Schedule Friday 8th March 2013
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 4 - Love And MarriageBill's mother comes to stay, and is just as difficult as ever. Meanwhile, Bill's also finding it increasingly difficult to communicate and reason with Jenny - could daughter be turning into mother?
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 6 - The SnakeThe Indian busmen hold a social evening in the depot canteen with an attractive snake dancer. Jack steals the opportunity to ask her out, and asks Stan to take his washing home for him - complete with slithery companion!
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 5 - Dirty BowlingA new area manager is putting pressure on Rona and Bill at the bakery. Ben, meanwhile, is increasingly busy at his lock-up, and friends are starting to wonder if he's got a fancy woman.
Carpool
Episode 6 - Jo Brand & Jason ByrneCarpool is back after it's Christmas break, as host Robert Llewellyn picks up Jason Byrne from Heathrow Airport and takes Jo Brand to the hairdressers.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 2, Episode 6 - MotherTamsyn's mother 'Lizabeth suddenly turns up at the tavern - after it was thought she had drowned fifteen years ago - and greets Tamsyn with the immortal phrase... 'Ello Princess...'
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 2, Episode 2Alex Horne and his five-piece band explore the body, with songs on shampoo, beards and catarrh. Guest star Phill Jupitus sings with the band and reads a poem, and Lady Lykez performs a rap.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
The TV Lark
Episode 3, Z Ambulances: A live drama serial could make money for Troutbridge TV. But can they manage to make it?
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 8 - Camera ShyFoggy's new interest in camcorders causes problems for country ramblers.
The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 6 - Charlie's Auntie's UncleCharlie begins to regret helping out a young tearaway when Joanna gets too friendly with him.
Much Binding In The Marsh
A proposed Bindebourne Festival needs some famous guests.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Tony's
Episode 2.4, Is This True Love?: Still single at 41, the barber's mother - and fate - seem determined to take a hand.
Dani's House
Series 3, Episode 7 - MaxworldMax contrives to lock Dani, Sam and Jack in Dani's bedroom so they can sort out their differences, but it's all just a plot so he can take over the house and turn it into his very own theme park.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
The Brothers
Episode 2.3: The arrival of Nigel and Michael's father sparks more havoc.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 2 - The Spokes PersonBen starts a one-man anti-cycling campaign which causes chaos in the household, Susan compounds the problems with her fund-raising efforts.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 10 - Chain GangWhen the monsters are impressed by a few of Dad's old magic tricks, Fiend decides to become a master magician. Of course, he is useless, and manages to chain Angela and Norman together - just as Angela has a date coming over!
Scoop
Series 1, Episode 9 - Magnetic AttractionThe local police force launches a new Robot Cop to man the streets of Pilbury.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 7 - Who's Got Rhythm?Prompted by the number of bands in the valley, Compo becomes musical.
HR
Series 4, Episode 3 - Goodbye Uncle NormanSam attends a long-forgotten uncle's funeral. Peter smells a rat.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 5Howard suggests a 'Vicars and Tarts' theme for the annual dance, but in Martin's absence Paul is asked to help out. His array of close friends come in handy, and Martin is not best pleased.
The TV Lark
Episode 3, Z Ambulances: A live drama serial could make money for Troutbridge TV. But can they manage to make it?
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 3 - Mr. Fix-ItWhen a journalist asks to interview the Goods, Margo spies an opportunity for self-promotion. Jerry's attempts to act for the Goods' interest are very successful - but it all looks set to backfire.
Much Binding In The Marsh
A proposed Bindebourne Festival needs some famous guests.
Dani's House
Series 3, Episode 7 - MaxworldMax contrives to lock Dani, Sam and Jack in Dani's bedroom so they can sort out their differences, but it's all just a plot so he can take over the house and turn it into his very own theme park.
'Allo 'Allo!
René Artois, proprietor of Café René in Nazi-occupied France, struggles to keep the business running whilst keeping the resistance and the army happy.
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand 3, Episode 3Join Hardeep Singh Kohli for comedy, jokes, anecdotes and backstage revelations from Lucy Porter, Brendon Burns, Patrick Monahan and Hari Sriskantha.
Porridge
Christmas Special - The Desperate HoursHauled in front of the governor after being caught with illicit Christmas booze, Fletcher and Godber become embroiled in Urwin's escape bid as he holds Mr Barrowclough and the governor's secretary hostage.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Chance Of A LunchtimeRaquel attends an audition and, despite Del's help, she gets the part. But fortune has a knack of spoiling the best laid plans...
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 10 - The Rounders MatchThe Flock and the Pigs are in the middle of a high-spirited game of rounders. Tensions are high as Shaun steps up to the plate - will he score the winning run? Will the Pigs' foul-play prevent victory? Or will The Farmer discover what they're up to?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 2 - Keeping Britain TidyAn old mattress dumped in the countryside prompts Foggy to institute the Dewhirst Campaign for a Cleaner Countryside. But getting rid of it is quite a problem until Ogden Butterclough, an innocent insurance salesman, happens upon them and puts himself - to say nothing of his Mini - into the high risk category.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 2 - The Spokes PersonBen starts a one-man anti-cycling campaign which causes chaos in the household, Susan compounds the problems with her fund-raising efforts.
Only When I Laugh
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Cosmic InfluenceMuch to the despair of the others, Figgis becomes preoccupied with signs & portents.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Faith In The Future
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Big TestFaith reacts calmly after finding her daughter and boyfriend in a compromising position until the results of a medical test convince her she is dying.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 7 - Who's Got Rhythm?Prompted by the number of bands in the valley, Compo becomes musical.
Little Blighty On The Down
Episode 2.5: Parish Council leader Mrs Roberts finds it hard to relax on her holiday.
The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 7 - Match Of The DayCaroline feels left out when Charlie agrees to coach her volleyball team.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 10 - Rights And ResponsibilitiesA new code of conduct is introduced by Draper, outlining the rights and responsibilities of each pupil.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 2, Episode 6 - MotherTamsyn's mother 'Lizabeth suddenly turns up at the tavern - after it was thought she had drowned fifteen years ago - and greets Tamsyn with the immortal phrase... 'Ello Princess...'
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 5Howard suggests a 'Vicars and Tarts' theme for the annual dance, but in Martin's absence Paul is asked to help out. His array of close friends come in handy, and Martin is not best pleased.
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 5The dragon makes its presence felt. Vimes finally finds his man. But can he hold onto him?
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 3 - Mr. Fix-ItWhen a journalist asks to interview the Goods, Margo spies an opportunity for self-promotion. Jerry's attempts to act for the Goods' interest are very successful - but it all looks set to backfire.
What's The Story?
Series 8, Episode 4Tom Price hosts the topical comedy quiz show which takes a sideways look at the week's news.
The Now Show
Series 39, Episode 4Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are joined by Jon Holmes, Laura Shavin, Nick Doody and Jonny & The Baptists to present a comic look at the week's news.
'Allo 'Allo!
René Artois, proprietor of Café René in Nazi-occupied France, struggles to keep the business running whilst keeping the resistance and the army happy.
The TV Lark
Episode 3, Z Ambulances: A live drama serial could make money for Troutbridge TV. But can they manage to make it?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 2 - Keeping Britain TidyAn old mattress dumped in the countryside prompts Foggy to institute the Dewhirst Campaign for a Cleaner Countryside. But getting rid of it is quite a problem until Ogden Butterclough, an innocent insurance salesman, happens upon them and puts himself - to say nothing of his Mini - into the high risk category.
Much Binding In The Marsh
A proposed Bindebourne Festival needs some famous guests.
Porridge
Christmas Special - The Desperate HoursHauled in front of the governor after being caught with illicit Christmas booze, Fletcher and Godber become embroiled in Urwin's escape bid as he holds Mr Barrowclough and the governor's secretary hostage.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 1 - The ArrivalFollowing the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 9The Bish and friends, namely funnymen Rob Beckett, Andrew Maxwell, Joe Pasquale and Les Dennis, deliver more snappy stand-up.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 6Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 1Jack Dee hosts the satirical panel game, with guest panellists Caroline Wyatt and Jon Richardson.
Shaun Of The Dead
Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 8Sean, Jon and Jimmy are joined by guests Denise Van Outen, Vernon Kay, Henning Wehn and Nick Helm.
Stella
Series 2, Episode 9Alan and Aunty Brenda team up to raise funds in a last-ditch attempt to save the rugby club. Off the pitch, Rob and Stella try to rebuild their trust in one another, but his secret threatens to ruin everything.
The Last Leg
Series 1, Episode 7Live show presented by Adam Hills. He looks back on the week gone, with the help of Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and guest Duncan Bannatyne.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Royle Family At ChristmasIt's Christmas Day, and Baby David's first birthday. It's also the Royles' first opportunity to meet Emma's parents, who leave Jim with a sour taste in the mouth. However, an unexpected present soon puts a smile back on his hairy face.
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 6Peter and Judith have got mixed up in the dark arts of voodoo on their latest disastrous package holiday.
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 2, Episode 2Alex Horne and his five-piece band explore the body, with songs on shampoo, beards and catarrh. Guest star Phill Jupitus sings with the band and reads a poem, and Lady Lykez performs a rap.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 2 - Ant & Dec, Rylan Clark, Joanna Lumley, The VaccinesAlan is joined by top telly presenters Ant & Dec, recent Celebrity Big Brother winner Rylan Clark, and Joanna Lumley also pops in for a chat. Music is from The Vaccines, who perform their latest single Bad Mood live in the studio.
Stella
Series 2, Episode 10Rob makes Stella a life-changing offer, but as chaos engulfs her family and friends, can she accept it?
Men Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 2 - BedGary has been sent out to find indigestion tablets for Dorothy, while Tony attempts the garden fence.
Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive
Series 1, Episode 5With David Mitchell, Will Smith and John Sessions
Comic Relief's Big Chat With Graham Norton
An hour of highlights from Graham Norton's six hour chat show marathon for Comic Relief. The host is joined by a galaxy of stars.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To Royston VaseyOutsider Benjamin arrives in town. Ben's friend Martin visits the Local Shop and meets the unfailingly strange Tubbs and Edward. Restart officer Pauline is angered that a job seeker has a job interview.
A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 3James Corden hosts another round of the hit panel show that features everything from the high jump to magic. Heptathlete Jessica Ennis MBE is among the guests.
Paddy's TV Guide
Episode 8 - HolidaysPaddy McGuinness focuses on 'holidays' looking at jaunts at home and abroad, with a rare glimpse of what celebrities get up to on their breaks. Plus a search of the archives reveals some rarely seen vintage gold.
Sir Henry At Rawlinson End
Episode 5, Diplodocus v Concreton: Surreal saga of a dynasty delicately balanced on the edge of sanity.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 5 - Escape From VictoryOnce again, Ted's at war with Father Dick Byrne. This time, they've got rival teams in the All Priests Over 75 Indoor 5-A-Side Football Challenge, and Ted's star player has died. It looks like a forefeit is on the cards for Crilly.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 5 - Rice PuddingCharged comedy from Phil Nichol contrasted by the gentle David Kay, political satirist Andy Zaltzman, and funnyman Alun Cochrane. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee.
Russell Brand's Give it Up Gig for Comic Relief
Russell Brand hosts a star-studded music and comedy fundraising gig. Comedians appearing include Eddie Izzard, Jason Manford, Jimmy Carr, Noel Fielding, Simon Amstell and Doc Brown.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 5Guests joining in the fun tonight are Gavin And Stacey star Mathew Horne; the new Mr Jordan, Alex Reid; GMTV's Penny Smith; and TV presenter Tim Lovejoy.
Ricky Gervais: Science
TV broadcast of the fourth hit live stand-up show and DVD from Ricky Gervais. Topics include religion, racism and obesity.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 6 - Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The ArseFollowing his team's disqualification and the losing of the bet by proxy, Father Crilly must accept Byrne's forfeit - and kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 8Sean, Jon and Jimmy are joined by guests Denise Van Outen, Vernon Kay, Henning Wehn and Nick Helm.
The Comedy Café
Janice Forsyth presents a magazine show on BBC Radio Scotland focused on comedy in all its various formats.
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 5The dragon makes its presence felt. Vimes finally finds his man. But can he hold onto him?
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2010, Episode 10 - Julia Davis's Little CrackerA shy teen prepares for her first kiss in an autobiographical short written, directed by and starring Julia Davis.
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2010, Episode 1 - Victoria Wood's Little CrackerFor eight-year-old Eunice, this Christmas is going to be different. This year it's just her and her dad, and there's little festive spirit to be found.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 6Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...
The Last Leg
Series 1, Episode 7Live show presented by Adam Hills. He looks back on the week gone, with the help of Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and guest Duncan Bannatyne.
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand 3, Episode 3Join Hardeep Singh Kohli for comedy, jokes, anecdotes and backstage revelations from Lucy Porter, Brendon Burns, Patrick Monahan and Hari Sriskantha.
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 1 - Doctor WhoIt's Christopher's first full day working for PhoneShop so Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to teach him some tricks of the trade.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 2 - Ant & Dec, Rylan Clark, Joanna Lumley, The VaccinesAlan is joined by top telly presenters Ant & Dec, recent Celebrity Big Brother winner Rylan Clark, and Joanna Lumley also pops in for a chat. Music is from The Vaccines, who perform their latest single Bad Mood live in the studio.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Royle Family At ChristmasIt's Christmas Day, and Baby David's first birthday. It's also the Royles' first opportunity to meet Emma's parents, who leave Jim with a sour taste in the mouth. However, an unexpected present soon puts a smile back on his hairy face.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Improvisation My Dear Mark Watson
Improv comedy show pilot hosted by Mark Watson which makes use of green screen technology.
The Midnight Beast
Series 1, Episode 1 - Someone Called SamThe band move in to a high-rise dump in East London, where they scam free pizzas and eat cat food to stay alive.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 2 - BedGary has been sent out to find indigestion tablets for Dorothy, while Tony attempts the garden fence.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 1 - PeleNew York Cop goes undercover in Miami; Renny & Gaviskon, the French chefs, take a trip to the moon; and Noel creates a felt-tip masterpiece with disastrous consequences.
Shameless
Series 4, Episode 4Ian gets caught up with someone on the run, Karen and Jamie try to out-do each other, and Mimi Maguire causes concern when she stops speaking.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To Royston VaseyOutsider Benjamin arrives in town. Ben's friend Martin visits the Local Shop and meets the unfailingly strange Tubbs and Edward. Restart officer Pauline is angered that a job seeker has a job interview.
Tony's
Episode 2.4, Is This True Love?: Still single at 41, the barber's mother - and fate - seem determined to take a hand.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 5Guests joining in the fun tonight are Gavin And Stacey star Mathew Horne; the new Mr Jordan, Alex Reid; GMTV's Penny Smith; and TV presenter Tim Lovejoy.
The Brothers
Episode 2.3: The arrival of Nigel and Michael's father sparks more havoc.
Shameless
Series 11, Episode 2As a member of the PTA, Mimi demands respect. But when the teachers threaten to quit over the return of a notorious troublemaker and Mimi's quick to dole out advice, Headmaster Banbury couldn't care less.
Steve Coogan Live: The Man Who Thinks He's It
Steve Coogan stars as some of his best known characters including Alan Partridge, Paul and Pauline Calf, and Tony Ferrino. From 1998.
Common Ground
Episode 9 - Nell, Ted & MarlonThe story of the Ginger twins Nell (Eri Jackson) and Ted (Danny Morgan) and the man who dares to come between them - Marlon (Daniel Lawrence Taylor).
Little Blighty On The Down
Episode 2.5: Parish Council leader Mrs Roberts finds it hard to relax on her holiday.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 2, Episode 6 - MotherTamsyn's mother 'Lizabeth suddenly turns up at the tavern - after it was thought she had drowned fifteen years ago - and greets Tamsyn with the immortal phrase... 'Ello Princess...'