 stand-up show from Birmingham Symphony Hall.

11:20pm (repeat)

The Matt Lucas Awards

Series 2, Episode 3

Matt Lucas asks broadcaster Gyles Brandreth and comedians Mark Watson and Holly Walsh for more nominations for his awards.

11:25pm (repeat)

The Graham Norton Show

Series 12, Highlights Special

Selected highlights from the last 19 weeks of Graham Norton's award-winning comic chat show.

11:30pm (repeat)

The Simon Day Show

Series 1, Episode 2 - Tony Beckton

Reformed violent criminal Tony Beckton visits the Mallard Theatre to read from his memoirs as part of his rehabilitation.

11:40pm (repeat)

The Young Ones

Series 2, Episode 3 - Nasty

In a graveside flashback, Vyvyan, Neil, Rick and Mike recount a night of terror as they encountered a vampire whilst attempting to connect up a VCR to watch some video nasties.

Midnight (repeat)

The Comedy Café

Janice Forsyth presents a magazine show on BBC Radio Scotland focused on comedy in all its various formats.

12:10am (repeat)

The Matt Lucas Awards

Series 2, Episode 3

Matt Lucas asks broadcaster Gyles Brandreth and comedians Mark Watson and Holly Walsh for more nominations for his awards.

12:20am (repeat)

The IT Crowd

Series 1, Episode 2 - Calamity Jen

The team face their first test during Reynholm Industries' so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has a sudden attack of kleptomania, and Jen's new shoes are two sizes too small.

12:30am (repeat)

Porridge

Series 3, Episode 1 - A Storm In A Teacup

Harris steals some pills from the Medical Officer, but manages to dispose of them when stopped by Mackay. Grouty is concerned the theft may lift the lid on his own thefts so ropes in Fletcher to replace the pills. Where will Fletcher find new medication before the end of the lunch hour?

12:30am (repeat)

...At The Stand

Hardeep At The Stand 3, Episode 5

Join Hardeep Singh Kohli for comedy from Adam Mitchell, Gary Henderson, Rab Brown and Steph E Graph.

12:40am (repeat)

Peep Show

Series 5, Episode 3 - Jeremy's Broke

Jeremy finally runs out of money and finds himself on a downward spiral of hunger, homelessness and criminality. Meanwhile Mark needs to find a girlfriend before his birthday party.

12:50am (repeat)

PhoneShop

Series 1, Episode 3 - The First Temptation Of Chris

The arrival of area manager, Razz Prince, sets everyone on edge. Lance attempts to prove to the staff that he isn't boring, while everyone else prepares for a big night out.

1:05am (repeat)

The Royle Family

Christmas Special - The New Sofa

Inspired by Nigella, Denise tries to cook Christmas dinner for the family. To Jim's dismay, Dave's Mum and Dad are invited.

1:15am (repeat)

Peep Show

Series 5, Episode 4 - Jeremy's Mummy

Jeremy's mother comes to visit for a family funeral. Her new boyfriend is a military man who Jeremy deeply resents, and who Mark idolises. Desperate to impress, Mark endures an extraordinary ordeal.

1:25am (repeat)

The Midnight Beast

Series 1, Episode 3 - Hardcare

When the Beast's manager Chevy finally gets them a gig on a TV show, the boys are hit by a crisis of confidence after bumping into a mouthy hardcore band who are also appearing.

1:30am (repeat)

Bluestone 42

Series 1, Episode 3

After Bluestone 42 join a midnight raid on a bomb factory and rescue a kidnapped Danish aid worker, they find more than they bargained for. Simon tries to get a book deal for his memoir.

1:45am (repeat)

The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year

Episode 12 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The 00s

Jimmy Carr hosts the third and final of the special decade editions. Why did the US briefly rename French Fries? How did the Crazy Frog cause controversy? And what on earth was Touch the Truck?

1:50am (repeat)

Extras

Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.

1:55am (repeat)

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 3 - King Tutta

Dolly falls in love with a hat, Roy Circles reveals how he got over the death of his wife, and Noel uses his magic typewriter to obtain the ultimate frying pan.

2am (repeat)

Lee Nelson's Well Funny People

Episode 2

South London lad Lee Nelson wakes up to the world's worst hangover. We visit the locker room of Premier League footballer Jason Bent in More Bent Than Ever. Dr Bob tackles obesity at his GP surgery.

2am (repeat)