Schedule Thursday 21st March 2013
Bread
Series 1, Episode 3Freddie Boswell calls by the family home and throws everyone off: Nellie's distraught at the idea of his permanent return, whilst the kids are all keen to see him again.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Other WomanAfter a family social evening in the works' canteen where Arthur becomes rather too friendly with one of the clippies, Mum and Olive are outraged - and he promptly leaves to stay with his sister.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 1 - Don't Get Around Much AnymoreSix months after time-travelling philanderer Gary turned his back on 1940, Ron persuades him to return for the one big deal which will set them up for life.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't GoodWhile Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, Gary is still more tempted by time-travelling. Meanwhile in 1941, a tall dark stranger has entered Phoebe's life; no matter who he is, Gary wants to evict him.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 2 - Congratulations, It's A Hob NobWendy is busy preparing for the baby's arrival. Unfortunately, Robin isn't feeling very well and takes to his bed, much to the frustration of everyone.
Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation
Series 9, Episode 3 - How to be a Man in the 21st CenturyJeremy examines the nature of being a man. How do men go about acquiring their skills in DIY, self-confidence and violence.
Bread
Series 1, Episode 4A photographer offers Aveline more money for a nude shoot and is made to wish he hadn't, while Jack makes an inauspicious entry into the art world.
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 8 - MaroonedA visit to Frambourne's Pier Theatre ends in disaster for Uncle Arthur.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 2At their last meeting Vince arranged to meet Penny at the Red Lion pub - but which one? He manages to track her down at her home on the pretext of returning a handkerchief. He has a shock in store when her mother, Daphne, makes an appearance and he gets another grilling about the wedding.
The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 15 - The ManageressCharlie argues with daughter Joanna when he tries to stop her from managing Al's band.
Take It From Here
Will Eth manage to triumph in her plans to wed Ron Glum?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
The Newly Discovered Case Book Of Sherlock Holmes
Episode 1, The Case of the Clockwork Fiend: The spoof sleuth probes mystery deaths from some new fangled inventions.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
The 99p Challenge
Episode 5.1: Crazy panel show capers as Sue Perkins tests Jon Holmes, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham and Simon Pegg.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 4 - Dutch Art And Dutch CourageHandsome millionaire art collector, James Garrett, re-appears in Susan's life and Ben feels jealous when the two of them share a hotel bedroom.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 6 - The Most Powerful Eyeballs In West YorkshireHoward fails to hypnotise Pearl and prompts Foggy to demonstrate how he can influence people.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 6 - Haggis Strikes BackWhen Eddie teaches Haggis to be more assertive, things soon gets out of hand as the furry giant starts to throw his weight. Meanwhile Fiend is reduced to a gibbering wreck, now that Haggis has taken his role as the bossy monster.
Soloparentpals.com
Series 4, Episode 4 - Sex and the CityTom is busy working four days a week in London to pay the mortgage, and the pressure increases when his mother breaks her arm.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 7 - The Dewhirsts Of Ogleby HallFoggy learns that he may be an aristocrat.
Scoop
Series 2, Episode 5 - Digby & The VikingDigby thinks he has found a hoard of ancient treasure when he unearths a criminal's loot.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 2Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...
The Ghosts Of Berkeley Square
Comedy about a pair of ghosts, condemned to haunt a London house in the time of Queen Anne, until such a time as a Royal visits the property.
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 8 - MaroonedA visit to Frambourne's Pier Theatre ends in disaster for Uncle Arthur.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break WarWhen Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.
Take It From Here
Will Eth manage to triumph in her plans to wed Ron Glum?
Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 4 - We Should Be HeroesDani receives sacks full of fanmail at McHurties Hospital that she has to reply to. When she hears that her greatest fan, Olivia, is coming for dinner, she decides to live up to the role of celebrity. Meanwhile Max and Ben dress up as superheroes and when this does not have any effect decide to become supervillains instead.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't GoodWhile Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, Gary is still more tempted by time-travelling. Meanwhile in 1941, a tall dark stranger has entered Phoebe's life; no matter who he is, Gary wants to evict him.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 1 - Desperate Doings In The DungeonCaptain Bertorelli moves into Café René's spare room, and in on Madame Edith. Meanwhile, Michelle has Mimi and Yvette raid the Colonel's quarters for photographic film, and René...well, he has to help rescue Herr Flick...
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 2At their last meeting Vince arranged to meet Penny at the Red Lion pub - but which one? He manages to track her down at her home on the pretext of returning a handkerchief. He has a shock in store when her mother, Daphne, makes an appearance and he gets another grilling about the wedding.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 19 - Bull v WoolIt's a beautiful day and Shaun, Bitzer and Timmy are enjoying a picnic, when an unexpected guest arrives and spoils the peace. Forced into hiding the trio find ways to entertain themselves, until they have to brave up and face their fear.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 4 - Dutch Art And Dutch CourageHandsome millionaire art collector, James Garrett, re-appears in Susan's life and Ben feels jealous when the two of them share a hotel bedroom.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 6 - Dear DiaryWhen Norman keeps a diary about life on the ward, everyone is anxious to get their hands on it.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 6 - The Most Powerful Eyeballs In West YorkshireHoward fails to hypnotise Pearl and prompts Foggy to demonstrate how he can influence people.
Faith In The Future
Series 3, Episode 4 - Goodbye to LoveFaith is reluctant when Hannah suggests she join her in becoming teetotal and celibate, but Faith's resolve is put to the test when Hannah disappears for a weekend course and she is left alone in the flat with a builder named Mark.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 7 - The Dewhirsts Of Ogleby HallFoggy learns that he may be an aristocrat.
King Street Junior
Series 8, Episode 5 - ExplosionsSomeone plants a bomb under Mr. Sims's car. Who hates him so much that they want to kill him?
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 9 - Witch WorldDani and Jimmy each defend their branch of the family tree when a misunderstanding with local busy-body Mrs Crankett digs up an old witch legend of Bogmoor.
The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 16 - Wish You Were HereCharlie feels left out when everyone else goes to the Caribbean.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 2 - Congratulations, It's A Hob NobWendy is busy preparing for the baby's arrival. Unfortunately, Robin isn't feeling very well and takes to his bed, much to the frustration of everyone.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 2Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 11 - Wind PowerEven in the extreme cold, Seymour has an avid interest in the power of the wind. But how can he harness all that free energy for the everlasting good of mankind? With the steadying help of Clegg; an old pair of roller skates; an improvised sail; and a gullible test-pilot, he sets out to make history.
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 4Comedy connoisseurs like Dan Nightingale, Mick Ferry and Tom O'Connor are joined by one-time EastEnder Natalie Cassidy, former footballer Robbie Savage and boxer Ricky Hatton.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break WarWhen Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.
Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation
Series 9, Episode 4 - How To SpeakJeremy Hardy examines when it is best and not best to speak.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 3 - Just One More ChanceHaving been booked in 1994 after a drinking spree in 1941, time-traveller Gary is due to appear in court. He looks destined to lose his licence, his job and maybe even his wife.
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 8 - MaroonedA visit to Frambourne's Pier Theatre ends in disaster for Uncle Arthur.
Take It From Here
Will Eth manage to triumph in her plans to wed Ron Glum?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 1 - Desperate Doings In The DungeonCaptain Bertorelli moves into Café René's spare room, and in on Madame Edith. Meanwhile, Michelle has Mimi and Yvette raid the Colonel's quarters for photographic film, and René...well, he has to help rescue Herr Flick...
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Soloparentpals.com
Series 4, Episode 4 - Sex and the CityTom is busy working four days a week in London to pay the mortgage, and the pressure increases when his mother breaks her arm.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 1 - DateAfter an impromptu 'date' is planned with long-term crush Gary Preston, Miranda decides to take a trip to the new 'bespoke' clothing store, Transformers, to pick an outfit guaranteed to stop people calling her sir to her face.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 11 - Wind PowerEven in the extreme cold, Seymour has an avid interest in the power of the wind. But how can he harness all that free energy for the everlasting good of mankind? With the steadying help of Clegg; an old pair of roller skates; an improvised sail; and a gullible test-pilot, he sets out to make history.
The Spa
Episode 7 - Guilty Until Proven InnocentThe first series of the comedy concludes with Marcus and Alison's long-awaited showdown. Chesney Hawkes guest stars.
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 2Lisa's self-esteem takes a serious hit when her smock top is mistaken for a baby bump... Meanwhile, Kate is troubled by news that her husband's death is being investigated.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 1The family attend a wedding. For the parents it soon turns into that all-too-familiar struggle to control your kids and, if possible, get through the wedding day without decking any relatives.
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 7Barry and Sue prepare for their 40th anniversary, and Lisa tries but fails to keep up appearances. Elsewhere, Denise stays strong, and Greg is given yet more bad news.
Welcome To Our Village, Please Invade Carefully
Series 1, Episode 3 - Power BlockUljabaan is busy with a construction project - can Katrina and Lucy sneak a message to the outside world?
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 2Six-year-old Karen mourns the death of a mouse (killed in a trap by her mouse-murdering parents), eight-year-old Ben stands for election as class rep and older brother Jake triggers his Mum's she-tiger instincts by bringing a girl home for tea.
It's Kevin
Episode 1Kevin explains the history of sandwiches, meets a man with a musical medical condition and introduces a few unusual characters.
How TV Ruined Your Life
Episode 2 - The LifecycleFrom kids shows to Countdown, TV has something to infuriate anyone of any age. Warning: this episode contains creepy dolls and the 1980s Oxo dad.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 6Damian Lewis host the satirical panel game featuring Ian Hislop and Paul Merton, featuring guest panellists Clive Anderson and Kevin Bridges.
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 2South London lad Lee Nelson wakes up to the world's worst hangover. We visit the locker room of Premier League footballer Jason Bent in More Bent Than Ever. Dr Bob tackles obesity at his GP surgery.
Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation
Series 9, Episode 3 - How to be a Man in the 21st CenturyJeremy examines the nature of being a man. How do men go about acquiring their skills in DIY, self-confidence and violence.
Abigail's Party
Acerbic comic drama about a neighbours' get-together in suburbia. Written and directed by Mike Leigh.
Celebrity Juice
Series 9, Episode 4Guests include film hard man Danny Dyer and stand-up comedian Chris Ramsey.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 3 - SexEdina is encouraged by Patsy to plan an orgy, as she has not had sex for a long time. The pair hire two gigolos and prepare for their night of debauchery; which collides disastrously with Saffron's biology presentation for university.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 5Former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts, Corrie's Brooke Vincent, and comedians Rob Beckett and Michelle De Swarte are faced with various challenges.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 6Dara, Hugh and Andy are back, with Chris Addison on board now as a regular panellist. The guests are Nathan Caton, Micky Flanagan and Stewart Francis.
Bridget Christie Minds The Gap
Series 1, Episode 3Bridget Christie considers women and their relationship with their bodies, via a lap dance, TOWIE and a fish called Michael.
The Secret World
Series 1, Episode 4Arsene Wenger invites Michael Winner to join Arsenal; Gordon Brown has a new 'nice' catchphrase; Morrissey has issues with Microsoft's grammar; and Boy George shares a cell with Sheikh Abu Hamza.
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 1The housemates move in. Josie sleeps with JP despite fancying Kingsley.
Marshal's Law
Episode 9 - KarlnappedLesland and Izzy take the law into their own hands when they suspect CSO Peabody has been turned. But is kidnap and interpretive dance going to make him talk?
Revolting People
Series 1, Episode 2 - More Storm CloudsAt the wedding reception of the year, Samuel insults the groom, the bride drinks herself under the table, Mary tries to start a mutiny and someone gets shot.
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 2 - CashNo one has any money, so - under Mike's instruction - Vyvyan begins stealing and chopping up everyone's possessions for firewood. When Vyvyan claims to be pregnant, Neil is forced to get a job, and joins the police!
Lemon La Vida Loca
Series 1, Episode 4Following a spectacular row with his girlfriend in Marbella, Keith goes AWOL on the Spanish Riviera. Later on in London, he tries to make amends by taking her out for a very special dinner. And we go behind the scenes at the premiere of his latest movie.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 1The family attend a wedding. For the parents it soon turns into that all-too-familiar struggle to control your kids and, if possible, get through the wedding day without decking any relatives.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 7 - Ed MilibandLive comedy show curated by Stewart Lee. On tonight's bill Robin Ince is joined by the oddity of Josie Long and Simon Munnery, plus Alun Cochrane and Tony Law.
Paul Merton's Weird And Wonderful World Of Early Cinema
Paul Merton goes in search of the origins of screen comedy in the forgotten world of silent cinema.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 2Six-year-old Karen mourns the death of a mouse (killed in a trap by her mouse-murdering parents), eight-year-old Ben stands for election as class rep and older brother Jake triggers his Mum's she-tiger instincts by bringing a girl home for tea.
Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 2South London lad Lee Nelson wakes up to the world's worst hangover. We visit the locker room of Premier League footballer Jason Bent in More Bent Than Ever. Dr Bob tackles obesity at his GP surgery.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 3 - SexEdina is encouraged by Patsy to plan an orgy, as she has not had sex for a long time. The pair hire two gigolos and prepare for their night of debauchery; which collides disastrously with Saffron's biology presentation for university.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 6Damian Lewis host the satirical panel game featuring Ian Hislop and Paul Merton, featuring guest panellists Clive Anderson and Kevin Bridges.
The Newly Discovered Case Book Of Sherlock Holmes
Episode 1, The Case of the Clockwork Fiend: The spoof sleuth probes mystery deaths from some new fangled inventions.
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 1The housemates move in. Josie sleeps with JP despite fancying Kingsley.
The 99p Challenge
Episode 5.1: Crazy panel show capers as Sue Perkins tests Jon Holmes, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham and Simon Pegg.
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 13Ricky and Stephen challenge Karl to describe his ideal version of the world but Karl is suspicious of a perfect life. Karl describes his theory of the 'Problem Hole' and explains his snack eating rituals to Ricky and Stephen.
Rex The Runt
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Crap Day OutInstead of going on their planned visit to the beach, the gang go to a garden centre, only to discover it is an alien spaceship full of plant pots called Gordon. Guest starring Graham Norton.
Marshal's Law
Episode 9 - KarlnappedLesland and Izzy take the law into their own hands when they suspect CSO Peabody has been turned. But is kidnap and interpretive dance going to make him talk?
King Street Junior
Series 8, Episode 5 - ExplosionsSomeone plants a bomb under Mr. Sims's car. Who hates him so much that they want to kill him?
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 4, Episode 2 - Congratulations, It's A Hob NobWendy is busy preparing for the baby's arrival. Unfortunately, Robin isn't feeling very well and takes to his bed, much to the frustration of everyone.