Schedule Saturday 9th March 2013
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Christmas Special - There Goes The GroomRonnie is put off the idea of marriage by Truly's stories of matrimonial disasters.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Mum's Last FlingWhen Mum uses kiss-proof lipstick and stays out until 1:30am, everyone suspects the worst.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Man Who Blew AwayVictor is dogged by the practical jokes of a pair of local children, but having been recently stolen he is at least finally rid of the albatross that is their car. A long-forgotten holiday acquaintance, Mr Foskett, comes to visit the Meldrews and his unconventional behaviour causes problems for Patrick.
Carpool
Episode 5 - Paul Daniels & Craig CharlesThis month's final episode sees Robert driving magician Paul Daniels and Red Dwarf co-star Craig Charles.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Wisdom Of The WitchThe Meldrews have a tarot reading that prophesies disaster for Victor. Patrick and Pippa sell their home, but a house clearance crew are mistaken for their removal men. Patrick and Victor get snowed in at an old house with a jealous boyfriend and a huge spider.
Walk On The Wild Side
Series 3, Episode 6Comedy show featuring all your favourite animals, only this time they're chatting. All this and mystery guests too. If animals could speak they might say this was their favourite programme.
Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes from the first series from the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet). Repeated again as of 15.30.
Fighting Talk
Series 10, Episode 31With broadcaster and bronze Olympic sprinter Kath Merry, broadcaster Eleanor Oldroyd, former Heptathlete and 400m Sprinter Kelly Sotherton and Formula 1 presenter Jennie Gow.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Dawn Of ManVictor's hobby of fishing leads to an encounter with humanity at its most primitive. Patrick's gay brother, Nigel, comes to visit and Victor is asked to give a speech to the WI.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 10 - Rights And ResponsibilitiesA new code of conduct is introduced by Draper, outlining the rights and responsibilities of each pupil.
My Phone Genie
Episode 16 - Unfriend MeJaz wants her teacher to be more approachable so Gene creates a new social network for her.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Christmas Special - There Goes The GroomRonnie is put off the idea of marriage by Truly's stories of matrimonial disasters.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 1, Episode 8Inel's snoring keeps Johnny awake. Johnny spends the whole episode in a bad mood and finally gets his revenge on Inel and the studio audience when they eventually fall asleep. Magicians Katherine Mills and James Went offer up some tricks to help Johnny sleep.
The Now Show
Series 39, Episode 4Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are joined by Jon Holmes, Laura Shavin, Nick Doody and Jonny & The Baptists to present a comic look at the week's news.
Sadie J
Series 3, Episode 7 - DinnerliciousWhen Sadie thinks Taylor is about to dump her, she decides to go 'retro' and cook dinner for him.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Man Who Blew AwayVictor is dogged by the practical jokes of a pair of local children, but having been recently stolen he is at least finally rid of the albatross that is their car. A long-forgotten holiday acquaintance, Mr Foskett, comes to visit the Meldrews and his unconventional behaviour causes problems for Patrick.
Much Binding In The Marsh
A proposed Bindebourne Festival needs some famous guests.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Wisdom Of The WitchThe Meldrews have a tarot reading that prophesies disaster for Victor. Patrick and Pippa sell their home, but a house clearance crew are mistaken for their removal men. Patrick and Victor get snowed in at an old house with a jealous boyfriend and a huge spider.
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 6 - The Friends Of Frambourne PierVoluntary work is required if the pier is to open up again, so Pike and Hodges canvas Frambourne's populace.
The Magnificent Two
Comedy film starring Morecambe & Wise as a pair of travelling salesmen who become entangled in a South American country's civil war.
My Phone Genie
Episode 16 - Unfriend MeJaz wants her teacher to be more approachable so Gene creates a new social network for her.
Walk On The Wild Side
Series 3, Episode 6Comedy show featuring all your favourite animals, only this time they're chatting. All this and mystery guests too. If animals could speak they might say this was their favourite programme.
The Man Who Made Eric & Ernie
Documentary about Sir Bill Cotton, the Head of Light Entertainment at the BBC during the 1970s who commissioned many comedy hits.
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 2, Episode 2Alex Horne and his five-piece band explore the body, with songs on shampoo, beards and catarrh. Guest star Phill Jupitus sings with the band and reads a poem, and Lady Lykez performs a rap.
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 13 - House For SaleDani discovers that her house is up for sale, whilst Toby is also in a spot of bother after borrowing Sam's savings to set up a joke supply company.
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 9The Bish and friends, namely funnymen Rob Beckett, Andrew Maxwell, Joe Pasquale and Les Dennis, deliver more snappy stand-up.
Eric & Ernie
Episode 1 - Eric & ErnieSingle drama telling the story of Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise's formative years, from child stars to national treasures.
Let's Dance for Comic Relief
In the grand final of the comedy dance contest. The comedians taking part are joke machine Tim Vine, stand-up Katherine Ryan and cheeky Lee Nelson. Also appearing will be The Soap Stars group, plus Antony Cotton and Jodie Prenger. The judges are Jo Brand, Greg Davies and Frank Skinner. Music from Bruno Mars and Taylor Swift.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 1Jack Dee hosts the satirical panel game, with guest panellists Caroline Wyatt and Jon Richardson.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the eighth series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 3 - Gorilla WarfareThe platoon are out on an important trial of their tactics but Hodges is determined to make sure that they fail. The exercise takes a very strange turn when Hodges and the Verger come into contact with a gorilla.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 2 - The PsychiatristBasil's delighted when a married couple - both doctors - check in. However, Sybil's busy flirting with a young male guest, and when he discovers that one of the doctors is a psychiatrist, he grows increasingly paranoid...
Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley
TV broadcast of Lee Evans live at Wembley in 2002, unleashing his latest material to a giddy crowd.
Made In Dagenham
Comedy drama charting the fight of female factory workers at the Ford Dagenham plant for equal pay.
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom by James Corden and Ruth Jones.
Stella
Series 2, Episode 9Alan and Aunty Brenda team up to raise funds in a last-ditch attempt to save the rugby club. Off the pitch, Rob and Stella try to rebuild their trust in one another, but his secret threatens to ruin everything.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 4, Episode 10 - Olivia Newton-John, Keith Lemon, Nicole ScherzingerJonathan welcomes the one that he wants - Grease star Olivia Newton-John, and the zany Keith Lemon. Pop superstar Nicole Scherzinger is in for a chat and performs live.
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 2, Episode 1 - Todd's Terrible Day Ends And His Next Terrible Day BeginsTodd has a lot of explaining to do: What was he doing in the House of Parliament? Why is there a blood-stained cardboard box on his floor? And what is his father doing outside the door if he supposedly died in a skydiving accident?
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 3 - Waldorf SaladBasil gets himself in a fluster when a rather abrupt American guest arrives at the hotel. His English wife is rather more relaxed, but after confusion with the evening meal, temperaments soon change all-round.
Stella
Series 2, Episode 10Rob makes Stella a life-changing offer, but as chaos engulfs her family and friends, can she accept it?
Bluestone 42
Series 1, Episode 1The Bluestone 42 team are called out on routine ops with their CIA liaison officer Carter, where things take a drastic turn. Back at base, Nick takes an instant shine to the new padre. How will she react?
Celebrity Juice
Series 9, Episode 2Joining the panel this week are Coronation Street legend William Roache, Britain's Got Talent winners Ashleigh and Pudsey and comedian Chris Ramsey.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 1 - Teacher's PetFollowing a disastrous day promoting Tesco sushi, Tom resolves to begin acting classes - as a teacher. Meanwhile, Jez and Suze rope Linda into looking after a doll as they practice for parenthood; and who should turn up unannounced but Linda's sister, Sugar.
Ricky Gervais: Science
TV broadcast of the fourth hit live stand-up show and DVD from Ricky Gervais. Topics include religion, racism and obesity.
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 3This week, Patrick Monahan introduces Dean Baptiste and Sean Collins, Andrew Watts and Matt Reed, plus Kate Lucas and her guitar.
The Spa
Episode 5 - Wedding BellesBoth wedding and alarm bells sound as manageress Alison gets her registrar licence.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 2, Episode 2Jack Whitehall, Marcus Brigstocke and Ed Byrne join Alexander Armstrong to ask and answer questions. Also appearing, via Skype, is Jack's dad, Michael Whitehall.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Bad News TourA day on the road with the most controversial heavy metal band in the history of the universe, man.
Love Actually
Romantic comedy by Richard Curtis, charting a multitude of relationships across a Christmas period.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 3, Episode 2 - More Bad NewsA rock journalist reunites the Bad News band, who parted company after a disastrous maiden tour, for a one-off gig. But all does not go according to plan...
Hunderby
Episode 7A wealth of secrets are unravelled - not least the origin of bubbly milk - and everything that was known at Hunderby is turned upside down.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 2 - Ant & Dec, Rylan Clark, Joanna Lumley, The VaccinesAlan is joined by top telly presenters Ant & Dec, recent Celebrity Big Brother winner Rylan Clark, and Joanna Lumley also pops in for a chat. Music is from The Vaccines, who perform their latest single Bad Mood live in the studio.
Jimmy Carr Live: Comedian
Stand-up laughs from leading comedian Jimmy Carr, released as 2007's Comedian DVD.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 1 - Chris AddisonThe Thick Of It's Chris Addison returns home to perform at the Manchester Palace Theatre, supported by Craig Campbell and Jo Enright.
Ricky Gervais: Science
TV broadcast of the fourth hit live stand-up show and DVD from Ricky Gervais. Topics include religion, racism and obesity.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 1 - Teacher's PetFollowing a disastrous day promoting Tesco sushi, Tom resolves to begin acting classes - as a teacher. Meanwhile, Jez and Suze rope Linda into looking after a doll as they practice for parenthood; and who should turn up unannounced but Linda's sister, Sugar.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 8Sean, Jon and Jimmy are joined by guests Denise Van Outen, Vernon Kay, Henning Wehn and Nick Helm.
Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 1, Episode 7This week Richard invites over Jack Osbourne, son of Ozzy, TV presenter Dave Berry and resident regular Charlie Baker. This week's topics are: best gadget you have ever owned, the most underrated TV show of all time and the most famous person you have touched.
The Last Leg
Series 1, Episode 7Live show presented by Adam Hills. He looks back on the week gone, with the help of Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and guest Duncan Bannatyne.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Bad News TourA day on the road with the most controversial heavy metal band in the history of the universe, man.
Steve Coogan Live: The Man Who Thinks He's It
Steve Coogan stars as some of his best known characters including Alan Partridge, Paul and Pauline Calf, and Tony Ferrino. From 1998.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 5A modern-day Cyrano de Bergerac gives some tips on how to get Debbie to switch off EastEnders long enough to read her a love poem. There's an in-depth documentary about documentaries, and a very angry discussion about christenings. Meanwhile, David and Rob look for a sensitve new way to end their sketch show, just to prove they have depth.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 4Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
Derek
Series 1, Episode 6Hannah receives a phone call from a man claiming to be Derek's estranged father. She informs Derek and asks him whether he would like to arrange a meeting, however Derek doesn't want to know.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 3, Episode 2 - More Bad NewsA rock journalist reunites the Bad News band, who parted company after a disastrous maiden tour, for a one-off gig. But all does not go according to plan...
The Ricky Gervais Show
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated podcasts.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 6The comedy duo introduce an evil robot in disguise, and demonstrate how to ensure there is enough cat in a person's diet. They also explain their theories on why shop-set sketches have become redundant, and pay a visit to an elderly Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson as they encounter their cruelest enemy yet.
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 3This week, Patrick Monahan introduces Dean Baptiste and Sean Collins, Andrew Watts and Matt Reed, plus Kate Lucas and her guitar.
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 2, Episode 2Alex Horne and his five-piece band explore the body, with songs on shampoo, beards and catarrh. Guest star Phill Jupitus sings with the band and reads a poem, and Lady Lykez performs a rap.