Schedule Monday 4th March 2013
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CisternWhen the toilet breaks, Stan and the family are forced to rush next door to use Jack's facilities until they can arrange for a replacement.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 1 - Leader Of The PackWhilst Ben's having a "busy" day drinking tea, Bill is sent running around after everyone. Jenny's in trouble at school, David's noisy at home, and the shop is overrun with OAPs.
Carpool
Episode 9 - Tim Vine & Doon MackichanAt the Edinburgh Festival, Robert talks to Tim Vine and actress Doon Mackichan.
Safety Catch
Series 2, Episode 4 - There Will Be PaintSimon decides it is time that he and his colleagues prove that they understand the true horrors of war by organising a paintballing trip.
Just A Minute
Series 65, Episode 3Nicholas Parsons presents another episode of the panel show where guests must speak on a subject without repetition, hesitation or deviation.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Round The Horne
Episode 12: Master spy Kenneth Horne probes a robot plot, while Julian and Sandy tackle his patio.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 2Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...
The Al Read Show
Telling all on courting, marriage, kids and football - a compilation of the much-loved northern comic's 1950s monologues.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Alison And Maud
Episode 1, Fishing for Compliments: Is there something fishy about Bernard, besides his VAT returns?
Dani's House
Series 3, Episode 3 - Grandad And The Emo Of DoomDani is over the moon about her upcoming meeting with famous emo heartthrob Brandon Noir. She's hoping that he'll be interested in her for more than her singing, but Max, Jack and Sam are worried about her falling for the wrong guy, and Max summons his grandad from the jungle for help.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 3.4: Freshly wed ad man Ken gets a wedding invite and faces upset at a photo shoot.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 11 - A Wife Less OrdinarySusan is bored with her lot and opts to run her life as a single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect, and Ben just runs away.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 6 - Monstrously Good CookiesWhen Kate wins a cookie competition, little does she know that some of Norman's fur went into the mix that won her the top prize. So when a film crew comes to film her making the famous cookies, Eddie and the monsters have to secretly get more fur into the dough.
Scoop
Series 1, Episode 5 - Fight NightWrestling fever hits town as US legend the Ballista prepares for a one-off bout in Pilbury.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 5 - Passing The EarringWhen Howard finds a piece of jewellery on him belonging to a certain lady, he unwisely asks Clegg for help.
Thinking Of Leaving Your Husband?
Episode 1 - Find-the-Perfect-Partner-4-U-Dot-ComSarah's first experience of internet dating proves hugely embarrassing.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 6 - Pole StarHumiliated when he finds Nora's clothes line more out of reach than her, Compo accepts help from Foggy in overcoming his height problem.
Round The Horne
Episode 12: Master spy Kenneth Horne probes a robot plot, while Julian and Sandy tackle his patio.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Thing In The CellarAs the Goods are removed from the electricity grid, Tom builds a generator to turn the waste from their animals into electricity. However, when it's finally called into use, the generator packs up, and Tom grovels to Jerry for use of his freezer.
The Al Read Show
Telling all on courting, marriage, kids and football - a compilation of the much-loved northern comic's 1950s monologues.
Dani's House
Series 3, Episode 3 - Grandad And The Emo Of DoomDani is over the moon about her upcoming meeting with famous emo heartthrob Brandon Noir. She's hoping that he'll be interested in her for more than her singing, but Max, Jack and Sam are worried about her falling for the wrong guy, and Max summons his grandad from the jungle for help.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Policeman ComethIn a change of strategy from London, a French-speaker is sent, disguised as a policeman. René has far more to worry about; he and Hans have been tasked with borrowing Gruber's armoured car in order to blow up a train!
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 3The Pythons reveal the 'The Sordid Personal Bits', as they discuss their unwanted celebrity status, member Graham Chapman, BBC censorship and the departure of John Cleese.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 4 - Swiftly And With StyleMonsieur Alfonse arrives in the café and makes his intentions towards Madamme Edith clear. It's already been a long, hard day for René, what with being caught by the resistance associating with the Germans - but when Alfonse challenges him to a duel, it could get a lot worse...
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 4 - The Unlucky Winner Is...Del enters an old painting of Rodney's in to a competition and unexpectedly wins a holiday for three. Unfortunately for Rodney, his painting came first in the under 15 category... Del decides not to tell anyone and deal with it once they get out there.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 2Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 6 - The FugitiveShaun is in serious trouble when the Farmer discovers he's the cake thief that has sabotaged his baked goods. When another Farmer arrives and begins negotiations with the Farmer, Shaun fears the worst. Is this the end of our hero's time on Mossybottom Farm?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 6 - The Most Powerful Eyeballs In West YorkshireHoward fails to hypnotise Pearl and prompts Foggy to demonstrate how he can influence people.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 11 - A Wife Less OrdinarySusan is bored with her lot and opts to run her life as a single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect, and Ben just runs away.
Only When I Laugh
Series 1, Episode 7 - Is There A Doctor In The House?Tired of sitting in bed all day, Figgis disguises himself as a doctor and goes for a walk. Unfortunately, he's mistaken for a real doctor...
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Faith In The Future
Series 1, Episode 6 - Food Of LoveFaith is aghast to find out she's been piling on the pounds but helpful Hannah is standing by with lots of ideas on how she can lose weight again.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 5 - Passing The EarringWhen Howard finds a piece of jewellery on him belonging to a certain lady, he unwisely asks Clegg for help.
Coming Alive
Episode 3.1, Good Sports: Sandra's mother starts meddling over Terry, and there's a surprising sporting challenge.
The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 3 - Sex, Lies And Exercise TapeCaroline boasts she is having an affair with Charlie.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Safety Catch
Series 2, Episode 4 - There Will Be PaintSimon decides it is time that he and his colleagues prove that they understand the true horrors of war by organising a paintballing trip.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 6 - Pole StarHumiliated when he finds Nora's clothes line more out of reach than her, Compo accepts help from Foggy in overcoming his height problem.
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 1The city of Ankh-Morpork is under threat from a 60ft fire-breathing dragon. Can the city's Night Watch save the day?
Fit
Episode 9Discover the new sport of 'insult boxing' and the latest technology for armchair sports fans - '4DTV'.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Thing In The CellarAs the Goods are removed from the electricity grid, Tom builds a generator to turn the waste from their animals into electricity. However, when it's finally called into use, the generator packs up, and Tom grovels to Jerry for use of his freezer.
Sensitive Skin
Joanna Lumley and Denis Lawson star as an affluent couple who live in metropolitan London.
Just A Minute
Series 65, Episode 4Nicholas Parsons hosts the popular panel game. Paul Merton, Sheila Hancock, Josie Lawrence and Marcus Brigstocke attempt to talk for 60 seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Policeman ComethIn a change of strategy from London, a French-speaker is sent, disguised as a policeman. René has far more to worry about; he and Hans have been tasked with borrowing Gruber's armoured car in order to blow up a train!
Round The Horne
Episode 12: Master spy Kenneth Horne probes a robot plot, while Julian and Sandy tackle his patio.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 6 - The Most Powerful Eyeballs In West YorkshireHoward fails to hypnotise Pearl and prompts Foggy to demonstrate how he can influence people.
The Al Read Show
Telling all on courting, marriage, kids and football - a compilation of the much-loved northern comic's 1950s monologues.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 4 - Swiftly And With StyleMonsieur Alfonse arrives in the café and makes his intentions towards Madamme Edith clear. It's already been a long, hard day for René, what with being caught by the resistance associating with the Germans - but when Alfonse challenges him to a duel, it could get a lot worse...
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 4Jo Brand meets the RNLI as they train for a maritime emergency and joins Meera Syal in a raft race.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
Common Ground
Episode 9 - Nell, Ted & MarlonThe story of the Ginger twins Nell (Eri Jackson) and Ted (Danny Morgan) and the man who dares to come between them - Marlon (Daniel Lawrence Taylor).
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom. Repeated again as of 01.00.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 3 - AmyOver-excited by the appearance of a lesbian couple in their building, Lee and Tim ask them over for dinner, little realising that their adolescent attempt to get their jollies will backfire when Lucy discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.
A Fish Called Wanda
A black comedy starring John Cleese and Michael Palin. A con artist uses her female charms to steal a stash of jewels.
A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Highlights Special - The Best Of A League Of Their Own 3 Volume OneHighlights from the sport panel show's third and best season yet.
Common Ground
Episode 10 - BarryBarry (Alex Lowe) is an 82 year old man whose wife has just left him. After digging up an old tin in the garden, Barry finds his 'Bucket List' of dreams and decides to give it another go.
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 4Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 4 - PartyWhen Tim and Lee try to organise a surprise party for Lucy's 30th birthday their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 6R&B superstar Ne-Yo takes control this week. Expect pop quiz antics as team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined on the panel by Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty, Aiden Grimshaw and Mercury Prize nominee Delilah.
Just A Minute
Series 65, Episode 3Nicholas Parsons presents another episode of the panel show where guests must speak on a subject without repetition, hesitation or deviation.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 1Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 4 - DublinThe show comes from the Dublin Olympia with Tommy Tiernan, Andrew Lawrence, Keith Farnan & Zoe Lyons.
Hard To Tell
Series 1, Episode 3If your son is visiting with his new girlfriend, how far apart should their beds be placed? Can she be trusted with a remote control? And is it OK to indulge your fondness for Helen Mirren?
Being Eileen
Episode 5 - DIYPete discovers Eileen's shower is broken and decides to step into his father's shoes and get it sorted.
The Office
Series 1, Episode 1 - DownsizeDavid Brent is informed by Head Office that his Slough branch of Wernham Hogg paper merchants might be closed down. David's deep rooted need to be popular triumphs over realism and he immediately promises the staff there will be no redundancies.
The Spa
Episode 4 - Love Is A Losing GamePeter Kelly, a swindler from Alison's past, uses his smooth-yet-slimy talking gets the manageress on board with his latest scheme to break into the PR world.
Him & Her
Series 1, Episode 2 - The BirthdayIt's Steve's birthday and everyone wants to go out and get plastered - except Steve who is ill. Or at least he tells his mum and everyone else he is...
The Now Show
Series 39, Episode 3Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present the week via topical stand-up and sketches.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
Being Eileen
Episode 5 - DIYPete discovers Eileen's shower is broken and decides to step into his father's shoes and get it sorted.
Have I Got News For You
Long-running topical panel game with a strong political slant, featuring team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 1 - Robbie Williams, Sue Perkins, Jaime Winstone, Jack Dee, Dara O Briain, Melanie CAlan Carr welcomes pop star royalty Robbie Williams who also performs his new single, Be a Boy. Also on the sofa Sue Perkins and Jaime Winstone. And, fresh from their Comic Relief Zambezi River Challenge, Alan is joined by Jack Dee, Dara O Briain and Melanie C.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 5 - Rich Hall, Andrew Maxwell, Mark WatsonRich Hall hosts with special guests Andrew Maxwell and Mark Watson.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 4, Episode 2 - Meeting TwentyFeaturing advertising expert Rory Sutherland, marine biologist Helen Scales and the creator of Father Ted and The IT Crowd Graham Linehan.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 12, Episode 19 - Jude Law, Judi Dench, Mila Kunis, Olly MursJudi Dench reveals all about her exit from 007; Jude Law says he has banned his son from being tattooed; Mila Kunis talks about Oz; and Olly Murs is embarrassed by his tweets about Mila.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 1The hit comedy panel show is back. Joining Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Jack Dee and Ulrika Jonsson are rap artist Example, Hairy Biker Si King, former Strictly dancer Camilla Dallerup and EastEnder Linda Henry.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 1 - HairTony returns from his holidays sporting a beard, and Dorothy moves in with Gary.
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 1The city of Ankh-Morpork is under threat from a 60ft fire-breathing dragon. Can the city's Night Watch save the day?
Shameless
Series 11, Episode 1It's a grand occasion as the Chatsworth inhabitants celebrate being awarded an Olympic ring from London 2012.
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2011, Episode 3 - Jane Horrocks' Little CrackerBad hair and a unique talent are unveiled in a short inspired by the life and times of Jane Horrocks.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 3 - AmyOver-excited by the appearance of a lesbian couple in their building, Lee and Tim ask them over for dinner, little realising that their adolescent attempt to get their jollies will backfire when Lucy discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.
Common Ground
Episode 9 - Nell, Ted & MarlonThe story of the Ginger twins Nell (Eri Jackson) and Ted (Danny Morgan) and the man who dares to come between them - Marlon (Daniel Lawrence Taylor).
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2011, Episode 1 - Barbara Windsor's Little CrackerA budding young actress receives a boost in a short inspired by the life and times of Barbara Windsor.
Common Ground
Episode 10 - BarryBarry (Alex Lowe) is an 82 year old man whose wife has just left him. After digging up an old tin in the garden, Barry finds his 'Bucket List' of dreams and decides to give it another go.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 4 - PartyWhen Tim and Lee try to organise a surprise party for Lucy's 30th birthday their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Hit sketch show starring Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller. Characters include a pair of immature RAF pilots and a rude music hall duo.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Alison And Maud
Episode 1, Fishing for Compliments: Is there something fishy about Bernard, besides his VAT returns?
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Hit sketch show starring Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller. Characters include a pair of immature RAF pilots and a rude music hall duo.
The Office
Series 1, Episode 1 - DownsizeDavid Brent is informed by Head Office that his Slough branch of Wernham Hogg paper merchants might be closed down. David's deep rooted need to be popular triumphs over realism and he immediately promises the staff there will be no redundancies.
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 3.4: Freshly wed ad man Ken gets a wedding invite and faces upset at a photo shoot.
Coming Alive
Episode 3.1, Good Sports: Sandra's mother starts meddling over Terry, and there's a surprising sporting challenge.
Safety Catch
Series 2, Episode 4 - There Will Be PaintSimon decides it is time that he and his colleagues prove that they understand the true horrors of war by organising a paintballing trip.